Fear in NR 2

SUP. MY NAME IS JAMEZ. THAT'S RIGHT. JAMEZ. NOT JAMES WITH AN S. JAMEZ WITH A Z. CAUSE IMMA REBEL.
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. SO I WAS THIS SUPER BIG GENERAL AT THIS ARMY CALLED NR, AND THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THIS LITTLE RUNT TEAM WITH TWO ASIANS AND AN EMO. OVER TIME THE TEAM CHANGED, AND IT WAS TWO ASIANS, AN EMO, ANNNNNND AN ARHAB. AND A CHICK THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A DUDE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN EVIL ROBOT. BUT ANYWAYS. ONE OF THESE ASIANS, SHIDO, WE FOUND OUT WAS SOME SACRED CHOSEN ONE TO FREE THE LAND FROM SATAN. SOME WE GO ON THIS LONG ADVENTURE TO STOP SATAN, I MAKE IT TO LEVEL 5 IN HELL (WHOO) AND THEN I DIE. SHIDO KILLS SATAN, I COME BACK TO LIFE.
CONFUSING, YES.
I'M NOT VERY SMART. I HAVE TROUBLE WITH BIG WORDS, BUT I CAN BE A HERO TOO. I WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT T OSTART A WHOLE NEW ADVENTURE ABOUT ME. THAT'S RIGHT, ME!
WELL...NOT EXACTLY SO MUCH ME. SEE, WE HAVE A FEW OTHER PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM TOO.
IZZY, WHO'S A COMPELETE FAT ASS, NICK WHO'S A WEE BIT TIMID, AND THEN YOU GOT COLTEN WHO I DONT EVEN BARELY KNOW HE WAS MORE OF SHIDO'S FRIEND.
THESE PEOPLE ALL PLAYED APART IN MY ADVENTURE. MINE!
BUT ENOUGH TALKING. YOU ALL READ THE FIRST ONE. SO LET'S JUST GET STARTED.
WE WERE IN HEAVEN. SHIDO WENT TO GO TALK TO GOD.
“SO SHADOWDRAGON.” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT IZZY.” SHADOW SAID.
“WHAT WAS IT LIKE, GOING TO THE 5TH LEVEL?” IZZY SAID.
“OR I'LL TELL YOU IZZY, IT WAS SCAAAARY” I SAID. “FIRST OFF, RK WAS THERE TOO-”
“SHUT UP JAMEZ, YOU ONLY GOT THAT FAR BECAUSE YOU WERE AN INSIDE JOB.” IZZY SAID. “OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE DIED IN THE 3RD ROOM LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.”
“SO?? SO???” I SAID. “I USED MY WITS TO GET ME PLACES IZZY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.”
“GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN.” SHADOW SAID. “WE'RE IN HEAVEN.”
“WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HELL NO THAT SUNNY'S GONE?” COLTEN ASKED.
“JUST GOING TO BE AN EMPTY CAVE.” SHADOW SAID. “WE'RE SENDING SOME ANGELS DOWN THERE TO CHECK IT OUT. MAKE SURE NO ONE'S STILL ALIVE, Y'KNOW.”
“SO WHY ARE WE HERE?” NICK SAID.
SHADOW SIGHED.
“LOOK, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING YOU GUYS THIS BUT...” SHADOW SAID. “ONE OF YOU IS A SECOND CHOSEN ONE.”
“ONE OF US?” IZZY SAID.
I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE.
I FINALLY DECIDED TO THREATEN PEOPLE TO MAKE ME PANCAKES.
“JAMEZ, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR PANTS ON” SHADOW SAID.
“SORRY” I SAID.
I PULLED MY PANTS BACK UP. I JUST THOUGHT THAT IF WE WERE GOING TO RECEIVE THIS MUCH GOOD NEWS I SHOULD BE COMFORTABLE.
“WHEN I'M THE CHOSEN ONE I'M GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.” I SAID.
“WELL, IM THE OBVIOUS PICK. I MEAN, YOU'RE RETARDED, COLTEN'S TOO WIMPY, AND NICK JUST SEEMS LIKE HE COULD NEVER BE A CHOSEN ONE. LOOK AT HIM.” IZZY SAID.
“SHUT UP FATASS” NICK SAID.
“I'M GOING TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!” I SAID. “BECAUSE I CAN DANCE”
“IVE SEEN YOU DANCE JAMEZ YOU REMIND ME OF A EPTILIPIC GIRAFFE.” IZZY SAID.
“YOU REMIND ME OF ROSIE O DONALD” I SAID.
“NO THATS YOUR MOM” IZZY SAID.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH” I SAID.
I RAN AT IZZY BUT SHADOWDRAGON KEPT US APART.
“BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF!” SHADOW SAID.
“GRRRR” I SAID.
“GRRRR” IZZY SAID.
FINALLY, SHIDO RETURNED.
SHIDO HAD ALL THE GOLDEN WEAPONS ON HIM. SHIDO ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS HOT SHIT.
SHIDO ANNOYED ME A BIT.
“JAMEZ” SHIDO SAID. “YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.”
“FUCK YEAH!!!!” I SAID.
I TURNED TO IZZY.
“IN YOUR LITTLE BUTTERED UP FACE!” I SAID. “KISS MY BROWN ASS!”
“NO, YOU KISS MINE!” IZZY SAID. “IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE??”
“I DONT CHOOSE THE CHOSEN ONES, GOD DOES.” SHADOW SAID.
“THEN GOD IS THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER!” I SAID.
“AND YOU'RE THE DUMBEST.” IZZY SAID.
“WAIT JAMEZ..” SHIDO SAID. “YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD.”
“...BODYGUARD?” I SAID.
I STOPPED CHEERING.
“HAAAAA!” IZZY SAID. “YOU'RE HIS BITCH!”
“SHUT UP IZZY!” I SAID.
“YOU WANNA GO?” IZZY SAID.
“FINE!” I SAID.
WE BOTH WENT INTO A SLAP FIGHT.
“COME ON COME ON KNOCK IT OFF!” SHADOW SAID.
“JAMEZ, ARENT YOU WONDERING WHAT YOU'RE PROTECTING ME FROM?” SHIDO SAID.
“NO” I SAID.
“WELL ASK ME.” SHIDO SAID.
“WHAT AM I PROTECTING YOU FROM” I SAID.
“IM NOT EXACTLY SURE...” SHIDO SAID.
“WELL THAT WAS POINTLESS.” IZZY SAID. “BEAM US BACK DOWN SHADY.”
“NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.” SHADOW SAID.
WE WOKE UP BACK ON EARTH.
THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME IN HEAVEN.
“WAS THAT A DREAM?” I SAID.
“NO STOOPID” SHIDO SAID. “THAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME YOU GO TO HEAVEN.”
“WELL HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WE ALL CANT BE GREAT HEROES LIKE YOU SHIDO” I SAID.
“YOU'RE ALL HEROES!” EAZY SAID. “AND IM GLAD TO HAVE SHIDO JOINING A2!”
“SHIDO'S JOINING A2?” IZZY SAID. “OJESUS DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH JAMEZ, IM IN TOO.”
“IF IZZY'S GOING, SO AM I.” NICK SAID.
“I'M GOING WITH THE GROUP I GUESS.” COLTEN SAID.
“BUT GUYS WHAT ABOUT NRRRRRRRRRRR!” I SAID.
SHIDO TOOK ME TO THE SIDE.
“JAMEZ” HE WHISPERED. “DONT YOU THINK NR IS KIND OF....DICTATORING?”
“HOW SO” I SAID.
“WELL” SHIDO SAID. “A2 IS A DEMOCRACY. NR IS COMPELETLY CONTROLLED BY AJ.”
“SO” I SAID.
“JAMEZ, HE PRETTY MUCH CONTROLS OUR EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE.” SHIDO SAID. “A2S BETTER.”
WE WALKED BACK TO EAZY.
“I GUESS IM JOINING A2 AS WELL” I SAID. “SINCE SOME PPL FORGET WHERE THEY COME FROM!! A2 FUCKING SUCKS!”
“GREAT. YOU GUYS CAN ALL BE ON ONE TEAM.” EAZY SAID.
“OH WELL YIPPE AYE YAY” I SAID. “NOTHING COULD MAKE THIS GOOD. NOTHING.”
“AND I WANT TO ADD ONE MORE PERSON TO YOUR TEAM” EAZY SAID.
“WHO? DR. MCFAGFAG?” JAMEZ SAID.
“NO.” EAZY SAID. “GUYS MEET YOUR NEW TEAMMATE, WOODFORK!”
EAZY PUSHED SOME GIRL IN FRONT OF HIM.
SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. SHE HAD BLACK HAIR AND BLONDE STREAKS. SHE LOOKED TO BE OUR AGE TOO.
SHE WALKED VERY SEDUCTIVLY TO US.
“HI GUYS” SHE SAID.
“SUP” IZZY SAID.
“I LOVE A2” I SAID. “BEST ARMY EVER”
“I...AGREE?” WOOD SAID.
“I HOPE SO BECAUSE YOU'RE ON IT” EAZY SAID.
“RIGHT..” WOOD SAID.
“WILL YOU MARRY ME” I SAID.
“WHAT?” SHE SAID.
“WAT.” I SAID.
“OKAY?” WOOD SAID.
“OKAY OKAY WOOD YOU MET THE TEAM, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH” EAZY SAID.
EAZY PUSHED HER INTO THE CROWD OF PEOPLE.
“JAMEZ LIKES HER” SHIDO SAID.
“I WANT TO RAPE HER DECAPITATED HEAD SO BADLY.” I SAID.
“WELL KEEP DREAMING JAMEZ” EAZY SAID. “WOOD DOES NOT NEED A MAN SUCH AS YOURSELF. SHE IS VERY INDEPENDENT. NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND GO TO A2.”
WE WENT INTO A HELICOPTER WITH EAZY.
IVERO AND M1N1 CLIMBED IN TOO.
THE HELICOPTER LIFTED US INTO THE AIR AND I WATCHED THE CROWD CHEER FOR US ONE LAST TIME.
“SO” EAZY SAID. “YOU GUYS READY FOR THE PARTY?”
“NEXT WEEK.” SHIDO SAID.
“YUP SHIDO, AND YOU'RE THE GUEST OF HONOR.” EAZY SAID.
“HEY.” I SAID.
I TOOK A PAUSE AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME.
“I MADE IT TO LEVEL 5.” I SAID.
EVERYONE STARTED TALKING AGAIN.
I SIGHED.
BEING THE CHOSEN ONE WASN'T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT'D BE.
EVERYONE CARED ABOUT SHIDO MORE.
“SHIDO, YOU TOUGHT ME TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF” IVERO SAID.
“WELL YHOO FUCKING WHOO.” I SAID. “HEY. I MADE IT TO LEVEL 5.”
“SHIDO, YOU SAVED ALL OUR ASSES BACK THERE.” ASF SAID.
“WELL I MADE IT TO LEVEL 5. ONLY NON-ANGEL TO MAKE IT TO LEVEL 5.” I SAID.
“NO.” IZZY SAID. “WE JUST LEARNED YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.”
“YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE?” EAZY SAID. “I THOUGHT SHIDO WAS?”
“YOU'RE REALLY THE CHOSEN ONE?” WOOD SAID.
“I-” I SAID.
“NAAW HE'S JUST SHIDO'S BITCH.” IZZY SAID. “SHIDO'S THE REAL CHOSEN ONE.”
“OH.” EAZY SAID.
“WELL, I DONT WANT TO BRAG BUT IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT HIM.” I SAID.
“UH-HUH...” EAZY SAID.
“I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.” I SAID. “SO WOOD EVER PLAYED SONIC.”
“UM, NO.” WOOD SAID.
“WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD START IT'S REALLY FUN ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT” I SAID.
“JAMEZ DONT GET DESPERATE.” IZZY SAID.
“HEY FUCK YOU IZZY” I SAID.
“HE RAPES HEADS WOOD...IVE SEEN IT....” NICK SAID.
“WHAT??” WOOD SAID.
“NOTHING!!” JAMEZ SAID. “IT'S JUST A JOKE!”
“NO, HE RAPED NINTENDOGIRL'S HEAD LIKE 4 OR 5 TIMES.” IZZY SAID.
“DECAPITATED. HEAD.” COLTEN SAID.
“THAT'S...NICE” WOOD SAID.
“LIARS, WOOD! ALL LIARS!” I SAID.
I WAS REALLY STARTING TO GET MAD.
SUDDENLY WE PAST BY NINTENDOGIRL FLYING TO HEAVEN.
“GGRRRRRR!” I SAID.
I GRABBED HER HEAD AND RIPPED IT OFF AND STARTED RAPING IT.
“OH MY GOD!” EAZY SAID.
“NONE OF YOU JUDGE ME!” I SAID.
I FINISHED AND THREW HER HEAD OUT THE HELICOPTER AND NO ONE SAID A WORD THE REST OF THE TRIP.
THE HELICOPTER LANDED IN AUSTRALIA AND WE GOT OUT.
ASF PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER.
“NICE GOING BUDDY” ASF SAID.
“OH FUCK OFF.” I SAID.
EAZY WALKED UP TO AN A2 SOLDIER.
“ANY WORD ON EUROPE?” EAZY SAID.
“FULLY SECURE SIR.” THE SOLDIER SAID. “A2 NOW OWNS EUROPE.”
“MOVE TROOPS TO NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA IMMEDIATELY WHILE NR'S DISTRACTED WITH ASIA.” EAZY SAID.
“YES SIR” THE SOLDIER SAID.
“WHATS GOING ON EAZY?” SHIDO SAID.
“A RACE SHIDO.” EAZY SAID. “A RACE AGAINST NR FOR LAND.”
LING WAS ON THE BEACH.
“HEY GUYS!” LING SAID.
“SUP LING!” SHIDO SAID.
“LING'S AN A2 SOLDIER NOW. HE GUARDS THE WATER.” EAZY SAID.
“FUCK YEA” LING SAID.
WE WALKED ALONG INTO A LARGE BUILDING.
“WELCOME TO A2.” EAZY SAID.
“SO, WHERE ARE WE STAYING.” COLTEN SAID.
EAZY WALKED US TO OUR ROOM.
“ENTIRE GROUP SLEEPS HERE.” EAZY SAID.
“EVEN WOOD?” I SAID.
“NO...I DONT TRUST YOU JAMEZ.” EAZY SAID. “SHE'S SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT ROOM.”
THERE WERE TWO BUNKBEDS. I KNEW THE DRILL.
5...4...3...2...1
“I CALL TOP!” SHIDO SAID.
“I CALL TOP!” NICK SAID.
“I CALL T-GOD DAMMIT!” I SAID.
“I WOULD HAVE CALLED TOP BUT I WANTED TO SAVE YOUR LIVES.” IZZY SAID.
“OKAY JAMEZ” SHIDO SAID. “YOU'RE ON MY BUNK. I'M TOP. YOU'RE BOTTOM. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M TOP. YYYYYYYYYYYOUR BOTTOM.”
“SCREW YOU SHIDO” I SAID.
I FELL ONTOP OF MY BED.
“FUCK MY LIFE.” I SAID INTO THE PILLOW.
"HEY" COLTEN SAID. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THAT'S MY BED."
"WHA?" I SAID.
COLTEN GRABBED ME AND THREW ME OFF THE BED.
"SLEEP ON THE FLOOR" COLTEN SAID.
I STARTED CRYING.

MY NAME IS HYPER. I AM A DEMON WHO LIVES DEEP DOWN IN HELL. DIDN'T BELIEVE IN DEMONS? WELL THEY EXIST.
BUT NOW WE WERE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
A WHOLE GROUP OF THESE GUYS WHO LOVE GOD JUST CAME IN AND STARTED SLAUGHTERING US.
LUCKILY FOR A FEW OF US, WE WERE NOT DEMONS YET. THE RULES WERE, IF YOU GAVE YOUR LIFE TO SUNNY, AND YOU DIED YOU'D COME BACK A DEMON.
I DID, AND I WAS A DEMON NOW.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A DEMON? IT FEELS LIKE I'M COMING ALL THE TIME. IT'S AWESOME.
I WAS THERE WITH THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE I COULD TRUST AT THIS TIME. RK, WHO WAS KIND OF A BIG SHOT TO THE DEMONS, AND ZERO, WHO WAS NOTHING.
THIS DEMON..THIS COREY GUY HAD GOTTEN TO SATAN'S APPLE BEFORE US. AND SINCE SATAN WAS DEAD, IT MEANT WHO EVER POSSESSED THE APPLE BECAME SATAN. WHICH MEANS COREY IS NOW SATAN INSTEAD OF RK.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” RK SAID.
“RK, BOW DOWN” COREY SAID.
“NO.” RK SAID. “YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE RACE FOR THE APPLE.”
“YEAH THAT FAG'S RIGHT' SOME CHICK SAID.
“WHOAWHOAWHOA WHAT'S A WOMAN DOING HERE” ZERO SAID.
“I'LL TELL YOU LATER.” RK SAID. “COREY GIVE ME THE APPLE.”
“NO GIVE ME THE APPLE” THE GIRL SAID.
“NO, I AM SATAN NOW.” COREY SAID.
“BULL.” RK SAID. “I STUCK NEXT TO SUNNY HIS ENTIRE LIFE. YOU WERE BORN LIKE 60 YEARS AGO, AND YOU JUST BECAME A DEMON LIKE A WEEK AGO. AND WHEN SHIDO BUSTED INTO HELL YOU RAN AWAY.”
“THAT DOESNT MATTER” COREY SAID. “I GOT HERE FIRST.”
I SAT QUIETLY LIKE I NORMALLY DID. I DIDN'T TRY TO INTERUPT SUNNY OR RK WHEN THEY WERE TALKING.
“I FUCKING FELL OFF A FLOATING PLATFORM, NEARLY REACHED OBLIVION, AND I HAD TO CLIMB ALL THE WAY BACK UP HERE” RK SAID. “I AM SATAN.”
“I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A BILLION YEARS TO BE UNLEASHED” THE GIRL SAID. “I AM SATAN.”
“NUP. I GOT THE APPLE FIRST.” COREY SAID.
“HEY FUCK YOU COREY IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO LIST-” RK SAID.
WE HEARD PEOPLE TALKING FROM OUTSIDE HELL.
“HIDE” COREY SAID.
RK GRABBED ME AND ZERO AND TURNED US ALL INTO SHADOWS.
COREY JUMPED UP TO THE CEILING.
THE GIRL JUST TURNED INTO DUST.
3 ANGELS WALKED IN.
WITH THEIR WINGS AND THEIR GAY HALOS.
“SO THEN THE DONKEY SAYS “I SAID THERAPIST NOT THE RAPIST” ONE ANGEL SAID.
THE OTHERS STARTED LAUGHING.
“OH ICORNA YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS.” ONE SAID.
“YUP.” ICORNA SAID. “NOW LET'S CHECK FOR DEMONS.”
“I DOUBT WE'LL FIND ANY” ONE ANGEL SAID. “LOOKS LIKE THEY CLEANED THIS PLACE OUT.”
“HEY WHO'S GLAD THAT RK'S FINALLY DEAD” AN ANGEL SAID.
“ME, DEFINATLEY.” ICORNA SAID. “I GOT SICK OF KICKING HIS ASS.”
“REALLY, ICORNA?” AN ANGEL SAID.
“YEAH, HE CAME IN MY DIRECTION AND I JUST KNOCKED HIM BACK” ICORNA SAID.
“I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS...” RK SAID.
“ALRIGHT THIS ROOM SEEMS CLEAR” ICORNA SAID.
THEN RK LET GO OF ME AND ZERO REVEALING ALL THREE OF US.
“WHAT THE-?” AN ANGEL SAID.
RK JUMPED OVER AND CUT OFF ONE'S HEAD, AND IMPALED THE OTHER.
“OH FUCK OH FUCK” ICORNA SAID.
HE TRIED RUNNING OUT BUT THAT GIRL APPEARED IN FRONT OF HIM AND TURNED HIM INTO ICE.
RK SMASHED THROUGH THE ICE.
“HE WAS ALREADY DEAD BUT NICE TOUCH I GUESS” THE GIRL SAID.
“SHUT UP BITCH” RK SAID.
RK WALKED BACK TO ME AND ZERO.
COREY JUMPED DOWN FROM THE CEILING.
“GOOD JOB PEOPLE, GOOD JOB.” COREY SAID.
“RK WHAT DO WE DO?” I SAID.
“NOTHING.” RK SAID. “HE HAS THE APPLE. WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM.”
“NOW.” COREY SAID. “FIRST-”
“OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE IS TO BRING SUNNY BACK TO LIFE.” RK SAID.
“NO.” COREY AND THE GIRL SAID AT THE SAME TIME.
“OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE” COREY SAID. “IS TO DESTROY SHIDO”
“NO.” THE GIRL SAID. “OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE IS TO REDECORATE THIS WHOLE PLACE. IT'S DIGUSTING.”
“GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN” RK SAID. “LOOK, I HAVE 2 OTHER DEMONS RIGHT HERE WHO WANT TO BRING SUNNY BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT GUYS?”
“YEAH!” ME AND ZERO BOTH SAID.
“YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT THIS PLACE COULD USE SOME REDECORATING.” COREY SAID.
“THANK YOU” THE GIRL SAID.
“RK..RK...GO HANG THIS POSTER UP.” COREY SAID.
COREY HANDED RK A PICTURE OF A CAT HANGING ONTO A WIRE THAT SAID HANG IN THERE BABY.
“HYPER. ZERO. CMON.” RK SAID.
WE WALKED INTO THE NEXT ROOM.
“WERE BRINGING SUNNY BACK TO LIFE RIGHT RK?” I SAID.
“DUH, HYPER.” RK SAID. “I'LL GET THAT APPLE EVENTUALLY.”
“RK WHO WAS THAT GIRL?” ZERO SAID.
“I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO SEE HER AGAIN.” RK SAID. “LOOK, HER NAME IS ICE, SHE WAS SUNNY'S GIRLFRIEND BEFORE HE WAS SENT TO HELL.”
“SO WHAT HAPPENED?” I SAID.
“UH, WELL AFTER PEOPLE FOUND OUT SHE WAS THE GIRLFRIEND OF THE DEVIL, THEY SORT OF BURNED HER ALIVE. BUT SHE BECAME A DEMON.” RK SAID.
“SHE SEEMED TOUGH.” I SAID.
“SHE IS TOUGH.” RK SAID. “SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME.”
“THAN YOU??” ZERO SAID.
“YES. AND DEFINATLEY STRONGER THAN THAT COREY ASSHOLE.” RK SAID. “AND...SHE'S MORE EVIL THAN ME AND SUNNY COMBINED. AND THAT'S OFF HER PERIOD.”
“HOLY FUCK” I SAID. “BUT SHES HOT”
“DUH” RK SAID. “ALL HOT GIRL'S ARE EVIL. ITS A PROVEN FACT.”
“SO WHY'S SHE HERE NOW?” I SAID.
“WELL IT WAS AROUND THE TIME WHEN RUMORS SPREAD ABOUT THE CHOSEN ANGEL AND CRAP SO SUNNY SEALED HER INSIDE ONE OF THESE PORTALS TO KEEP HER SAFE. SHE DIDNT WANT TO GO BUT HE KIND OF FORCED HER IN.” RK SAID.
RK HUNG UP THE POSTED ON A WALL.
“GUYS” RK SAID. “THEY ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS. OKAY? WE ARE A GROUP HERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO GET SUNNY BACK.”
“WHY DOESNT ICE WANT HIM BACK?” ZERO SAID.
“BECAUSE THEN SHE CANT BE SATAN, DUH.” RK SAID. “IT'S ALL ONE BIG SELFISH GAME OF WHO GETS TO RULE THE WORLD. BECAUSE WE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN.”
“RIGHT” WE BOTH SAID.

WE BEGAN GETTING READY TO SLEEP.
I SIGHED AT MY BED.
THE FLOOR.
EAZY WALKED IN.
“JUST CHECKING UP ON OUR WORLD SAVIORS HERE.” EAZY SAID.
“CAN I PLEASE SLEEP WITH WOOD” I SAID.
“NO” EAZY SAID. “IVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO TO WOMEN.”
“THATS JUST NINTENDOGIRL PLEASE” I SAID.
“NO” EAZY SAID.
“SUP” SOME GUY SAID.
“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT” IZZY SAID.
“YO CHECK IT” HE SAID. “THE NAMES BRANDON AND I'M HERE TO SAY
YOU'RE WHOLE TEAM IS FUCKING GAY
I DONT CARE IF YOU SAVED THE WORLD YOU'RE STILL A BUNCH OF DICKS
ONCE MY TEAM COMES THROUGH HERE YOU'LL ALL SHIT BRICKS
I DONT CARE WHAT YALL SAY ABOUT ME CAUSE IM HERE TO STAY”
BRANDON FOLDED HIS ARMS AND LOOKED AT US.
“YOU CANT RAP WORTH SHIT” IZZY SAID. “AND WHO WROTE THOSE LYRICS, YOUR MOM?”
“AND YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ANY BETTER?” BRANDON SAID.
“NICK” IZZY SAID. “GIVE ME A BEAT”
NICK STARTED BEATBOXING.
“AHEM AHEM” IZZY SAID. “WITH THE WAY YOU WROTE THOSE LYRICS, I THINK YOU'RE DELIRIOUS,
YOU SUCK SO BAD, I CAN'T EVEN TAKE YOU SERIOUS
YOU SAY I'M GAY, BUT I WANT YOU TO PAUSE IT
I'M STILL WAITIN ON YOU TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
YOU AIN'T GOT NO STREET CRED YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS
HELL, EVEN JAMEZ WADE COULD KICK YOUR ASS
YOU THINK YOU ALL HOT SHIT BOY,
YOU THINK YOU'RE FINE,
BUT THEY CALL YOU THE JELLY FISH,
CAUSE YOU AINT GOT A SPINE,
I'LL STOP NOW CAUSE MY WORDS ARE FRESH,
THEY LIKE BULLETS RIPPING THROUGH YOUR FLESH.”
“DAMN IZZY GOT LYRICS” I SAID.
“WHATEVA” BRANDON SAID. “WE STILL COOLER”
“...WHERED THIS GUY EVEN COME FROM??” SHIDO SAID.
“BRANDON GTFO OF HERE.” EAZY SAID.
HE PUSHED BRANDON AWAY.
“WHO WAS THAT?” NICK SAID.
“HE WASN'T ANYBODY.” IZZY SAID.
“AW THATS JUST BRANDON.” EAZY SAID. “HES JUST SOME SOLDIER WHO THINKS HES ALL COOL. HES ALSO WOODS BOYFRIEND.”
THE WORDS ECHOED THROUGH MY HEAD.
WOODS BOYFRIEND.
WOODS BOYFRIEND.
WOODS BOYFRIEND.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” I SCREAMED. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“JESUS” EAZY SAID. “CALM DOWN”
I STARTED CRYING.
“IN ALL FAIRNESS JAMEZ YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET HERE ANYWAYS.” COLTEN SAID.
“IM GOING TO DEFEAT HIM” I SAID.
“ONLY WAY YOU'LL DEFEAT HIM IS IF YOU BEAT HIM IN A RAP BATTLE.” EAZY SAID. “THATS ALL HE CARES ABOUT.”
“HES NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.” IZZY SAID.
“THEN I'LL TAKE UP RAPPING.” I SAID. “AT THE A2 PARTY, I'LL MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL. AND I WILL LOOK....VERY COOL. HOLY FUCK I NEED TO WRITE THAT DOWN!”
I TOOK OUT A NOTE PAD AND WROTE DOWN FOOL AND COOL.
“JESUS.” IZZY SAID SHAKING HIS HEAD.
“WELL” EAZY SAID. “GOOD NIGHT GUYS.”
EAZY WALKED OUT.


“JAMEZ HERE'S A PILLOW” SHIDO SAID.
HE TOSSED ME DOWN A PILLOW.
“YOU KNOW SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD.” I SAID. “LOTS OF SNACKS DOWN HERE.”
I PICKED UP SOME GUM OF THE FLOOR AND ATE IT.
“MM GUM” I SAID.
“THAT WASNT GUM...” IZZY SAID.
“THEN WHAT IS IT?” I SAID.
“YOU DONT WANNA KNOW...” IZZY SAID.
“AHHHHHHHH” I SAID.
“JAMEZ JAMEZ QUIET!” SHIDO SAID. “PPL ARE SLEEPING!”
IT WAS QUIET IN A2 AT NIGHT.
“GUYS...” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT” NICK SAID.
“I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT” COLTEN SAID.
“WE DRESS UP AS A MONSTER AND SCARE EVERYONE” IZZY SAID.
“WHAAAAAT?” SHIDO SAID.
“WELL I MEAN” IZZY SAID. “I HATE EVERYONE HERE. HELL, EVEN ASF AND ALL THEM SUCK DICK. LET'S SCARE THEM.”
“BUT WITH WHAT?” NICK SAID.
“BED SHEETS” IZZY SAID. “WE DRAW A FACE ON A BED SHEET AND I WEAR IT AND RUN AROUND A2”
“AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FINR2” I SAID.
“ABSOLUTLY NOTHING.” IZZY SAID. “BUT WHAT WE CANT HAVE FUN MOMENTS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?”
“LETS DO IT” NICK SAID. “I'LL DRAW BECAUSE I AM RATHER GOOD AT GRAFIX”
“NO!” I SAID. “I WILL DRAW BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY AN ARTEEST.”
“HOW ARE YOU AN ARTIST.” IZZY SAID.
“CHECK IT OUT” I SAID.
I HELD UP MY SONIC FANART.
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“THAT FUCKING SUCKS” SHIDO SAID.
“LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER SHIDO” I SAID.
“I NEVER SAID I COULD DO BETTER BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GOOD-” SHIDO SAID.
“JUST AS I THOUGHT!” I SAID. “NOW, I'LL DRAW THE FACE OF THE BED SHEETS!”
IZZY TOSSED DOWN THE BED SHEETS. I CAUGHT THEM AND TOOK OUT A MARKER.
I SCRIBBLED THE BEST FACE EVER ONTO THE BED SHEETS. IT WOULD SURELY SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ANYONE. WHEN I WAS FINISHED, IT LOOKED PERFECT.
I HELD IT UP FOR EVERYONE.
“JAMEZ..” IZZY SAID. “ALL YOU DID WAS WRITE “SONIC IS CANCELLED” ON THE BED SHEETS”
“DUH” I SAID.
I PISSED MYSELF JUST THINKING OF IT.
“OKAY OKAY I GUESS ITS MY TURN” NICK SAID.
HE GRABBED THE BED SHEETS AND TURNED THEM INSIDE OUT.
THEN HE DREW THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
“HOLY FUCK NICK THATS SCARY.” COLTEN SAID.
“JESUS CHRIST NICK THATS THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN” SHIDO SAID. “SCARIER THAN SUNNY”
“IT CANT BE THAT SCARY” IZZY SAID.
HE GRABBED IT.
“AHHHHHHH” IZZY SAID. “HOLY FUCK”
“I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS....” NICK SAID.
IZZY TOSSED THE SHEET TO ME AND I TOOK A LOOK AT IT.
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I FELT A TEAR FALL FROM MY EYE FROM JUST SO MUCH FEAR.
“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET ME PUT IT ON” IZZY SAID.
IZZY PUT THE SHEET OVER HIS BODY.
“DAMN THOSE MUST BE BIG SHEETS” SHIDO SAID.
WE WALKED QUIETLY OUT INTO THE HALLWAY.
“WHO FIRST?” SHIDO WHISPERED.
“LET'S GET ASF” NICK SAID.
WE ALL LAUGHED.
“OKAY OKAY SHH SHH” IZZY SAID.
WE WALKED DOWN TO WHERE ASF'S ROOM WAS.
“OKAY...” IZZY SAID. “ON THE COUNT OF THREE...ONE...TWO...THREE!”
IZZY BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR.
“AHHHUHHSDUHFUDHSFUHUSDHFUHHHHH!!!!” IZZY SAID.
“HOLY FUCK!” ASF SAID.
ASF WAS MASTURBATING.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” WE ALL SAID.
WE RAN DOWN THE HALL.
NICK WAS CRYING.
ASF RAN AFTER US.
“IF IT MAKES YOU GUYS FEEL ANY BETTER, I ALREADY CAME.” ASF SAID. “NOW WTF IS THIS HERE”
“WERE TRYING TO SCARE PPL” IZZY SAID.
“WELL YOU'RE DOING A BAD JOB OF IT” ASF SAID. “YOU SEE, MEN ARE STRONG AND NOT ABLE TO BE SCARED AS EASILY. YOU NEED TO GO FOR A WOMAN.”
“WOOD.” SHIDO SAID.
“WHA?” I SAID. “COME ON GUYS SHES NEW TO THE TEAM AND-”
“WOOD.” IZZY SAID.
“WOOD.” NICK SAID.
“COLTEN? CMON BUD” I SAID.
“WOOD.” HE SAID.
“WOOD.” ASF SAID.
“BUT GUYS” I SAID.
“DUDE” IZZY SAID. “DONT BE A BUZZ KILL. SHE HATES YOU ANYWAYS. LET'S DO THIS.”
“JAMEZ WADE, A BUZZ KILL?!?!?!” I SAID. “NEVAR SIR! LETS GO SCARE AN INNOCENT 15 YEAR OLD GIRL!”
“HELL YEAH FOOTBALL” ASF SAID.
WE WALKED TO WOOD'S ROOM.
“THIS IS IT” ASF SAID.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK SHES DOING IN THERE” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT EVERY GIRL DOES” NICK SAID. “PROBABLY....WATCHING POWERPUFF GIRLS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.”
“OR HAVING HER PERIOD.” COLTEN SAID.
EVERY WAS SILENT FOR A SECOND.
“WHAT IF SHE IS HAVING HER PERIOD” IZZY SAID. “HAS ANYONE EVER ACTUALLY...SEEN THAT?”
“NO.” ASF SAID. “I HAVENT EVEN SEEN A NORMAL ONE.”
“I HAVE.” I SAID. “MY MOMS. THEY ARE HAIRY”
“EW YOUR MOM DOESNT SHAVE?” SHIDO SAID.
“WOMEN SHAVE THOSE THINGS?” I SAID.
“I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHES NOT DOING” COLTEN SAID. “POOPING.”
“I KNOW ITS A KNOWN FACT THAT WOMEN CANNOT POOP” I SAID. “THE SECOND HOLE IS JUST FOR MEN.”
“EXACLTY” IZZY SAID. “I LIKE YOU GUYS YOU GET THIS STUFF.”
“I DONT MEAN TO INTERUPT THIS CONVO” SHIDO SAID. “BUT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARING A GIRL. TO DEATH BRO.”
“SHIDOS RIGHT” IZZY SAID.
“OKAY” ASF SAID. “ON 3...”
“1...” SHIDO SAID. “2....”
“3!” IZZY SAID.
IZZY BUSTED DOWN THE DOOR.
“AHHHHJHDJGH;DLSJFGHLSDHHJFHDSJ!!” IZZY SAID.
THEN WE ALL FROZE.
WOOD WAS ON HER HANDS AND KNNES ON THE BED, GETTING PLOWED BY BRANDON.
“WTF??” WOOD SAID.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” EVERYONE SAID.
“WELL WE HAVE TO FINISH NOW CMON” BRANDON SAID.
BRANDON THRUSTED FASTER AND FASTER AND THEN EXPLODED ALL OVER HER ASS.
“WHY DID WE JUST WATCH THAT.” IZZY SAID.
HE WAS STILL WEARING THE SHEET.
“GET OUT OF HERE PERVERTS!” WOOD SAID.
SHE GOT UP AND SLAMMED THE DOOR.
WE STILL STOOD THERE SHOCKED AND CONFUSED.
“SO.” I SAID. “SHES SEXUALLY ACTIVE.”
“JAMEZ, YOU JUST SAW YOUR CRUSH GETTING IT HARD FROM HER BOYFRIEND/YOU RIVAL.” SHIDO SAID. “ARENT YOU ANGRY?”
“MORE ANGRY THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.” I SAID. “AND ITS ALL HIIIIIIIS FAULT!”
I TURNED AROUND AND FIRMLY POINTED AT IZZY.
“MY FAULT??” IZZY SAID. “IT WAS ASF'S IDEA TO GET WOOD!”
“WELL YOU ALL AGREED TO IT!” ASF SAID.
“DID WE?” IZZY SAID. “OR DID YOUR CRIMINAL MIND TRICK US INTO BELIEVING WE DID?”
“SO YOU JUST COULDNT LEAVE IT ALONE COULD YA IZZY?” ASF SAID.
HE RAISED A GUN TO IZZY'S STOMACH.
“YOU JUST HAD TO KEEP PICKING AND PICKING AT THE CASE, DIDNT YA?” ASF SAID.
“YOU WONT SHOOT ME, ASF, YA DONT GOT THE STOMACH FOR IT.” IZZY SAID.
“YOU'RE RIGHT” ASF SAID.
HE PUT THE GUN AWAY.
BRANDON WALKED OUT WEARING A TOWEL.
“WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TOWEL.” IZZY SAID.
“YO” BRANDON SAID. “I DONT LIKE YOU EMBARRASSING ME INFRONT OF MY GURL LIKE THAT”
“SORRY NIGGER MCNEGRO.” IZZY SAID.
“I CHALLENGE ONE OF YOU TO A RAP BATTLE. 2 WEEKS FROM NOW. I WILL CLOSE MY EYES AND WAVE ME FINGER AROUND AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON, I BATTLE.” BRANDON SAID.
HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND WAVED HIS FINGER AROUND. HE OPENED HIS EYES AND HIS FINGER WAS ON IZZY. HE QUICKLY MOVED HIS FINGER OVER TO ME.
“YOU!” BRANDON SAID.
“I WAS ALREADY GOING TO BATTLE YOU AT THE PARTY.” I SAID.
“FINE” BRANDON SAID. “TWO BATTLES. ONE AT THE PARTY, AND ONE FROM 2 WEEKS FROM NOW. BE THERE, OR BE TRIANGLE.”
“...DONT YOU MEAN SQUARE?” SHIDO SAID.
“HEY!” BRANDON SAID.
HE POINTED AND SHIDO AND TOOK A LONG PAUSE.
THEN HE WALKED AWAY.
“TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA JAMEZ” ASF SAID. “TOLD YOU WE SHOULDNT HAVE GONE TO WOOD'S ROOM.”
“I KNOW WHY'D I EVEN SAY THAT-HEY WAIT A MINUUUUUUTE!” I SAID.

SO ABOUT THIS TIME I WAS WRITING A MAD RAP.
I USED ONE OF THOSE RHYMING DICTIONARIES FOR HELP BECAUSE I SUCK.
“STILL WRITING THAT RAP JAMEZ?” COLTEN SAID.
“LET'S SEE.....ORANGE...AND...WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE?” I SAID.
“DOORHENDGE.” NICK SAID.
“HM.” I SAID.
“JAMEZ HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST THIS GUY I MEAN ITS A RAP BATTLE AND HES BLACK” COLTEN SAID.
“COLTEN, YOU'RE A FUCKING DIGUSTING RACIST.” IZZY SAID. “HAVE YOU EVER EVEN HEARD OF EMINEM, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTUARY GET WITH IT.”
“SORRY” COLTEN SAID.
“BESIDES” IZZY SAID. “JAMEZ IS MEXICAN. IT'S TIME FOR THE MEXICANS TO BEAT OUT THE BLACKS, LIKE THE ASIANS ARE DOING TO THE WHITES.”
“EXCUSE ME MY DAD WAS WHITE” I SAID. “SO IM...MEXIWHITE..IF THATS EVEN A REAL THING.”
“GUYS.” SHIDO SAID. “THIS IS FUCKING STOOPID.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN” NICK SAID.
“JUST A WEEK AGO, WE WERE FUCKING BATTLING THE DEVIL AND GOING INSIDE OF GOD.” SHIDO SAID.
“DONT REMIND ME THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY” NICK SAID.
“GUYS” SHIDO SAID.
SHIDO TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN SWORD.
“I DONT EVEN HAVE USE FOR THIS ANYMORE” SHIDO SAID.
“SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SHIDO?” IZZY SAID.
“GUYS.” SHIDO SAID. “WE'RE PUSSIES NOW.”
“WHAAAAAAAT” I SAID.
“YEAH” SHIDO SAID. “I MEAN, I HAD TO BATTLE A GIANT SCARY SNAKE. NOW IM SITTING AROUND WALKING IN ON PPL HAVING SEX AND TRYING TO FIND A RHYME FOR ORANGE.”
“GEEZ SHIDO WERE JUST TAKING A BREAK YA LITTLE ADRENALINE JUNKIE” IZZY SAID. “WHAT, YOU WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE EVERY WEEK?”
“THAT WOULD BE NICE.” I SAID.
“52 ADVENTURES A YEAR” COLTEN SAID.
“NO THERES ONLY GOING TO BE 3 ADVENTURES.” I SAID.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW?” IZZY SAID.
“I. KNOW.” I SAID.
“WELL LOOK” SHIDO SAID. “LET'S GO DO SOMETHING. STOP A ROBBERY OR SOMETHING. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ROBBER WHO SEES THE GUYS WHO KILLED SATAN SHOWED UP TO HIS ROBBERY? HE'D PROBABLY SHIT HIMSELF.”
“OOH OOH LETS GO I WANNA EAT IT” I SAID.
“IM IN” NICK SAID.
“SAME” COLTEN SAID.
“....FIEN” IZZY SAID. “BUT ONLY SO I CAN WATCH JAMEZ EAT THE SHIT.”
“K LETS GO DOWN TO EAZY AND SEE IF THERES ANYTHING WE CAN DO.” SHIDO SAID.
WE WALKED DOWNSTAIRS TO THE A2 MAIN COMPUTERY ROOM PLACE.
“HEY EAZY” SHIDO SAID. “ANY WORLD CRISISES?”
“ONE SEC SHIDO I WANT YOU TO SEE SOMETHING” EAZY SAID.
EAZY WALKED US OVER TO A DECK. HE PULLED A DRAWER AND PULLED OUT TWO BLUE WRIST BANDS.
“BLUE WRIST BANDS?” I SAID. “I LOVE BLUE ITS MY FAVORITE COLOR.”
“BUT...” EAZY SAID.
HE KNOCKED THEM ON THE DESK.
“THESE ARE COMPELETELY SOLID WRIST BANDS. THEY'RE LIKE STONE.” EAZY SAID.
“SO?” SHIDO SAID.
“I FIGURED THIS WAS SOME SPECIAL WEAPON” EAZY SAID.
“NO BUT I'LL TAKE EM I LOVE BLUE” I SAID.
I GRABBED BOTH OF THE WRISTBANDS AND EAZY AND SHIDO STARTED TALKING AGAIN.
“ANYWAYS SHIDO, THERE'S NOTHING RIGHT NOW BUT IF SOMETHING COMES UP I'LL TELL YOU” EAZY SAID.
I PUT THE WRISTBANDS ON BUT THEY WERE A LITTLE BIG. THEN THEY AUTO TIGHTENED THEMSELVES AND GLOWED WHITE.
“WHOA WHOA DID ANYONE JUST SEE THAT??” I SAID.
EVERYONE WAS GONE.
“SEE WHAT?” EAZY SAID.
“THESE WRISTBANDS!” I SAID. “THEY TIGHTENED THEMSELVES!”
“WTF” EAZY SAID. “WELL MAYBE THEY ARE SOME SPECIAL WEAPON! GIVE THEM TO ME.”
I TRIED TO PULL ONE OF THE WRISTBANDS OFF. IT WAS STUCK TO MY SKIN.
“IT WONT COME OFF” I SAID.
“WELL LEMME TRY” EAZY SAID.
EAZY TUGGED ON THE WRISTBAND AS HARD AS HE COULD.
“DAMN.” EAZY SAID. “IT'S STUCK”
“WELL WHAT DO WE DO NOW” I SAID.
“JAMEZ” EAZY SAID. “LOOK, PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE GOLDEN SWORD AND ALL THAT SHIT, LETS KEEP THIS A SECRET.”
“...WHY?” I SAID.
“FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY.” EAZY SAID. “TRUST ME. THIS IS OUR SECRET.”
“FINE” I SAID. “BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO?”
“IM NOT SURE” EAZY SAID. “WE'LL RUN SOME TESTS LATER, LETS ME GET THIS SHIT SET UP”
EAZY STARTED PRESSING BUTTONS AND STUFF AND I WALKED BACK WITH THE CROWD.
“FINALLY I HAVE A SECRET” I SAID.
I WALKED UP TO IZZY.
“IZZY GUESS WHAT I HAVE A SECRET” I SAID.
“OH REALLY WHAT IS IT?” IZZY SAID.
“THESE WRISTBANDS REALLY ARE A SPECIAL WEAPON” I SAID.
“OH, OKAY” IZZY SAID.
HE WALKED AWAY.
“WAIT...” I SAID. “DAMMIT!!!”
I WALKED BACK TO OUR ROOM.
NO ONE WAS THERE.
“WHERE IS EVERYONE” I SAID.
I SAT ON THE BED.
“WHAT CAN YOU DO?” I SAID.
I STARED AT THE WRISTBANDS.
THEY HAD SOME SORT OF WEIRD PATTERN ON THEM.
THERE SEEMED TO BE SOME KIND OF SLIT IN EACH OF THEM.
“WTF...?” I SAID.
“HEY” SOMEONE SAID.
IT WAS WOOD.
“SIGL;KSDFN;LGNKS” I SAID. “HI.”
OKAY OKAY, I JUST HAD TO PLAY THIS COOL. IT WAS JUST A GIRL. THEY ARE ALL JUST WEAK MINDED FOOLS.
“UM” WOOD SAID. “WHY DID YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS BUST DOWN MY DOOR LAST NIGHT”
“THAT WAS ALL IZZY AND ASF I SWEAR TO GOD THEY CAME UP TO ME I WAS BUSY DONATING TO THE WOMENS RIGHTS FUND AND THEY WERE LIKE LETS GO RAPE WOOD AND THEN THEY WENT AND I ONLY CAME TO STOP THEM” I SAID.
“I THINK THATS A LIE” WOOD SAID.
“I DONT LIE.” I SAID. “EXCEPT TO SUNNY WHEN I TOTALLY INFILTRATED SWC WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BTW DID I MENTION I MADE IT TO LVL 5?”
“YES” WOOD SAID. “MANY TIMES. BUT IZZY SAID YOU DIDNT KILL A SINGLE PERSON IN HELL.”
“NO BUT SHIDO WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT ME” I SAID. “I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS MORE OF A LOVER THAN A FIGHTER YOU KNOW”
“BUT YOU'RE IN THE ARMY.” WOOD SAID.
“YEAH WELL THIS IS ONLY TO LOOK OUT FOR MY PALS” I SAID.
“YOU WERE A MAJOR GENERAL IN NR BEFORE YOU MET ANY OF THEM” WOOD SAID.
“OH MY GOD HES BOMBING IT” IZZY SAID FROM OUTSIDE.
“UH UH DID I MENTION I MADE IT TO LEVEL 5 UH” I SAID.
I STARTED SWEATING.
WOOD STARED AT ME LIKE …
“...SO I JUST WANT SOME PRIVACY AT NIGHT HIS ALL” WOOD SAID.
“GET OUT OF MY WAY FAGGOT” BRANDON SHOUTED FROM OUTSIDE.
NICK FELL INFRONT OF THE DOORWAY AND THEN BRANDON WALKED IN.
“LETS GO BABY YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE TIME WITH THIS FAGGOT” BRANDON SAID.
“BYE JAMEZ” WOOD SAID.
WOODS WALKED OUT.
BRANDON POINTED AT ME AND THEN WALKED OUT.
NICK GOT UP AND WALKED IN. IZZY FOLLOWED.
“:W” IZZY SAID. “YOU SUCK AT TALKING TO GIRLS”
“SO WHAT, WHAT GIRLS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH IZZY” I SAID.
“https://2img.net/h/i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll9/sunnycide/demo-hot-girl1.jpg” IZZY SAID.
“SO WHAT SHE WAS PROBABLY LIKE YOUR STEP SISTER OR SOMETHING” I SAID.
“ALSO https://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll9/ ... rl_car.jpg” IZZY SAID.
“WHEN DID IZZY BECOME ALL GANGSTER” NICK SAID.
“IVE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY ITS JUST THAT WHEN SHIDO WAS NARRATING HE WAS TOO DAMN STUCK UP TO FOCUS ON ME” IZZY SAID. “WHOLE PARAGRAPHS OF JUST HIS THOUGHTS. WHAT THE HELL?”
“SO WHAT” I SAID. “IDC WOOD'S DIFFERENT THAN JUST ANY CHEAP HOOKER”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW” IZZY SAID. “BESIDES SHES DATING A BLACK GUY. YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING.”
“YEAH...AND MY PENIS IS SMALL...” I SAID.
“HA! I KNEW IT!” IZZY SAID.
SHIDO AND COLTEN RAN IN.
“GUYS!” SHIDO SAID.
“EAZY SAYS A LOCAL FARM IS BEING ATTACKED” COLTEN SAID.
“A LOCAL FARM. YIPPE DO” IZZY SAID. “GOD FORBID THE COWS GET KILLED.”
“IT'S REALLY SAD WHEN A CHILD DOESNT CARE IF HIS MOM AND DAD ARE KILLED.” I SAID.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH” IZZY SAID.
“YEAH. IVE BEEN SAVING THAT ONE SINCE CHAPTER 28 IN FINR 1. ASSHOLE.” I SAID.
“GUYS LISTEN!!” SHIDO SAID. “THERE ARE REPORTS THAT SOMEONE SAW RK!”
“RK??” I SAID. “HE CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF.”
“NO WAY NO FUCKING WAY” IZZY SAID. “I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD??”
“HE WAS!” SHIDO SAID. “I WATCHED HIM FALL OFF THAT PLATFORM WITH SHADOWDRAGON.”
“WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS” IZZY SAID.
“WE HAVE TO GET DOWN THERE NOW!!” SHIDO SAID.
EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
EXCEPT ME.
I LOOKED DOWN AT THE WRISTBANDS.
“WELL GUYS” I SAID. “TIME TO SHINE. I JUST WISH I KNEW WHAT YOU DID..”
I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
I WENT OUTSIDE AND EVERYONE WAS CLIMBING INTO A TRUCK.
“COME ON JAMEZ!” NICK SAID.
I RAN AND CLIMBED UP IN THE TRUCK. SHIDO, IZZY, NICK, COLTEN AND WOOD WERE THERE.
THE TRUCK STARTED DRIVING OFF.
ASF WAS DRIVING.
“ASF WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DRIVE.” SHIDO SAID.
“IM THE OFFICIAL BEST DRIVER OF A2” ASF SAID. “THERES A WHOLE LEAGUE OF US. NOOOOO WOMEN. OR ASIANS.”
SOME GUY STARTED RUNNING AFTER US.
“WHO'S THAT” SHIDO SAID.
“OHOHOHO” ASF SAID. “THATS CJ. HE WANTED TO GO FIGHT DEMONS”
“HA HA NOOB” I SAID.
“LETS MAKE HIM CHASE AFTER THE TRUCK, IT'LL BE FUNNY.” ASF SAID.
ASF SPED UP.
“ISNT THIS FROM SOMETHING...?” NICK SAID.
“HEY GUYS CMON!” CJ SAID.
“WHAT, NICK?” ASF SAID.
“A GUY RUNNING AFTER A TRUCK, AND THEY TRY TO MAKE HIM CATCH UP. SOMETHING HAPPENS AFTER THAT BUT I FORGOT WHAT....” NICK SAID.
“GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY!” CJ SAID.
“SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS....” NICK SAID.
“GUYS!!” CJ SAID.
SUDDENLY CJ FROZE. LITERALLY.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” SHIDO SAID.
THEN RK FLEW OUT OF NO WHERE AND SMASHED CJ.
“OH FUCK OH FUCK” ASF SAID.
“OOOH NO I REMEMBER!” NICK SAID. “THE GUY DIES HORRIBLY, AND THEN THE TRUCK GETS ATTACKED.”
“TRUCK GETS ATTACKED??” ASF SAID.
THEN WE STOPPED SUDDENLY.
“WHAT HAPPENED?” I SAID.
“GAH SOME BITCH JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND NOW I CANT MOVE” ASF SAID. “OH FUCK RKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US”
RK'S HAND SMASHED THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD AND PULLED ASF OUT.
“HOLD ON GUYS I GOT THIS!” SHIDO SAID.
“NO SHIDO” IZZY SAID. “THEY'LL TAKE THE GOLDEN WEAPONS AND WE'LL HAVE TO REDO ALL OF FINR 1. LET US HANDLE THIS”
“..FINE” SHIDO SAID.
“LET ME HANDLE THIS” I SAID.
I HOPPED OUT THE TRUCK.
RK WAS HOLDING ONTO ASF WHILE SOME GIRL WATCHED.
“WHERE IS IT” RK SAID.
“WHERE IS WHAT??” ASF SAID.
“YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS” RK SAID.
HE THREW ASF ON THE GROUND.
“HEY RK CHECK THIS OUT” I SAID. “HYPER BEAM WRISTBANDS ACTIVATE!”
NOTHING HAPPENED.
“UH..” I SAID. “FI.....FIRRRRRRRE!”
NOTHING HAPPENED.
“WELL FUCK DUDE.” I SAID.
RK GRABBED ME.
“DAMMIT!” RK SAID.
“WHAT” THE GIRL SAID.
RK THREW ME ON THE GROUND TOO.
“HE ALREADY PUT THEM ON” RK SAID.
“SO?” THE GIRL SAID.
“THEYRE ATTATCHED TO HIS BODY.” RK SAID.
“THEN CUT THEM OFF” THE GIRL SAID.
“I CANT JUST CUT THEM OFF” RK SAID.
“GOD YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY” THE GIRL SAID.
THE GIRL LEANED DOWN TO ME AND PULLED OUT A POCKET KNIFE.
“ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS.” SHE SAID.
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” I SAID.

RK JUMPED UP ONTO A FENCE AND ME AND ZERO FOLLOWED.
WE ON A FARM.
“RK WHY ARE WE HERE?” ZERO ASKED.
“WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHING. SOMETHING THAT'S AROUND HERE...” RK SAID.
“BUT WHAT?” I SAID.
“DON'T MENTION ANYTHING TO THAT FAG COREY” RK SAID. “BUT THERE ARE NEW WEAPONS”
“WTF HOW?” I SAID.
“WHEN SUNNY DIED ALL HIS SILVER POWER BURSTED AND IT CREATED A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEAPONS.” RK SAID. “THERE SHOULD BE 10 TOTAL. 3 ARE ROYAL WEAPONS.”
“ROYAL?” ZERO SAID.
“ROYAL IS ACTUALLY THE REAL NAME FOR THE COLOR BLUE.” RK SAID.
“HM. I LEAREND SOMETHING TODAY!” I SAID.
“BUT LISTEN.” RK SAID.
WE HOPPED DOWN ONTO THE GROUND.
“THESE ROYAL WEAPONS WERE FOR ME.” RK SAID. “WHEN SUNNY DIED.”
ICE APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” SHE SAID.
“GETTING THE ROYAL WEAPONS.” RK SAID. “WBU”
“I'M GETTING THE ROYAL WEAPONS” ICE SAID.
I KEPT QUIET AS USUAL.
ICE TOOK OUT A POCKET KNIFE AND HELD IT TO RK'S THROAT AND RK PULLED OUT A KNIFE A PRESSED IT AGAINST HER BACK.
“IT WOULD SEEM WE HAVE REACHED AN IMPASS.” ZERO SAID.
“LOOK, IF WE KILL EACHOTHER, WE'LL NEVER GET ANY OF THOSE WEAPONS” RK SAID. “AND COREY WILL RULE HELL. SINCE THESE TWO WOULD NEVER STAND UP TO HIM.”
“FINE I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.” ICE SAID.
“FOUND ANYTHING?” RK SAID.
“NO NOT YET” ICE SAID.
IT SUCKED BEING 15 IN SWC. EVERYONE WAS ATLEAST 18. HELL, COREY WAS LIKE 80.
ATLEAST I COULD ALWAYS COMPARE MYSELF TO ZERO. BUT STILL SWC ALWAYS TREATED US LIKE LITTLE KIDS. IT WAS FUCKIN ANNOYING.
“IT HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE” RK SAID.
“I KNOW” ICE SAID. “THATS WHY IM HERE DUMBASS”
“OKJEEZ” RK SAID. “SORRY THEN”
WE WALKED AROUND THE FARM. I LIKED FARMS.
THERE WAS A CHICKEN WADDLING ALONG.
ICE STOMPED ON IT AND CRUSHED IT.
WHAT WAS THIS BITCH'S PROBLEM. WHY WAS SHE SO EVIL.
THERE WAS A COW EATING GRASS.
I WAITED FOR ICE TO KILL IT. BUT NO.
“THERE SHE IS.” RK SAID.
WE WALKED UP TO THE COW.
“EVES.” RK SAID.
“BOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT HERE” THE COW SAID.
“WTF IS THIS SHIT A TALKING COW NOW?” ZERO SAID.
“SHUT UP FAGGOT” ICE SAID.
ZERO JUST GAVE HER A ZUH? LOOK.
“EVES. WHERE IS IT.” RK SAID.
EVES CHEWED ON HER GRASS.
“DUNNO.” EVES SAID. “MAYBE YOU SHOULD UH, REFRESH MY MEMORY.”
“WTF DO YOU MEAN “REFRESH YOUR MEMORY”.” RK SAID. “YOU REMEMBER OUR DEAL EVES.”
ICE TOOK OUT THE POCKET KNIFE.
“WE PROTECT YOU FROM SLAUGHTER HOUSES, YOU TELL US INFORMATION.” RK SAID.
“THAT WAS WHEN SUNNY WAS GOD.” EVES SAID. “NOW GOD IS GOD. IM NOT SO AFRAID OF YOU GUYS ANYMORE.”
RK THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT.
“OKAY.” RK SAID. “OKAY. WE'LL COMPLY WITH YOUR DEMANDS.”
“GOOD.” EVES SAID. “IT'S MY LITTLE CALF, WOOPWOOP. SOME WOLVES KIDNAPPED HIM.”
“WOLVES?” RK SAID. “COOL.”
“WHERE'D THEY GO?” ICE SAID.
“DOWN THAT HILL” EVES SAID. “PLEASE GO HELP HIM.”
“OH WE'LL HELP HIM” ICE SAID. “IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY EVER.”
ICE RAN DOWN THE HILL.
“BRB” RK SAID.
WE FOLLOWED RK DOWN THE HILL.
THERE WERE 3 WOLVES DOWN THERE WITH LITTLE WOOPWOOP.
HE LOOKED SO ALONE AND SO SCARED.
I FELT BAD FOR A SECOND. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS A DEMON
AND DEMONS DONT FEEL BAD FOR CUTE THINGS.
“OKAY GUYS” ONE WOLF SAID.
THEY TALKED VERY FEMININE AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE WE WERE HERE.
“THE GAY WOLVES CLAN'S FIRST MEETING BEGINS NOW.” THE WOLF SAID.
“WOLFIE I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR THIS MEETING.” ANOTHER WOLF SAID.
“AWW THANK YOU JAKE” WOLFIE SAID. “NOW WHO HAS ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT. MOGWAI?”
“NOTHING WOLFIE :3” MOGWAI SAID.
“THEN LET'S BEGIN THE FEAST.” WOLFIE SAID.
ICE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT RK.
RK JUST SHRUGGED.
“HEY GUYS” RK SAID.
RK WAVED TO THE WOLVES.
“OH, HOW RUDE OF US” WOLFIE SAID. “GUESTS!”
“UM YEAH” RK SAID. “IF YOU DONT MIND, CAN WE HAVE THAT CALF?”
“OH WELL SURE!” WOLFIE SAID. “WE DONT NEED HIM ANYWAYS!”
“THANK GOD!” WOOPWOOP SAID.
WOOPWOOP RAN UP TO ICE, AND ICE GRABBED HIM AND TWISTED HIS HEAD OFF.
“HERE” ICE SAID.
SHE TOSSED THE BODY TO GWC.
“YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR WOLVES.” SHE SAID.
SHE RAN UP PAST US.
“THAT IS ONE EVIL BITCH” I SAID.
“YEAH WELL YKNOW” RK SAID.
WE CLIMBED BACK UP THE HILL.
ICE THREW WOOPWOOP'S DECAPITATED HEAD AT EVES.
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!” EVES SAID.
“YOU DONT DO THAT SHIT TO ME” ICE SAID.
SHE LOOKED AT RK.
“..US.” SHE SAID.
“YOU...YOU KILLED HIM!” EVES SAID.
“YEAH NO SHIT BITCH” ICE SAID. “NOW, WHERE'S THE FUCKING ROYAL BLADES.”
EVES STARTED CRYING.
“I DONT KNOW! YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!” EVES SAID.
“EVES.” RK SAID. “WE HAD TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU.”
“I TOLD YOU ID HELP YOUR KID.” ICE SAID. “I DID. NOW HE DOESNT HAVE TO BE RAISED BY YOUR WHORE ASS. NOW START TALKING OR YOU LOSE YOUR FRONT LEFT LEG TOO. OR MAYBE YOUR UTTER. IM NOT QUITE SURE.”
“OKAY OKAY” EVES SAID. “I....SAW ONE OF THOSE SOLDIERS TAKE IT...I SWEAR TO-....I SWEAR.”
“NO NO FINISH IT EVES. YOU SWEAR TO WHO.” ICE SAID.
“ICE, CMON..” RK SAID.
“NO.” ICE SAID. “WHO DO YOU SWEAR TO.”
“JUST FORGET IT” EVES SAID. “I DIDNT MEAN IT, IT WAS JUST A ROLL OF THE TONGUE...”
ICE GRABBED EVES BY THE NECK.
“ICE STOP WE NEED HER” RK SAID.
“I KNOW” ICE SAID.
ICE LOOKED AT EVES.
EVES LOOKED SCARED SHITLESS. I'D BE TOO.
ICE QUICKLY GRABBED EVES EYE AND RIPPED IT OUT.
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” EVES SAID.
ICE TOOK THE EYE BALL AND TOSSED IT AT ZERO.
ZERO CAUGHT IT.
“GOOD JOB MS. ICE!” ZERO SAID.
“IS THAT A SEXIST STATEMENT?” ICE SAID. “DO YOU CALL RK, MR. RK?”
“UH...NO..NO...” ZERO SAID.
“EXACTLY” ICE SAID. “SO WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MS. ICE?”
“ICE LAY OFF HIM HE'S JUST A STUPID OMEGA.” RK SAID. “LET'S HIT A2.”
“RIGHT” ICE SAID.
ZERO DROPPED THE EYEBALL ON THE GROUND. ICE STEPPED ON IT WHILE WE WERE WALKING AWAY.
EVES JUST ROLLED ON THE GROUND SCREAMING.
WE WALKED ON THE DIRT ROAD FOR A WHILE. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING. MOSTLY BECAUSE RK ONLY TALKED TO SUNNY, UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SPOKE TO HIM, BUT ME AND ZERO WERE TO AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE ICE WOULD KILL US.
FINALLY ICE SAID SOMETHING.
“WE DON'T HAVE TO GET THESE YOU KNOW..” ICE SAID.
“YES WE DO.” RK SAID. “WE HAVE TO GET THEM FIRST BECAUSE...WELL...”
RK LOOKED AT ME AND ZERO.
“THESE ARE BETTER.” RK SAID.
“HEY GUYS WAIT UP!!” SOME GUY WAS SHOUTING.
“WHAT THE HELL?” ICE SAID.
WE HEARD A TRUCK COMING DOWN THE DIRT ROAD.
“FUCK” RK SAID. “HYPER, ZERO, GO TO A2. HIDE IN THE BUSHES. ME AND ICE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS.”
ME AND ZERO DOVE INTO THE BUSHES. SO DID RK AND ICE.
WE SHUFFLED THROUGH THE BUSHES DOWN TO A2.
IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE DEMONS WERE ALL ABOUT STEALTH AND HIDING SPOTS.
OR SNEAKING UP BEHIND PEOPLE WITH 500 SOLDIERS AND THEN SAYING “HOLD IT!”.
I HEARD A SOUND LIKE SOMETHING SHATTERED.
ZERO TURNED AROUND.
“THEY GOT THAT ONE GUY YES!” ZERO SAID.
ZERO WAS SUCH A KISS-ASS NOOB. I COULDNT BELIEVE HE WAS A DEMON NOW.
I TURNED AROUND JUST TO SEE WHAT ZERO WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT.
JAMEZ WAS GETTING OUT OF THE TRUCK.
“ITS THEM...” I SAID. “THEY'RE ALL ALIVE??”
“WTF?” ZERO SAID.
I SAW IZZY.
I WATCHED HIM DIE.
WE JUST KEPT GOING.
“HYPER” ZERO SAID. “LETS STOP HERE. WE'LL NEVER TAKE A2 BY OURSELVES.”
“I GUESS.” I SAID.
WE STOPPED IN THE BUSHES.
SUDDENLY ZERO SCREAMED.
“WHAT? WHAT??” I SAID.
“MY ORIGINAL FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD CARD JUST BLEW OUT INTO THE WIND” ZERO SAID. “IF I GET IT IM DEAD.”
“OH FOR THE LOVE OF SUNNY.” I SAID.
I GOT UP TO GO GET HIS POKEMON CARD.
“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE” SOME A2 SOLDIER SAID.
HE HELD A GUN TO ME. HE WAS SHAKING.
I JUST GAVE HIM A STARE.
“WHAT.” I SAID.
“YOU THINK IM AFRAID?” THE NIGGER SAID. “I'LL...I'LL KILL YOU.”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.” I SAID.
“YEAH...YEAH..” HE SAID. “HYPER. ONE OF THE DEMONS. WE KNOW EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM.”
“WHO'S ICE.” I SAID.
“ICE?” HE SAID.
“EXACTLY.” I SAID.
I PICKED UP THE CARD AND TOSSED IT BACK TO ZERO.
“IM GOING STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN FOR THIS” HE SAID.
HE SHOT THE GUN.
THE THING ABOUT BEING A DEMON WAS..YOU HAD SUPER POWERS.
YOU WERE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
AND I HAD SOME WEIRD DEMON SENSE. IT WENT OFF WHEN EVER SOMETHING BAD WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
SO I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SHOOT THAT GUN BEFORE HE EVEN DID.
HE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY LIKE I PLANNED AND THEN I RAN UP TO HIM.
I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN THE STOMACH.
I WAS FASTER.
HE DROPPED HIS GUN AND FELL ON THE GROUND. I DEFEATED HIM EASILY.
HE WAS ABOUT TO GET BACK UP , BUT I PUT MY FOOT ON HIM.
“STAY DOWN.” I SAID. “OR YOU DIE.”
HE LISTENED.
“YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT RK OR ICE” I SAID. “I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU IN A SECOND.”
“YES...YES...YESSIR” HE SAID.
“NOW.” I SAID. “WHERE ARE THE ROYAL BLADES?”
“...WHAT?” HE SAID.
“WHERE ARE THE ROYAL BLADES MOTHER FUCKER I WILL FINISH YOU” I SAID.
“PLEASE PLEASE!” HE STARTED CRYING. “I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...JUST PLEASE...”
I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE. HE GOT A BLACK EYE.
I WHISTLED.
“ZERO GET OVER HERE” I SAID.
ZERO CAME OUT.
HE STILL HAD THE CARD IN HIS HANDS.
I TOOK IT, AND RIPPED IT IN HALF.
“AHHHHHHHHHH!” ZERO SAID.
“ZERO, LETS GO BACK...I DONT THINK WHAT WERE LOOKING FOR IS HERE.” I SAID.
I DROPPED THE HALFED RIPPED CARD ON THE GROUND.
WE WALKED BACK.
WE SAW A TRUCK WITH A SMASHED WIND SHIELD COMING DOWN THE DIRT ROAD, SPEEDING.
ME AND ZERO JUMPED INTO THE BUSHES.

THE EDGE OF THE BLADE TOUCHED MY BROWN SKIN BEFORE SHIDO RAN OUT OF THE TRUCK.
"FIRE!" SHIDO SAID.
THE GIANT WHITE LIGHT APPEARED AND A LOUD WOOSHING SOUND STARTED UP. FIRE SHOT OUT OF SHIDOS SWORD AND HIT THE GIRL AND SHE WENT FLYING.
RK KICKED SHIDO AND HE FELL ON THE GROUND.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" I SAID.
I TRIED CRAWLING AWAY AND THEN RK KICKED ME.
IZZY CAME OUT AND BODY SLAMMED RK.
RK FELL DOWN.
RK GOT UP AND JUMPED BACK.
RK WAS SURRONDED BY US. NICK, COLTEN, IZZY, SHIDO, ASF, AND ME.
RK GRABBED IZZYS HEAD AND SWUNG HIM AROUND AND HIT ALL OF US.
WE ALL FELL ON THE GROUND RUBBING OUR HEADS.
THE GIRL CAME BACK.
RK PICKED UP SHIDO AND THEN THREW HIM ON THE GROUND AGAIN, IN FRONT OF THE GIRL.
"SHIDO." RK SAID.
"SHIDO?" THE GIRL SAID. "THIS IS HIM?"
"YEAH." RK SAID.
"WAITWAITWAIT" THE GIRL SAID. "THIS LITTLE ASIAN FUCK KILLED SUNNY? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. IT LOOKS LIKE HE EATS NOODLE SOUP OUT OF HIS MOMS VAGINA"
SHIDO STAYED ON THE GROUND AFRAID.
THE GIRL BENT DOWN AND I CHECKED OUT HER ASS :W
BUT THE I REALIZED SHE WAS TAKING THE SWORD FROM SHIDO.
THE GIRL LOOKED AT THE SWORD FOR A SECOND AND THEN LOOKED AT ME.
"NO" I SAID. "NONONONONO"
SHE GRABBED MY ARM AND STABBED THE SWORD RIGHT IN.
"JESUS" RK SAID. "ARE YOU ATLEAST GOING TO KILL HIM FIRST??"
"NOPE" THE GIRL SAID.
NOBODY HELPED ME. NOT IZZY, NOT NICK, NOT COLTEN, NOT ASF, NOT SHIDO-
WAIT..
WHERE WAS WOOD.
SHE HAD BEEN MISSING THE WHOLE TIME I JUST REALIZED.
WAS SHE STILL IN THE TRUCK?
FUCKING PUSSY.
THE GIRL CUT MY ARM DEEPER CRACKING MY BONE.
"FUCK" I SAID.
"JUST CUT IT OFF CMON" RK SAID.
"WAIT" THE GIRL SAID.
SHE TOOK OUT THE SWORD SLOWLY.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" RK SAID.
SHE WET HER FINGER AND THEN PUSHED IT DOWN INTO MY CUT. SHE OPENED IT WIDER AND PRESSED AGAINST MY BONE. HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL.
"AHHHH!" I SAID.
"FUCK YOU'RE WEIRD" RK SAID.
RK WALKED UP AND GRABBED THE SWORD.
"I'LL DO IT" HE SAID.
THE GIRL TOOK HER FINGER OUT AND THEN RK GRABBED MY ARM.
I SHUT MY EYES AND WAITED FOR WORSE PAIN.
BUT THEN OUT OF THE BLUE (:F) WOOD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUSHED RK DOWN.
THE SWORD FLEW UP IN THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR SHIDO.
SHIDO, I JUST REALIZED, WAS NOT AWAKE.
THE GIRL GRABBED WOOD AND SMASHED HER FACE INTO THE FRONT OF THE CAR.
I TRIED TO SLAP THE GIRL BUT...THEN...SHE...GRABBED MY ARM AND TWISTED IT...
"OOOWW" I SAID.
RK TOOK WOOD AND PUSHED HER TO THE GROUND.
I LOOKED AT RK ANGRILY.
"BAD MISTAKE RK" I SAID.
I DREW BACK MY HAND TO CHARGE UP THE MOST STINGFUL SLAP OF A LIFETIME FOR THE GOOK.
BUT....THEN...THE GIRL....GRABBED MY ARM, BUT IT BEHIND MY BACK AND GRABBED THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND SLAMMED MY ON THE CAR...
I LOVED HOW EVERYONE JUST STAYED DOWN NOT TRYING TO HELP ME AND WOOD.
WOOD GOT BACK UP AND TRIED TO TACKLE RK, BUT SHE WAS TOO WEAK.
RK PUNCHED WOOD AND SHE FELL ON THE GROUND.
"PUNCHING GIRLS?!?" JAMEZ SAID. "OH YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME"
RK WALKED OVER TO ME AND THE GIRL. I WAS STILL BEING PRESSED AGAINST THE CAR.
"WHERE'S THE SWORD?" RK SAID.
"BY SHIDO.." THE GIRL SAID.
RK TURNED TO SHIDO BUT HE WAS MISSING. AS WAS THE SWORD.
"THE HELL DID HE GO" RK SAID.
RK LOOKED AROUND THE AREA FOR A SECOND.
THE GIRL BENT MY ARM BACK FURTHER THAN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO.
"OWW...OWW!!" I SAID. "FUCKING STOP IT!"
"WHY" THE GIRL SAID.
"IT FUCKING HURTS" I SAID.
SHE BENT IT BACK MORE.
"KSDKJSA" I SAID. "DO YOU LISTEN AT ALL??"
THEN SHIDO CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNCHED THE GIRL RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
I FELL ON THE GROUND. THE GIRL STEPPED BACK WHILE HOLDING HER NOSE.
RK JUMPED ON THE TRUCK, RAN ON THE ROOF, AND THEN JUMPED BACK DOWN TO SHIDO.
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WHEN SHIDO WAS FIGHTING HE'D DO THIS COOL THING. LIKE, THE GOLDEN ARMOR
WOULD GLOW WHITE AND THEN HE'D MOVE REALLY FAST FOR A SECOND AND MESS YO SHIT UP.
SHIDO'S ARMOR GLOWED WHITE AND HE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY REALLY FAST. RK LANDED ON THE GROUND
AND TRIED TO TURN AROUND AND PUNCH SHIDO BUT THAT SHIT WASNT HAPPENING.
SHIDO GRABBED HIS FIST AND PUNCHED RK IN THE FACE.
THESE PEOPLE WERE RETARDED.
SHIDO KILLED THE FUCKING DEVIL. HE WAS THE CHOSEN ANGEL.
THERE WAS NO WAY ON EARTH THAT THEY COULD EVER BEAT HIM.
THE GIRL STILL HELD HER NOSE. THERE WAS BLOOD TRIPPING. I THINK SHIDO BROKE HER NOSE.
I CRAWLED AROUND THE GIRL TO IZZY.
"IZZY GET UP" I SAID.
"NU!" IZZY SAID. "THAT GIRL'S FUCKING SCARY!"
"SHES WEAK RIGHT NOW, LETS FINISH HER!" I SAID.
"...I'LL DO IT" NICK SAID.
"ALRIGHT NICK, LET'S GO" I SAID.
ME AND NICK GOT UP AND RAN TO THE GIRL. FROM BEHIND WE COULD GET HER ON THE GROUND, PULL HER HEAD OFF AND THEN RAPE IT.
BUT SHE TURNED AROUND AND KICKED ME BACK.
NICK SAW AND THEN HE JUST SAT DOWN ON THE GROUND SURRENDERING.
"FRRRUCK" I SAID.
I CRAWLED INTO THE GRASS HOPING TO ESCAPE THE SLAUGHTER.
I NICE WHITE BUNNY HOPPED BY.
"OH HEY THERE CUTE LITTLE GUY" I SAID.
THE BUNNY STOPPED.
AND SLOWLY TURNED AROUND.
"HI" I SAID.
THE BUNNY GOT UP ON TWO LEGS AND WALKED OVER TO ME.
"WHAT THE" I SAID.
THE BUNNY PUT BOTH PAWS ON MY HEAD AND STARTED PUTTING IT'S ENORMOUS DICK IN AND OUT OF MY MOUTH.
I WAS BEING RAPED BY A BUNNY.
"MMMMMFF!" I TRIED TO YELL FOR HELP.
BUT MY MOUTH WAS FULL.
THE BUNNY'S HUMPING GOT FASTER AND FASTER.
"OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH" THE BUNNY PANTED.
"MMFF???" I SAID.
I STARTED CRYING. THE BUNNY GOT FASTER AND FASTER UNTIL HE EXPLODED IN MY MOUTH.
"SWALLOW!" THE BUNNY SAID.
THE BUNNY SQUINTED AT ME.
"SWALLOW YOU FUCKING FAG!" THE BUNNY YELLED.
I SWALLOWED HIS BUNNY CUM AND CRIED. HIS DEVILISH BUNNY EYES LOOK DOWN AT ME.
"YEAH...YEAH...." HE SAID.
CUM DRIPPED FROM MY MOUTH.
I WIPED MY TEARS WITH A SLEEVE.
"THX BABY" THE BUNNY SAID.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU" I CRIED.
"THE NAME'S RA." THE BUNNY SAID.
THE THE BUNNY GOT ON A MOTORCYCLE AND RODE OFF.
I CRAWLED BACK TO THE BATTLE IN FEAR OF MORE RAPIST BUNNIES.
SHIDO WAS STILL FIGHTING BY HIMSELF.
SHIDO KICKED RK BUT THE THE GIRL GRABBED HIM. SHIDO FROZE INTO A GIANT BLOCK OF ICE.
"SHIDO NO!" I SAID.
THEN FIRE SHOT OUT OF THE ICE AND SHIDO MELTED OUT.
RK PUNCHED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.
THEN THE GIRL UPPERCUTTED HIM.
SHIDO FELL ON THE GROUND.
"NOOOOOO!" I SAID.
I RAN OVER AND STARTED THROWING PUNCHES TO RK AND HE PUSHED ME ON SHIDO.
"YOU'RE DEAD NOW" RK SAID.
THE GIRL TOOK OUT A POCKET KNIFE.
"THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY VERY SLOW" SHE SAID.
THEN A GIANT LIGHT FELL ONTO US.
"GAH!" RK SAID.
THEY LOOKED UP INTO THE SKY.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE" THE GIRL SAID.
RK AND THE GIRL RAN AWAY.
ME AND SHIDO FLOATED UP INTO THE LIGHT.
WE WATCHED AS ASF GOT INTO THE DRIVERS SEAT OF THE CAR, AND IZZY PICKED UP WOOD.
FINALLY WE MADE IT TO HEAVEN.
CHEF AND SHADOW WERE THERE WAITING.
"SHIDO, JAMEZ." CHEF SAID.
"CHEF, DOUGHNUT." I SAID.
"MY NAMES NOT DOUGHNUT." SHADOW SAID.
"WELL DONT YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE." I SAID.
"PLEASE JAMEZ, THIS IS SERIOUS." CHEF SAID.
"CHEF WHATS GOING ON?" SHIDO SAID.
"LOOK, DEMONS ARE STILL ALIVE." CHEF SAID. "WE SENT 3 ANGELS DOWN THERE YESTERDAY. NONE CAME BACK."
"ONE OF THEM WAS ICORNA." SHADOW SAID. "BOO FUCKING YEAH."
"SO WHOS STILL ALIVE." SHIDO SAID.
"AS OF RIGHT NOW WE CAN CONFIRM RK, HYPER, ZERO, AND..." CHEF SAID.
"THE GIRL!" I SAID. "WHO IS SHE"
"SHES FROM IRL SHE WAS ADDED BECAUSE HYPER SUGGESTED IT AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA." SHADOW SAID. "ER I MEAN SHE WAS SUNNYS GF"
"AND WERE HEARING ABOUT HER NOW?" SHIDO SAID.
"WELL" CHEF SAID. "SUNNY KEPT HER SEALED AWAY SO YOU WOULDNT KILL HER BLAH BLAH. THE POINT IS. THIS GIRL. IS EVIL."
"I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT" I SAID. "SHE'S ADDICTED TO PAIN."
"SHE HAS TWO POWERS" CHEF SAID. "FREEZE...AND WELL..."
"SEDUCE." SHADOW SAID.
"SEDUCE? THATS MY FUCKING POWER" I SAID. "CAUSE IMMA STUD."
"NO." CHEF SAID. "SHES FUCKS WITH YOUR MIND. MAKES YOU THINK SHES YOUR EVERYTHING. SHE BASICALLY MIND CONTROLS YOU. THEN YOU GET ATTACHED AND BECOME HER SLAVE. IT CAN WORK ON ANYONE. WELL ANYONE EXCEPT SUNNY, BUT HES DEAD. SHE REALLY HAS NO ONE TO STOP HER."
"SO WHY ARE WE HERE NOW" SHIDO SAID.
"WE HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO." CHEF SAID.
CHEF POINTED TO MY WRISTBANDS.
"JAMEZ." CHEF SAID. "THOSE ARE THE ROYAL BLADES."
"BLADES?" I SAID.
"JAMEZ" SHADOW SAID. "MAKE A FIST AND THEN TWIST YOUR WRIST A BIT."
I DID WHAT HE SAID.
A LONG SHARP BLADE SHOT OUT FROM THE BAND.
"ITS LIKE HAVING KNIVES FOR HANDS" I SAID.
I DID IT TO THE OTHER ONE.
I SLASHED MY BLADES AROUND.
"THERE ARE 2 OTHER WEAPONS THAT GO WITH THAT ONE. THE ROYAL BOOTS, AND THE ROYAL CLOAK." CHEF SAID. "THE BOOTS MAKE YOU SUPER QUIET, THE CLOAK MAKES YOU BLEND IN WITH ANY SURFACE."
"SO BASICALLY THESE ARE JUST COOLER GOLDEN WEAPONS?" SHIDO SAID.
"THEY'RE COOLER MAYBE, BUT WEAKER." CHEF SAID. "THERE ARE ALSO THE BLOOD WEAPONS. NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS THE ROYALS BUT STILL GOOD."
"WHATS CAN THOSE DO" I SAID.
I RETRACTED MY BLADES.
"BLOOD BAT IS A BAT THAT WILL ELECTROCUTE, BURN, OR EXPLODE ON CONTACT. ALL OF THESE ARE RANDOM. BURN BEING THE MOST FREQUENT AND EXPLODE BEING THE RAREST." CHEF SAID. "THE BLOOD GLOVES CAN STICK TO ANYTHING MAKING YOU ABLE TO CLIMB ANYTHING. THE BLOOD MASK WILL MORPH YOUR FACE INTO ANYONES, BUT IT WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR VOICE."
"THOSE SOUND NICE BUT BLUES COOL" I SAID.
"THERE ARE ALSO 4 MORE WEAPONS.." CHEF SAID. "THE ORANGE HAMMER, THE PINK GOGGLES, THE BLACK BOXING GLOVES, AND THE GREEN SHOVEL."
"HEY WAIT" SHIDO SAID. "I THINK I SAW THESE WHEN I DEFEATED SUNNY"
"YES" CHEF SAID. "THEYRE FROM THE SILVER WEAPONS POWER. THEY WERE SCATTERED ALL OVER ASIA."
"WHOA YOU MEAN WE GET TO GO AROUND AND LOOK FOR IMPORTANT WEAPONS IN THIS ONE??" I SAID. "DAMN THIS WRITER SURE IS CREATIVE!!"
"ITS DIFFERENT THIS TIME JAMEZ." CHEF SAID. "THE WEAPONS ARE DIFFERENT. IF ONE IS ABLE TO OBTAIN ALL THE ROYAL WEAPONS, IT IS ENOUGH ENERGY TO REVIVE A DEAD PERSON. IF ONE IS ALSO ABLE TO GET ALL THE BLOOD WEAPONS...YOU CAN ALSO REVIVE A DEAD PERSON."
"SO BASICALLY..." SHIDO SAID. "THEYRE TRYING TO GET THE ROYALS AND BLOODS SO SUNNY CAN COME BACK TO LIFE?"
"EXACTLY SHIDO" CHEF SAID. "AND THE OTHER WEAPONS WILL HELP THEM ACHIEVE THAT GOAL. IT IS IMPORTANT THEY DO NOT GET ANY OF THE WEAPONS."
"SO DO WE HAVE PILLARS IN THE STORY TOO? DURRR" I SAID.
"NO" CHEF SAID. "WEVE ALREADY FOUND AND MARKED THE LOCATION OF EACH ITEM ON THIS MAP. THE PROBLEM IS, SWC GOES AROUND AND THREATENS PEOPLE FOR THEIR INFORMATION ON THE WEAPONS."
"SO WHAT CAN THE OTHER WEAPONS DO" SHIDO SAID.
"THE ORANGE HAMMER IS SUPER STRONG AND CAN SMASH ALMOST ANYTHING, BUT IT IS VERY HEAVY. THE PINK GOGGLES CAN SEE VERY FAR AND CAN SHOOT LASERS. THE BLACK BOXING GLOVES GIVE YOU SUPER AGILITY, AND THE GREEN SHOVEL CAN DIG TUNNELS IN NO TIME, AND CAN KILL SOMEONE IF PROPERLLY USED." CHEF SAID.
"LOOK GUYS, DONT RUSH TO GET THESE WEAPONS." SHADOW SAID. "SWC DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. TAKE SOME TIME TO RELAX FOR YOURSELVES."
"GOODBYE HEROES." CHEF SAID. "AND WATCH OUT FOR ICE.."

WE WERE LOWERED TO THE GROUND. BUT WHEN WE GOT THERE EVERYONE WAS GONE.
"WELL THIS FUCKING SUCKS" I SAID. "WE HAVE TO WALK BACK."
"DO WE?" SHIDO SAID. "IF WE JUST BELIEVE WE CAN FLY"
AND THEN ME AND SHIDO STARTED FLYING JK.
WE WALKED DOWN THE DIRT PATH.
GOD AUSTRALIA SUCKED ASS. EVERYONE TALKED IN THE MOST ANNOYING ACCENT KNOWN TO MAN, CROCODILES WAITED FOR YOU TO TAKE A SWIM, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE WOMEN ALL LOOKED LIKE MEN.
I SHOT OUT MY BLADES.
"FUCK YEA SHIDO" I SAID.
I STARTED SLASHING THEM AROUND IN THE AIR.
"HEY HEY BE CAREFUL" SHIDO SAID.
"WHO DIED AND MADE YOU LEADER" I SAID.
"CHEF" SHIDO SAID.
"IF YOU REMEMBER, I WAS THE LEADER OF THIS GROUP" I SAID.
I WAS ABOUT TO POINT TO MYSELF AT THEN A BLADE CAME 1 CM AWAY FROM IMPALING THROUGH MY CHEST.
"JAMEZ YOURE FUCKING RETARDED" SHIDO SAID. "AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU GET TO BE A CHOSEN ONE."
I LOOKED EAGERLY FOR SOMETHING TO KILL WITH THESE AWESOME BLADES.
A BUTTERFLY CAME NEAR SHIDO.
"SHIDO GET THE FUCK DOWN" I SAID.
I RAN OVER AND PUSHED SHIDO ON THE GROUND. I STARTED SLASHING AT THE BUTTERFLY BUT I COULDNT GET HIM. HE FLEW OFF.
"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER" I SAID.
"JAMEZ WHAT THE HELL?" SHIDO SAID.
SHIDO GOT UP.
"YOU SEE THAT ASSHOLE SHIDO? DAMN." I SAID.
WE CONTINUED WALKING DOWN THE DIRT PATH.
AT LAST WE CAME TO A2. I LOOKED ON THE GROUND AND FOUND A RIPPED IN HALF CHARIZARD CARD.
"AW NO FUCKIN WAY" I SAID.
I PICKED IT UP.
"NO FAIR" SHIDO SAID.
SHIDO TOOK ONE OF THE HALVES.
WE WENT INTO A2.
"WERE BACK FROM HEAVEN BITCHES" I SAID.
I RETRACTED MY BLADES.
"JAMEZ" EAZY SAID. "YOU FOUND OUT WHAT THOSE COULD DO?"
"YEAH EAZY WATCH" I SAID.
I SHOT OUT THE BLADES.
I ACCIDENTLY STABBED ASF.
"HOLY FUCK" ASF SAID.
ASF FELL ON THE GROUND.
"OSHIT" EAZY SAID.
ASF BLED ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
"ASF GET UP AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE FUNNY" I SAID.
I WALKED ON ASF TO THE NEXT ROOM.
COLTEN WAS THERE.
"JAMEZ." COLTEN SAID.
"WALNUT." I SAID.
"MY NAME ISNT WALNUT" COLTEN SAID.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS ROOM WALNUT" I SAID.
"A2 HIRED ME AS A SCIENTIST." COLTEN SAID. "I HAD TO ACCEPT."
"WHOA GET DOWN" I SAID.
I SHOVED COLTEN ON THE GROUND.
I SHOT OUT THE BLADES AND STABBED SOME GUY IN THE NECK.
HE FELL TO THE FLOOR.
"JAMEZ WHAT THE HELL??" COLTEN SAID.
"SORRY WALNUT, HE LOOKED LIKE RK" I SAID.
"WHAT?? HE'S BLACK!" COLTEN SAID.
"EXACTLY. RK PAINTED HIMSELF BLACK TO BLEND IN WITH SOCIETY." I SAID.
I LOOKED DOWN ON HIM.
"YOU FEEL THAT RK, THATS JUSTICE." I SAID. "BEING SERVED."
"IM NOT RK YOU FREEEEEEEEEE-" OBVIOUS RK SAID.
THEN HE DIED.
"JAMEZ YOU JUST KILLED A MAN" COLTEN SAID.
"NO NEED TO THANK ME JUST PAY ME LOTS OF CASH." I SAID.
I WALKED OUT.
IZZY WAS THERE. HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL AND I STOOD IN HIS WAY.
"JAMEZ, MOVE." IZZY SAID.
"NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE IZZY..." I SAID. "LIKE HELL?"
I SLAMMED IZZY AGAINST THE WALL.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING??" IZZY SAID.
"GOING TO GO MEET RK AND PLAN YOUR ATTACK ON A2, PUNK?" I SAID.
"IM ON A2S SIDE" IZZY SAID.
"IZZY...YOU WERE MY BROTHER" I SAID.
I SHOT OUT A BLADE.
NICK PULLED ME OFF OF SHIDO.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING??" NICK SAID.
"NICK...YOU TOO??" I SAID.
I KNEW IT. IZZY AND NICK WERE TRAITORS. AND IT WAS UP TO ME TO KILL THEM BOTH WITH MY AWESOME NEW BLADES.
"PREPARE FOR JUSTICE GUYS" I SAID.
THEN WOOD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNCHED ME RLY HARD.
I FELL ON THE GROUND.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" WOOD SAID.
"I KNEW IT" I SAID. "YOUVE CASTED HER UNDER YOUR SPELL! WOOD RUN AWAY FROM HERE!"
EAZY WALKED INTO THE HALLWAY.
"JAMEZ, GET UP" EAZY SAID. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU STAB ASF, AND KILL THAT UNAMED A2 MEMBER."
"WELL ASF WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT UNNAMEDY WAS RK. I COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES" I SAID.
"YES, HIS EYES MAY BE A LITTLE SQUINTY BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HES RK" EAZY SAID. "HE WAS BLACK FOR GODS SAKE."
"HES JUST A LITTLE ANXIOUS TO USE HIS NEW BLADES EAZY" SHIDO SAID.
"OH I SEE..." EAZY SAID. "WELL HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS RUN AN ERRAND FOR A2 THEN?"
"WUT." I SAID.
"WELL" EAZY SAID. "THERES A GROUP OF A2 REBELS DOWN A WAYS"
"A2 REBELS?" IZZY SAID.
"SOME NEW GROUP APPEARED RANDOMLY." EAZY SAID. "THEY HATE A2 AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A2. THEY'VE BEEN ATTACKING OUR SHIPMENTS AND EVEN KILLING ENTIRE SQUADS."
"SO YOU WANT US TO GO DOWN AND KILL ALL THESE GUYS?" SHIDO SAID.
"BASICALLY YES" EAZY SAID. "GET ANY ALIVE IF YOU CAN, BUT I DOUBT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO. BESIDES ITS JUST SAFER TO KILL THEM. IN THE PAST, WHENEVER WE CAPTURE SOMEONE THEIR BUDDIES COME TO BREAK EM OUT ETC ETC."
"LETS GO KILL SOME GUYS" IZZY SAID.
"WAIT...WAIT..." EAZY SAID. "THE THING IS, YOU'LL NEED STEALTH FOR THIS. AND WELL IZZY..YOU'RE FAT."
"D:" IZZY SAID.
"I WANT COLTEN AND IZZY TO STAY HERE." EAZY SAID.
"WHY COLTEN HES NOT THAT FAT" SHIDO SAID.
"HES WORKING ON A...PROJECT FOR A2." EAZY SAID. "NOW GO DOWN THERE AND KILL SOME REBELS. GOOD LUCK GUISE."
ME, NICK, WOOD, AND SHIDO WALKED OUT A2. BRANDON WAS OUT THERE.
HE HAD A BLACK EYE.
SOME GUYS WERE AROUND HIM, CLAPPING AND CHEERING.
"WHATS GOING ON?" SHIDO SAID.
"BRANDON KILLED A DEMON!" A GUY SAID.
"YARIGHT" I SAID,
"YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR?" BRANDON SAID. "THERE WERE TWO OF EM, TRYING TO BREAK INTO A2. BUT I HELD THE GUN STRAIGHT AT ONE AND SAID, BITCH GTFO BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. HE USED DEMON MAGIC TO PUNCH ME IN THE EYE AND THEN I SHOT HIM. BUT UH HE TURNED INTO PIXI DUST AND BLEW AWAY. THEN HIS LITTLE FRIEND RAN OFF AND I SHOT HIM IN THE ASS"
"GOOD JOB BBY" WOOD SAID.
"AND WHEN WAS THIS." SHIDO SAID.
"JUST AN HOUR AGO" BRANDON SAID.
"YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR." SHIDO SAID.
"WHAAT??" BRANDON SAID.
"YOU FUCKING HEARD ME." SHIDO SAID. "AS OF TO THIS POINT NO DEMONS HAVE BEEN KILLED YET. I THINK YOU SAW A DEMON, GOT YOUR ASS KICKED, AND THEN HE FELT BAD FOR YOU SO HE LEFT YOU."
"MAN U CRAZY" BRANDON SAID.
"HEY FUCKING NIGGER" NICK SAID.
HE SHOVED BRANDON.
"DONT YOU EVER SPEAK TO SHIDO LIKE THAT OR I WILL PUT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR OWN DICK HOLE. DO YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKER?" NICK SAID.
BRANDON LOOKED AT ME.
"I DIDNT SAY SHIT." I SAID.
"WHATEVER. YALL STOOPID." BRANDON SAID.
HE WALKED BACK INTO A2.
WE CONTINUED WALKING TO OUR DESTINATION.
"ARE THERE ANY WEAPONS ALONG THE WAY HERE?" SHIDO SAID.
"LEMME CHECK HE MAP" I SAID.
I TOOK OUT THE MAP.
"WELL THOSE PINK GOGGLES ARE RIGHT ALONG THE PATH THERE." I SAID.
"GOOD. THEN WE'LL GET THOSE." SHIDO SAID.
"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK??" NICK SAID. "FUCK YES"
"NICK YOUR DAD MUST BE FUCKING EMBARRASSED D:<" I SAID.
"JAMEZ WTF" SHIDO SAID.
"SRY IM REALLY MAD TODAY" I SAID.
I LOOKED AT WOOD.
"HOW COME YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING." I SAID.
"IDK BECAUSE YOURE ALL FUCKING RETARDED." WOOD SAID.
I FELT MY HEART RIP INTO TWO. IT WAS IF WOOD AND TAKEN A KNIFE, CUT IT OUT, THEN STEPPED ON IT, THEN SHOT IT TWICE, TIED IT TO CEMENT, THREW IT INTO THE OCEAN, THEN WHEN CSI FOUND IT AND LOCATED HER, SHE STOOD AT THE EDGE OF A BUILDING ROOF. THE POLICE HAD GUNS POINTED AT HER. PEOPLE GATHERED TO WATCH THE SUICIDE. POLICE WERE TRYING TO TALK HER OUT OF IT BUT WOOD KNEW SHE WASN'T GOING TO JAIL. WOOD LEANED BACK AND FELL OFF THE ROOF DOWN TO HER DEATH.
THEN I SNAPPED BACK TO REALITY.
"JAMEZ STOP CRYING" NICK SAID.
"IM NOT CRYING TEARS ARE JUST COMING OUT BECAUSE IM SO OVERLOADED FROM..NOT CRYING." I SAID.
"IT WAS JUST A JOKE JAMEZ" WOOD SAID.
"A JOKE?" I SAID.
"YES. A. JOKE." WOOD SAID.
":3" I SAID. "CMON GUYS WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR."
I STARTED RUNNING TO SHOW OFF TO WOOD HOW FAST I COULD RUN.
I RAN INTO A TREE.
"OH MY GOD JAMEZ" SHIDO SAID. "ARE YOU OKAY??"
I VOMITED ON NICK.
"JAMEZ." NICK SAID. "NOW IS WHEN......YOU DIE"
NICK STARTED CHASING ME.
"AHHH! AHHHH!!!" I SAID. "SHIDO HELP HES A MADDOG!!"
"RRRRRRRR" NICK SAID.
NICK TACKLED ME AND STARTED SLAPPING MY FACE.
"IT STINGS SO GOOD" I SAID.
NICK KEPT SLAPPING ME. THEN HE TOOK OFF HIS VOMIT SHIRT AND THREW IT ON MY FACE.
"NICK YOU HAVE A 6 PACK?" SHIDO SAID.
"FUCK YEAH" NICK SAID.
I TOOK THE SHIRT OFF MY FACE AND WIPED THE VOMIT FROM MY EYES.
I LOOKED AT NICKS SHINEY 6 PACK.
"HOLY. MY GOD DAMN." I SAID.
"TAKE A PICTURE JAMEZ IT LASTS LONGER." NICK SAID.
WE KEPT WALKING DOWN THE PATH. SOON, WE SAW THE PINK GOGGLES. THEY WERE RIGHT ON THE PATH.
"THATS IT?" I SAID. "NICE, I CALL EM!"
"THE FUCK YOU DO!" NICK SAID.
NICK RAN AND PICKED UP THE GOGGLES. HE PUT THEM ON.
"NICK DO SOMETHING WITH THEM" SHIDO SAID.
"GRRRRRRR" NICK SAID. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
TWO PINK LASERS SHOT OUT OF NICKS GOGGLES AND INTO A TREE.
THE TREE BLEW UP.
A BLOCK OF WOOD HIT MY FACE.
"WHATEVER" I SAID. "MY BLADES ARE COOLER."
"YOU KNOW WHAT JAMEZ" NICK SAID.
NICK SHOT TWO LASERS AT ME. I TOOK OUT MY BLADES AND COVERED MYSELF.
THE LASERS HIT THE BLADES AND DISINTEGRATED.
"HA TOLD YOU MY BLADES WERE BETTER" I SAID.
"WHO CARES" NICK SAID.
WE KEPT WALKING DOWN THE PATH.
"WHO'D BE AN A2 REBEL ANYWAYS?" I SAID. "IT HAS GREAT HEALTHCARE."
"PROLLY PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED SWC." SHIDO SAID.
"WHO'S THAT STUPID." I SAID. "HEY WOOD WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SWC TOOK OVER THE WORLD."
"WITH A2." WOOD SAID.
"OH. I MADE IT TO THE 5TH LEVEL. JUST SAYIN." I SAID.
"HOLD IT." SHIDO SAID. "THERE IT IS."
IT WAS A CRAPPY HOUSE. LOOKED LIKE IT HAD BEEN BUILT IN LIKE THE 1800S.
"ARE YOU SURE?" I SAID.
"POSITIVE." SHIDO SAID. "NICK, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE SUPER FAR WITH THOSE. SEE IF YOU CAN SEE ANYONE."
NICK STOOD THERE.
"UHHH..." NICK SAID. "I CAN SEE A FEW PEOPLE IN THE WINDOWS. GUNS. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE KEEPING WATCH."
"OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SNEAK IT THERE." SHIDO SAID. "ME AND NICK WILL TAKE FRONT DOOR, WOOD AND JAMEZ, YOU TAKE BACK DOOR."
"SO WOOD LIKES IT IN THE BACK" I SAID. "WELL AS LONG AS YOU WIPE I DONT SEE A PRO-"
"NO...YOU FUCKING IDIOT I MEAN YOU TRY TO GET IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR OF THE HOUSE." SHIDO SAID.
"OH" I SAID. "K."
"BUT WE CANT JUST GO UP THERE. THAT HOUSE IS IN AN OPEN AREA. THEYLL SEE US COMING FROM A MILE AWAY" NICK SAID.
"COMING." I SAID.
"EXACTLY NICK." SHIDO SAID. "WE'LL NEED A DISTRACTION. BLOW UP A TREE ON THE OTHER END OF THE HOUSE."
"WELL...OKAY" NICK SAID.
NICK SHOT OUT LASERS AND A TREE ON THE OTHERSIDE BLEW UP.
"OKAY THE GUYS AT THE WINDOWS ARE GONE.." NICK SAID.
"GO NOW!" SHIDO SAID.
NICK AND SHIDO RAN TO THE FRONT DOOR.
"GO!" WOOD SAID.
SHE PUSHED PAST ME.
I FOLLOWED HER TO THE BACK DOOR.

WOOD AND I RAN AROUND THE HOUSE. I HEARD NICK SHOOT LASERS AND BLOW UP THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE.
TWO GUYS WERE RUNNING OUT THE BACK DOOR AND WOOD SHOT ONE OF THEM. I TOOK MY BLADES OUT AND SLASHED A GUY IN HALF.
WE BUSTED INSIDE.
THERE WERE ALOT OF GUYS WITH GUNS.
THEY POINTED THEM AT ME AND WOOD.
"GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND A2" ONE GUY SAID.
"WELL FUCK DUDE" I SAID.
A LASER BEAM SHOT OUT AND BLEW THEM ALL UP.
A GUY WITH A GUN RAN DOWN AND STARTED FIRING AT RANDOM.
"I'LL KILL ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS" THE GUY SAID.
A GOLD ARROW SHOT INTO HIS HEAD AND HE FELL OVER.
SHIDO AND NICK WALKED IN.
"IS THAT IT?" I SAID.
THE GOLD ARROW PULLED ITSELF OUT OF THE GUYS HEAD AND FLEW BACK TO SHIDO.
"GUESS SO" SHIDO SAID.
WE HEARD A HELICOPTER ABOVE US.
"REINFORCEMENTS." WOOD SAID.
"UPSTAIRS GUYS HURRY" SHIDO SAID.
THE HOUSE WAS TORN APART AND FRAGILE DUE TO NICKS LASERS.
WE RAN UP THE STAIRS. I LOOKED OUT A WINDOW.
A HELICOPTER WAS LANDED AND TROOPS WERE PILING OUT.
"THERE HAVE HELICOPTERS?" NICK SAID.
NICK SHOT LASERS AT THE HELICOPTER AND BLEW IT UP. SOME SOLDIERS DIED, BUT MOST JUST FELL ON THE GROUND.
SHIDO SHOT ARROWS, AND WOOD SHOT.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
TROOPS RAN INTO THE HOUSE. I LOOKED DOWN THE STAIRS.
THESE WEREN'T THE SAME TROOPS. THESE WERE UNIFORMED MEN. WITH REAL GUNS.
A GUY SHOT RAPIDLY AT ME AND I ROLLED AWAY FROM THE STAIRS.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES AND WAITED FOR A GUY TO COME UP THE STAIRS.
WHEN HE DID I STABBED HIM AND THEN USED HIM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FROM THE BULLETS THAT WERE FIRED AT ME. I PULLED MY BLADE OFF HIM AND SLICED THE NEXT GUY.
A GUY HIT ME AND I TURNED AROUND AND SUNK MY BLADE DEEP INTO HIS CHEST.
WE FINISHED THE REST OF THE TROOPS.
"WELL THAT WAS ANNOYING." SHIDO SAID.
NICK STEPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY COLLASPED AND HE FELL.
"OW" HE SAID.
SHIDO AND WOOD HOPPED DOWN.
NICK WAS PUSHING HIMSELF UP WHEN HE GOT THIS WEIRD LOOK ON HIS FACE.
"GUYS...?" NICK SAID.
NICK POINTED TO SOMETHING ON ONE OF THE DEAD SOLDIERS.
SHIDO WALKED OVER AND TOOK A LOOK.
"WHAT THE..." HE SAID.
I WALKED OVER AND LOOKED TOO.
THE LETTERS NR WERE ON THE SOLDIERS UNIFORM.
"THESE WERE NR SOLDIERS?" WOOD SAID.
"YEAH.." SHIDO SAID. "BUT WHAT ARE NR SOLDIERS DOING PROTECTING THESE A2 REBELS?"
"MAYBE THEY THOUGHT WE WERE THE REBELS." I SAID.
"JAMEZ I KNOW YOURE NOT THAT RETARDED." NICK SAID. "THEY WANTED TO KILL US."
"IT WAS PROBABLY JUST SOME BIG MISUNDERSTANDING." I SAID.
"EITHER WAY" SHIDO SAID. "WE SHOULD TAKE ONE OF THESE GUYS BACK FOR EVIDENCE."
"OOH I CALL THIS ONE" I SAID.
I PICKED UP ONE OF THEM.
"LESSA GO." I SAID.
WE WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO A2.
"HOWD IT GO?" EAZY SAID.
I DROPPED THE NR GUY IN FRONT OF HIM.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS EAZY?" SHIDO SAID.
EAZY BENT DOWN AND CHECKED IT OUT.
"NR?" EAZY SAID. "YOU KILLED NR SOLDIERS??"
"NO, THEY ATTACKED US!" SHIDO SAID.
"WHAT SHIDO SAYS IS TRUE" NICK SAID. "FUCKERS CAME OUT AFTER WE FINISHED OFF THE REBELS."
"WHAT THE HELL..?" EAZY SAID. "LEMME CALL AJ."
"OH CAN WE DO IT ON THE GIANT SKYPE TV" I SAID.
"SURE WHY NOT" EAZY SAID.
EAZY CALLED AJ ON SKYPE.
AJ ANSWERED.
"EAZY." AJ SAID.
"UH AJ?" EAZY SAID. "I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM?"
"WHATS THAT" AJ SAID.
"WELL, SHIDO AND THESE GUYS JUST WENT TO BREAK UP AN A2 REBELS GANG, AND NR SOLDIERS STARTED ATTACKING THEM" EAZY SAID.
AJ RUBBED THE BACK OF HIS NECK.
"I KNOW" AJ SAID. "I SENT THEM"
"WTF..WHY?" SHIDO SAID.
"BECAUSE IM FUNDING THOSE A2 REBELS." AJ SAID.
"WTF AJ" EAZY SAID.
"LOOK I THINK ITS NICE HOW YOU WANT TO BE A POWERFUL COUNTRY BUT NRS BACK NOW" AJ SAID. "WERE THE BEST COUNTRY. WE ALWAYS HAVE BEEN."
"YOU FUCKING CHEATED TO GET TO THE TOP AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE" EAZY SAID.
"LOOK EAZY" AJ SAID. "AUSTRALIA IS A GOOD RESTING SPOT FOR TRADE ROUTES. I WANT IT."
"YOUR TRADERS CAN STOP HERE ANYWAYS WE DONT MIND." EAZY SAID.
"NOOOO I WANT IT FOR MYSELF." AJ SAID.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING" EAZY SAID.
"SURRENDER OR DIE" AJ SAID.
"IM NEVER SURRENDERING TO YOU." EAZY SAID.
"THEN CONSIDER A2 AND NR OFFICIALLY AT WAR" AJ SAID.
AJ SHUT OFF THE CAMERA.
"OFUCK..." NICK SAID.
"ASF!" EAZY SAID.
ASF CAME IN WITH A BANDAGE AROUND HIS STOMACH.
"EAZY." ASF SAID.
ASF TURNED TO ME.
"JAMEZ." HE SAID ANGRILY.
"SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN STANDING THERE BITCH" I SAID.
"ASF WE ARE AT WAR WITH NR." EAZY SAID.
"DUN DUN DUNNNN" ASF SAID.
"ASF I WANT YOU TO ALERT EVERYONE. AND MAKE SURE LING IS ACTIVLY ON DUTY. I DONT WANT ANY SHIPS PASSING THROUGH HERE." EAZY SAID. "ALSO I WANT GUARDS FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT. WE DONT NEED ANY NRS CRASHING."
"OH RIGHT THAT PARTIES TONIGHT ISNT IT." I SAID. "HM. AND LOOK AT ME WITH NOTHING TO WEAR."
"YOU HAVE TO RAP BATTLE THAT BRANDON GUY." NICK SAID.
"OH RIGHT. FUCK." I SAID.
"I HOPE YOU WIN." WOOD SAID. "BRANDON ANNOYS ME A BIT SOMETIMES."
"RLY WOOD?" I SAID.
ME EYES SPARKLED WITH LOVE.
"JAMEZ DO YOU HAVE A BONER?" NICK SAID.
I LOOKED DOWN.
FUCK.
I RAN DOWN THE HALLWAY TO HIDE MY BONER. I RAN TO OUR ROOM AND JUMPED ON A BED AND STARTED CRYING.
IZZY WAS THERE.
"DEAR LORD WHATS WRONG NOW" IZZY SAID.
"WOOOD SAW MY BOOOONERRR" I SAID.
"AND SHES GONNA SEE IT TONIGHT TOO" IZZY SAID.
"WUT" I SAID.
I WIPED MY TEARS.
"JAMEZ, THIS PARTY TONIGHT" IZZY SAID. "WERE HEROES. WE SAVED THE WORLD. WE'RE ALLLLLLLLL GETTING LAID TONIGHT."
"I'M GETTING LAID?" I SAID. "YESSSSS!"
"YUP." IZZY SAID. "JUST TRY TO GET WOOD."
"TRY?" I SAID.
"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK SHES JUST GOING TO JUMP INTO BED WITH YOU? THATS NOT HOW SEX WORKS." IZZY SAID.
"IZZY...DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SEX?" I SAID.
"I AM INSULTED." IZZY SAID. "I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE 5 TIPS TO GETTING LAID BUT IF YOURE GONNA BE AN ASSHOLE FINE."
"OKAY OKAY IM SORRY" I SAID.
I USUALLY DONT APOLOGIZE TO ASSHOLES NAMED IZZY BUT I WAS DESPERATE.
"OKAY" IZZY SAID. "FIRST OFF YOU WANT TO BE RLY MEAN."
"MEAN?" I SAID.
"TRUST ME ON THIS." IZZY SAID. "GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO THEM. MAKE SOME COMMENTS ON HOW YOU BELIEVE WOMEN SHOULD DRINK FROM SEPERATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS THAN MEN AND HOW SHE LOOKS FUCKING UGLY TONIGHT. IT'LL ONLY WANT YOU MORE."
I TOOK NOTES.
"MEEEEAN." I SAID.
I WROTE IT DOWN.
"OKAY TIP NUMBER TWO" IZZY SAID. "TALK ABOUT HOW BAD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER."
"THAT RLY WORKS?" I SAID.
"SURE." IZZY SAID. "WHEN YOU WALK UP TO A GIRL AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANNA LICK HER SHE GETS SO FLATTERED SHE JUST FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU."
I WROTE THAT DOWN.
"TIP 3" IZZY SAID. "TALK ABOUT YOUR EXGF A. FUCKING. LOT."
"WHY?" I SAID.
"WELL" IZZY SAID. "WHEN THEY HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR EXGF THEYLL THINK 'IM GONNA SHOW HIM HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN HER' AND JUMP INTO BED WITH YOU."
"WOW I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT" I SAID.
I WROTE IT DOWN.
"TIP 4" IZZY SAID. "GET FUCKING WASTED. GIRLS LOVE A GUY WHO FEELS LIKE HE CAN BE FREE TO LET LOOSE."
I WROTE THAT DOWN TOO.
"AND FINALLY" IZZY SAID. "YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS TELL HER ABOUT THE WEIRD VOICES IN YOUR HEAD."
"I DONT HAVE WEIRD VOICES IN MY HEAD." I SAID.
"YOU MEAN YOU DONT??" IZZY SAID.
"ER WAIT YEAH OF UH COURSE I DO" I SAID. "I HAVE TONS OF VOICES IN MY HEAD!"
"OKAY GOOD!" IZZY SAID.
"THANKS FOR THE HELP" I SAID.
I WALKED OUT THE ROOM.
I HEARD IZZY SAY SOMETHING LIKE IF HE WASNT GETTING LAID THAT LITTLE MEXICAN FUCK WASNT EITHER.
I DONT KNOW WHO THIS MEXICAN FUCK WAS BUT I FELT BAD FOR HIM.
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THE PARTY WAS JUST BEGINNING.
I WENT DOWN TO THE PARTY ROOM AND THERE WERE COUCHES AND A BAR AND BALOONS AND EVERYTHING.
BUT I HAD A PROBLEM.
I WENT TO ASF SINCE HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE PARTY.
"EXCUSE ME ASF" I SAID.
"WHAT." ASF SAID.
"...WHERES THE CLOOOOOWN?" I SAID.
"CLOWN? THIS IS AN ADULT PARTY. YOU KNOW. BOOZE. HALF NAKED WOMEN." ASF SAID.
"...OKAY BUT I WANT A CLOOOOOWN." I SAID.
"GOD DAMMIT WERE NOT GOING OUT AND BUYING A CLOWN" ASF SAID.
"OH IM SORRY....IS THIS YOUR PARTY?" I SAID. "DID YOU GO BUST YOUR ASS TO SAVE THE WORLD?"
ASF JUST STOOD THERE.
"I HELPED ALOT." ASF SAID.
"YEAH YOU SHOWED UP IN THE LAST 10 CHAPTERS." I SAID.
I SLAPPED ASF ON THE HEAD.
"BOY GO GET ME MY DAMN CLOWN" I SAID.
I WALKED AROUND THE ROOM.
SHIDO CAME DOWN.
"JAMEZ." HE SAID.
"SHIDO." I SAID.
"JAMEZ" COLTEN SAID.
"JUJU FRUIT" I SAID.
"WTF?" COLTEN SAID. "DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY NAME??"
"JUJU FRUIT." I SAID.
"THATS NOT MY NAME" COLTEN SAID.
"...JU. JU. FRUUUUUIT." I SAID.
"FUCK THIS" COLTEN SAID.
COLTEN WALKED AWAY.
"THIS IS OUR BIG PARTY SHIDO" I SAID.
"YEAH BUT SOMETHINGS WRONG" SHIDO SAID. "SOMETHING FEELS...NOT RIGHT."
"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOING WRONG." I SAID.
"SOMETHING." SHIDO SAID.
NICK WALKED IN.
"UH HI GUYS" NICK SAID.
"IS EVERYTHING OKAY NICK?" SHIDO SAID.
"LISTEN UH" NICK SAID.
ASF CAME OUT.
"THERE JAMEZ I GOT YOUR MUTHER FUCKIN CLOWN" ASF SAID.
"WHO IS HE?" I SAID.
"EHH HIS NAME IS JUBBY. IDK I FOUND HIM ON THE STREETS." ASF SAID. "NOW HELP ME PUT UP SOME DECORATIONS."
"NO GUYS" NICK SAID. "PLEASE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!"
"AND WE WILL NICK BUT ITS DECORATION TIME FIRST" ASF SAID.
SOME A2 SOLDIERS CAME IN.
"NICK" ONE OF THEM SAID. "EAZY WANTS TO SEE YOU. CMON."
"THANK GOD." NICK SAID.
NICK WENT WITH THE SOLDIERS.
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THE PARTY STARTED FINALLY. PPL WERE DANCING AND MUSIC WAS BLASTING. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
I WATCHED JUBBY FOR A WHILE.
"OKAY KIDS" JUBBY SAID. "NOW WATCH THIS"
JUBBY TOOK A BALL AND TURNED IT SQUARE.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT" I SAID.
"MAGIC!" JUBBY SAID.
"BULL FUCKING SHIT JUBBY" IZZY SAID.
HE GRABBED JUBBY.
"I WILL FINISH YOU" IZZY SAID.
"IZZY ARE YOU DRUNK?" I SAID.
"SAADSDAF" IZZY SAID.
HE PASSED OUT.
I TURNED MY ATTENTION TO WOOD.
I WALKED UP TO HER BUT THEN BRANDON BLOCKED ME.
"READY FOR THAT RAP BATTLE?" BRANDON SAID.
"DUH" I SAID.
I PULLED OUT MY POST-IT.
"GOT MY LYRICS RIGHT HERE." I SAID.
"ALRIGHT YOU START" BRANDON SAID.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE" THE DJ SAID. "THESE GUYS ARE GONNA FUCK."
"WTF NO WE ARENT" I SAID.
"I MEANT TO SAY RAP BATTLE SORRY" THE DJ SAID.
I TOOK A DEEP BREATH.
"ALRIGHT...NICK GIMME A BEAT. HEY WAIT WHERE'D NICK GO ANYWAYS" I SAID.
NICK CAME THROUGH THE DOORS.
"SORRY. I AM HERE NOW." NICK SAID.
"RIGHT. UH GIVE ME A BEAT" I SAID.
NICK JUST STOOD THERE.
"NICK HE NEEDS A BEAT" COLTEN SAID.
"YEAH WHAT GUMMY BEAR SAID" I SAID.
"OH RIGHT UH" NICK SAID. "...INTIATING..BEAT..."
EVERYONE JUST STARED.
FINALLY NICK STARTED BEATING.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT" I SAID. "HERE GOES MY RAP"
I SUDDENLY FEARED MY RAP WOULD SUCK. THAT BRANDON WOULD DESTROY ME.
I LOOKED AT WOOD. SHE STARED AT ME HOPEINGLY. I COULD DO THIS.
"ALRIGHT CHECK THIS OUT" I SAID. "IM SO COOL
IM GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL
YOU REALLY LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL
YOU GOT BANNED FROM THE POOL
IM...SO...COOL
YOU...LIKE TO GO TO...THE POOL,
YOU GOT BANNED FROM...BEING A FOOL-"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS GUY SUUUUUUCKS!" SOME GUY SAID.
NICK STOPPED BEATING.
"HEY HEY HEY JAYZ YOU SUCK" SOME GUY SAID.
"ACTUALLY IM NOT JAYZ IM JAMEZ" I SAID.
EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT ME.
"SHIDO STOP LAUGHING!!" I SAID.
I RAN TO THE BAR CRYING.
THE BAR TENDER WAS LAUGHING AT ME.
"GIVE ME EVERYTHING!!!" I SAID.
I DRANK EXCESSIVELY.
I GOT SO WASTED.
I WOBBLED AROUND THE ROOM.
I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN A BED.
MY HEAD HURT LIKE CRAZY.
"OOOH...FUUU..." I SAID.
THERE WAS A GIRL NEXT TO ME. NAKED :F
"YES YES YES WOOD" I SAID.
THE GIRL TURNED AROUND.
IT WASNT WOOD.
IT WAS FUCKING HIDEOUS.
"NO IM NOT CHOPPING YOUR FUCKING MORNING WOOD" SHE SAID.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" I SAID.
"UHHH STEPH" SHE SAID.
I STARTED CRYING AGAIN.
"I HAD SEX WITH A MONSTEEEEER!!" I SAID.

WE WERE BACK AT SWC.
"ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME" COREY SAID. "YOU POWERFUL DEMONS COULDNT TAKE OUT A COUPLE OF KIDS?"
"WE WERE ABOUT TO BUT RK TOLD US TO RUN" ICE SAID.
"WHA-?" RK SAID.
"IS THIS TRUE RK?" COREY SAID.
"WELL I-" RK SAID. "YEAH SURE WHY NOT."
"RK WE CANT TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF YOURE GOING TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY" COREY SAID.
"I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING IMPRESS YOU" RK SAID.
RK SPIT ON THE GROUND. HE WAS A SRS FUCKIN BADASS.
"LOOK" COREY SAID. "WHATS THE PLAN?"
"A2S HAVING THAT PARTY TONIGHT" ICE SAID. "I SUGGEST WE BREAK INTO THERE, KILL EVERYONE THERE."
"IM SURE THEYLL BE EXPECTING AN ATTACK" RK SAID.
"GOOD THEN THEYLL KNOW WHO KILLED THEM" ICE SAID.
WHEN I HAD FIRST MET ICE I WAS SCARED OF HER, BUT NOW FOR SOME REASON I FOUND HER VERY INTERESTING. I COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON IT BUT THE MORE TIME I SPENT WITH HER THE MORE I LIKED HER.
"IF WE PLAYED IT MORE STEALTHILY, WE COULD ATTACK" RK SAID.
I STAYED QUIET AS USUAL.
"I AGREE WITH RK" ZERO SAID.
"WHO FUCKING ASKED YOU" ICE SAID.
"NO ONE, I APOLOGIZE." ZERO SAID.
ZERO LOOKED DOWN AND CRIED.
"RKS IDEA IS SMARTER" COREY SAID. "GO WITH STEALTH."
"....FIEN." ICE SAID.
---
THAT NIGHT WE ALL WAITED OUTSIDE OF A2.
"HOW DO WE DO THIS." ICE SAID.
ICE LOOKED AT RK.
"I HAVE AN IDEA" RK SAID. "I'LL DRESS UP AS A CLOWN, AND TRY TO ACT LIKE IM PART OF THE PARTY"
"SOUNDS STUPID BUT IF YOU THINK IT WILL WORK..." ICE SAID.
I LOOKED NEXT TO ME.
NICK WAS THERE LOOKING AT US.
HIS EYES WERE WIDE AND HE LOOKED SCARED.
"AW FUCK RK" I SAID.
RK SAW NICK.
"FFFFFUCK" RK SAID.
NICK RAN INTO A2.
"HE'S GONNA TELL THEM ALL!!" ZERO SAID.
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK." ICE SAID.
ZERO LOOKED TO THE GROUND AGAIN.
TWO A2 SOLDIERS WALKED OUT.
"HOLD ON" ICE SAID.
ICE WALKED UP TO THE A2 SOLDIERS.
"HYPER FOLLOW HER" RK SAID.
I JOGGED UP TO CATCH UP TO ICE.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" ICE SAID.
"UH..RK SAID TO GO WITH YOU.." I SAID.
"WELL..OKAY BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY" ICE SAID.
ICE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT RK.
WE WALKED UP TO THE SOLDIERS.
THEY POINTED GUNS AT US.
"FREEZE RIGHT THERE DEMONS....!" THEY SAID.
THEY SHOOK. THEY WERE SCARED.
"HEY...HEY..BOYS" ICE SAID. "WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE..."
ICE TALKED IN A SOFTER VOICE THAN USUAL.
"WELL UH" ONE OF THE SOLDIERS SAID. "WHO?"
"MMMM...." ICE SAID.
"NICK.." I SAID.
"NICK.." ICE SAID.
"NICK?" ONE OF THE SOLDIERS SAID. "WELL YEEEAH WE KNOW HIM. ONE OF THE HEROES."
"RIGHT..." ICE SAID. "CAN YOU BRING HIM OUT HERE? OH AND MMMM JUST TELL HIM EAZY WANTS HIM. WE DONT WANT ANYONE FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS.."
"RIGHT!" ONE SOLDIER SAID.
"YOU CAN COUNT ON US!" THE OTHER SAID.
THEY BOTH RAN INSIDE A2.
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT?
BUT OF COURSE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
ICE WALKED BACK TO RK.
WE WAITED A MINUTE AND THE SOLDIERS CAME BACK OUT WITH NICK.
ICE WALKED BACK OVER TO THE SOLDIERS.
"RK.." I SAID. "THERES SOMETHING I RLY LIKE ABOUT ICE.."
"WHAT?" RK SAID.
"YEAH THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER" I SAID.
RK GRABBED ME AND THEN SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE VERY HARD.
RK SHOOK ME.
"STOP HANGING AROUND ICE? YA GOT THAT??" RK SAID.
RK TURNED TO ZERO.
"WHAT ABOUT YOU?" RK SAID. "YOU LIKE HER?"
"NO.." ZERO SAID.
"GOOD." RK SAID. "NOW LETS GO."
WE WALKED OVER TO ICE, NICK, AND THE SOLDIERS.
"WE GOT HIM, JUST AS YOU ASKED!" A SOLDIER SAID.
"AWW THANKS GUYS" ICE SAID.
"SO LIKE CAN WE GET A HUG OR SOMETHING" ONE SAID.
"SURE" ICE SAID.
SHE WALKED OVER TO HUG HIM BUT THEN SHE RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF.
"HOLY SHIT!" THE OTHER SOLDIER SAID.
ICE SHOT HER ARM INSIDE HIM AND PULLED HIS INTESTINES OUT. HE FELL DOWN AND SCREAMED WHILE BLEEDING TO DEATH.
"ICE, KILL HIM PEOPLE WILL HEAR" RK SAID.
"JUST ONE MORE SECOND OF IT..." ICE SAID.
"...OKAY KILL HIM, NOW!" RK SAID.
ICE PUT HER FOOT ON THE SOLDIERS MOUTH AND HE SHUT UP. THEN SHE BROUGH IT UP AND CRUSHED HIS HEAD IN HALF.
"HOLF FUCKING SHIT." ZERO SAID.
"HERE CATCH" ICE SAID.
SHE THREW A HALF OF THE HEAD AND ZERO AND IT EXPLODED ON HIM.
BLOOD WAS ALL OVER HIS SHIRT.
NICK SHOOK IN FEAR.
"YOU-YOU'RE ALL CRAZY" NICK SAID.
"NICK DONT YOU THINK I SHOULD DRESS UP AS A CLOWN" RK SAID.
"THERES ALREADY ONE IN THERE..." NICK SAID.
"WELL FUCK DUDE." RK SAID.
ICE KNEELED DOWN TO NICK.
"HEY THERE NICK" ICE SAID.
"...HI?" NICK SAID.
"ITS OKAY, NO ONES GOING TO HURT YOU" ICE SAID. "WE JUST NEED YOU TO DO A COUPLE THINGS FOR US"
"..WELL..." NICK SAID. "LIKE WHAT?"
ICE HANDED NICK A GIANT KNIFE.
"GO IN THERE AND KILL THAT CLOWN?" ICE SAID.
"I..I CAN DO THAT" NICK SAID. "I FOUGHT IN HELL YOU KNOW"
"DONT REMIND ME" ICE SAID. "NOW GO AND KILL HIM BUT DONT LET ANYBODY SEE. I DONT WANT YOU TO GET IN TROUBLE, OKAY?"
"OKAY!" NICK SAID.
"AND MAKE SURE TO BRING THE CLOWN OUT HERE, HM?" ICE SAID.
"ALRIGHT!" NICK SAID.
NICK RAN BACK INTO A2.
WE WAITED FOR HIM TO RETURN.
FINALLY HE CAME DRAGGING OUT THE CLOWN.
RK REMOVED ALL THE COSTUMEY STUFF FROM THE CLOWN.
THE CLOWN WAS ACTUALLY JACKATTACK.
"POOR JACK" RK SAID. "WE USED TO BE FRIENDS. USED. TO."
RK PUT ON THE CLOWN COSTUME.
"ALRIGHT LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS" ICE SAID.
"WAIT." RK SAID. "WAIT UNTIL THE PARTY GETS GOING. WHEN THEY THINK NOTHINGS GOING TO HAPPEN."
"BUT RRRRRRRRRKKK" ICE SAID.
"WELL..." RK SAID. "...NO. JUST LISTEN TO ME."
"ARE YOU SURE?" ICE SAID.
"...YEAH." RK SAID.
"...FIEN." ICE SAID.
RK WALKED INTO A2.
WE WAITED A WHILE.
NICK STAYED WITH US.
ICE GOT BORED.
"SIGH" ICE SAID. "ISNT THERE ANYONE ON PATROL?"
"YES!" NICK SAID. "BUT AROUND THE CORNER!"
"AWW COULD YOU GO GET THEM FOR ME?" ICE SAID.
"YEAH! YEAH!" NICK SAID.
NICK WENT AROUND THE CORNER.
HE CAME BACK WITH AN A2 SOLDIER WITH HIM.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" HE SAID.
HE POINTED HIS GUN AT US.
"YOU..!" HE SAID TO ICE. "IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
"..NO!!!" NICK SAID.
NICK TOOK OUT SOME PINK GOGGLES AND PUT THEM ON.
LASERS SHOT OF HIS EYES AND HIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SOLDIER. THE SOLDIER FELL ON THE GROUND.
ICE RAN UP TO THE SOLDIER.
SHE DRAGGED HIM BACK TO US.
"DOES ANYONE WANT A CERTAIN PART?" ICE SAID.
"...UH...NO NO THANKS..." I SAID.
"LET ME GO! PLEASE DONT DO THIS!" THE SOLDIER SAID.
ICE TOOK OUT HER POCKET KNIFE AND CARVED INTO HIM.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING...??" ZERO SAID.
"DRAWING" SHE SAID.
SHE CARVED ALL OVER HIS BODY.
THE SOLDIER SCREAMED LIKE CRAZY. BUT NOBODY HEARD HIM.
FINALLY ICE PICKED HIM UP.
"DO YOU GUYS LIKE IT?" ICE SAID.
THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD I COULDNT EVEN SEE ANYTHING.
"...WHAT..WHAT IS IT?" I SAID.
"ITS A FLOWER..." ICE SAID. "MEH. IT SUCKS."
ICE THREW THE SOLDIER AGAINST THE WALL AND THEN SMASHED HIS HEAD OPEN WITH HER FIST.
THE SOLDIER STOPPED SCREAMING.
"NOW.." ICE SAID.
SHE LOOKED TO NICK.
"DID YOU FIND THOSE GOGGLES ALL BY YOURSELF?" ICE SAID.
"SURE DID!" NICK SAID.
"WOOOW!" ICE SAID. "I WISH I HAD GOGGLES LIKE THAT!"
"HERE...HERE HAVE EM!" NICK SAID.
NICK HANDED HER THE GOGGLES.
"WOW THANKS!" ICE SAID. "HEY WANNA HELP ME AGAIN?"
"YES YES, ANYTHING" NICK SAID.
"GO INTO THE PARTY AND TELL RK WERE ATTACKING NOW WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT?" ICE SAID.
"SURE!" NICK SAID.
NICK RAN INSIDE.
"LET'S GO BOYS." ICE SAID.
WE FOLLOWED ICE IN.
ICE FOLLOWED NICK.
SOON WE REACHED SOME DOORS.
WE COULD HEAR THE PARTY FROM OUTSIDE THE DOORS.
"ATTENTION EVERYBODY" SOME GUYS SAID. "THESE TWO GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FUCK"
"...WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PARTY IS THIS." ICE SAID. "OKAY NICK, GET IN THERE!"
SHE GAVE NICK A LITTLE PUSH AND HE WALKED IN.
"NICK GIVE ME A BEAT!" I HEARD JAMEZ SAY.
NICK STOOD THERE.
"DAMMIT..." ICE SAID. "THEY'RE MESSING UP HIS SIGNAL.."
"WHAT?" ZERO SAID.
"NICK" ICE WHISPERED. "GIVE HIM A BEAT SILLY"
THEN NICK STARTED BEATBOXING.
"THAT WAS CLOSE." ICE SAID.
SOME A2 SOLDIERS RAN DOWN THE HALL.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" THEY SAID.
ICE FROZE THEM BOTH.
"I LOVE FREEZING" ICE SAID.
"WHY?" ZERO SAID.
"BECAUSE, THEYRE ALIVE FOR A FEW SECONDS AND THEY KNOW THAT ANY SECOND EITHER THEIR BLOOD WILL STOP FLOWING OR I'LL DO THIS.." ICE SAID.
ICE SMASHED BOTH THE MEN.
ANOTHER A2 SOLDIER RAN DOWN THE HALL AND ICE PICKED UP A CHUNCK OF ICE AND THREW IT AT HIS HEAD SO HARD IT LEFT A HOLE IN HIS FACE.
HE FELL TO THE GROUND.
"YOU TWO MAY WANT TO PICK UP SOME WEAPONS." ICE SAID.
"WHY?" ZERO SAID.
"BECAUSE. YOU'RE NOOBS." ICE SAID.
NICK CAME BACK OUT.
"RK SAYS NOW IS A GOOD TIME" NICK SAID.
"AWW THANKS SWEETIE" ICE SAID.
ICE GRABBED NICKS HEAD WITH BOTH HER HANDS.
"NOT TODAY BITCH" NICK SAID.
NICK GRABBED THE PINK GOGGLES OUT OF ICE'S POCKET. THEN NICK KICKED ICE OFF OF HIM. NICK RAN DOWN THE HALL AND TURNED THE CORNER.
"THAT FUCKING CUNT" ICE SAID.
SHE RAN DOWN THE HALL TO CATCH NICK.
"WELL FUCK" I SAID.
I CHASED ICE DOWN THE HALL TOO.
NICK WAS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE. HE TURNED ANOTHER CORNER.
ME AND ICE TURNED AND THERE WERE ABOUT 10 A2 SOLDIERS THERE.
ICE FROZE THEM ALL AND SMASHED THROUGH THEM.
WE RAN DOWN THE HALL BUT NICK WAS GONE. WE LOST HIM.
ICE AND I RAN BACK TO THE PARTY. ICE KICKED OPEN THE DOORS AND SAW RK AND ZERO ATTACKING EVERYONE.
WE RAN THROUGH THE PARTY KILLING ANYONE POSSIBLE.
A2 SOLDIERS STARTED COMING IN.
RK RAN PAST ME AND GRABBED ME.
"RETREAT" HE SAID.
ZERO RAN WITH US.
ICE KEPT KILLING PEOPLE.
RK STOPPED.
"ICE! CMOON!!" RK SAID.
ICE TURNED AROUND AND GAVE RK A STARE. A RLY SEXY STARE.
"FUCK" RK SAID.
RK RAN BACK INTO THE ROOM AND HELPED HER KILL A2 SOLDIERS. FINALLY, ICE RETREATED AND RK AND ICE RAN BACK AND WE ESCAPED A2.

I CRIED ON THE BED.
"HEY STOP CRYING" STEPH SAID.
"I FINALLY LOSE MY VIRGINITY AND ITS TO BIGFOOT" I SAID.
"HEY!" STEPH SAID. "GET USED TO IT! WERE A COUPLE NOW!"
"WTF NO WERE NOT" I SAID.
"YES WE ARE" STEPH SAID. "WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE IT MAKES YOU A COUPLE"
"NO IT DOESNT" I SAID.
" D:<" STEPH SAID.
STEPH TOOK A PILLOW AND STARTED SMOTHERING ME.
"NOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT" STEPH SAID.
"MMMFMFMFMFFFF!" I SAID.
STEPH LET GO OF THE PILLOW.
"YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON!" I SAID.
"YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT" STEPH SAID. "YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND :F"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I SAID.
I SHOT OUT MY BLADES.
"OKAY THISLL BE QUICK AND EASY" I SAID.
THEN COLTEN CAME INTO THE ROOM.
"JAMEZ WEVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE" COLTEN SAID. "YOU HAVE TO COME"
"OH TRUST ME HE ALREADY CAME" STEPH SAID.
COLTEN LOOKED AT STEPH.
HE GOT A TERRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE.
THEN HE LOOKED AT ME.
HE PUT HIS HAND ON HIS MOUTH.
"HOLY..." COLTEN SAID.
COLTEN VOMITTED AND IT LEAKED THROUGH HIS HAND.
ME AND COLTEN RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
COLTEN LED ME DOWNSTAIRS WHERE EVERYONE ELSE WAS.
"JAMEZ WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT?" EAZY SAID.
COLTEN THREW UP AGAIN.
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??" EAZY SAID.
"HE...HAD SEX...." COLTEN SAID.
I COVERED COLTEN'S MOUTH. MY HAND GOT PUKE ALL OVER IT.
"YUP I HAD SEX THATS IT" I SAID.
"..WELL WAIT WITH WHO" EAZY SAID.
"DONT YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY?" I SAID.
"WELL YEAH BUT WHEN A GUY GETS LAID YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT" EAZY SAID.
"YEAH I WANNA KNOW WHO IT WAS TOO" IZZY SAID.
"...UH..." I SAID.
"WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE-" COLTEN SAID.
I PUT MY HAND ON HIS MOUTH AGAIN.
"...UH I DID WITH...CHEEZE..." I SAID.
"CHEEZE?" EAZY SAID. "NOW CHEEZE IS A CLASS-ACT. TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE."
"UH. I DONT KNOW I WAS...DRUNK..." I SAID.
"IT WASNT CHEEZE" COLTEN SAID. "IT WAS STEPH!!"
".....HOLY FUCK" EAZY SAID.
EAZY VOMITTED.
"WELL WHOS STEPH" IZZY SAID.
STEPH CAME RUNNING AFTER US.
"JAMEZ YOU FORGOT YOUR CONDOM I FIGURED YOU WANNA USE IT AGAIN" STEPH SAID.
"HOW THE FUCK DID A BEAVER GET IN HERE." IZZY SAID.
"IZZY THATS NOT A BEAVER" NICK SAID. "ITS A KANGAROO. BEAVERS DONT LIVE IN AUSTRALIA."
"ACTUALLY...ITS HUMAN!!!" EAZY SAID.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" SHIDO SAID. "ITS LIKE FREDDY KROUGAR MATED WITH AN ASS."
"NO.." NICK SAID. "IT'S LIKE SHREK FUCKED A BABOON.."
"HEY BOYS" STEPH SAID. "JAMEZ TELL THEM ABOUT US"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" I SAID.
I WAS FUCKING SCARED.
"JAMEZ IS MY BOYFRIEND" STEPH SAID.
"OH GOOD FOR YOU JAMEZ" WOOD SAID.
"JEALOUS?" STEPH SAID.
"NO IM HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS" WOOD SAID.
"I MEANT JEALOUS OF MY AMAZING ASS" STEPH SAID.
"....UH....NO..." WOOD SAID.
"PLEASE DONT SHOW IT" IZZY SAID. "I MIGHT VOMIT UNTIL IM ACTUALLY SKINNY..."
"SORRY BOYS THIS IS FOR JAMEZ'S EYES ONLY" STEPH SAID.
"OH THANK THE HEAVENS" SHIDO SAID.
"STEPH WE HAVE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND TO." EAZY SAID. "PLEASE LEAVE."
"FOR THE SAKE OF OUR EYES" NICK SAID. "PLEASE LEAVE."
COLTEN WAS STILL THROWING UP IN THE CORNER.
"LATER GUYS" STEPH SAID.
STEPH LEFT.
"JAMEZ" IZZY SAID. "YOU'RE A FAILURE."
"SHUT UP IZZY" I SAID.
"I FEEL SORRY FOR THE DAMN JANITOR." EAZY SAID. "NOW BACK TO BUSINESS."
"JAMEZ" SHIDO SAID. "SWC ATTACKED LAST NIGHT."
"WHAT?" I SAID. "WHERE WAS I??"
"I'LL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY JAMEZ SINCE YOU WERE RATHER DRUNK..." EAZY SAID. "WELL..."
*LAST NIGHT*
I WAS STUMBLING AROUND THE ROOM WITH A BEER BOTTLE IN MY HAND.
"HEYYYYY" I SAID. "WHOS WANTS TO PLAY JENGAA"
"NO ONE!" BRANDON SAID. "GET YOUR STUPID ASS OUT OF HERE"
"HEYYY!" I SAID. "I AM I HEROOOO"
"MAN YOURE NOTHING" SOME GUY SAID.
"I MADE IT TO THE 5TH LVL...!" I SAID.
I WALKED UP TO JUBBY.
"JUBBY.." I SAID. " IVE NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND...!"
I SWUNG AROUND.
"OKAY OKAY JAMEZ" JUBBY SAID.
THEN ZERO CAME THROUGH THE DOORS.
"ITS THAT ONE DEMON!" BRANDON SAID.
EVERYONE TOOK OUT GUNS AND POINTED THEM AT ZERO.
"I'LL GET HIM!" I SAID.
I RAN AND THEN TRIPPED AND FELL ON THE FLOOR.
"OHOHOHO" I SAID. "DAAAAAMN"
JUBBY RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND IT WAS RK.
RK STARTED KILLING EVERYONE AND ZERO JOINED IN.
"OGAWD OGWAD" I SAID.
I CRAWLED UNDER A COUCH.
STEPH WAS THERE.
"HI" I SAID.
"HI" SHE SAID.
I SAW ICE COME IN.
I THOUGHT I'D SHIT MYSELF. AND THEN THERE WAS HYPER.
HYPERRRRRRRRRRR...
HE HAD BETRAYED OUR TEAM IN THE FIRST STORY.
THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING HIM SINCE HELL.
I STAYED UNDER THE COUCH.
I WATCHED ICE FREEZE A BUNCH OF GUYS.
SHIDO AND IZZY RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
COLTEN THEN FLED TOO.
I COULDNT EVEN SEE WOOD.
A2 SOLDIERS BEGAN FLOODING INTO THE ROOM.
THAT ICE CHICK DIDNT GIVE UP.
"OGOD SHES GONNA LOOK UNDER THE COUCH" I SAID.
THEN RK JOINED IN.
"EVERYONES GONNA DIE.." I SAID.
FINALLY THEY BOTH LEFT.
STEPH AND I SLID OUT FROM THE COUCH.
"WELL THAT WAS SCARY" STEPH SAID.
"YEAH" I SAID.
"HEY WANNA DO IT" STEPH SAID.
"SURE" I SAID.
*RIGHT NOW*
"NOW I REMEMBER.." I SAID. "HOWD THEY EVEN GET IN HERE?"
":F" NICK SAID.
"WERE NOT EXACTLY SURE.." EAZY SAID. "WORDS ARE IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB"
"WELL..." NICK SAID. "IT'S MY FAULT."
"WHAT?" EAZY SAID.
"I KILLED THE CLOWN...I LED THEM TO THE PARTY.." NICK SAID.
"NICK...WHY?" SHIDO SAID.
"IM RLY SORRY GUYS...IDK WHY" NICK SAID. "THE GIRL TOLD ME TO DO IT...SO I DID.."
"WHAT CHEF AND SHADOW SAID WAS TRUE" SHIDO SAID.
"WHATD THEY SAY?" EAZY SAID.
"ICE CAN MIND CONTROL PEOPLE" SHIDO SAID.
"AND ICE IS THE GIRL?" EAZY SAID.
"YES" SHIDO SAID.
COLTEN FINISHIED VOMITTING.
"SO THIS GIRL GOT NICK?" COLTEN SAID.
"I GUESS SO" NICK SAID.
"THEN MAYBE WE CAN DO A SNEAK ATTACK" COLTEN SAID. "NICK PRETENDS HES STILL BRAINWASHED-"
"I...ALREADY DID THAT" NICK SAID. "I DID IT TO GET THE PINK GOGGLES BACK."
"BUT HOWD YOU BREAK THE BRAINWASH?" COLTEN SAID.
"I DONT KNOW" NICK SAID.
"EAZY GET ME SOME FOOTAGE OF THE PARTY LAST NIGHT" COLTEN SAID. "I BET I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT BROKE HER SPELL AND WE CAN USE IT TO COMPLETELY FOIL HER POWER."
"BUT.." EAZY SAID. "BESIDES THE DEMONS NOW...WE GOT NR FLYING OVER OUR SKIES. TRYING TO SPY ON US."
"SO?" SHIDO SAID.
"I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO WITH ASF AND TAKE THEM DOWN." EAZY SAID. "SHOW NR WE MEAN BUSINESS."
"WHAT?" SHIDO SAID. "SEND YOUR MEN ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT"
"YOU ARE MY MEN" EAZY SAID.
"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING DEMONS, NOT GOONS FROM NR" SHIDO SAID.
"SHIDOS RIGHT" IZZY SAID.
"WELL YOU'RE MY BEST TEAM" EAZY SAID. "AND ASFS MY BEST PILOT. GO DO THIS. NOW."
"GOD DAMN." SHIDO SAID.
WE WALKED OUT OF A2 ONTO THE PILOT RUNWAYS.
"ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT HERE" ASF SAID.
"WHERES OUR PLANE" SHIDO SAID.
"RIGHT HERE" ASF SAID.
ASF POINTED TO A FAMILIAR LOOKING PLANE.
"THAT'S THE PLANE ME AND SHIDO STOLE FROM THE AIRPORT!" COLTEN SAID.
"AND THE PLANE I STOLE WHEN I BETRAYED YOU GUYS!" I SAID.
EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME.
"YEAH WE FOUND IT CRASHED IN ASIA" ASF SAID. "WE FIXED IT UP AND HERE IT IS"
"FUCK YEAH" IZZY SAID.
WE CLIMBED BACK INTO OUR OLD PLANE.
"NOW." ASF SAID. "WE ADDED A FEW THINGS"
"LIKE WHAT." COLTEN SAID.
"HOW ABOUT...MACHINE GUNS EVERYWHERE?" ASF SAID.
ASF PUSHED A BUTTON AND A BUNCH OF WINDOWS OPENED.
MACHINE GUNS STUCK OUT OF THEM.
"WE ALSO ADDED MISSALS BUT THOSE ARE FOR ME" ASF SAID.
ASF GOT INTO THE PILOT SEAT.
"ALRIGHT LETS GO KILL SOME NR FUCKERS" ASF SAID.
WE TOOK OFF INTO THE SKYS.
IT WAS A BUMPY RIDE. WE ALL SAT AROUND BORED.
"SO WOOD" I SAID. "EHHHHHHHH DO YOU LIKE SONIC"
"YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT" WOOD SAID. "AND NO."
"OH OKAY" I SAID. "WELLLLLLLLL"
I THOUGHT OF WHAT GIRLS LIKED. WTF DID GIRLS LIKE
UH UH UH UH.
"SO WOOD" I SAID. DO YOU LIKE...HORSES...?"
"YES!" WOOD SAID. "OMFGYES"
"GREAT!...SO DO I" I SAID.
"HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE??" WOOD SAID.
"IVE HAD A FEW" I SAID.
"IVE EATEN A FEW" IZZY SAID. "HARD TO DIGEST. IN FACT, I WAS ON THE TOILET FOR 3. DAYS. JUST TRYING TO SQUEEZE THIS THING OUT. FINALLY I GOT TIRED OF WAITING AND JUST STARTED WEARING DIAPERS. I FINISHED AFTER A MONTH AND THANK GOD BECAUSE DIAPERS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE."
NICK LOOKED AT IZZY. NICK WAS EATING A SANDWICH BUT HE STOPPED.
"...THANK YOU. IZZY." NICK SAID.
NICK THREW HIS SANDWICH AT IZZY.
IZZY CAUGHT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND ATE IT LIKE A COW EATING GRASS.
THEN A PLANE SWERVED PAST US.
"THERES A SON OF A BITCH NOW!" ASF SAID.
ASF TRNED THE PLANE TO FOLLOW HIM.
WE ALL GOT ON OUR MACHINE GUNS.
THE NR PLANE TURNED AROUND AND FLEW ABOVE US.
ASF TURNED THE PLANE AROUND AGAIN.
WE ALL SHOT AT THE PLANE BUT IT WAS EVADING MOST OF THE BULLETS.
FINALLY WE HIT A WING AND THE PLANE FELL DOWN.
"ALRIGHT" ASF SAID. "WERE GONNA NEED 2 PEOPLE TO PARACHUTE DOWN TO THAT PLANE AND CHECK IT OUT"
"I'LL GO" WOOD SAID.
"I'LL GO" I QUICKLY SAID.
WE PUT ON OUR PARACHUTES AND DROPPED DOWN TO THE PLANE.
WE HIT THE GROUND AND TOOK OUR PARACHUTES OF.
THE PLANE FLEW AHEAD OF US OFF TO SEARCH FOR MORE PLANES.
THE PLANE IN FRONT OF US WAS WRECKED.
IT WAS ON FIRE AND ALL THE WINDOWS WERE SMASHED.
WOOD KICKED THE PLANE OPEN AND WENT INSIDE.
I FOLLOWED.
THERE WAS SOMEONE IN THE PILOTS SEAT.
ME AND WOOD WALKED TO IT CAREFULLY.
THEN THE PILOT GOT UP AND POINTED TWO GUNS AT ME AND WOOD.
IT WAS SKY.
"SKY?" I SAID.
"HELLO JAMEZ" SKY SAID.

"DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE ME AGAIN DID YOU JAMEZ" SKY SAID.
DARKY CAME UP BEHIND ME AND WOOD WITH A SHOTGUN.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA WTF IS THIS" I SAID.
"WE ARE GETTING PAID A LOT" SKY SAID. "WERE NOT GONNA LET YOU AND SOME CUNT FROM REAL LIFE KILL US"
"GETTING PAID FOR WHAT??" I SAID.
"ISNT IT OBVIOUS?" WOOD SAID. "THEY'RE WORKING FOR NR."
"THE WOMAN IS SMART." SKY SAID. "FOR A WOMAN..."
"WAIT." I SAID. "SUNNY AND RK KILLED YOU GUYS. I WATCHED. EAZY THOUGHT I WAS WHITE. I REMEMBER."
"NO, RK AND SUNNY KILLED OUR CLONES." SKY SAID.
"WTF." I SAID.
"EAZY MADE CLONES OF US FOR A2." SKY SAID. "WE WERE HEADING OVER TO A2 OURSELVES TO KILL THEM BUT SUNNY AND RK BEAT US TO IT."
"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WORKING WITH NR" I SAID.
"WE HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES AND WE PICKED NR." SKY SAID.
"YEAH THEYRE MORE MATURE" DARKY SAID.
"WTF HOW." I SAID.
"LOOK WERE JUST GONNA BE HONEST. WE FUCKING HATE YOU JAMEZ." DARKY SAID.
"YEAH....WE JUST WANTED TO BE AWAY FROM YOU.." SKY SAID.
"SO IT ALL COMES OUT." I SAID. "DOESNT IT?"
"MEH. DARKY KILL HIM" SKY SAID.
THEN WOOD TURNED AROUND AND PUNCHED DARKY. SHE TOOK THE SHOTGUN OUT OF HIS HANDS.
SHE TURNED AROUND AND POINTED AT SKY.
"OH FUCK WHO IS THIS GIRL SHE WASNT IN FINR 1." SKY SAID.
"SHES A NEWCOMER." I SAID. "BESIDES HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU WERE ONLY IN THE FIRST 8 CHAPTERS..."
"SO WHAT. HYPER WAS IN ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER AND I WAS STILL MORE IMPORTANT THAN HIM." SKY SAID.
"TRUE.." I SAID.
"STOP TALKING!" WOOD SAID. "SRSLY WHATS WITH YOU JAMEZ? YOU DONT TAKE YOUR JOB SRSLY!"
WOOD SHOT AT SKY BUT MISSED.
"WHOA WHOA I SURRENDER!" SKY SAID.
"THIS IS FUCKING WAR IDC" WOOD SAID.
"THIS BITCH IS CRAZY" DARKY SAID.
SKY HELD HIS GUNS TIGHT.
"SWEAR TO GOD YOULL BOTH DIE" SKY SAID.
"AND SO WILL YOU" WOOD SAID.
"NO HE WONT" DARKY SAID.
DARKY GRABBED WOOD.
"SHOT THEM NOW!" DARK SAID.
I PUSHED DARKY AND WOOD DOWN AND WE EVADED THE GUN FIRE.
I SLAMMED DARKY'S HEAD ON THE GROUND AND WOOD ESCAPED FROM HIS GRIP.
"WOOD LETS GTFO" I SAID.
WE RAN OUT THE AIRPLANE.
OUTSIDE WERE DRAG, KIRIN, AND GEN.
"OH FUCK" I SAID. "UHH...LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A GUY WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN TIERS"
"OMFG WHERE" THEY ALL SAID.
ME AND WOOD RAN AWAY INTO A DEEP FOREST.
"WOW JAMEZ THANKS" WOOD SAID.
"MEH" I SAID. "ITS WHAT I DO. I GOT TO THE 5TH LEVEL YOU KNOW."
"YES. I KNOW." WOOD SAID. "BUT HOW WILL WE GET BACK TO THE REST OF THE GROUP."
"WE WALK BACK TO A2." I SAID.
"WALK? BUT THATS ATLEAST A COUPLE OF MILES.." WOOD SAID.
"A COUPLE OF MILES??" I SAID. "GIRL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. ON OUR ADVENTURE WE HAD TO WALK ACROSS ASIA. A-FUCKING-SIA. THEN WE GOT TO AFRICA, AND WE HAD TO WALK ACROSS THAT. A COUPLE OF MILES. PSSH."
"FINE." WOOD SAID. "ILL WALK. BUT WHICH DIRECTION IS IT."
"HM. I GUESS WE CAN ASK." I SAID. "WHERE ARE WE ANYWAYS."
"WOOD'S WOODS." WOOD SAID. "MY GRANDFATHER CAME UP WITH THE NAME FOR IT A LONG TIME AGO."
"OH WELL SINCE THESE ARE YOUR FAMILY'S WOODS YOU PROLLY KNOW THE WAY AROUND THESE PARTS" I SAID.
"NOPE. I WAS NEVER ALLOWED IN." WOOD SAID. "IT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS HERE."
"WHY" I SAID.
"SOMETHING TO DO WITH DEMONS." WOOD SAID.
"SO ARE WE GOING TO BE ABLE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS OR WHAT" I SAID.
"OH YEAH, CRAZY PEOPLE LIVE OUT HERE ALL THE TIME." WOOD SAID. "MOST GO MISSING."
WE WALKED DEEPER INTO THE WOODS.
WOOD'S WOODS WAS DIFFERENT. FIRST OF ALL THE TREE TRUNKS WERE VERY LIGHT BLUE. THE LEAVES WERE EITHER DARK GREEN OR VERY LIGHT PINK. THERE WERE PILES OF LEAVES EVERYWHERE AND TWIGS AND OTHER STUFF.
I PICKED UP A LEAF AND LOOKED AT IT.
IT HAD SOME WEIRD PATTERN ON IT.
"HM" I SAID.
I TOSSED IT ON THE GROUND.
WE KEPT WALKING AND CRUNCHING THE TWIGS AND FALLEN LEAVES.
"SO UH" I SAID. "HOW ARE YOU AND BRANDON"
"UM IDK" WOOD SAID. "FINE I GUESS"
"WHYS HE SUCH A DICK" I SAID.
"IDK HE ALWAYS TRIES TO BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING." WOOD SAID. "KIND OF ANNOYING."
"DUH" I SAID.
"SHHHH.." WOOD SAID.
SHE PUT HER HAND ON MY CHEST TO STOP ME.
RK AND ICE WERE WALKING IN FRONT OF US.
"FUCK" I SAID.
"SHH!" WOOD SAID.
WOOD PULLED ME BEHIND A TREE.
"WHO'S THERE?" ICE SAID.
"OGOD OGOD FINGER IN ARM..." I SAID.
"HYPER GO CHECK DOWN THERE." RK SAID.
WE HEARD HYPER'S FOOTSTEPS CRUSHING THE LEAVES.
"WHAT DO WE DO??" I SAID.
"I DONT KNOW...!" WOOD SAID.
I SHOT OUT MY ROYAL BLADES.
"CMON HYPER...CMON..." I SAID.
WOOD STEPPED BACK.
HYPER STEPPED IN FRONT OF US AND I SWUNG MY BLADES AT HIM BUT HE BLOCKED MY ATTACKED WITH SOME RED BAT. I REALIZED THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE BLOOD BAT.
HYPER SMACKED THE BAT ACROSS MY FACE AND MY CHEEK BURNED.
"AH!" I SAID.
HYPER BEAT THE BAT OVER MY HEAD. I WAS BURNED AGAIN.
I FELL ON THE GROUND.
HE HIT WOOD AND SHE WAS ELECTROCUTED.
SHE FELL NEXT TO ME.
"GOT EM" HYPER SAID.
ICE WALKED OVER.
"GOOD." ICE SAID.
ICE TOOK OUT A POCKET KNIFE.
HYPER WALKED BACK TO RK.
"I'LL CATCH UP GUYS" ICE SAID. "JUST GO"
I LOOKED UP AT ICE.
SHE KICKED MY HEAD.
"WHICH ONE FIRST..." ICE SAID. "HOW ABOUT....YOU"
ICE PULLED WOOD CLOSER TO HER.
"NO!!" I SAID.
I GOT UP AND RAN INTO ICE. BOTH MY BLADES SUNK INTO HER STOMACH. WE SLAMMED AGAINST A TREE AND I TOOK MY BLADES OUT.
"..." ICE SAID.
I RAN BACK TO WOOD.
"WOOD GET UP WOOD CMON" I SAID.
WOOD GOT UP SLOWLY AND THEN WE STARTED RUNNING.
WE STARTED RUNNING AND SOON THE GROUND BELOW US STARTED TURNING INTO ICE.
"WHATS HAPPENING?" WOOD SAID.
"IDK ANYTHING ABOUT ICE" I SAID. "SHES A NEWCOMER"
MY FOOT GOT CAUGHT ON SOMETHING AND I SLID BACK TO ICE.
I REALIZED THAT ICE WAS DRAGGING ME BACK WITH...ICE.
"WTF." I SAID.
I WAS DRAGGED BACK TO ICE. I JUST LAID THERE WHILE SHE LOOKED AT ME.
"HI." I SAID.
ICE CRUSHED MY ARM WITH HER FOOT.
"AHHHH!!" I SAID. "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM??"
ICE FROZE MY FACE.
I COULDN'T BREATH. I WAS GOING TO DIE.
I SQUIRMED MY BODY AROUND EXCEPT MY BROKEN ARM.
I FELT DIZZY.
THEN ICE UNFROZE MY FACE.
I GASPED FOR AIR.
BEFORE I COULD EXHALE ICE FROZE MY FACE AGAIN.
SHE WAS PRETTY MUCH PLAYING WITH ME.
SHE UNFROZE AND FROZE ME MANY TIMES.
THEN, SHE FROZE MY BODY.
"STOP!!" I SAID.
"WHAT?" SHE SAID.
"STO-" I SAID.
SHE FROZE MY FACE.
MY MOUTH WAS OPEN WHEN SHE FROZE ME SO ICE WENT RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT. THE INSIDE OF MY BODY WAS FREEZING. I COULDN'T BREATH, PLUS I WAS CHOKING, PLUS MY ORGANS WERE SHUTTING DOWN.
SHE UNFROZE EVERYTHING AND I RETURNED TO NORMAL.
I GOT UP AND TRIED RUNNING AWAY FROM HER, BUT I SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND SMASHED MY FACE.
ICE FROZE MY LEGS.
THEN SHE WALKED OVER TO ME AND STOMPED ON MY BROKEN ARM.
"OOOOOWW!!" I SAID. "STOP DOING THIS PLEASE!"
"MAKE ME" ICE SAID.
ICE UNFROZE ME.
I KNEW I COULDNT TAKE HER SO I JUST STAYED DOWN.
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT" ICE SAID.
THEN WOOD CAME AND KICKED ICE INTO A TREE.
I GOT UP AND STARTED RUNNING WITH WOOD AGAIN.
WE ESCAPED INTO THE DEEP WOODS. ICE EITHER LOST US OR LET US GO.
"OKAY LETS JUST GTFO OF HERE.." WOOD SAID.
"YEAH MY ARM IS BROKEN.." I SAID.
"AND BLEEDING.." WOOD SAID.
I LOOKED AT MY ARM. THE BONE WAS STICKING OUT AND BLOOD WAS FLOWING OUT.
"OH GOD DAMMIT." I SAID.
"HERE I'LL GET THAT" WOOD SAID.
"YOU CAN FIX IT?" I SAID.
"I KNOW I THING OR TWO ABOUT MEDICAL" WOOD SAID. "WE DONT HAVE MUCH SUPPLIES OUT HERE THOUGH. I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN TO HOLD IT TOGETHER."
I SAT DOWN AND LEANED AGAINST A TREE.
WOOD PUSHED MY BONES BACK IN A WIPED THE BLOOD WITH LEAVES.
I WATCHED FOR ICE OR RK OR HYPER OR THE SMALL ONE.
SOON WOOD FINISHED. I WOUND WAS STILL THERE AND MY ARM WAS TILL BROKEN BUT ATLEAST IT WAS BETTER.
"THANKS WOOD..." I SAID.
"YEAH WELL LETS HURRY" WOOD SAID. "I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN HELP US OUT OF HERE."
"DOES HE LIVE HERE?" I SAID.
"OH YEAH" WOOD SAID. "HES A SRS BADASS. NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING."
"OOH WHATS HIS NAME" I SAID.
"YOU'LL SEE." WOOD SAID.
WE WALKED UP TO AN OLD WOODEN CABIN.
THERE WAS A MOTORCYCLE PARKED NEXT TO IT.
"HM COOL" I SAID.
WOOD KNOCKED ON THE DOOR.
THE DOOR OPENED AND WE WALKED IN.
"OH HEY WOOD" A FAMILIAR VOICE SAID.
I TURNED IN HORROR.
THERE IN FRONT OF US, WAS THE LITTLE BUNNY.
RA.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I SAID. "AHHHHH HES A RAPIST HE RAPED ME IN THE MOUTH"
"WHAT?" WOOD SAID.
"OH ITS YOU." RA SAID. "LOOK IM SORRY I DONT RAPE GIRLS OFTEN.."
"..IM A GUY.." I SAID.
"YOU'RE A GUY?????????" RA SAID. "OH MY GOD"
RA THREW UP EVERYWHERE.
"RA..RA!" WOOD SAID. "CAN YOU JUST HELP US OUT OF HERE?"
"IM SO SORRY" RA SAID. "ITS JUST THAT YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A GIRL AND YOU SCREAMED LIKE ONE.."
"IM STILL TRYING TO GET THE TASTE OF BUNNY CUM OUT OF MY MOUTH" I SAID.
"IM SORRY IM SORRY..." RA SAID. "LOOK, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS FORREST AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN, OKAY?"
"FIEN" I SAID.
RA LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW.
"GET DOWN, A2." RA SAID. "THOSE ASSHOLE DEMONS ARE HERE."
"GAH WHERE DO WE HIDE" I SAID.
"UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS" RA SAID. "HURRY, HURRY."
WE LIFTED A FLOOR BOARD AND HID UNDER IT. IT WAS PRETTY TIGHT UNDER THERE.
RA OPENED THE DOOR.
"RK, ICE." RA SAID. "ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE GUESTS."
"RA." RK SAID. "WHERE ARE THEY."
"WHO?" RA SAID.
"WE FUCKING SAW THEM COME IN HERE" ICE SAID.
"IM NOT FOLLOWING...?" RA SAID.
RK KICKED RA.
RA HIT THE WALL.
"YOU BETTER TELL US OR IM GOING TO RIP YOU HEAD OFF" RK SAID.
"I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" RA SAID.
"DID THEY LEAVE THROUGH THE BACK?" RK SAID.
"WHO??" RA SAID.
ICE GRABBED RA AND HELD HIM TO HER FACE.
"LISTEN YOU FUCKING CUTE FUCK" ICE SAID. "TELL US WHERE THEY ARE OR IM GOING TO FUCKING EAT YOU LIKE A SNAKE."
RA HEADBUTTED ICE.
"RUN KIDS RUN!" RA SAID.
RA THREW A MATCH ON THE GROUND AND THE WHOLE PLACE BLEW UP IN FLAMES.
WHILE WOOD AND I WERE UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS.
RA JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.
ICE FROZE THE WHOLE PLACE AND THE FIRE STOPPED.
ME AND WOOD WERE TRAPPED UNDER ICE.
"FUCKING RABBIT" RK SAID.
"THEYRE HERE SOMEWHERE" ICE SAID. "I CAN SMALL THE MEXICAN."
"ACTUALLY IM MEXIWHITE" I SAID.
"THERE HE IS" ICE SAID.
ICE SMASHED THROUGH THE ICE AND GRABBED ME.
I WAS PULLED UP.

WE LEFT EARLY IN THE MORNING.
ZERO YAWNED.
"WHERE ARE WE GOING" ZERO SAID.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAGGOT" ICE SAID.
"SORRY." ZERO SAID.
WE HIKED ALL THE WAY TO SOME STRANGE WOODS.
"WHATS THIS" ZERO SAID.
"WOOD'S WOODS." RK SAID.
"WHAT'S WOOD'S WOODS?" ZERO ASKED.
RK SIGHED.
"WOOD'S WOODS IS THE ENTRANCE TO THE SECOND WORLD." RK SAID. "IT'S DEMON'S GROUND."
"SECOND WORLD?" ZERO SAID.
"OH MY GOD THIS KID IS RETARDED" ICE SAID.
"YOU'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE" RK SAID. "THERE'S ALSO A WEAPON HERE.."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" ZERO SAID.
"CAN'T YOU FEEL IT?" RK SAID.
"HM. NOT REALLY." ZERO SAID.
I COULD FEEL IT. OR I THOUGHT I FELT IT. SOME WEIRD VIBE IN MY HANDS.
WE WALKED INTO THE FORREST. IT WAS AN ODD FORREST. BUT IT MADE ME FEEL RELAXED.
WE KEPT WALKING.
"HOW MUCH LONGER." ZERO SAID.
"I SWEAR TO SUNNY I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW" ICE SAID.
ZERO NEEDED TO LEARN TO STOP TALKING. I THINK ICE WAS REALLY GOING TO KILL HIM ONE DAY.
RK SEEMED DIFFERENT. HE SEEMED TIRED. OR WORN OUT.
SOMETHING WAS STRANGE.
"THERE IT IS!" ZERO SAID.
ZERO POINTED TO A DARK RED BAT ON THE GROUND.
ZERO RAN TO THE BAT. ICE FROZE HIM.
ICE WALKED PAST HIM AND PICKED UP THE BAT. SHE SWUNG AT THE ICE, AND IT MELTED THE ICE.
ZERO SHIVERED ON THE GROUND.
"I DON'T NEED THIS" ICE SAID. "MMMMMMM...YOU."
ICE TOSSED ME THE BAT. I CAUGHT IT.
"GREAT JUST TWO MORE." RK SAID.
ICE AND RK STARTED WALKING AHEAD OF US.
ME AND ZERO ADMIRED THE BAT.
"WHO'S THERE?" ICE SAID.
ME AND ZERO CAUGHT UP TO RK AND ICE.
"HYPER GO CHECK DOWN THERE" RK SAID.
RK NODDED HIS HEAD IN THE DIRECTION HE WANTED ME TO GO.
I WALKED DOWN PAST THE TREES CRUNCHING IN THE GRASS. I HAD A FEELING SOMEONE WAS GOING TO POPUP.
MY FOOTSTEPS CRUSHED THE LEAVES. I HEARD WHISPERS BEHIND ONE OF THE TREES.
I TOOK A STEP AND JAMEZ JUMPED OUT AND SWUNG HIS BLADES AT ME. I QUICKLY BLOCKED THEM WITH MY BAT.
I SMACKED THE BAT ACROSS JAMEZ'S FACE AND HE BURNED.
"AH!" JAMEZ SAID.
I BEAT THE BAT OVER HIS HEAD. JAMEZ WAS BURNED AGAIN. JAMEZ FELL DOWN.
I HIT THIS ONE GIRL OVER THE HEAD AND SHE WAS ELECTROCUTED. SHE FELL DOWN NEXT TO JAMEZ.
"GOT EM" I SAID.
I LOOKED DOWN AT JAMEZ STRUGGLING.
I WALKED BACK TO RK.
"GOOD" ICE SAID.
ICE WALKED OVER. SHE TOOK OUT A POCKET KNIFE.
"I'LL CATCH UP GUYS JUST GO." ICE SAID.
RK SHOOK HIS HEAD.
"CMON GUYS." HE SAID.
WE FOLLOWED RK DEEPER INTO THE FORREST.
FINALLY WE STOPPED AT A SPARKLING BLUE LAKE.
"ALRIGHT GUYS." RK SAID. "JUMP IN."
RK JUMPED INTO THE LAKE. HE DIDN'T COME BACK UP.
ME AND ZERO LOOKED AT EACHOTHER.
WE BOTH JUMPED IN.
I FELL ONTO A STONE PLATFORM.
THERE WERE WALLS EVERYWHERE.
"CMON." RK SAID.
RK LED US THROUGH THE PLATFORM.
AT LAST WE CAME TO ZIRO.
"RK!" ZIRO SAID.
"ZIRO." RK SAID.
"YOU LOOK TIRED." ZIRO SAID.
"WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY." RK SAID. "WHERE'S SUNNY"
"WHERE DO YOU THINK" ZIRO SAID.
"CMON GUYS" RK SAID.
WE FOLLOWED RK PAST SOME MORE WALLS.
FINALLY WE CAME TO SUNNY.
ICORNA AND THE 2 OTHER ANGELS WERE IN CELLS AND SUNNY WAS WATCHING THEM.
"YOU ARE MAKING A BIIIIIIIG MISTAKE BUDDY" ICORNA SAID. "I KNOW PEOPLE"
"YEAH OKAY" SUNNY SAID.
SUNNY SHOT A BLAST OF FIRE INTO ICORNA'S CELL.
"AHHHHHHH" ICORNA SAID.
WHEN THE FIRE STOPPED, ICORNA SEEMED UNDAMAGED.
WHAT WAS THIS WORLD?
RK COUGHED.
SUNNY TURNED AROUND.
"RK." SUNNY SAID. "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG."
"WE HAD TO GO AFTER THE ROYAL BLADES, SUNNY." RK SAID.
"AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT...YOU FAILED?" SUNNY SAID.
"IT WAS THOSE DAMN HEROES." RK SAID. "THE STUPID ONE HAS THE BLADES."
"NICK." SUNNY SAID. "DAMN HIM."
"...NO." RK SAID. "JAMEZ."
"OH." SUNNY SAID.
"ALSO SUNNY" RK SAID. "ICE IS OUT"
"DAMMIT TELL ME YOU GOT THE FUCKING APPLE" SUNNY SAID.
"NO, BUT NIETHER DID SHE." RK SAID.
"WELL WHO DID?" SUNNY SAID.
"..COREY." RK SAID.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" SUNNY SAID.
"THE OLD GEEZER GOT TO IT BEFORE ME." RK SAID. "REMEMBER, I HAD TO CLIMB UP AN ENTIRE FUCKING ENDLESS BLACK HOLE?"
"KILL HIM." SUNNY SAID.
"WHAT?" RK SAID.
"KILL. COREY." SUNNY SAID.
"IDHJFIHJFS FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS!!!" ICORNA SAID.
SUNNY BLASTED ANOTHER FIRE INTO HIS CELL.
"AWWWWW JESUS" ICORNA SAID.
"SUNNY, I CAN'T KILL COREY. HE'S SATAN." RK SAID.
"NO, RK, I AM SATAN." SUNNY SAID.
"NO SUNNY." RK SAID. "YOU'RE DEAD."
SUNNY SWIPED AT RK BUT IT FAZED THROUGH RK LIKE SUNNY WAS SOME SORT OF GHOST.
"GRRR" SUNNY SAID. "JUST SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM. KILL HIM. BESIDES, HE'S A WEAK OLD FUCK."
"OR..." I SAID.
I ENTERED A CONVERSATION FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
"WE COULD JUST SET UP COREY?" I SAID.
"HOW?" RK SAID.
"NO I SEE WHAT HE'S SAYING." SUNNY SAID. "GET A COUPLE ANGELS ON COREY. THEN HE'S DEAD."
"BUT HOW DO WE GET ANGELS?" RK SAID.
"LOOK." SUNNY SAID. "YOU GOT SHIDO. YOU CAN MANIPULATE THOSE KIDS EASILY. JUST LIKE YOU CAN MANIPULATE COREY."
"UGH" RK SAID. "I NEED TO GO BACK UP TO THE SURFACE. I THINK ICE IS IN TROUBLE."
"SHE IS" SUNNY SAID.
BEING A DEMON WAS A BIT WEIRD. WE COULD ALL FEEL EACH OTHER AND SENSE WEIRD THINGS. NOTHING LIKE BEING AN ANGEL.
RK RAN BACK.
ME AND ZERO STARTED FOLLOWING HIM BUT SUNNY TOLD US TO COME BACK.
WE TURNED AROUND AND WALKED BACK TO SUNNY.
"YES?" ZERO SAID.
"WATCH OUT FOR ICE" SUNNY SAID.
"WE WILL" ZERO SAID.
"SUNNY.." I SAID. "WHAT IS THIS PLACE?"
"WELL..." SUNNY SAID. "YOU CAN NEVER COMPLETELY KILL SOMEONE. WHEN A DEMON DIES WE GO HERE. SIMILAR TO THE PORTAL BRADLEY WAS TRAPPED IN."
"WHY ARE THEY HERE?" I ASKED.
I POINTED AT ICORNA.
"WHEN AN ANGEL IS KILLED BY A DEMON THEY'RE SENT HERE." SUNNY SAID.
"CHEF? SHADOW?" I SAID.
SUNNY SIGHED.
"LOOK. ANGELS AREN'T EXACTLY TRAPPED HERE LIKE US DEMONS. CHEF AND SHADOW WERE ABLE TO ESCAPE. SEE, DOWN HERE, WE ARE NOTHING. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HURT ANYONE ARE THESE FIREBLASTS AND THEY ARE INCREDIBLY WEAK. ICORNA'S JUST A PUSSY." SUNNY SAID.
"YOU GET SUNBURNNED BAD!" ICORNA SAID.
"THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP AN ANGEL HERE IS TO PUT IT IN THESE CELLS." SUNNY SAID.
"I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA!" ICORNA SAID.
"STFU" SUNNY SAID.
SUNNY BLASTED ICORNA AGAIN.
"AHHHHHHHHHH" ICORNA SAID.
"AND WE CAN COME IN AND OUT OF HERE AS MUCH AS WE LIKE?" I ASKED.
"YES, A DEMON OR ANGEL CAN COME IN, BUT THEY CAN'T FREE ANYONE. THEY ALSO CAN'T HURT ANYONE. WE'RE LIKE A ZOO." SUNNY SAID. "NOW, HURRY AND GET BACK TO THE REAL WORLD."
ME AND ZERO STARTED RUNNING BACK.
I TURNED BACK TO SUNNY.
"IMMA REVIVE YOU SUNNY" I SAID.
"I KNOW YOU ARE, HYPER." SUNNY SAID.
I STARTED RUNNING AGAIN.
"BYE HYPER!" ZIRO SHOUTED TO ME.
I RAN AND JUMPED INTO THE REAL WORLD.
WHEN I GOT TO THE REAL WORLD ZERO WAS THERE.
"WHERE'S RK AND ICE?" ZERO SAID.
"HM. DUNNO." I SAID.
I USED THE BAT TO SCRATCH THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
A SMALL BUNNY HOPPED BY.
"BUNNY!" ZERO SAID.
ZERO PICKED UP THE BUNNY.
"HEY LET GO OF ME YA UGLY KID" THE BUNNY SAID.
"...WTF?" ZERO SAID.
ZERO DROPPED THE RABBIT.
THE RABBIT FLIPPED US BOTH OFF.
"AW WELL FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" I SAID.
"WHATEVER" THE RABBIT SAID.
HE HOPPED OFF FAST.
"WHAT IF THAT WAS GOD...?" ZERO SAID.
"ZERO, THAT WASNT GOD" I SAID.
"SCARY" ZERO SAID.
ME AND ZERO WANDERED THE FORREST.
I HEARD SOMEONE BEHIND US.
I TURNED AROUND.
"IT FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!!!!!" I SAID.
I TURNED BACK AROUND AND KEPT WALKING.
AFTER A WHILE WE REACHED THE EDGE OF THE FORREST.
ZERO YAWNED.
"STILL TIRED." ZERO SAID.
"WELL, I CAN'T FIND THEM LET'S JUST GO BACK TO HELL." I SAID.

I KICKED ICE. SHE LET GO OF ME AND MY ASS LANDED ON THE ICE.
"OUCH" I SAID.
WOOD BUSTED THROUGH THE ICE.
"LET'S GO!" WOOD SAID.
SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.
"WELL FUCK GURL WAIT 4 ME" I SAID.
RK RAN TO ME BUT I SHOT OUT MY BLADES.
RK TOOK A STEP BACK.
"WHAT? WHAT??" I SAID.
THEN I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.
"OW" I SAID.
"HURRY!!" WOOD SAID.
WOOD RAN. I FOLLOWED.
WE RAN FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES BEFORE I REALIZED WE WERE LEAVING A TRAIL.
"THE LEAVES..." I SAID.
"WHAT ABOUT THEM?" WOOD SAID.
"WERE LEAVING A TRAIL.." I SAID.
WOOD LOOKED DOWN AT THE CRUSHED LEAVES.
"DAMMIT" SHE SAID. "WE'LL SPLIT UP"
I RAN TO THE LEFT AND WOOD RAN TO THE RIGHT.
AFTER WE SPLIT UP, I REALIZED THERE WERE TWO DEMONS FOLLOWING US AND THEY COULD JUST SPLIT UP AND CATCH BOTH OF US AS WELL.
GOD DAMMIT.
I KEPT RUNNING THOUGH. I RAN LIKE A BLACK MAN.
I KEPT RUNNING EVEN THOUGH I WAS TIRED.
FINALLY I STOPPED BEHIND A ROCK.
SOME SALESMEN WERE HIDING BEHIND IT TOO.
"IT FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!!" HYPER SAID.
"I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON TO US.." ONE OF THE SALESMEN SAID.
"GOD DAMN PUSSIES" I SAID.
I KEPT RUNNING. HYPER DIDN'T NOTICE.
I RAN UNTIL I WAS OUT OF THE FORREST.
RA WAS THERE.
"OHEY" RA SAID.
"WHERE'S WOOD?" I SAID.
"IDUNNO" RA SAID. "I DIDNT EVEN THINK YOU KIDS WERE STILL ALIVE."
"WELL THAT'S POSITIVE." I SAID.
"I'M JUST BEING REALISTIC." RA SAID. "WOOD IS PROBABLY BEING TORTURED BY ICE."
"NO, I WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!" I SAID.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK INTO THAT GIANT FORREST." RA SAID. "HELL, I'M NOT GOING, THERE'S DEMONS THERE."
"OH YOU'RE GOING, RABBIST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO DRAG YOU IN THERE MYSELF." I SAID.
"GOOD LUCK CATCHING A RABBIT!" RA SAID.
RA SHOT OFF INTO THE DISTANCE LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET.
"DAMN RABBITS AND THEIR SUPERSONIC SPEED." I SAID.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES AND TROTTED BACK INTO THE FORREST.
IT WAS NIGHT NOW, AND CREEPY.
THE TREES ALMOST SEEMED TO BE ALIVE.
I CREPT AROUND CAREFULLY.
"WOOOOOD?" I HALF-WHISPERED.
I HEARD CRUNCHING BEHIND ME.
I TURNED AROUND.
"WHO'S THERE..?" I SAID.
I PULLED OUT MY BLADES.
I BACKED UP. I HIT SOMETHING.
"AHHH!!" I SAID.
I TURNED AROUND.
IT WAS A TREE.
"OH THANK GOD" I SAID.
I TURNED BACK AROUND AND SAW SOME GUY IN FRONT OF ME.
HE WAS WEARING A BLUE HOODED CAPEISH THING.
IT PRETTY MUCH COVERED HIS WHOLE BODY.
AND HE WORE A CREEPY MASK. IT WAS A FACE GIVING A GIANT SMILE, NO NOSE, AND TWO HALF-CIRCLE EYES.
HIS HOODED CAPE BLEW IN THE SLIGHT BREEZE.
"...HI...." I SAID.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK.
WHAT WAS HE? A DEMON?
WELL HE WAS VERY CREEPY.
I TOOK NOTICE IN HIS BLUE HOODED CAPE.
IT WAS THE ROYAL HOOD.
"UH EXCUSE ME" I SAID. "THAT HOOD YOU'RE WEARING...WELL..IT'S SORT OF MINE."
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK.
I COULD FEEL HIS EYES STARING AT ME EVEN THOUGH I COULDN'T SEE THEM.
I STARTED TO GET A LITTLE SCARED.
"...YEAH I KIND OF NEED IT.." I SAID.
HE WALKED AROUND IN A CIRCLE, LOOKED TO THE GROUND, AND THEN SLOWLY TO ME.
"...WHO ARE YOU?" I SAID.
HE STARED AT ME.
"EDDY. SUPEREDDY." HE SAID.
AND THEN SUPEREDDY JUMPED UP INTO THE TREETOPS. I HEARD THEM RUSTLE A BIT.
"WELL THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY." I SAID. "WOOOOOOD?"
"JAMEZ!" I HEARD WOOD SAY.
I LOOKED AROUND.
"WOOD?" I SAID.
"JAMEZ!" SHE SAID.
THEN I SAW HER.
"WOOOOD!!" I SAID.
I RAN UP TO HER AND HUGGED HER.
"JAMEZ, THIS IS A LITTLE CLOSE." WOOD SAID.
"OSRY" I SAID.
I LET GO OF HER.
"WHERE'D YOU GO?" I ASKED.
"WELL, BOTH RK AND ICE FOLLOWED ME, SO I HAD TO SHAKE THEM OFF BY DOING SOMETHING THAT THE WRITER DOESNT FEEL LIKE THINKING OF." WOOD SAID.
"OH COOL." I SAID. "SO LET'S GET BACK TO A2?"
"LET'S TRY.." WOOD SAID.
WE WALKED OUT OF THE WOODS.
"SO, WHICH WAY BACK TO A2?" I SAID.
"HMMM" WOOD SAID. "I DONT KNOW."
"...WELL THIS IS FUCKING GREAT" I SAID.
I SAT DOWN ON THE GRASS.
"DON'T WORRY JAMEZ, SOMEONE WILL COME FOR US" WOOD SAID.
WOOD SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME.
"I GUEEEEEESSSS." I SAID.
I PICKED A PIECE OF GRASS.
I FLICKED IT OFF.
"YOU JUST KILLED THAT GRASS." WOOD SAID.
"SO?" I SAID.
"WHAT DID GRASS EVER DO TO YOU" WOOD SAID.
"LOL" I SAID.
I LAID DOWN IN THE GRASS.
I SIGHED.
"DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT'S UP THERE?" I SAID.
"LIKE WHAT?" WOOD SAID.
"IDK...MAYBE SOMEONE UP THERE IS WONDERING WHAT IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE." I SAID.
"I GUESS." WOOD SAID. "DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER GET TO MEET THEM?"
"...NO YOU FUCKING STUPID WHORE. NOW GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN." I SAID.
I GOT UP.
"WE CAN'T SLEEP HERE. CREEPY MCCREEPERSON WILL KILL US IN OUR SLEEP." I SAID.
"WHO?" WOOD SAID.
"THIS CREEPY SUPEREDDY GUY I JUST SAW." I SAID.
"HM. NEVER HEARD OF HIM." WOOD SAID. "ANYWAYS YEAH LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE."
WE WALKED DOWN THE GRASS SOME MORE.
I LOOKED OUT INTO THE PLAIN GRASSY FIELD.
"GREAT." I SAID. "BUGS. EVERYWHERE."
I WALKED THROUGH THE GRASS.
THEN WE HEARD HOWLING.
"OH NO JAMEZ" WOOD SAID. "WOLVES"
"WOLVES?" I SAID. "I'M READY FOR EM. UNLESS THEY BITE..."
THEN WE HEARD GROWLING.
I LOOKED AND SAW A WOLF IN FRONT OF US.
"OKAY NO BITING CAUSE THATS NOT FAIR" I SAID.
"WHAAAAT?" THE WOLF SAID. "I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!"
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING" WOOD SAID.
"WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WANTED TO PLAY MARIO PARTY WITH US" THE WOLF SAID.
"MEH SURE" I SAID.
"BTW IT'S 8" THE WOLF SAID.
"AW HELL NO" I SAID.
"..AW." THE WOLF SAID. "SORRY WOLFIE, THEY DIDNT WANT TO PLAY"
"THEN THE GAY WOLVES CLAN SEARCH FOR MARIO PARTY PLAYERS CONTINUES!" I HEARD ANOTHER WOLF SAY.
"...WOOD" I SAID. "LETS GTFO.."
ME AND WOOD WALKED FURTHER.
FINALLY WE REACHED A GIANT HOLE.
"THIS HOLE USED TO BE FILLED WITH ENDLESS JOLLY RANCHERS" WOOD SAID.
"JESUS WHAT HAPPENED DID IZZY GET HERE" I SAID.
"NO...THEY MELTED." WOOD SAID.
I LOOKED DOWN THE HOLE. THERE WAS A RAINBOW OF MELTED COLORS AT THE BOTTOM.
"ATLEAST IT WASNT ON MY MOMS NEW LEATHER CAR SEATS. SHE'D PROBABLY GET SOOOO PISSED." I SAID.
WE WALKED FURTHER ON AND THEN DECIDED TO REST ON THE GROUND.
WE STARTED PLAYING THAT WHAT IF GAME. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU SAY WHAT IF BLAHBLAHBLAH AND THEN THEY ANSWER IT AND THEN YOU GET BORED AFTER 5 MINUTES?
"HMMM." WOOD SAID. "WHAT IF...A WHALE MATED WITH A CROCODILE?"
"...THEY HAVE." I SAID. "THAT'S HOW STEPH WAS BORN. NOW...WHAT IF....SUNNY AND NICK SWITCHED BODIES?"
"EW SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE PLOT FOR A STUPID STORY" WOOD SAID. "HM...WHAT IF...."
WOOD LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS DOING SOME SERIOUS THINKING.
"WHAT IF...." SHE SAID. "ME AND YOU WERE DATING"
"YES I WILL MARRY YOU" I SAID.
"WHAT?" WOOD SAID.
"WHAT." I SAID.
WE DECIDED TO GO TO SLEEP.
WHEN I WOKE UP IZZY WAS THERE.
"WELL" IZZY SAID. "YOU CERTAINLY MAKE US SEARCH FOR YOUR ASS DONT YOU"
"WUH?" I SAID.
"JAMEZ YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" NICK SAID.
NICK SLAPPED ME.
"WE WERE WORRIED SICK!" NICK SAID.
WE WERE IN A HELICOPTER GOING UP.
"WHERE'S WOOD?" I SAID.
"AT A2" IZZY SAID. "WHEN ASF CAME TO PICK YOU GUYS UP HE ONLY PICKED UP WOOD. ON PURPOSE."
"THAT DICK!" I SAID.
COLTEN WAS FLYING THE HELICOPTER.
"OH HEY WHEAT THIN." I SAID.
"MY NAME IS FUCKING CO-WAIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME A FOOD" COLTEN SAID.
"?" I SAID.
"GAH NVM." COLTEN SAID.
"NO NEED TO BE SO TENSE, FUCKING CO." I SAID.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" COLTEN SAID.
WE FLEW BACK TO A2.
EAZY WAS WAITING AT A2.
"JAMEZ, WTF WERE YOU DOING" EAZY SAID.
"YO EAZY HE WAS TRYING TO RAPE MY GIRL MAN" BRANDON SAID.
"LOOK, SMAC WAS DOWN IN THAT PLANE" I SAID.
"YES WOOD TOLD ME" EAZY SAID. "I MEANT WTF WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU SLEPT WITH STEPH"
BRANDON GAGGED.
"ARE WE STILL ON THIS???" I SAID. "IT WAS ONE TIME, AND I WAS DRUNK. GOD. DAMN."
"JAMEZ..." EAZY SAID. "WELL..."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY HUBBY" STEPH SAID.
"GAH STEPH NO" I SAID. "IM NOT YOUR HUBBY"
"WELL SINCE IM HAVING YOUR CHILD I FIGURED-" STEPH SAID.
"WHOAWHOAWHOA BACK THE SHORT BUS UP" I SAID. "MY CHILD?"
"YES JAMEZ, I'M PREGNANT." STEPH SAID. "WE HAVE A LUST BABY. AND WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED. IM CATHORMON."
"NO..." I SAID. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!"
"YES THERE IS DUMBASS WE'VE MET HIM" IZZY SAID.
"ORITE." I SAID. "THEN FUCK YOU GOD! AND FUCK YOU SHADOW!"
"WHATD SHADOW DO?" SHIDO SAID.
"IDK I JUST DONT LIKE HIM." I SAID.
"LOOK." STEPH SAID. "I'LL BE WAITING IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT. I EXPECT YOU TO PROPOSE. ONE KNEE. BIG RING. MAKE IT ROMANTIC TOO. DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL."
STEPH WALKED AWAY.
"DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO CANADA TO GET MARRIED" IZZY SAID.
"WTF WHY" I SAID.
"THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THEY LET YOU MARRY IN-ADAMANT OBJECTS." IZZY SAID.
"YUP. THAT'S WHERE I MARRIED MY WIFE, WOODEN CHAIR." ASF SAID. "UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIED IN AN EBAY AUCTION GONE WRONG."
"I'M NOT MARRYING STEPH" I SAID. "AND THE ONLY ASS-UGLY/MEXICAN IN THIS WORLD IS GOING TO BE MY MOTHER. I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT."
"WELL, AND YOU." IZZY SAID.

I PACED BACK AND FORTH ACROSS OUR ROOM.
EVERYONE WAS OUT DOING OTHER THINGS.
EXCEPT IZZY. HE WAS LYING ON THE BED AS USUAL.
“NOW LET'S SEE..” I SAID. “I COULD DO THE OL' CLOTHES HANGER WHILE SLEEPING...”
“YOU ARE A SAD, STRANGE LITTLE MAN. AND YOU HAVE MY PITY.” IZZY SAID.
“WELL I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS HERE IZZY” I SAID. “STEPHS GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO A SICK WARPED FREAK”
“TAKES AFTER HIS PARENTS” IZZY SAID.
“THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES IZZY!” I SAID. “THIS IS SERIOUS! I COULD BE A DAD!”
“MEH YOU GOT BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT” IZZY SAID. “LIKE HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT BRANDON? YOU STILL HAVE ONE MORE RAP BATTLE AGAINST HIM REMEMBER?”
“IZZY” I SAID. “I'LL JUST EMBARRASS MYSELF. LET'S FACE IT. I'M PRACTICALLY WHITE.”
“JAMEZ.” IZZY SAID. “YOU ONLY SEE THE SIDE OF YOU THAT HAS NO RHYTHEM. YOU FORGET JAMEZ. YOU ARE HALF MEXICAN. YOU ARE A HYBRID OF AN EVIL RACE AND A LAZY ONE. LAZY, BUT ENTERTAINERS. JUST LOOK AT THE SPANISH CHANNEL ON TV. ALWAYS DANCERS AND CRAP.”
“I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IZZY” I SAID.
“EXACTLY. EMBRACE BOTH SIDES OF YOURSELF.” IZZY SAID. “I MEAN, YOU'RE NO HALF WHITE HALF BLACK GUY BUT...YOU'LL DO. YOU'LL DO.”
“IZZY, MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN BE HALF WHITE.” I SAID. “...WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WTF ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?? WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOLVING MY PROBLEM WITH STEPH”
“JUST KILL HER” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??” I SAID.
“LOOK, RIGHT NOW, POISED ON THE EDGE OF THE EGG, YOUR SPERM CELL IS GROWING.” IZZY SAID. “I ALONE HAVE INFORMATION TO STOP THIS. JUST SHOOT HER.”
“YOU KNOW THATS NOT BAD..” I SAID.
“YES, AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BE A WORLD HERO” IZZY SAID.
“WHY” I SAID.
“NOBODY'S EVERY BEEN ABLE TO KILL FREDDY KROUGAR BEFORE” IZZY SAID. “:W”
“HEY FUCK YOU IZZY” I SAID.
I WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
ASF WAS THERE.
“HEY JAMEZ GET THAT FAT FUCK AT MEET EVERYONE BY THE RUNWAYS. I GOTTA TAKE YOU GUYS TO ASIA OR SOME SHIT” ASF SAID.
“FIEN” I SAID.
I WENT BACK INTO THE ROOM.
“HEY IZZY WE HAVE TO-HOLY FUCK” I SAID.
IZZY WAS JACKING OFF TO A PICTURE OF A TREEFROG.
“GET OUT!!!” IZZY SAID. “GET OUT!!!”
“IZZY WTF??” I SAID.
“GET OUT BEFORE I COME!!!” IZZY SAID.
AFTER 30 MINUTES OF CRYING FROM SHEER HORROR I MADE IT DOWN TO THE RUNWAYS.
IZZY WAS THERE.
I TRIED NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.
“FINALLY JAMEZ” SHIDO SAID. “JESUS CHRIST”
“SPEAKING OF JESUS” COLTEN SAID. “WHERE EXACTLY IS HE IN THIS STORY.”
EVERYONE PAUSED FOR A SECOND.
“...SO WHO'S EXCITED TO GET TO ASIA” SHIDO SAID.
“ME!” I SAID.
ASIA WAS NR'S HOMELAND. THOUGHT I SUPPOSE THEY WERE SORT OF OUR ENEMIES NOW. OH WELL, IT WAS STILL MY HOME.
“WHY ARE WE GOING ANYWAYS?” IZZY SAID.
“BECAUSE I FUCKING DECIDED THAT WE SHOULD ALL GO SEE STATUES OF NOODLE SOUP.” SHIDO SAID. “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK DUMBASS. WE NEED THOSE ROYAL BOOTS.”
“DO WE REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT NOW?” NICK SAID.
“DID YOU ALL TAKE STUPID PILLS THIS MORNING?” I SAID.
“JAMEZ IS RIGHT. WE NEED TO GET THERE BEFORE SWC.” SHIDO SAID.
“YEAH NICK FUCKING DUMBASS” I SAID.
“JAMEZ, THE WORD I'M SEARCHING FOR, I CAN'T SAY, BECAUSE THERE ARE PRESCHOOL SOLDIERS PRESENT.” NICK SAID.
“DAMMIT I PASSED PRESCHOOL 7 DAYS AGO SO PEOPLE WOULD STOP MAKING THAT JOKE” ASF SAID.
“7 DAYS? LOL.” I SAID. “I PASSED 2 YEARS AGO. FUCKING DUMBASS.”
WE FLEW OVER LING.
SOON WE REACHED ASIA.
WE FLEW OVER THE TERRAIN.
WE SOON SPOTTED A TRUCK DRIVING BELOW US.
“THAT'S AN NR SUPPLIES TRUCK!” ASF SAID.
“BLOW IT UP!” SHIDO SAID.
ASF SHOT A MISSEL.
THE MISSEL SHOT RIGHT OVER THE TRUCK.
“UH, ASF, WE MISSED THE TRUCK!” SHIDO SAID.
“WE'RE NOT AIMING FOR THE TRUCK!” ASF SAID.
THE MISSEL FLEW AND BLEW UP A BRIDGE IN FRONT OF THE TRUCK. THE TRUCK DROVE OFF THE EDGE.
“GOD WHO WAS DRIVING THAT TRUCK, KEL?” IZZY SAID. “BUT THAT'S RACISM. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.”
“SHUT UP SAND NIGGER.” I SAID. “CAN I FIRE A MISSEL NEXT ASF?”
“SURE, I'LL EVEN LET YOU DRIVE” ASF SAID.
“REALLY?” I SAID.
“YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE 16.” ASF SAID.
“YUP. YUP. VERY FUNNY ASF.” I SAID.
“SHUT UP BEAN NIGGER” IZZY SAID.
A JET BUZZED PAST US.
“IT'S AN NR JET!” ASF SAID.
“THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.” I SAID.
ASF SHOT A MISSEL AT IT BUT THEN SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED.
THE JET STARTED TRANSFORMING. SOON IT TURNED INTO SOME FLYING ROBOT. IT GRABBED THE MISSEL AND BROKE IT IN HALF.
“THAT...THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.” IZZY SAID.
THE ROBOT HELD OUT ONE HAND AND SHOT A LASER AT US.
“THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE BLOW UP!” ASF SAID.
“NOT TODAY!” NICK SAID.
NICK SHOT A LASER OUT THE WINDSHIELD AND BLOCKED THE ROBOT'S LASER.
THE ROBOT SHOT A FEW MORE LASERS BUT NICK BLOCKED THEM.
“HA! TAKE THAT BITCH!” ASF SAID.
THEN THE ROBOT LEANED FORWARD AND WE SAW A GIANT ROCKET LAUNCHER ON HIS BACK. A ROCKET FLEW OUT RIGHT AT US.
NICK SHOT A LASER.
“WAIT A MINUTE!” COLTEN SAID. “ROCKET'S EXPLODE!”
THE LASER HIT THE ROCKET AND THE ROCKET DID EXPLODE.
OUR JET TUMBLED DOWN TO THE GROUND AND WE SLID ACROSS THE ROUGH SURFACE. OUR JET WAS BENT UP AND WE WERE TOSSED AROUND. LUCKILY, IZZY SERVED AS AN AIRBAG.
ASF CLIMBED OUT OF THE WINDSHIELD FIRST. THE ROBOT LANDED AND PICKED HIM UP.
“GAH WHAT IS THIS THING” ASF SAID.
SHIDO CLIMBED OUT NEXT.
I FOLLOWED.
WOOD AND COLTEN CAME OUT.
“NICK, IZZY CMON” SHIDO SAID.
“IM TOO FAT!” IZZY SAID.
“ANF HEF CRFING ME” NICK SAID.
“DAMMIT GUYS” SHIDO SAID.
“GUYS HELP” ASF SAID.
THE ROBOT WAS CHOKING ASF.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES BUT I STABBED MYSELF IN THE EYE.
“GOD. DAMMIT!” I SAID.
SHIDO TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN SWORD AND SLICED THE ROBOT IN HALF.
“WHAT WAS THAT THING?” SHIDO SAID.
“I DON'T KNOW.” ASF SAID.
A LASER BEAM SHOT OUT OF THE JET AND CUT IT IN HALF. IZZY CLIMBED OUT OF THE JET EASILY NOW. NICK CAME OUT SHORTLY LATER.
“YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN.” NICK SAID,
“THE BOOTS ARE JUST A LITTLE WALK FROM HERE GUYS” SHIDO SAID. “WE CAN DO IT.”
SO WE WALKED. WALKING REALLY GOT ME TO CATCH UP ON MY THOUGHTS. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM. WHEN THE HELL DID SHIDO BECOME THE LEADER.
AND WTF WAS WITH ASF NOW. HE WAS ALWAYS WITH US.
AND WHAT IS WITH THIS OIL SPILL IN THE GULF OF MEXICO. GOD THE HIPPIES ARE JUST HAVING A FIELD DAY ON THIS ONE. YAY, MORE THINGS TO BITCH ABOUT LIKE A PUSSY! AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH VEGETARIANS FOR THAT MATTER. THEY ANNOY ME. ANIMALS EAT OTHER ANIMALS. THAT'S THE WILD ASSHOLES. IT ESPECIALLY ANNOYS ME IF IT'S A WOMAN, BECAUSE I'M A BIT SEXIST AND I FIND WHAT WOMEN DO VERY ANNOYING. LIKE IT COULD BE ONE LITTLE THING LIKE LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS.
BUT THEN THE WRITER CUT ME OFF AS HE MAGICALLY TELEPORTED US TO THE BOOTS SO I WOULD STOP TALKING..
“YES! MY BOOTS!” IZZY SAID.
“NO!” I SAID.
I PUNCHED IZZY AND GRABBED THE BOOTS.
“MINE! I HAVE THE ROYAL BLADES, I GET THE ROYAL BOOTS. WERE YOU EVEN IN FINR 1? DUUUUH” I SAID.
I TOOK OFF MY SHOES AND PUT MY BOOTS ON.
I HEARD A HISS.
“AHH!!” I SAID. “THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!”
“ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET THAT QUOTE IS JUST PATHETIC.” IZZY SAID. “I SAW THAT ONE COMING FROM A MILE AWAY.”
I SHOOK THE SNAKE OUT OF MY BOOT.
“SSSSSSSORRY” THE SNAKE SAID.
AND SLITHERED AWAY.
“...SRSLY?” IZZY SAID. “THE SNAKE HAS A SPEECH INPENDIMENT? THAT IS THE FUCKING OLDEST FUCKING THING EVER. WHAT IS WITH THESE HORRIBLE PUNS NOW”
“WELL THE WRITER CAN ONLY WRITE GOOD WHEN HE'S DRUNK OR HIGH” I SAID.
“YEAH AND YOU KNOW WHEN HE'S OUT OF IDEAS BECAUSE HE STARTS TO BREAK THE 4TH WALL A LOT THINKING IT'S FUNNY AND IT'S NOT.” SHIDO SAID. “GOD I HATE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS.”
“..FIRST OF ALL WHO THE HELL HATES CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS YOU MUTANT FREAK.” I SAID. “SECOND OF ALL WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR WRITER SHIDO.”
“WHAT WRITER” SHIDO SAID.
“YOU KNOW WHAT AS LONG AS WERE DOING THIS” COLTEN SAID. “JAMEZ, YOU FUCKING SUCK. WHEN SHIDO NARRATED THE STORY, I GOT WAAAAAAY MORE AIRTIME.”
“CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG” WOOD(Y) SAID.
“WHAT DID I TELL YOU RK” ICE SAID. “THEY'RE ALL HERE.”
“GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT.” RK SAID.
“OH SHIT ITS THE COPS” IZZY SAID.
“LOL-NO. FATASS.” RK SAID.”NOW ALL OF YOU. PREPARE TO DIE.”
“I HAVE SET MY LASER FROM STUN. TO KILL.” NICK SAID.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!” I SAID. “YOU FOOL! I HAVE THE BOOTS NOW! WHAT UNTHINKABLE POWER DO THESE HAVE? POWER TO WALK ON AIR MAYBE? POWER TO CREATE EARTHQUAKES BY A STOMP? SHIVER IN FEAR, FOOLS!”
“...IT JUST MAKES YOUR FOOTSTEPS SILENT, DUMB FUCK.” ICE SAID.
I STOMPED ON THE GROUND. THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO SOUND.
“THAT'S AMAZING!” I SAID.
ICE GRABBED ME AND SMASHED ME INTO THE GROUND.
AND MY FEET DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND!
BUT THE REST OF MY BODY DID..
“I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED.” I SAID.
“NOT YET” ICE SAID.
ICE STOMPED BUT I DODGED IT. HER FOOT WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE GROUND.
“OH. FUCK.” I SAID.
ICE TURNED TO WOOD.
“OH LOOK AND THERES THE OTHER ONE” ICE SAID.
“ICE DONT MAKE ME WALK SILENTLY” I SAID.
ICE JUST LOOKED AT ME.
I STARTED WALKING BACK AND FORTH ON THE GROUND.
“AH-HA! WEAKENED ARENT YOU?” I SAID.
“YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED” ICE SAID.
WOOD PUNCHED ICE. BUT I DONT THINK IT HURT ICE.
I THINK SHE JUST GOT MORE MAD.
ICE SLOWLY TURNED HER HEAD BACK TO WOOD.
“RUN LIKE THE WIND, WOOD!” I SAID.
WOOD BACKED UP A LITTLE BUT ICE PUT HER FIST THROUGH HER-
WAIT. THAT'S KIND OF HOT.
YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT.
SO WOOD AND ICE WERE MAKING OUT INTENSLY. I KNEW WOOD HAD SOME TRICK UP HER SLEAVE. OR WERE THEY JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME?
WOOD SLOWLY SLIPPED OFF HER SHIRT.
AND THEN.
THEY TURNED INTO SHIDO AND IZZY.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” I SAID. “COOL.”
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS.
ICE PUNCHED RIGHT THROUGH WOOD'S STOMACH.
ICE PULLED OUT A BUNCH OF BLOOD.
WOOD FELL ON THE GROUND.
“WOOD!” I SAID.
ICE THREW THE BLOOD IN MY FACE.
“...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH” I SAID.
“..WHAT?” ICE SAID.
“FUCK” I SAID.
ICE GRABBED MY HEAD.
BUT THEN SHE STOPPED.
SHE LOOKED OVER.
IZZY, COLTEN, AND NICK WERE ON THE GROUND. AS WAS SHIDO.
RK BRUSHED OFF HIS SHOULDER.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” ICE SAID.
ICE PUSHED ME ON THE GROUND.
“FINISH THEM!” ICE SAID.
“I WAS GOING TO.” RK SAID.
“WHEN? NEXT YEAR??” ICE SAID. “FUCK YOU RK.”
SHIDO GOT BACK UP AND TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN SWORD.
“LOOK! THIS ONES ALREADY GETTING BACK UP!” ICE SAID. “BE A MAN FOR ONCE RK”
ICE TOOK THE SWORD OUT OF SHIDO'S HAND AND STABBED IT WITH HIM.
SHE KEPT STABBING HIM.
“NO!!” I SAID.
I GOT UP AND RAN TO ICE BUT RK PUNCHED ME.
I FELL AND SLID ON THE GROUND.
ICE FROZE SHIDO.
THEN SHE SMASHED HIM INTO A MILLION PIECES.
“OH LOOK.” ICE SAID. “CHOSEN ONE'S DEAD. SHAME.”
“YOU FUCKING BITCH!!” I SAID. “I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!”
ICE TOSSED RK THE SWORD.
“SURE.” ICE SAID. “RK TAKE THESE GOLDEN ITEMS.”
SHE TOSSED HIM THE OTHER ITEMS.
I KICKED RK'S LEG AND HE TRIPPED. I GOT UP AND SLASHED AT ICE.
SHE GRABBED MY WRIST AND TWISTED IT.
“GAH” I SAID.
ICE KICKED ME BACK.
ICE WALKED AROUND FREEZING IZZY, NICK, ASF, AND WOOD.
“I KNOW YOU'RE MAD” ICE SAID. “I KNOW YOU HATE ME. AND IT'D BE REALLY BORING WITHOUT AN ANNOYING PROTAGONIST POPPING UP EVERYWHERE. SO I'M GIVING YOU A CHALLENGE.”
ICE BENT DOWN TO ME.
“AVENGE YOUR FRIENDS. GET STRONG. COME FIND ME. COME KILL ME.” ICE SAID. “I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE IT.”
ICE STOOD UP STRAIGHT AGAIN.
“RK LET'S GO.” ICE SAID.
RK AND ICE DISAPEARED.
I PUSHED MYSELF UP BLOODY DRIPPING FROM MY MOUTH.
I LOOKED AT ALL MY FROZEN FRIENDS. THEN IZZY'S ICE STARTED CRACKING.
IZZY'S FAT WAS CRACKING THE ICE!
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES AND HELPED CUT THE ICE.
A LASER FLEW OUT OF NICK'S ICE AND STARTED MELTING IT.
“JAMEZ!” NICK SAID.
“NICK UNFREEZE WOOD, ASF AND COLTEN” I SAID STILL CHIPPING AWAY AT IZZY.
NICK SHOT LASERS VERY CAREFULLY MELTING WOOD AND COLTEN AND ASF.
“GAH! FUCK!” ASF SAID.
“WHERE'S SHIDO?” COLTEN SAID.
“DEAD” I SAID.
“WHAT?” EVERYONE SAID.
THEN IZZY EXPLODED OUT OF HIS ICE. ICE CHUNKS FLEW EVERYWHERE.
IZZY DIDN'T EVEN GASP FOR AIR.
“GOD DAMMIT IM STILL ALIVE.” IZZY SAID.
“SHIDO CANT BE DEAD! HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!” ASF SAID.
“MAIN CHARACTERS DIE ALL THE TIME DUMBASS” IZZY SAID.
“GUYS.” I SAID. “THIS ISNT TIME FOR A 4TH WALL THING. THIS IS A SERIOUS MOMENT.”
“JESUS WHEN THE HELL DID JAMEZ TURN INTO FULL HOUSE.” IZZY SAID. “SHIDO WILL BE BACK BY THE 50TH CHAPTER, I GUARENTEE IT.”
“WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?” I SAID.
“IF SHIDO'S NOT BACK BY THE END OF THE STORY, I'LL DANCE AROUND NAKED.” IZZY SAID.
“PLEASE DONT...THATS JUST A LOSE-LOSE..” ASF SAID.
“GUYS” I SAID. “WHAT DO WE DO NOW?”

MY NAME IS SKY. A FEW DAYS AGO I REENTERED THE EARTH WITH MY COMMRADS. WHEN I WAS LAST ON EARTH NR WAS THE STRONGEST COUNTRY AND I WORKED FOR MT. SOMETHING HAPPENED. NR IS FIGHTING SOME COUNTRY NAMED A2 NOW. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED BUT NOW ME AND MY TEAM ARE FIGHTING FOR NR.
BUT WE HAD FAILED TO TERMINATE THE BEST SOLDIERS ON THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW. SHIDO, JAMEZ, IZZY, NICK AND SOME KID NAMED COLTEN I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO OTHERS. BUT THEY SUCKED.
WE FILED INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM. AJ HAD CALLED FOR A MEETING.
I SAT DOWN INTO THE COMFORTABLE CHAIR.
“HELLO SMAC.” AJ SAID.
EVERYONE NODDED THEIR HEADS.
AJ TOSSED A PICUTRE ON THE TABLE.
DARKY PICKED IT UP.
DARKY WAS ALWAYS A BIT FLAMBOYANT. AND A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL.
“A PICTURE OF JAMEZ.” DARKY SAID.
“LOOK CLOSER.” AJ SAID. “HIS WRISTS. BLUE.”
AJ TOSSED ANOTHER PICTURE ON THE TABLE. DRAG PICKED IT UP.
DRAG WAS OUR SECOND IN COMMAND AND BEST FIGHTER.
“NICK” DRAG SAID.
“BUT LOOK AT HIM. PINK GOGGLES.” AJ SAID.
“OKAY AJ. WHY DO WE CARE.” KIRIN SAID.
KIRIN WAS A HOMELESS MAN. HE JUST HUNG OUT WITH US.
“BECAUSE SOMETHINGS UP.” AJ SAID. “LOOK, SHIDO AND EVERYONE...THEY LOVE COLORED WEAPONS. I THINK THIS IS LIKE A NEW BATCH.”
“SO?” GEN SAID.
GEN WAS A SMALL ORPHAN WE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET. HE WAS FUCKING RETARDED.
“SO, IF WE GET OUR HANDS ON SOME WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO BE POWERFUL” AJ SAID.
“AJ, SMACS ON YOUR SIDE. YOU AUTOMATICALLY WON THIS.” DARKY SAID.
“NOT ANYMORE YOU WASHED UP JOKES” AJ SAID. “YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKING MAYORS OF HAS-BEEN TOWN. THESE GUYS..SHIDO AND JAMEZ..THEY'RE THE FORCE TO BE WRECKENED WITH.”
“WELL WHAT ABOUT THE DEMONS.” TACO SAID.
“DEMONS...” AJ SAID. “Y'KNOW...THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. WE GET THE DEMONS ON OUR SIDE...OFFER THEM RESOURCES...”
“AJ, NO SHIT PUN INTENDED, BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL?” I SAID.
“OF COURSE SHIDO THATS HOW YOU WIN WARS” AJ SAID. “YOU THINK PEOPLE VOTED FOR OBAMA? NO..HE USED HIS SATAN BLACK MAGIC SPERM.”
“FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO UNDERSTANDS” DARKY SAID.
“WE DON'T NEED THESE STUPID WEAPONS AND WE DON'T NEED DEMONS.” I SAID.
“OH SKY...SKY..” AJ SAID. “OF COURSE WE DO. WE DESPERATLY DO.”
“I AGREE WITH GAYJAY” TACO SAID.
“EXCELLENT.” AJ SAID. “TACO, GO TO HELL AND REQUEST THAT THE DEMONS JOIN OUR SIDE.”
“SIR YES SIR!” TACO SAID.
TACO WENT TO LEAVE THE ROOM AND WALKED INTO A WALL.
TACO FOUND THE DOOR BUT COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN THE KNOB. SO HE GOT MAD AND KEPT PUNCHING THE DOOR UNTIL HE BROKE THROUGH IT.
“OKAY ONTO NEXT TOPIC.” AJ SAID.
“SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?” TOPIX SAID.
“NO GO AWAY YOU FAGGOT.” AJ SAID.
“OKEY DOKEY THEN” TOPIX SAID SKIPPING OUT THE DOOR.
“ANYWAYS.” AJ SAID. “BIGGEST THREAT. SHIDO, JAMEZ, IZZY AND NICK. OUR SKETCH ARTIST, LOVELUCARIO, HAS TAKEN THE LIBERTY TO FORM A SKETCH OF THEM ALL FOR THIS MEETING.
AJ SHOWED US THE SKETCHES.
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“AND WHAT ABOUT COLTEN.” DRAG SAID.
“LOOK, COLTENS GOOD BUT HES NO CHOSEN ONE OF THE GODS.” AJ SAID. “WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THESE GUYS.”
“BUT SHIDO IS THE ONLY CHOSEN ONE.” I SAID.
“GOOD JOB SKY.” AJ SAID. “EVERYONE CLAP FOR SKY. HE GOT TO CHAPTER 25 OF FINR1”
AJ GAVE A SLOW CLAP.
EVERYONE ELSE LOOKED DOWN.
“JAMEZ IS A CHOSEN ONE TOO.” AJ SAID.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW.” GEN SAID.
“I CAN FEEL IT.” AJ SAID. “ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE SOME WEIRD ANGEL SHIT.”
THEN A GUY BUSTED INTO THE ROOM. IT WAS AJ'S ASS SLAVE, YOSHIDUDE.
“AJ! AJ!” YOSHIDUDE SAID.
YOSHIDUDE BREATHED HEAVILY.
“WHAT IS IT YOSHIDOUCHE.” AJ SAID.
“IT'S SHIDO!” YOSHIDUDE.
“HE'S HERE? I FUCKING KNEW IT” DARKY SAID.
DARKY TOOK OUT A GIANT SWORD.
“WELL.” YOSHIDUDE. “HE IS HERE IN A WAY. IN SOMEWAY HE'S EVERYWHERE.”
“EVERYWHERE???” DARKY SAID.
“THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF SHIDO IN OUR HEARTS” YOSHIDUDE.
“SHIDO'S HIDING INSIDE YOSHIDUDE'S HEART!” DARKY SAID.
“WHAT??” YOSHIDUDE SAID.
DARKY SLICED THE SWORD THROUGH YOSHIDUDE'S CHEST.
“GAH!” YOSHIDUDE SAID. “SH-SHIDO IS....DEAD! SHIDO IS DEAD..GUYS!”
“I DID IT! I KILLED SHIDO!” DARKY SAID.
EVERYONE PAUSED.
“MY GOD.” AJ SAID. “HE DID IT. HE KILLED THE CHOSEN ANGEL.”
“GUYS I DONT THINK-” I SAID.
“CHEERS! FOR THE MAN WHO KILLED OUR BIGGEST ENEMY!” KIRIN SAID.
EVERYONE CHEERED FOR DARKY EXCEPT ME.
“I DONT THINK HE WAS THE ONE WHO KI-” I SAID.
“OKAY DARKY, WE'LL NEED YOU TO TAKE ON THE OTHER 3 GUYS? CAN YOU DO IT?” AJ SAID.
“I DONT KNOW, SHIDO WAS PRETTY TOUGH.” DARKY SAID.
YOSHIDUDE COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE FLOOR.
“HEY LET'S CALL A2 AND TELL EM!” DRAG SAID.
“EXCELLENT IDEA DRAG!” AJ SAID.
AJ HANDED ME THE PHONE.
“CALL EM SKY!” AJ SAID.
I SIGHED.
THE PHONE RANG.
EAZY ANSWERED.
“WHAT.” HE SAID.
I SIGHED AGAIN.
“WE..WE HAVE KILLED SHIDO..” I SAID.
“YEAH OKAY.” EAZY SAID.
EAZY HUNG UP.
“HAHAHAHAHA HE DOESNT EVEN BELIEVE US” AJ SAID.
“WHAT A DUMBASS” DARKY SAID.
AJ GRABBED THE PHONE AND SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL.
“WE DON'T NEED PHONES ANYMORE WE KILLED SHIDO!” AJ SAID.
I GOT UP AND STEPPED OVER YOSHIDUDE CHOKING ON HIS TONGUE.
I WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY WHILE EVERYONE CHEERED IN THE ROOM.
“ATTENTION ALL OF NR” AJ SAID OVER THE INTERCOM.
“OH JESUS FUCKING CHRI-” I SAID.
“DARKY HAS OFFICIALLY KILLED SHIDO.” AJ SAID.
EVERYONE WAS CONFUSED.
“HEY XEPHYR HOW DID SHIDO REALLY DIE” I ASKED.
“ONE OF THOSE DEMONS. ICE OR SOMETHING. SQUAD 15 SAW THE WHOLE THING.” XEPHYR SAID.
“OKAY. I DONT WANT YOU TO BE A CHARACTER.” I SAID.
I STABBED XEPHYR.
“IN SOME WAYS THIS IS IRONIC” XEPHYR SAID. “IM IN THE STORY AS MUCH AS I WAS IN NR”
XEPHYR FELL ON THE GROUND DEAD.
“IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIED XEPHYR.” I SAID.
I HAD TO FIND SQUAD 15 AND ASK THEM MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, THIS ICE KILLED SHIDO. HE WAS PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL THING ON THE PLANET.
ATLAST I SPOTTED SOMEONE FROM SQUARDWARD 15.
“CHOPSTIX.” I SAID.
“SKY.” HE SAID.
“SO YOU SAW SHIDO DIE” I SAID.
“YUP” CHOPSTIX SAID.
“...SO WHO KILLED HIM.” I SAID.
“ICE.” CHOPSTIX SAID.
“AND WHAT DOES ICE LOOK LIKE.” I SAID.
“HAS A VAGINA” CHOPSTIX SAID.
“ICE IS A GIRL??” I SAID.
“MAYBE. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA DOESNT MEAN YOU'RE A GIRL. I HAVE BOTH.” CHOPSTIX SAID.
I STOOD THERE FOR A SECOND AND THEN BACKED AWAY SLOWLY.
I HAD TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS ICE. I MEAN, A GIRL?
A GIRL??

ME AND ZERO HAD TO CLEAN HELL SPOTLESS.
“YOU GUYS MISSED A SPOT” COREY SAID.
“WTF NO WE DIDNT” ZERO SAID.
“RIGHT THERE.” COREY SAID.
COREY POINTED AT A SPEC OF DUST.
“IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOU OLD MAN.” ZERO SAID.
FINALLY RK AND ICE GOT BACK.
“HOW'D IT GO” COREY SAID.
“HERO'S DEAD” RK SAID.
RK HAD ALL THE GOLD WEAPONS ON HIM.
“AND WE GOT THESE” ICE SAID.
ICE HELD UP SOME BLUE BOOTS.
“WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS THESE?” ICE SAID. “MMMM YOU”
SHE THREW THEM AT ZERO.
THEY HIT ZERO IN THE FACE.
“FUCK YEAH!” ZERO SAID. “LEMME GUESS I CAN FLY WITH THESE?”
“NO IT JUST MAKES YOU REALLY QUIET FUCKING LOSER” ICE SAID.
“WELL SUNNY DAMMIT” ZERO SAID.
ZERO THREW THE BOOTS ON THE GROUND.
“OKAY TEAM IVE WORKED OUT A GAMEPLAN” COREY SAID.
“TL;DR” RK SAID.
“BUT I HAVENT EVEN” COREY SAID.
“T. L. D. R.” RK SAID.
“OKAY WELL RK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE THEN. EVERYONE ELSE-” COREY SAID.
“TL;DR” ICE SAID.
“WELL FUCK BOTH OF YOU.” COREY SAID. “ZERO, HYPER-”
“TL;DR” ZERO SAID.
ICE KICKED ZERO.
“IT'S JUST RETARDED WHEN YOU SAY IT” ICE SAID.
“EVERYONE LISTEN” COREY SAID. “I KNOW WE'RE A GROUP OF UNLIKELY HEROES-”
“1.” RK SAID. “WE'RE NOT HEROES. 2. WERE NOT UNLIKELY. 3. TL;DR.”
“GRR WILL ALL YOU DAMN NIGGERS JUST SHUT UP” COREY SAID.
COREY WAS SHAKING.
“ARE YOU OKAY” ZERO SAID.
COREY KEPT SHAKING AND GROWLING.
EVERYONE LOOKED AT EACHOTHER LIKE O_O
THEN COREY TOOK A DEEP BREATH.
“OKAY I'VE RELEASED MY FRUSTRATION.” COREY SAID. “NOW I HAVE A PLAN. YOU MUST ALL LISTEN.”
“GLADLY.” RK SAID.
“ALRIGHT.” COREY SAID. “NOW, SINCE SHIDO'S DEAD WE CAN EASILY ATTACK A2 AND WIN. PLUS WE HAVE THE GOLDEN WEAPONS NOW. WE MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR THE KILL SINCE NO ONE CAN STOP US-”
“TL;DR” RK SAID.
“ARRRRRRRRGGH” COREY SAID.
COREY SHOT OUT A GIANT ENERGY BLAST AND HIT RK. RK FLEW BACK AND SLAMMED INTO THE WALL.
“ANYONE ELSE??” COREY SAID.
ZERO WAS PISSING HIMSELF, I SAT THERE CALMLY, RK WAS RUBBING HIS HEAD, AND ICE JUST DIDN'T CARE.
“GOOD.” COREY SAID. “NOW. WE GO IN FOR THE KILL RIGHT NOW. NO ONE CAN STOP US.”
“ISN'T THERE LIKE ANOTHER ONE OR SOMETHING” ICE SAID FLICKING SOMETHING TO THE SIDE.
“WHAT?” COREY SAID.
“ISN'T THERE LIKE ANOTHER CHOSEN ONE. WELL THERE'S LIKE 4 OR SOMETHING.” ICE SAID.
“THERE'S MORE???” COREY SAID.
“YEAH.” RK SAID. “SHIDO WAS THE BIG DOG, AND THEN THERE'S 4 MORE THAT ALL PLAY DIFFERENT ROLES FOR SOMETHING IDK.”
“WELL ME DAMMIT.” COREY SAID. “THIS RUINS MY WHOLE PLAN. I MEAN WHAT IF THESE CHOSEN ONES REVEAL THEMSELVES?”
“OKAY COREY LOOK” RK SAID. “I KNOOOOOOOW YOU THINK YOU'RE THE LEADER AND EVERYTHING BUT WE'VE REALLY ESTABLISHED A TEAM WITHOUT YOU. YOU'RE REALLY JUST KIND OF LIKE..HERE.”
“I HAVE THE APPLE AND I'M SATAN AND NONE OF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME.” COREY SAID.
“SURE” ICE SAID.
“YOU CAN'T!” COREY SAID. “I'M VERY POWERFUL :X”
“YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT ANYONE. EVEN WHEN YOU WERE DAN YOU SAT BACK AND WATCHED.” RK SAID.
“I HELD SHIDO AT GUN POINT ONE TIME” COREY SAID.
“AND YOU DIDN'T SHOOT HIM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW” RK SAID.
“WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM??” COREY SAID.
“NO PEOPLE. LET'S BRING IT OFF.” ZERO SAID.
HAS ANYONE NOTICED YET HOW ZERO'S ALWAYS THE ONE WITH THE SPONGEBOB QUOTES. HYPER SHOULD KNOW WHY :W
“STAY OUT OF THIS ZERO” RK SAID.
“YEAH FAGGOT” ICE SAID.
SOMEHOW ALONG THE WAY, ICE HAD BECOME APART OF OUR GROUP. I DON'T KNOW WHY AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW BUT I WAS FINE WITH IT.
“LOOK” COREY SAID. “I GOT THE APPLE. I'M SATAN. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT. SO JUST DO WHAT I SAY AND WE WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.”
RK STARED AT COREY. COREY JUST STOOD THERE.
JUST AS RK WAS RIGHT ABOUT TO KILL COREY, SOME FAGGOT WALKS IN.
BUT I KNEW THIS FAGGOT.
“GREETINGS!” TACO SAID.
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.” ICE SAID.
“TACO!” COREY SAID. “COME TO WORK FOR ME AGAIN?”
“NO COREY.” TACO SAID. “WELL KIND OF. NR HAS COME TO REQUEST A PARTNERSHIP.”
“IRONIC IRONY IS IRONIC” RK SAID.
“A PARTNERSHIP?” COREY SAID. “WE'LL BE GLAD TO ACCEPT!”
“NO WE WON'T” ICE SAID.
ICE PUNCHED HER ARM THROUGH TACO'S CHEST.
“AHH WTF??” TACO SAID.
ICE PULLED OUT TACO'S HEART AND SHOVED IT DOWN HIS THROAT.
“LET'S SEE IF HE CHOKES OR BLEEDS TO DEATH FIRST.” ICE SAID.
ICE SAT DOWN AND WATCHED TACO.
“YOU ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.” COREY SAID.
“I PUT 5 BUCKS ON BLEEDS.” RK SAID.
AFTER ABOUT 3 MINUTES TACO STOPPED STRUGGLING.
“YAY!” ICE SAID.
ICE GRABBED TACO'S BODY AND SMASHED IT INTO THE GROUND, OBLITERATING IT.
“YEAH IF THIS STORY WAS ON SHELVES, NO CHRISTIANS WOULD EVER BOYCOTT IT.” RK SAID.
“THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET” ZERO SAID.
“NO!” ICE SAID.
ICE KICKED ZERO AGAIN.
ZERO NEEDED TO LEARN TO STOP TALKING.
“OKAY SO WE NEED A NEW PLAN” COREY SAID.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP” RK SAID. “THE PLAN IS WE CONTINUE TO FIND THE WEAPONS.”
“AND THEN WHAT?” COREY SAID. “WE HAVE TO TAKE ACTION, PEOPLE!”
“WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST” RK SAID.
“WELL I WAS THINKING-” COREY SAID.
“TL;DR” RK SAID.
“YOU FUCKING GOOK” COREY SAID.
COREY SHOT ANOTHER ENERGY BLAST AT RK BUT RK DODGED IT THIS TIME.
RK TRIED TO KICK COREY BUT COREY BLOCKED IT.
ICE FROZE BOTH OF THEM.
“” ICE SAID.
COREY BROKE OUT.
RK'S ICE STARTED MELTING AND THE GOLDEN SWORD'S FIRE BLAST SHOT OUT.
RK BROKE OUT.
“STOP FIGHTING IT'S ANNOYING” ICE SAID.
“THATS WHAT I WAS TELLIN YOU BEFO!” ZERO SAID.
ICE FROZE ZERO. ICE WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
RK UNFROZE ZERO WITH THE SWORD.
“WELL RK.” COREY SAID. “JUST CONTINUE WITH YOUR PLANS. I'LL CREATE MINE.”
COREY WALKED OUT.
“I HATE ICE” ZERO SAID.
“GOOD” RK SAID.
I KNOW I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE ICE BUT SHE WAS EXCITING. EVEN AFTER RK TOLD ME NOT TO I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S JUST NOT INTERESTING WITHOUT HER.
“OKAY GUYS” RK SAID. “ONE OF THOSE CHOSEN ONES IS THAT JAMEZ FELLOW”
“JAMEZ?” I SAID.
“I'M ASSUMING.” RK SAID. “HE HAD THE ROYAL BLADES. THE NEXT CHOSEN ONE HAS THE ROYAL ITEMS.”
“BUT I HAVE THE BOOTS.” ZERO SAID.
“AND THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU FOR THOSE BOOTS.” RK SAID. “AND MOST LIKELY KILL YOU.”
“WHAT?? I DON'T WANT THESE THEN!” ZERO SAID.
“TOO LATE” RK SAID.
“RK WERENT WE TRYING TO GET THE ROYAL WEAPONS?” I SAID.
“YEAH” RK SAID. “TO STOP THE CHOSEN ONE FROM GETTING THEM.”
“IT'S OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE WE HAVE THE BAT RIGHT?” I SAID.
“I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU GUYS.” RK SAID. “THE BLOOD WEAPONS. WELL. IT'S A SHITTY COMBO. WITH ALL THE ROYAL WEAPONS, YOU BECOME THE ULTIMATE STEALTH NINJA.”
“OH LIKE DAVID CODENAME SNAKE FROM THE SOLID SNAKE SERIES.” ZERO SAID.
“EXCEPT YOU HAVE A CAPE.” RK SAID.
“OH SO LIKE BRUCE WAYNE FROM THE BATMAN SERIES.” I SAID.
“EXCEPT THE CAPE AS A HOOD.” RK SAID.
“OH SO LIKE ALTAIR OR EZIO FROM THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SERIES” ZERO SAID.
“EXCEPT YOU HAVE BOOTS.” RK SAID.
“SO LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS.” I SAID.
“YES! EXACTLY RIGHT HYPER! YOU BECOME PUSS IN BOOTS!” RK SAID.
“BUT...THEY ALL HAVE BOOTS...” ZERO SAID.
“HYPER, SINCE YOU COMPARED A POP CULTURE CHARACTER TO THE ROYAL WEAPONS CORRECTLY, I'M GOING TO BUY YOU SOME ICE CREAM” RK SAID.
“ALRIGHT!” I SAID.
“HEY WAIT! THEY ALL HAVE BOOTS! HOW'S THAT FAIR?” ZERO SAID.
ME AND RK JUST WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
AFTER HOURS OF ICE CREAM, THE CARNIVAL, AND CHUCKIE CHEESE ME AND RK CAME BACK.
ZERO WAS CLEANING HELL.
“YOU GUYS WENT TO CHUCKIE CHEESE??” ZERO SAID. “FUCK ME”
THEN SUDDENLY NO ONE COULD MOVE.
“WTF” RK SAID.
COREY RAN IN.
“GUYS! GUYS!” COREY SAID.
“WTF IS GOING ON” RK SAID.
“MALWARE HAS INVADED HELL!” COREY SAID.
“DAMN HACKERS” RK SAID.
“ALRIGHT” COREY SAID. “FIRST, I'M GONNA MAKE A HOLLOW WARNING ABOUT IT”
COREY TOOK OUT A MARKER AND STARTED WRITING ON THE WALLS.
“COREY DAMMIT GET RID OF IT” RK SAID.
COREY FINISHED WRITING.
“OKAY, NOW IM GONNA ACT LIKE THIS IS YOUR FAULTS” COREY SAID.
“WTF??” ZERO SAID.
“WAY TO GO GUYS!” COREY SAID. “YOU RUINED HELL AGAIN!”
“DO SOMETHING!!” RK SAID.
COREY RAN AROUND FRANTICALLY..
“HOW DO I KILL THIS THING??” COREY SAID.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” A LOUD BOOMING VOICE LAUGHED.
A BLACK GHOST LOOKING THING FADED IN.
“IT'S ME, MALWARE!” THE GHOST SAID.
“FUCK YOU MALWARE!” RK SAID.
“YES!” MALWARE SAID. “I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND HELL, AND FOR 6 DOLLARS I'LL KILL IT FOR YOU.”
“WELL THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A GOOD DEAL..” RK SAID. “WAIT-WAIT A MINUTE. NO! GET OUT OF HERE!”
“RK KILL HIM!” I SAID.
“I'M SORRY RK HAS BEEN INFECTED.” MALWARE SAID. “FOR 6 DOLLARS I CAN KILL HIS VIRUS.”
“GAH FUCK YOU” RK SAID.
“GUESS WHAT MALWARE? YOUR LUCK JUST RAN OUT!” COREY SAID. “I'M RUNNING A MALWARE BYTES SCAN!”
“I'M SORRY, MALWARE BYTE'S IS INFECTED.” MALWARE SAID. “AND SO ARE YOU.”
“I CAN'T MOVE NOW!” COREY SAID.
“FOR 6 DOLLARS I CAN KILL THIS VIRUS” MALWARE SAID.
“FINE TAKE THE DAMN 6 DOLLARS!” RK SAID.
MALWARE TOOK 6 DOLLARS FROM RK.
“THANK YOU” MALWARE SAID.
WE WAITED A SECOND.
“WHY CANT I MOVE.” RK SAID.
“PROGRAM RK HAS BEEN INFECTED. FOR 6 DOLLARS-” MALWARE SAID.
“YOU MOTHER FUCKER” RK SAID.
“PROBLEM?” MALWARE SAID. “MWAHAHAHAHAHA”
THEN ICE WALKED IN.
“ICE KILL HIM!” ZERO SAID.
“I'M SORRY, ICE HAS BEEN INFECTED-” MALWARE SAID.
ICE GRABBED MALWARE AND PULLED OUT ONE OF HIS RIBS.
THEN SHE STUCK IT THROUGH HIS HEAD.
“OH-SHIT..” MALWARE SAID.
MALWARE FELL ON THE GROUND DEAD. WE COULD MOVE AGAIN.
“YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC.” ICE SAID.
THEN A SMALL BOY RAN IN.
“HI” ICE SAID.
“NR HAS TOLD ME TO INFORM YOU THAT DARKY HAS KILLED SHIDO” THE BOY SAID.
“WHAT.” RK SAID.
“NR?” ICE SAID. “ZERO GO GET THE VIDEO CAMERA. I HAVE A MESSAGE TO NR.”

SHIDO'S FUNERAL WAS VERY SHORT. WE DIDN'T HAVE A BODY SO WE ALL JUST SORT OF GATHERED AROUND AND TALKED. NO ONE CRIED.
“GREAT. THE ONLY ONE WHO KICKS ASS IS DEAD.” IZZY SAID.
“HEY, HEY YOU GUYS ARE STILL A TEAM HERE” EAZY SAID.
“AND I'M A CHOSEN ONE!” I SAID. “IT MUST BE MY JOB TO SAVE YOU ALL!”
“...DEAR LORD WE'RE ALL DEAD.” EAZY SAID.
“NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE HERE.” I SAID. “I CAN DO A GOOD JOB AS LEADER. I WAS LEADER FOR A COUPLE YEARS IN NR.”
“AND EVERYONE WAS KILLED.” IZZY SAID. “BECAUSE YOU INSISTED THAT WE HIDE IN A MCDONALDS.”
“I THOUGHT YOUD LIKE MCDONALDS. SINCE YOU'RE FAT” I SAID.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH” IZZY SAID.
“HEY KNOCK IT OFF” WOOD SAID. “WHEN SHIDO HAD TO STEP UP TO BE LEADER WAS HE GOOD AT FIRST?”
“YEAH.” NICK SAID.
“ACTUALLY HE WAS A NATURAL.” IZZY SAID.
“...OH. NEVERMIND THEN.” WOOD SAID.
“SEEING AS EVEN YOUR TEAMMATES DON'T FIND YOU SUITABLE JAMEZ..” EAZY SAID. “I'VE APPOINTED YOUR TEAM A NEW LEADER”
“WHO” IZZY SAID.
“NEKOBE” EAZY SAID.
“WHO'S THAT” I SAID.
“AND IS HE QUALIFIED?” COLTEN SAID.
“NEKOBE IS ONE OF OUR BEST SOLDIERS AND LEADERS. I THINK HE'LL DO FINE.” EAZY SAID. “ALSO I'M ADDING ASF TO YOUR TEAM.”
“AAAAAAASSSSSSFFFFF” I SAID. “BUT HE'S MEXICAAAAAAN”
“SO ARE YOU” IZZY SAID.
“THAT'S DIFFERENT.” I SAID. “I. AM. EDUCATED.”
“ANYWAYS.” EAZY SAID. “ASF AND NEKOBE SHOULD BE HERE SHORTLY SO UH...I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO. GOOD LUCK GUYS.”
EAZY WALKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.
“I DONT LIKE THIS NEKOBE GUY” NICK SAID. “HIS NAME WILL PROBABLY BE ABBREIVATED TO NEK AND THATS TOO CLOSE TO NICK.”
“NEKOBE IS KIND OF A DICK” WOOD SAID.
“SO YOU'VE MET HIM?” I SAID.
“YES” WOOD SAID. “HE'S...DIFFERENT.”
“WHATEVER. CAN'T BE WORSE THAN JAMEZ.” IZZY SAID.
“WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IZZY-” I SAID.
“WILL YOU TWO GIVE IT A REST. GOD DAMN IT GETS OLD AFTER A WHILE.” COLTEN SAID.
“NEKOBE?” I SAID.
“NO. I'M COLTEN. COOOOLTEN.” COLTEN SAID. “WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR A WHILE NOW.”
“RIIIGHT.” I SAID.
ASF AND I ASSUMED NEKOBE WALKED UP TO US.
I POINTED AT HIM.
“NEKOBE?” I SAID.
“NOPE. SUNNYCIDE.” HE SAID. “RAAWR”
“WTF” IZZY SAID.
THE GUY LAUGHED.
“NO, NO I'M JUST KIDDING YOU. NAME'S NEKOBE.” HE SAID.
HE HELD OUT HIS HAND FOR ME TO SHAKE IT.
“OH MY GOD HE'S GAY.” IZZY SAID.
I REACHED MY HAND TOWARDS HIS AND HE PULLED IT BACK.
“TOO SLOW.” NEK SAID.
“HOLY FUCK THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK OUT.” NICK SAID.
NEK PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND WALKED PAST ME.
“SO THIS IS THE GROUP.” NEK SAID. “THE HEROES, IF I'VE HEARD CORRECTLY.”
“UH RIGHT.” COLTEN SAID.
“AND WHO'S THIS? WOOD? WOODFORK?” NEK SAID. “IT'S BEEN A WHILE”
“YEAH HI..” WOOD SAID.
NEK CLAPPED HIS HANDS TOGETHER.
“OKAY, LET'S GET TO WORK HERE.” NEK SAID. “I'VE ALREADY BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR WHOLE SITUATION.”
“GOOD.” IZZY SAID.
“NOW, I'VE BEEN TOLD YOU HAVE A MAP OF THE WEAPONS. CAN I SEE IT?” NEK SAID.
I TOOK OUT THE MAP.
NEK UNFOLDED IT AND SPREADED IT ON THE GROUND.
“HMMMM...” NEK SAID. “SO THE ROYAL BOOTS WERE TAKEN BY THE DEMONS”
“YES.” I SAID.
“AND YOU CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN SOME OTHER MAN WEARING THE HOOD. CORRECT?” NEK SAID.
“THAT'S CORRECT.” I SAID.
“THEN LET'S IGNORE THE ROYAL WEAPONS FOR A WHILE EH?” NEK SAID. “I SAY WE GO FOR THOSE BLOOD WEAPONS.”
“NO, THE DEMONS ARE GOING AFTER THOSE. IT'D BE SAFER AND MORE LOGICAL TO GO AFTER THE ONES THEY AREN'T GOING AFTER.” WOOD SAID.
“SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.” NEK SAID. “YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT BACK AND LET THE DEMONS GET THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPONS WHILE WE GET CHEAP SHIT PINK GOGGLES.”
“HEY!” NICK SAID.
“WELL..” WOOD SAID.
“EXACTLY.” NEK SAID. “WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THOSE BASTARDS CAN'T GET THE BLOOD WEAPONS, AND I SAY, WE START RIGHT NOW.”
“RIGHT NOW?” I SAID.
“DO YOU WANT TO WAIT AROUND. THIS IS SERIOUS.” NEK SAID. “THIS MAP GIVES US THE ADVANTAGE. ASF, GO START UP A JET.”
“YES SIR.” ASF SAID.
ASF RAN BACK TO THE A2 BUILDING.
NEK FOLDED UP THE MAP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET.
“I'LL BE HANGING ONTO THIS OKAY, JAMEZSTER?” NEK SAID.
NEK FOLLOWED ASF.
“WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS.” IZZY SAID.
“WHO CARES GUYS LET'S JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS.” COLTEN SAID.
“HE INSULTED MY GOGGLES.” NICK SAID. “I SHOULD BLAST HIM.”
“WELL THEY ARE PRETTY GAY NICK.” IZZY SAID.
“..HEY!!” NICK SAID.
WE WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
WHEN WE GOT THERE NEK WAS THERE WAITING FOR US.
“ASF COULDN'T GET A JET. APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME BATTLE GOING ON WITH NR DOWN A WAYS.” NEK SAID.
“SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO” IZZY SAID.
NEK PATTED IZZY'S STOMACH.
“DON'T WORRY BIG GUY” NEK SAID. “HE'S BRINGING A CAR AROUND.”
“I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU NOW, EVERY VEHICLE WE ENTER GETS DESTROYED.” I SAID.
“HEY NOT WITH ME AS LEADER” NEK SAID. “WE HAVE TO SAVE SUPPLIES. AND LIVES.”
NEK LAUGHED.
I FUCKING HATED THIS GUY.
ASF DROVE A TRUCK BY.
NEK GOT INTO THE PASSENGERS SEAT AND EVERYONE ELSE GOT INTO THE BACK.
COLTEN SIGHED.
“SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING FOR FIRST?” IZZY SAID.
“DONT KNOW” I SAID.
“DONT CARE” NICK SAID. “THE WAY I SEE IT, THIS LEADER WILL BE OUT OF HERE IN A SEC. I DOUBT HE'LL SURVIVE THE DEMONS.”
“WE'LL SEE.” WOOD SAID.
AFTER A WHILE THE TRUCK CAME TO A STOP.
WE CLIMBED OUT. EXCEPT IZZY. HE ROLLED. :W
“ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT OUT. LOL” NEK SAID.
“YOU'RE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.” I SAID.
“ALRIGHT GUYS, I THINK THE BLOOD GLOVES ARE JUST DOWN THIS PATH.” NEK SAID. “ASF, STAY HERE, KEEP THE TRUCK RUNNING.”
“K” ASF SAID.
WE WALKED DOWN THE PATH WITH NEK.
WE SOON WALKED INTO A FORREST.
IT WAS DARK IN THE FORREST.
“THERE THEY ARE!” NICK SAID.
NICK STARTED RUNNING BUT NEK HELD HIM BACK.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” NICK SAID.
“SLOPPY.” NEK SAID.
HE SHOOK HIS HEAD.
“VERY VERY SLOPPY.” NEK SAID.
“WHAT?” IZZY SAID.
“SOMEONE'S HERE BOYS.” NEK SAID. “UP IN THE TREE TO BE EXACT.”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW.” COLTEN SAID.
“LOOK AT THAT TREE. LOOK UNDER IT. TONS OF LEAVES RIGHT? LOOK UNDER THE OTHER TREES. NOT AS MANY LEAVES. LEAVES WOULD HAVE FALLEN OFF FROM PULLING ON BRANCHES. SCRAPE MARKS ON THE BARK FROM SHOES TRYING TO CLIMB UP. AND TO TOP IT OFF, THAT BRANCH AT THE TOP IS POINTING DOWN. WHY? IT'S BENDING FROM WIEGHT. SOMEONE WAS WAITING FOR ONE OF US TO GRAB THOSE GLOVES SO THEY COULD JUMP DOWN AND CRUSH US.” NEK SAID. “NICK, IF YOU'D DO THE HONORS AND DESTROY THAT TREE BRANCH.”
NICK SHOT OUT A LASER AT THE BRANCH, BUT THE PERSON JUMPED TO THE NEXT TREE.
NICK SHOT ANOTHER LASER BUT THE PERSON JUMPED TO THE NEXT TREE.
“HE'S A ROOKIE.” NEK SAID.
“A ROOKIE?” I SAID. “DO YOU KNOW HIM?”
“I KNOW WHO HE WORKS FOR AND WHAT HE DOES.” NEK SAID.
THE GUY JUMPED DOWN. HE WAS WEARING BLACK GLOVES, BLACK SHIRT, BLACK PANTS, BLACK BOOTS, AND BLACK GOGGLES.
THE ONLY THING THAT WASNT BLACK WAS HIS SKIN. AND THANK GOD BECAUSE I CANT STAND THOSE DAAAAAAAAMN NIGGERS.
THE GUY RAN UP TO NEK, BUT NEK KICKED HIM INTO A TREE.
“YOUR LUCK JUST RAN OUT JACK” NEK SAID.
NEK TOOK OUT A SHOTGUN AND FIRED INTO THE GUY'S WAIST WITHOUT HESITATION.
THE GUY FELL OVER LIFELESSLY.
WE TURNED OUR ATTENTION BACK TO THE BLOOD GLOVES.
THEN I SAW HIM.
IT WAS THAT SUPEREDDY GUY. HE HAD THE GLOVES IN HIS HAND.
“NICK, SHOOT HIM!” NEK SAID.
NICK FIRED A LASER BUT EDDY RAN UP A TREE.
“DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!” NEK SAID.
I RAN AFTER EDDY.
I WASN'T AS FAST AS HIM BUT I CLIMBED THE TREE.
HE WAS ALREADY JUMPING FROM TREETOP TO TREETOP.
I TOOK A DEEP BREATH. I LEAPED TO THE NEXT TREETOP.
I SLIPPED AND MY JAW HIT THE BRANCH. I CAUGHT MYSELF AND PULLED MYSELF UP. I CONTINUED LEAPING AND SLIPPING, UNTIL EDDY JUMPED TO THE GROUND.
I JUMPED TO THE GROUND, BUT I COULDN'T LAND ON MY FEET.
MY BACK HIT THE GROUND AND I THINK A ROCK BROKE THE SURFACE OF MY SKIN.
“GOD DAMMIT” I SAID.
EDDY STOPPED FOR A SECOND. ALMOST LIKE HE WAS WAITING FOR ME. I ROLLED OVER AND PUSHED MYSELF UP.
“GIVE ME THOSE GLOVES!” I SAID.
EDDY SLIPPED ON THE GLOVES.
“HEY! HEYY!” I SAID.
EDDY KEPT RUNNING.
“GRR” I SAID.
I RAN AFTER EDDY AS FAST AS I COULD.
WE RAN UP THE EDGE OF A CLIFF GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER.
I GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO EDDY AND DOVE FOR HIM, BUT HE TURNED AROUND AND KICKED ME IN THE JAW TWICE.
MY JAW WAS ALREADY SORE FROM THE BRANCH :L
I SLID DOWN THE EDGE, AND THEN OFF IT.
MY ARM HIT THE GROUND FIRST.
IT WAS THE SAME ARM ICE BROKE TWICE.
I FELT IT SHATTER.
“AHH” I SAID.
I PUSHED MYSELF UP WITH ONE ARM.
MY OTHER ARM FLOPPED AROUND.
I LOOKED AROUND FOR EDDY BUT HE WAS GONE.
NEK RAN UP TO ME.
“WHERE IS HE??” NEK SAID.
“I LOST HIM” I SAID.
“YOU FUCKING STUPID-” NEK SAID. “-LOL JK”
NEK PATTED ME ON THE BACK.
“LET'S GET BACK TO A2.” NEK SAID. “CAN'T GO AFTER WEAPONS WITH A DAMAGED TEAMMATE NOW CAN WE?”
“GUESS NOT.” I SAID.
NEK LED ME BACK TO THE REST OF THE TEAM.
“SO UH” I SAID. “WHO WERE THOSE GUYS EXACTLY?”
“..OH THEM?” NEK SAID. “MEH, NOBODIES. JUST SOME PEOPLE I'VE RAN INTO A COUPLE OF TIMES.”
“YOU SAID ROOKIE” I SAID. “WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?”
NEK STOPPED. HE TURNED TO ME.
“LOOK JIM” HE SAID. “YOU WORRY ABOUT THE DEMONS. I WORRY ABOUT THESE GUYS. IGHT?”
“OKAY...” I SAID.
NEK STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND.
THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING.
“YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!” NEK SAID. “LET'S GET BACK TO THE TEAM MY FRIEND.”

I SAT DOWN ON THE BED. MY ARM WAS BROKEN AND THEY HAD TO PUT A CAST ON IT.
“WELL THIS SUCKS” I SAID. “ATLEAST I CAN STILL SHOOT OUT MY BLADE.”
I SHOT OUT THE BLADE FROM THE CAST.
“THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU DO THAT?” COLTEN SAID.
“NO BUT THEY NEVER TOLD ME NOT TO.” I SAID.
NEK CAME INTO THE ROOM.
“HEY HEY HEY” NEK SAID. “WHAT'S WITH THIS RESTING.”
“WE ARE TIRED.” IZZY SAID.
“NO NO, FRIEND.” NEK SAID. “WE HAVE TO GO FOR THAT BLOOD MASK”
“COME. THE. FUCK. ON.” IZZY SAID.
“WE JUST GOT BACK.” NICK SAID.
“YES AND WE'RE WASTING TIME.” NEK SAID. “CMON YOU FUCKING LAZY ASSES”
NEK STOOD THERE FOR A SECOND. THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING.
“OH. OH YOU GUUUUYS” NEK SAID. “CMON. LETS GO.”
NEK WALKED OFF.
EVERYONE SIGHED.
I WALKED OUT THE ROOM.
BRANDON WAS THERE.
“WELL WELL WELL” BRANDON SAID. “IF IT ISNT THE LOSER”
“BRANDON.” I SAID.
“HEARD SHIDO DIED” BRANDON SAID.
“YUP” I SAID.
“AND YOU GOT NEK AS YOUR LEADER” BRANDON SAID.
“YUP” I SAID.
“LOL” BRANDON SAID. “DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR RAP BATTLE THIS WEEK”
“I WONT” I SAID.
“K” BRANDON SAID.
BRANDON WALKED AWAY.
“YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA TRY TO BEAT HIM AGAIN?” IZZY SAID.
“I HAVE TO. ITS PART OF BEING A MAN.” I SAID. “GOTTA FACE MY TROUBLES.”
“YOU'RE A FAGGOT” NICK SAID.
“NO YOU ARE” I SAID.
WE WALKED ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE LOBBY.
NEK WAS THERE.
“ALRIGHT SO I WAS READING THIS MAAAAAAP...” NEK SAID. “ANNNNNND...WE'RE VERY FAR FROM THAT BLOOD MASK.”
“SO?” IZZY SAID.
“THAT BATTLE IS STILL GOING ON.” NEK SAID. “SO WE CAN'T GET A PLANE. WITH THE TRUCK WE'LL GET THERE IN LIKE 2 DAYS.”
“SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO.” I SAID.
“WE'VE MADE AN ARRANGEMENT.” NEK SAID. “WE'LL BE GOING AROUND THE COUNTRY ON LING. WITH HIS SPEED, WE'LL GET THERE MUCH QUICKER.”
“ACTUALLY THIS IS A CONTINENT, NEK.” IZZY SAID.
“COUNTRY.” NEK SAID.
“CONTINENT.” IZZY SAID.
“COUNTRY!” NEK SAID.
“WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP” NICK SAID. “IT'S AN ISLAND.”
ASF RAN IN.
“OKAY..OKAY I JUST TALKED TO LING.” ASF SAID. “HE SAID HE'D DO IT.”
“GOOD.” NEK SAID. “LET'S GO BOYS”
WE RAN OUT OF A2.
SOLDIERS WERE SCRAMBLING AROUND HEADING OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
“HOW COME WE'RE NOT FIGHTING?” I SAID.
“WE'RE A DIFFERENT SQUAD. WITH A MORE POWERFUL ENEMY.” NEK SAID.
WE RAN TO THE SHORE.
“HE SHOULD BE HERE..” ASF SAID.
A TENTACLE SLAMMED ON THE SHORE.
“CLIMB ON” LING SAID.
WE CLIMBED UP ON THE TENTACLE AND CLIMBED ACROSS.
I NOTICED SOMETHING ON LINGS HEAD.
“WHATS THIS” I SAID.
“OH...EAZY INSISTED I BUILD A MACHINE GUN ON MY HEAD. BETTER FOR MY RIDERS.” LING SAID.
“I CALL MACHINE GUN” I SAID.
I GRABBED THE MACHINE GUN.
“ALRIGHT TIME TO GO FISHING” I SAID.
I STARTED BLASTING INTO THE OCEAN.
“HEY! HEY! JAMEZ!” NEK SAID. “THE OCEAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE AND THE FISH ARE APART OF IT.”
“LOOK IVE NEVER SEEN A MASTERPIECE TASTE BETTER WITH TARTER SAUCE AMIRITE FELLAS?” I SAID.
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING.
“JAMEZ, I UNDERSTAND YOUR INSENSITIVE MANNERISMS, BUT PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A BIT MORE CLASS AROUND ME.” NEK SAID.
5.4. 3. 2. 1.
NEK LAUGHED. HE POINTED AT ME.
“OOOOH LOOK AT THIS GUY!” HE SAID.
“IT'S GETTING VERY OLD VERY FAST.” I SAID.
“ALRIGHT LING. LET'S GO.” NEK SAID.
NEK PATTED LING.
LING STARTED SWIMMING. AFTER A WHILE HE WENT PRETTY FAST.
WE CUT THROUGH THE OCEAN LIKE RIK'S PENIS THROUGH TRISTAR'S MOUTH. WE KEPT GOING, CRUSHING ANYTHING IN OUR PATH.
THEN LING STARTED SHAKING.
NEK FELL OVER. HE PUNCHED LING.
“WHAT'S GOING ON??” NEK SAID.
“I THINK I JUST GO SHOT” LING SAID.
NEK LOOKED AROUND.
“THERE.” NEK SAID.
NEK POINTED TO TWO JETS IN THE DISTANCE.
“THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HEADING TO THE BATTLE” NEK SAID. “JAMEZ, DESTROY THEM”
“OH GOD OH GOD I ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THIS THING??” I SAID.
I AIMED AT THE FIRST JET.
“HURRY UP!!” NEK SAID.
I STARTED SHOOTING BUT THE FORCE OF THE GUN KNOCKED ME OFF. I FELL IN THE WATER.
“I CANT SWIM!!!” I SAID.
“YEAH CAUSE YOUR SONIC WE KNOW THAT SHIT” IZZY SAID.
“NO BECAUSE I HAVE A CAST YOU IDIOT, I CANT FILL IT WITH WATER, THE DOCTOR SAYS SO. DUH” I SAID.
NEK GRABBED THE MACHINE GUN.
LING PICKED ME UP WITH ONE OF HIS TENTACLES.
“THANK YOU LING.” I SAID.
NEK BLEW UP THE FIRST JET.
NEK SHOT AT THE OTHER JET AND SHOT IT'S WING. THE JET WAS CRASHING DOWN RIGHT TO US.
“GAH, I CAN'T GET IT” NEK SAID. “EVERYONE HOLD ON”
LING HELD ON TO ME TIGHTLY.
“I...CAN'T...BREATH...” I SAID.
THE JET HIT THE WATER AND A WAVE CRASHED INTO LING AND HE RELEASED HIS GRIP ON ME.
I FELL INTO THE WATER. AFTER TAKING A FEW SECONDS TO LET IT ALL SINK IN, NO PUN INTENDED, I SWAM BACK TO THE SURFACE.
I CAUGHT MY BREATH BUT THEN WAS HIT BY ANOTHER WAVE.
I FELL UNDERWATER AGAIN AND GRABBED MY HEAD.
A TENTACLE HIT ME AND I WAS PUSHED FURTHER INTO THE OCEAN.
THE CURRENT OF THE WAVES WERE PUSHING ME BACK.
I TRIED TO SWIM BACK TO LING BUT HE STARTED DISAPEARING FROM MY VISION.
MY CAST WAS STARTING TO GET RLY HEAVY TOO.
MY BACK HIS THE JET.
IT'S NOSE WAS FIRMLY IMPLANTED INTO THE SAND.
I GRABBED ONTO IT'S REMAINING WING AND HELD ON FOR LIFE.
IT WAS HARD WITH ONLY ONE HAND.
I NOTICED THE PILOT HAD NEVER EJECTED, AND HAD MOST LIKELY DIED FROM IMPACT.
THERE HAD TO BE SOME SORT OF AIRTANK IN THERE.
I KICKED OPEN THE WIND SHIELD.
THE GLASS RIPPED INTO MY SKIN LIKE RIK'S DICK RIPPING INTO TRISTAR'S ASS.
I STARTED BLEEDING.
I DIDN'T WORRY I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S SHARKS OR CROCODILES IN AUSTRALIA.
MY CHEST STARTED TO HURT.
I CLIMBED INTO THE JET.
I OPENED A HATCH AND FOR A MOMENT THERE WAS AIR. BUT THEN WATER RUSHED IN, AND I WAS SMACKED INTO A WALL.
THE RUSHING WATER TOOK MORE BREATH OUT OF ME AND NOW THE CURRENTS WERE MOVING THE JET OUT OF THE SAND.
I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE.
I TRIED GOING OUT THE HATCH BUT THE RUSHING WATER MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE. I TOOK OUT MY BLADES AND STABBED INTO THE WALLS OF THE JET.
A SHARK POKED IT'S HEAD INTO THE WINDSHIELD AND GRABBED THE PILOT.
I CUT MY WAY OUT THE JET.
ABOUT A DOZEN SHARKS WERE AT THE WINDSHIELD TRYING TO GET THEIR OWN FOOD. MY BLOOD CARRIED OVER TO THEM AND THEY SOON NOTICED ME.
I SWAM TO THE TOP AND CAUGHT SOME AIR. A SHARK SANK IT'S TEETH RIGHT INTO MY LEG.
I SLICED INTO IT WITH MY BLADE.
DOZENS OF SHARKS WERE SWARMING ME BUT I KEPT SLICING THEM UP, KILLING THEM LIKE FLIES.
WHEN I HAD CLEARED THEM OUT, I WENT BACK TO THE TOP.
I TOOK SOME DEEP BREATHS FOR A WHILE AND THEN TRIED TO FIND THE SHORE.
IT STARTED RAINING. BLACK CLOUDS STARTED COMING IN. IT WAS STORMING AND IF I WAS OUT IN THE OCEAN I WAS SCREWED.
THE RAIN PRACTICALLY FOGGED EVERYTHING. I COULD BARELY SEE.
I SQUINTED AND SAW A BLACK FIGURE. IT HAD TO BE LING. I SWAM FORWARD.
AS I GOT CLOSER I REALIZED IT WAS LING.
“LING!! LINNG!!” I SHOUTED.
I COULD FEEL MY LEG STILL BLEEDING.
I SWAM FASTER AND FASTER TO REACH LING.
I HEARD SOMETHING TO THE SIDE OF ME. LIKE WOOSHING OR SOMETHING.
I TURNED AND SAW A GIANT FIN COMING AT ME FROM THE WATER.
THE SIZE OF THIS FIN MEANT IT WASN'T JUST ANY OLD SHARK.
IT BIT INTO MY SIDE A DRAGGED ME.
I WAS PULLED UNDERWATER AND I SAW IT.
A GREAT WHITE SHARK.
OR IN FINR, A GREATW. AMIRITE???
IT SHOOK ME TRYING TO TEAR ME INTO PIECES SINCE SHARKS CANNOT CHEW. BUT SINCE I AM RETARDED I THOUGHT HE WAS BEGGING ME NOT TO KILL HIM.
I CHOPPED ONE OF MY BLADES ON HIS HEAD AND IT GOT STUCK THERE.
HE LET GO OF ME AND SHOOK ME OFF.
THE SHARK STARTED BLEEDING NOW.
THE SHARK HIT ME WITH HIS TAIL FIN. THEN HE CHOMPED ONTO ME AGAIN.
I CHOPPED OFF HIS FIN.
“HA! NOW YOU'RE A GIRL SHARK!” I SAID.
THE SHARK SPIT ME OUT AND STARTED SWIMMING AWAY IN RETREAT.
“THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!” I SAID.
YOU MAY BE WONDERING HOW I CAN TALK UNDERWATER. LET'S JUST SAY I VOLUNTEERED FOR A LOT OF MEDICAL SCIENCE TESTING PROJECTS.
I SWAM BACK UP TO THE SURFACE.
THE SHARK HAD KNOCKED ME OFF COURSE.
I COULDN'T SEE LING. ALL I COULD SEE WAS RAIN AND WATER.
THE WATER MOVED RAPIDLY NOW. IT'D BE HARD TO SWIM IN IT.
WATER HIT MY FACE.
“LIIIIIIING!” I SHOUTED.
NO ONE CAME.
LOLCAME.
I TUGGED THROUGH THE WATER WHILE BEING SMACKED AROUND BY THE MINIWAVES.
SHARKS CAME, AND SHARKS DIED.
MY ARM IN MY CAST WAS THROBBING NOW. THE WIEGHT WAS KILLING IT.
I BEGAN SWIMMING WITH ONE ARM BUT THAT GOT ME NO WHERE.
I STARTED TAKING THE PAIN AND SWIMMING WITH BOTH ARMS.
FINALLY, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW, I REACHED THE SHORE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SWAM ALL THE WAY TO INDIA OR WHAT. BUT I WAS ON LAND.
I ROLLED ONTO MY BACK AND RESTED.
I SIGHED.
“HEY LOOK IT'S JAMEZ!” A GUY SAID.
I LOOKED UP.
A GROUP OF GUYS WERE STANDING ABOVE ME. WITH NR UNIFORMS.
“GOD. DAMMIT.” I SAID.
“WHAT...WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE JAMEZ?” THE GUY SAID. “COME TO FIGHT IN THE BATTLE.”
I GOT UP.
“NO DON'T GET UP.” ONE GUY SAID.
HE PUSHED ME INTO ONE GUY, AND THAT GUY PUSHED ME ON THE GROUND.
A GUY TOOK OUT HIS GUN AND AIMED IT AT ME.
“I SAY WE FINISH THIS NOW” HE SAID.
“WELL FUCK DUDE” I SAID.
THEN THE GUY WAS PULLED BACKWORDS AND A BLADE SHOT OUT OF HIS CHEST. HE DROPPED HIS GUN.
I LOOKED OVER TO SEE SUPEREDDY PULL A BLADE OUT OF THE GUY. BLADES JUST LIKE MINE.
HE PUSHED THE GUY ON THE GROUND.
“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY NOW??” ONE GUY SAID.
ANOTHER GUY TOOK HIS GUN OUT AND EDDY LEAPED OVER A GUY.
EDDY USED HIM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FROM THE GUNSHOT AND THEN PUSHED HIM DOWN. EDDY SLICED ONE GUY'S NECK, AND THEN STABBED THE OTHER GUY IN THE HEART.
THEY BOTH FELL DOWN.
THE LAST GUY TOOK OUT HIS GUN.
“STAY BACK!” HE SAID.
EDDY WALKED UP TO HIM AND THE GUY SHOT.
EDDY LEANED OVER AND DODGED THE BULLET AND THEN DECAPITATED THE GUY'S HEAD.
I CRAWLED OVER AND PICKED UP A GUN.
I AIMED IT AT EDDY.
I SHOT AT HIM BUT I MISSED.
EDDY TURNED OVER TO ME.
I SHOT AGAIN.
EDDY SLICED THE BULLET INTO TWO.
“HOW THE FUCK??” I SAID.
I GOT UP.
EDDY GRABBED THE GUN OUT OF MY HAND AND THREW IT TO THE SIDE.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES.
“ALRIGHT JUST TRY TO KILL ME” I SAID. “I MADE IT TO LEVEL 5”
I BROUGHT MY BLADES UP AND TRIED TO SLICE EDDY, BUT HE SWIFTLY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND KICKED ME ON THE GROUND.
I HIT THE GROUND AND MY VISION STARTED GETTING FUZZY.
“GIMME...THAT...HOOD...GIMME....” I SAID.
BUT THEN I WAS OUT.

I WOKE UP IN A GRASSY FIELD. EDDY WAS THERE.
“AH-HA!” I SAID.
I GOT UP AND SHOT OUT MY BLADES.
“SHOULD HAVE FINISHED ME OFF DOUCHEBAG!” I SAID. “NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!”
I RAN TO EDDY BUT HE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY. I SLIPPED ON THE MUDDY GROUND AND FELL DOWN.
IT WAS STILL RAINING.
“ALRIGHT..ALRIGHT..” I SAID. “GIMME THE HOOD AND THE GLOVES.”
“NO.” EDDY SAID.
“ALRIGHT THEN..” I SAID.
I RAN TO EDDY AGAIN AND HE KICKED ME ON THE GROUND. I QUICKLY GOT UP AND HE WASN'T THERE.
“EDDY?” I SAID.
I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY LEFT SHOULDER, I TURNED AROUND AND SAW EDDY THERE.
EDDY JUST STOOD THERE. THE PAIN WENT AWAY.
“WHAT'D YOU DO??” I SAID.
EDDY THREW SOME SAND IN MY EYES.
“AHH WTF YOU ASSHOLE!” I SAID.
I FELT THE SHARP PAIN IN MY RIGHT SHOULDER.
I COULDN'T SEE SO I SWUNG IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION.
EDDY BLOCKED MY ARM.
I GOT MOST OF THE SAND OUT OF MY EYES. I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY BACK AND I TURNED AROUND.
EDDY WAS FAR AWAY STARING AT ME.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” I SAID.
EDDY JUMPED UP INTO A TREE AND VANSIHED.
I RAN AFTER HIM. I STOPPED AT THE TREE.
“GET BACK HERE!” I SAID.
I TRIED TO JUMP INTO THE TREE BUT I COULDN'T.
I STOOD THERE IN THE RAIN.
“WELL GOD DAMMIT.” I SAID.
I RETRACTED THE BLADES.
I STARTED WALKING HOPING TO FIND A2. I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE SHORE AND THEN I WALKED ALONG THE SHORE. THE STORM WAS CALMING DOWN NOW, AND THE WAVES WERE GETTING LESS RAPID. MY SHOES WERE COMPLETELY COVERED IN MUD, WET SAND, AND SALT WATER.
I GOT TIRED AFTER A WHILE AND SAT DOWN ON THE SHORE. MY ASS GOT SANDY.
I SIGHED. I TRIED DRAWING IN THE SAND WITH MY BLADES.
THEN I GOT A SHARP PAIN IN MY BACK.
“EDDY!” I SAID.
I TURNED AROUND BUT IT WASN'T EDDY. IT WAS SKY.
SKY WAS POINTING A SHOTGUN AT ME.
“JAMEZ.” SKY SAID.
“SKY.” I SAID.
WE STOOD OFF THERE FOR A SECOND.
“YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME TODAY SKY” I SAID. “YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE SHIT I'VE BEEN THROUGH.”
“AND YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THE SHIT I'VE HAD TO GO THROUGH.” SKY SAID.
I GRIPPED MY FISTS TOGETHER. THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TOUGH FIGHT. SKY HELD HIS GRIP ON THE SHOTGUN. I HAD TO SURPRISE HIM. I WAS GOING TO TWIRL OVER AND DODGE HIS SHOT AND THEN PLANT A BLADE RIGHT INTO HIS SIDE. I SLID ONE OF MY FEET BACK PREPARING FOR THE JUMP. THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE.
I LEAPED UP AND TWIRLED, AND SKY FIRED 2 SHOTS INTO MY STOMACH. I FLEW BACK INTO THE AIR AND LANDED IN THE OCEAN.
I FLOATED BACK OUT INTO THE SEA WHERE MY BLOOD MIXED WITH THE SALTWATER. MY VISION WAS FADING BUT I COULD SEE SKY WAS PUTTING AWAY HIS GUN AND WALKING AWAY.
SHARK FINS WERE COMING AT ME FROM A DISTANCE. I GAVE UP AND GAVE INTO DEATH.
THEN A SPEEDBOAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND THE GUY ON IT SHOT THE SHARKS. HE PULLED ME ONTO THE BOAT.
“HMM..” HE SAID. “JAMEZ??”
THEN I PASSED OUT.
I WOKE UP IN A2.
“JAMEZ!” WOOD SAID.
“WOOD?” I SAID. “WHAT HAPPENED?”
“ABOVE TEXT” WOOD SAID.
“OH.” I SAID. “WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? ”
“...THEY DIDNT COME. THEY WERE ALL HOPING YOU WERE DEAD.” WOOD SAID. “IZZY WAS EVEN ABOUT TO PULL THE PLUG BUT THEN A COMMERCIAL FOR MCDONALDS DISTRACTED HIM.”
“SAVED BY MCDONALDS YET AGAIN.” I SAID.
NEK WALKED IN.
“AHH FINALLY AWAKE! OKAY LET'S GO!” NEK SAID.
“GO WHERE??” I SAID.
“WE HAVE TO GET THAT BLOOD MASK. IT WAS A MISSION FAILURE. NO WORRIES, WE HAVE A JET THIS TIME.” NEK SAID.
NEK CLAPPED HIS HANDS TOGETHER.
“SO. LET'S GO.” NEK SAID.
“I ALMOST DIED” I SAID. “CAN'T I REST? I MEAN JESUS.”
NEK STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND.
THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING.
“OF COURSE, OF COURSE, I'M JUST JOKING AROUND.” NEK SAID. “WOOD, LET'S GO. JAMEZ. YOU STAY HERE. YOU REST. LOL.”
“YEAH OKAY...” I SAID.
WOOD AND NEK LEFT THE ROOM.
“HMM..” I SAID. “WHAT IS THERE TO DO...”
I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW. IT WAS STILL RAINING.
“WHEN WILL THIS RAIN END??” I SAID.
I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY SHOULDER.
IT WAS NIGHT NOW AND VERY DARK. I HEARD A TAP ON MY WINDOW.
I LOOKED OVER. NOTHING.
I HEARD ANOTHER TAP.
NOTHING.
A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FLASHED AND I SAW EDDY'S MASK PRESSED UP AGAINST THE WINDOW. IT VANISHED WHEN THE FLASH DID.
“AHH!” I SAID.
I TOOK OUT ONE OF MY BLADES AND SMASHED THROUGH THE WINDOW BUT I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING.
A GUARD CAME IN.
“WTF??” HE SAID.
“YOU GOTTA STAY HERE MAN” I SAID. “THERE'S THIS GUY WHO KEEPS FOLLOWING ME OR SOMETHING”
“OKAY, WHO.” THE GUARD SAID.
“OKAY. HIS NAME IS SUPEREDDY HE HAS A HOOD AND EVERYTHING” I SAID.
“AND CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM.” THE GUARD SAID.
“HE HAS A HOOD...AND EVERYTHING” I SAID.
“IN DETAIL.” THE GUARD SAID.
“WELL..HE HAS THIS ONE MASK THAT SMILES AT YOU CREEPILY AND HE'S LIKE AMAZING AT FIGHTING HE HAS THESE BLADES AND STUFF” I SAID.
“...” THE GUARD SAID. “SOUNDS LIKE THE LEGEND OF MAGNETO.”
“WAT” I SAID.
“WELL AROUND AUSTRALIA, PEOPLE HAVE HAD THESE SIGHTINGS OF A “GHOST” OR SOME SORT. USUALLY HAPPENS AT NIGHT OR DURING RAIN.” THE GUARD SAID. “THE GHOST HELPS THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS AND CAN BE QUITE SCARY WHEN FIRST SEEN.”
“NO..NO...I'VE SEEN HIM DURING THE DAY.” I SAID.
“IN A FORREST?” THE GUARD SAID. “HE GETS A LOT OF FORREST SIGHTINGS.”
“OKAY WELL WHAT EXACTLY IS HIS LEGEND.” I SAID.
“MEH ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO PEOPLE STARTED SEEING THIS HOODED GUY IN A CREEPY MASK KILLING PEOPLE. WHEN THE POLICE WENT AFTER HIM HE DISAPEARED. THERE HAVE BEEN NUMEROUS UNCONFIRMED SIGHTINGS SINCE THEN. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY HE'S A GHOST, BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST ONE GUY THE POLICE COULDN'T CATCH. THE OTHER SIGHTINGS ARE JUST BULLSHIT TO FUEL THE LEGEND.” THE GUARD SAID.
“SO YOU THINK IM BULLSHIT.” I SAID.
“I THOUGHT SO BEFORE YOU EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.” THE GUARD SAID. “WHEN SWC TOOK OVER THE SIGHTINGS NUMBER DECREASED. PROBABLY BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT RK AND SUNNY TO MAKE UP LIES ABOUT SEEING A FAKE GHOST. MAKES SENSE DOESNT IT?”
“BUT I SAW HIM!” I SAID. “HE FUCKING THREW SAND IN MY EYES.”
“JAMEZ. STOP GETTING HIGH.” THE GUARD SAID.
THE GUARD WALKED OUT.
“NO DONT LEAVE ME!!” I SAID.
I LOOKED AT THE SMASHED WINDOW. WATER WAS FLOODING IN. HE COULD GET IN HERE EASILY NOW AND KILL ME.
I HAD A PLAN. I PUT MY ARMS UNDER THE BLANKET AND TOOK OUT MY BLADES. THE MINUTE THAT FUCKER JUMPS ON MY I END HIS LIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
IF HE HAD ONE.
“IS THERE A BROKEN WINDOW-” A GUY SAID.
“AHHH!” I SAID.
I SLASHED HIM WITH THE BLADES.
HE FELL OVER DEAD.
“OH FUCK” I SAID. “I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GHOST.”
THE GUARD FROM BEFORE WALKED IN.
“WTF??” HE SAID.
“HE COULDN'T TAKE HIS JOB AS A WINDOW FIXER ANYMORE SO HE COMMITTED SUICIDE.” I SAID.
“WITH WHAT? YOUR BLOODY BLADES??” THE GUARD SAID.
I LOOKED AT MY BLADES. THEY WERE DRIPPING WITH BLOODS.
“THESE? NO THESE ARE...TAMPONS.” I SAID.
“ALRIGHT JAMEZ THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU KILL SOMEONE ACCIDENTLY.” THE GUARD SAID. “I'M TELLING EAZY.”
“NO! NO!!” I SAID.
THE GUARD RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
“YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!” HE SAID.
“NO!! YOU'RE GROUNDED!” I SAID.
I GOT OFF THE BED AND RAN AFTER HIM.
THE GUARD RAN UP THE STAIRS. I FOLLOWED.
“CAN'T TELL EAZY IF YOU'RE BUSY FALLING DOWN STAIRS!” I SAID.
I GRABBEDHIS SHOULDER AND PULLED HIM BACK AND HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. I LOOKED BACK LAUGHING AT HIM AND THEN I RAN INTO A POLE THAT WAS RANDOMLY PUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAIRCASE.
“HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING” THE POLE SAID.
“SORRY POLE.” I SAID.
THE GUARD RAN PAST ME.
“FUCK!” I SAID.
I TRIED TO CATCHUP WITH HIM.
I STOPPED.
“HA YOU IDIOT!” I SHOUTED AT HIM. “YOU RAN RIGHT PAST THE TELEPORTER THAT TELEPORTS YOU TO EAZY!”
I WALKED OVER TO THE TELEPORTER AND PULLED THE DOORS OPEN MYSELF.
“JAMEZ THATS AN ELEVATOR SHAFT!” THE GUARD SAID.
“HA HA YEEEAH RIGHT NICE TRY” I SAID. “YOU THINK I'VE NEVER PLAYED SUPER MARIO 64?”
THE GUARD RAN TO ME.
HE GRABBED ME.
“JAMEZ STOP YOU IDIOT” HE SAID.
“WANT IT ALL FOR YOURSELF EH?” I SAID.
I TRIED TO PULL HIM OFF ME BUT HE FELL INTO THE TELEPORTER. HE GRABBED ONTO THE EDGE.
“JAMEZ! JAMEZ HELP!” THE GUARD SAID.
“OOOOOOOOH!” I SAID. “I'M TELLIN!”
“NO JAMEZ HELP ME” THE GUARD SAID.
I STARTED RUNNING TO EAZY AGAIN. THE GUARD KEPT SHOUTING TO ME AS I RAN. SORE LOSER.
I GOT TO EAZY PANTING.
“JAMEZ, WHAT??” EAZY SAID.
“THAT ONE GUARD..HE WAS PLAYING...IN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT..AND...HE BROKE YOUR WINDOW...AND HE WAS PLAYING KICKBALL IN THE HOUSE” I SAID.
“...” EAZY SAID. “WELL THAT SON OF A BITCH”
EAZY TOOK OUT HIS BELT.
“WHERE IS THIS MOTHER FUCKER” EAZY SAID.
“HE SHOULD BE TELEPORTING HE ANY SECOND.” I SAID.
THE ELEVATOR DINGED AND THE DOORS OPENED.
THE GUARD WALKED OUT WITH BRUISES ALL OVER HIM AND A LEG TORN OFF.
“FUCK. YOU.” HE SAID.
“CJ?” EAZY SAID.
“THIS MAAAAAAAAN” CJ SAID. “LEFT ME HANGING IN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT.”
“YOU WERE GONNA TELL ON ME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.” I SAID.
“YOU'RE INSANE AND I JUST BLEEDED TO DEATH” CJ SAID.
CJ FELL ON THE GROUND.
“SOMEBODY GET IN HERE AND FIX HIM OR SOME SHIT.” EAZY SAID. “AND WHILE HE'S LAYING THERE...”
EAZY STARTED BEATING CJ WITH THE BELT.
“THAT'S FOR PLAYING KICKBALL!” EAZY SAID.
EAZY TOOK OUT A BIGGER BELT.
“I GOT THIS ONE FROM NICKSPARENTS.ORG.” EAZY SAID.
WHILE EAZY WENT TO TOWN ON CJ, I HEADED BACK DOWNSTAIRS.
I WENT BACK TO MY HOSPITOL ROOM. THE FLOOR AND WINDOW WERE ALL MUDDY NOW. THE MAN WAS GONE AS WAS ANY TRACES HE WAS EVER HERE.
A SMILEY FACE WAS CUT INTO MY BED.
“SDKNSDFKNSD” I SAID.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES.
ONE SHOT OUT INTO A NURSE.
“OH GOD DAMMIT” I SAID.
I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.
“ALRIGHT EDDY WHERE ARE YOU” I SAID.
I WAITED OUTSIDE BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP. I WENT BACK INSIDE.
EAZY WALKED IN.
“DAMMIT JAMEZ” EAZY SAID. “YOU GOT MUD ALL OVER THE PLACE AND CUT INTO YOUR BED??”
“NO!!! IT WAS SUPEREDDY!!!” I SAID.
“BULL” EAZY SAID. “CLEAN THIS UP WHILE I GO RAPE THIS NURSE.”
EAZY DRAGGED THE DEAD NURSE OUT OF THE ROOM.
I SIGHED.
THE NEXT MORNING MY TEAM CAME BACK.
“SO DID YOU GUYS FIND THE BLOOD VAGINA OR WHATEVER” I SAID.
“NO WE DIDN'T.” IZZY SAID. “BECAUSE APPARENTLY ASF HAS A HARD TIME PILOTING IN RAIN.”
“LOOK, THE RAIN WAS BRINGIN DOWN THE PLANE.” ASF SAID. “I HAVE REFRAIN FROM FLYING THIS BIG PLANE IN THE HEAVY RAIN. OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST INSANE.”
“WELL, IT'S NOT RAINING TODAY SO NOW WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO GO” NEK SAID.
IZZY STARTED SHAKING. HE GRABBED NEK.
“LISTEN. YOU. FUCKING. ASSHOLE.” IZZY SAID. “WE. WANT. SLEEP. WE FUCKING WANT SLEEP. OKAY????”
NEK STARTED LAUGHING.
“OF COURSE MAN I'M JUST KIDDING. WE'LL GO LATER.” NEK SAID.
NEK PATTED IZZY AND THEN WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
“FUCKIN HATE THIS GUY” IZZY SAID.
EVERYONE ELSE WALKED OUT.
“HM” I SAID. “WHAT IS THERE TO DO.”
THEN STEPH WALKED IN.
“HEY FUTURE DAD” STEPH SAID.
“OH JESUS.” I SAID.
“LOOK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE AROUND MORE TO HELP ME.” STEPH SAID.
“HELP YOU DO WHAT?” I SAID.
“EAT.” STEPH SAID. “I NEED FOOD. YOU HAVE TO GET IT.”
“NO. I DONT EVEN LIKE YOU” I SAID.
STEPH GRABBED ME.
“LISTEN YOU FUCKING DICK” STEPH SAID. “I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A HERO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BROKEN ARM. I WILL DESTROY YOU.”
“TRUST ME. YOU'VE ALREADY DESTROYED MY PENIS WITH YOUR FACE.” I SAID.
“AND I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR TEAM. WHO'S THIS WOOD GIRL. HM?” STEPH SAID.
“WTF. SHES MY TEAMMATE NOTHING EL-WAIT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE WERE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP” I SAID.
“OF COURSE WE ARE. I'M NOT RAISING THIS BABY BY MYSELF.” STEPH SAID.
“FINE...” I SAID. “WE'LL JUST GO TO THE BABY STORE TODAY TO-SURPRISE ABORTION!!”
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES. BUT SOME GUY WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND RUINED IT.
“HELLO.” HE SAID.
I RETRACTED MY BLADES.
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.” I SAID.
“N_GAMER.” HE SAID.
“HAVENT I MET YOU ONCE..?” I SAID.
“MAYBE, BUT ITS A NEW STORY SO ALL THE CHARACTERS RESET.” N_GAMER SAID.
“OH. WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.” I SAID.
“I AM THE VICE PRESIDENT OF A2.” N_GAMER SAID.
“I THOUGHT ASF WAS.” I SAID.
“NO.” N SAID. “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT”
“WELL I JUST SEE HIM WITH EAZY A LOT.” I SAID. “GUESS THEY'RE JUST LIFE PARTNERS.”
“WELL” N SAID. “I JUST LIKE GOING AROUND SEEING HOW ALL THE PATIENTS ARE DOING. GOOD DAY TO YOU.”
“YEAH BYE” I SAID.
N WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
“WELL THAT WAS ODD.” I SAID. “ANYWAYS WHERE WERE WE”
I TOOK OUT THE BLADES.
“HOLD IT JAMEZ” STEPH SAID. “I KNEW YOU'D TRY TO KILL THIS BABY BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU.”
“WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? FIGHT ME?” I SAID.
“YES. IN COURT.” STEPH SAID.
“WHAT???” I SAID.
“I'M SUEING YOU FOR ATTEMPT AT ILLEGAL ABORTION.” STEPH SAID.
“WHAT!!!” I SAID. “I'LL SEE YOU THERE BITCH! IMMA HAVE A LAWYER AND EVERYTHING!”
“WELL. I GUESS YOUR NOT THE FATHER I THOUGHT YOU WERE WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.” STEPH SAID.
“WERE NOT MARRIED!” I SAID.
“OH BY THE WAY WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT WE GOT MARRIED.” STEPH SAID.
“YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!” I SAID.
“I CAN. AND I DID.” STEPH SAID. “AND IM GONNA DIVORCE YOU, AND IM GOING TO GET THOSE BLADES.”
“WTF” I SAID. “YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH”
“SO NOW YOU'RE VERBALLY ABUSING ME?” STEPH SAID. “GOTTA TELL MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS.”
“I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO KILL YOU.” I SAID.
“THREATNING ME!!” STEPH SAID.
“GOD DAMMIT” I SAID.
“PROFANITY INFRONT OF THE CHILD?” STEPH SAID.
“HE ISNT EVEN BORN YET!” I SAID.
“THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DOESNT HAVE EARS YET” STEPH SAID.
“...HE DOESNT.” I SAID. “YOU'RE 5 DAYS PREGNANT. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ARMS YET. FOR THAT MATTER HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW YOUR PREGNANT.”
STEPH SLAPPED ME. THEN SHE WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
“WHAT WAS THAT FOR” I SAID.
I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
“SOMEONE'S GOTTA BE A LAWYER AROUND HERE...” I SAID.

WE WERE ALL SITTING AROUND THE MEETING TABLE IN NR.
“GENTLEMEN.” AJ SAID. “WE HAVE RECEIVED THIS TAPE FROM THE DEMONS. MOST LIKELY CONGRATULATING US ON DEFEATING SHIDO. “
“HEY WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TACO” DARKY SAID.
“AW HE RAN AWAY FROM NR OR SOMETHING” AJ SAID.
AJ PUT THE TAPE IN THE VCR. THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID VCR.
THE BOY AJ HAD SENT TO TELL THE DEMONS OF NR'S SUCCESS APPEARED ON THE SCREEN.
“UM...HELLO NR..” THE BOY SAID.
“HI” DARKY SAID.
“DARKY HE CANT HEAR YOU” KIRIN SAID.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW.” DARKY SAID.
“YEAH KIRIN MAYBE HE CAN” DRAG SAID.
KIRIN SIGHED.
“...UM..” THE BOY SAID. “YOU ARE ALL...RETARDS...”
“YOU START DRAFTING MENTALLY HANDICAPPED INTO THE ARMY AND SUDDENLY YOUR RETARDS.” AJ SAID. “NICE. REAL MATURE GUYS.”
“YOU NEVER KILLED SHIDO...” THE BOY SAID. “...THE DEMONS DID...”
“...” AJ SAID.
“...” DARKY SAID. “THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE CREDIT FOR OUR KILL!”
“I KNOW!!” AJ SAID.
“UM....YOU...I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE...” THE BOY SAID.
“DO IT” SOMEONE SAID.
“NO...I'M NOT READING THIS ANYMORE..” THE BOY SAID.
A GIRL CAME ONTO THE SCREEN.
“OH WHOS THAT SHE LOOKS NICE.” DARKY SAID.
SHE GRABBED THE BOY'S HEAD AND RIPPED IT OFF.
“DOESNT MEAN SHE ISNT NICE” DARKY SAID.
“PAUSE IT HERE!” I SAID.
AJ GRABBED THE REMOTE.
“NOW WHICH BUTTON IS PAUSE...” AJ SAID.
“THE ONE WITH THE TWIN TOWERS ON IT” GEN SAID.
“WHERES THAT” AJ SAID.
“SHOULD BE AT THE TIP OF THE REMOTE” KIRIN SAID.
“I DON'T SEE IT” AJ SAID.
“WILL YOU JUST FUCKING FIND IT” I SAID.
AT LAST AJ PAUSED THE VIDEO.
I LOOKED AT THE GIRL.
“THAT'S ICE.” I SAID.
“WHO'S ICE” DARKY SAID.
“EGG. ZACTLY.” I SAID. “THIS IS THE MYSTERIOUS GIRL WHO KEEPS POPPING UP EVERYWHERE.”
“WHOEVER PLAYED THE PART AS THE BOY DID VERY WELL.” DRAG SAID.
“CONTINUE IT” I SAID.
AJ TURNED OFF THE TV.
“WTF” AJ SAID.
“YOU PRESSED THE POWER BUTTON, OLD MAN.” DARKY SAID.
“WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS A BUTTON” AJ SAID.
“LEMME HAVE IT” I SAID.
I TOOK IT OUT OF AJ'S HANDS AND TURNED ON THE TV. I CONTINUED THE FILM.
“DID YOU GUYS JUST REALIZE WE PAUSED A VCR WITH A REMOTE?” KIRIN SAID. “IT'S KIND OF FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT”
“STFU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT” AJ SAID.
RK WALKED ONTO THE SCREEN.
“HEY LOOK IT'S RK” GEN SAID.
“LISTEN DUMBASSES” RK SAID. “YOU DIDN'T KILL SHIDO. WE KILLED SHIDO.”
“THOSE DIRTY LIARS” DARKY SAID.
“WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D GIVE A HEADS UP” RK SAID. “WE'RE GONNA BE COMING BY...SOMETIME AROUND...NOW?”
“YEAH NOW” ICE SAID.
“OKAY. SO WERE COMING NOW AND UM..” RK SAID. “BY THE WAY WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS TAPE. SOOOO GOOD BYE.”
THE TAPE ENDED AND IT WAS JUST A BLUE SCREEN.
“WAT” DRAG SAID.
RK FELL DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND CRUSHED THE TABLE.
“THAT COSTED LIKE 250 DOLLARS BRO” AJ SAID.
“CMON GUYS WE CAN TAKE HIM” DARKY SAID. “I MEAN, WE KILLED SHIDO WE CAN KILL ANYONE”
RK GRABBED DARKY'S THROAT.
“AAAAACK” DARKY SAID. “STOP STOP”
“NONE OF YOU KILLED SHIDO. WE KILLED SHIDO.” RK SAID.
“SPEAKING OF WE..” AJ SAID. “WHERE'S THE REST OF SWC...?”
“LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.” RK SAID.
AJ GOT A SCARED LOOK ON HIS FACE. SLOWLY HE TURNED OUT THE WINDOW.
“THERE'S NOTHING THERE.” AJ SAID.
“MADE YOU LOOK” RK SAID. “THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE.”
ONE BY ONE THE DEMONS DROPPED.
ZERO, HYPER, AND ICE.
RK'S PERSONAL BODY GUARDS I GUESS.
RK TOSSED DOWN DARKY.
“CMON GUYS LET'S GET EM” DARKY SAID.
“DARKY...SHUT UP..” AJ SAID.
“WHY” DARKY SAID.
“YEAH WHY SHOULD HE” GEN SAID.
THEN ICE FROZE GEN.
“THAT'S WHY” ICE SAID.
I HAD LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT ICE IN THE 2 MINUTES I HAD MET HER. SHE WAS LIKE A BEAR. WHAT I MEAN IS, IF YOU SAW A BEAR AND IT DIDNT SEE YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? THERE ARE 2 THINGS PEOPLE WOULD DO. THE SMART PEOPLE WOULD KEEP QUIET AND GTFO OF THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE RIGHT? IT'S THAT EASY. BUT THE RETARDS...THEY SEE THE BEAR AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO IT. LIKE IT'S JUST ANOTHER CREATURE THEY CAN PASS BY. SO THEY CONTINUE MAKING NOISE AND DOING THEIR NORMAL ACTIVITY AND THEN WHEN THE BEAR NOTICES THEM, THEY GET MAULED TO DEATH. SO BASICALLY, IF YOU NEVER STAND OUT TO THE BEAR, THE BEAR WILL NEVER NOTICE YOU, AND YOU LIVE.
AJ PUT HIS HANDS UP.
“OKAY OKAY” AJ SAID. “ANYTHING YOU GUYS WANT...ITS YOURS. JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL US-SURPRISE GUN SHOT!!”
AJ TOOK A GUN FROM HIS BACK POCKET AND PULLED THE TRIGGER.
BUT THE GUN JUST FELL APART.
“THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY MILITARY SUPPLIES FROM THAT HOMELESS MAN BEHIND THE HOME DEPOT...” AJ SAID.
RK TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN SWORD.
“WHOA WHOA WHERED YOU GET THAT??” AJ SAID.
“WE KILLED SHIDO. REMEMBER?” RK SAID.
HYPER TOOK OUT SOME BAT.
“AND WTF IS THAT” AJ SAID.
“BLOOD BAT” RK SAID.
“OH FUCK” AJ SAID. “YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT. REALLY GUYS.”
“HOW ABOOOOOOUT....YOUR HEAD” ICE SAID.
“NO..NO I HAVE TO LIVE. BUT ANYTHING ELSE. YOU CAN HAVE DARKY” AJ SAID.
“YOU DONT WANT ME...TAKE KIRIN” DARKY SAID.
“PLEASE KILL ME.” KIRIN SAID.
I BACKED UP SLOWLY. MY PLAN WAS TO GET TO THE WINDOW AND THEN JUMP OUT OF THERE.
“HEY FAGGOT” RK SAID.
HE POINTED THE SWORD AT ME.
“DIDN'T I KILL YOU” RK SAID.
“MY CLONE.” I SAID.
OH RIGHT. HERE'S ANOTHER THING. SWC HATES SMAC. BUT THEY ALWAYS FORGET WHO THE MEMBERS WERE. SO AS LONG AS THEY DIDN'T FIND OUT WE WERE SMAC WE ALL HAD A SHOT AT LIVING.
“YOU'LL NEVER KILL US! WE'RE SMAC.” DARKY SAID.
“FUCK MY LIFE” I SAID.
“WHAT'S SMAC.” RK SAID.
“...WHAT'S SMAC?? WHAT'S SMAC???” I SAID. “ONLY THE BEST THING EVER!”
“RK IM GETTING BORED” ICE SAID.
I SHUT UP. THE BEAR WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO KILL. I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE WAY.
“TAKE ONE OF THESE GUYS.” RK SAID. “CHOOSE ANYONE. EXCEPT HIM.”
RK POINTED AT AJ.
“OH THANK GOD” AJ SAID.
“YAY” ICE SAID.
ICE GRABBED DRAG.
“MY FIRST CONTACT WITH A GIRL EVER!” DRAG SAID. “COOL”
ICE AND DRAG SANK THROUGH THE FLOOR LIKE THEY WERE GHOSTS. I SUDDENLY REALIZED A PORTAL WAS IN THE GROUND. THE PORTAL FROZE OVER AND VANISHED.
“WHAT'S..HAPPENING...?” AJ SAID.
“SHE'S GIVING HIM A FIGHTING CHANCE ATLEAST.” RK SAID.
“WHAT IS THAT RK?” ZERO SAID.
“HER WORLD.” RK SAID.
THE PORTAL REOPENED AND DRAG SHOT BACK OUT.
“OH HE'S STILL ALIVE.” RK SAID. “HM.”
DRAG CURLED UP ON THE GROUND AND WAS GRABBING HIS HEAD. HE WAS ALSO BLINKING LIKE CRAZY.
“WTF HAPPENED??” AJ SAID.
“EVERY...EVERY...” DRAG SAID. “EVERYWHERE”
“WHAT?” AJ SAID.
“EVERYWHERE!!” DRAG SAID. “EVERYWHERE!!!”
DRAG STARTED THROWING UP. BUT IT WASN'T A NORMAL THROWING UP. IT WAS LIKE, WATERING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. ALMOST LIKE HE WAS DROOLING.
ICE CAME THROUGH THE PORTAL AND IT VANISHED.
DRAG TURNED AND SAW ICE.
“NO! NO! NOO!!” DRAG SAID.
HE CRAWLED QUICKLY AWAY FROM ICE AND BEHIND ME.
“EVERYWHERE!” DRAG SAID.
“WTF DID YOU DO TO HIM??” AJ SAID.
“I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.” ICE SAID. “I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM.”
“YOU'RE ALL HEARTLESS MONSTERS” AJ SAID.
“SO ARE YOU” RK SAID.
“SO WUT.” AJ SAID.
“HYPER, ICE, ZERO. HEAD DOWN TO A2.” RK SAID.
“BUT I WANNA STAY HERE.” ICE SAID.
“GO” RK SAID.
“NO YOU GO!” ICE SAID.
RK GRABBED HIS FOREHEAD.
“GO!” RK SAID.
ICE STOOD THERE FOR A SECOND.
“YOU SURE?” SHE SAID.
“YES. GO” RK SAID.
“HM.” ICE SAID.
SHE TURNED AROUND AND WALKED OUT WITH HYPER AND ZERO.
ON HER WAY OUT, SHE CRUSHED GEN.
“NOW.” RK SAID. “IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES, YOUR ARMY IS GOING TO BE IN A2.”
“WHAT??” AJ SAID. “HOW”
“THEY'VE BEEN HEADING DOWN THERE THE ENTIRE TIME WE'VE BEEN TALKING.” RK SAID.
“AND HOW'D YOU GET THEM ALL TO DO THAT.” KIRIN SAID.
“ASK ICE.” RK SAID.
DRAG STARTED SCRATCHING MY LEG.
I KICKED HIS HAND.
“I'M NOT KILLING ANY OF YOU.” RK SAID. “NOT YET.”
“WHY.” AJ SAID.
“BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH YOUR ARMY FALL FIRST.” RK SAID.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN.” AJ SAID.
“A2 HAS ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR ARMY COMING DOWN.” RK SAID. “THE WAY I SEE IT, THEY'LL ALL BE SLAUGHTERED.”
RK PUT THE SWORD AWAY.
“YOU HAVE ABOUT 3 MINUTES TO CATCH UP TO THEM. POSSIBLY 1 MINUTE TO TRY AND STOP THEM.” RK SAID.
RK TURNED AND WALKED OUT.
“THAT BASTARD” AJ SAID. “GET IN THE JETS GUYS, WE NEED TO GET DOWN THERE.”
EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
I TURNED AROUND AND SAW DRAG CRAWLING TO ME.
HE GRABBED MY SHIRT.
“EVERYWHERE SKY” DRAG SAID. “EVERYWHERE”
“WHAT?” I SAID. “WHAT WAS EVERYWHERE DRAG?”
“EVERYWHERE..” DRAG SAID. “THE MONSTER WAS EVERYWHERE”
- - - -
WE ALL GOT INTO A JET AND TOOK OFF. DARKY FLEW US AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. IT WAS VERY DANGEROUS BUT WE HAD TO CATCH UP WITH OUR ARMY.
“WE GOT TWO JETS A LITTLE AHEAD OF US.” DARKY SAID.
“BUZZ EM IN” AJ SAID.
“HEY GUYS” DARKY SAID.
“HI” THE INTERCOM SAID.
“LISTEN. TURN AROUND. WE DONT WANT A BATTLE TODAY.” DARKY SAID.
“OH TOO LATE, A GIANT BATTLE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AN HOUR OR SO.” THE INTERCOM SAID.
“WELL FUCK.” AJ SAID.
“UHHH...” THE INTERCOM SAID. “I'M COMING UP ON SOME GIANT OCTOPUS. SHOULD I SHOOT?”
“SHOOT EVERYTHING.” AJ SAID.
WE BREEZED THROUGH THE SKY A LITTLE.
“WE LOST CONTACT WITH ONE OF THE JETS..” DARKY SAID.
“WHAT??” AJ SAID.
“HEY..JET 2..WHAT HAPPENED?” DARKY SAID.
“SOMEONE JUST BLEW HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY” THE INTERCOM SAID. “FUCK MY LEFT WINGS GONE. I'M GOING DOWN.”
“SPEED UP” AJ SAID. “I WANNA SEE WHO'S DOING THIS.”
DARKY WENT A LITTLE FASTER. I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW.
THERE WERE SHARKS SWARMING ALL IN THE OCEAN. IT WAS SCARY.
“THERE IT IS” DARKY SAID.
WE CAME UP ON A GIANT SQUID SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN.
“BLOW THAT THING UP” AJ SAID.
DARKY LAUNCHED A MISSEL THAT HIT THE WATER AND MISSED.
“GAH I'M PICKING UP MULTIPLE SCANS OF LIFE DOWN THERE. HUMAN LIFE.” DARKY SAID. “THEY COULD BE SURVIVING SOLDIERS”
“I DO SEE SOME PEOPLE SWIMMING AROUND” KIRIN SAID.
“I'M ALSO PICKING UP A SCAN FROM ABOUT 10 FEET BEHIND US. TWO PEOPLE ABOUT 17 FEET UNDERWATER..” DARKY SAID.
“FUCK THEM” AJ SAID. “WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MONSTER”
“RIGHT” DARKY SAID.
DARKY FIRED ANOTHER MISSEL AT THE SQUID WHICH IT GRABBED.
“WTF HAPPENED???” AJ SAID.
“IT GRABBED IT!!” DARKY SAID.
THE SQUID THREW THE MISSEL BACK AT US BUT DARKY SWERVED OUT OF THE WAY.
WE STARTED BUMPING AROUND.
“WHATS GOING ON?” AJ SAID.
“WERE TAKING FIRE...THERE'S SOME KIND OF TURRET ON THAT SQUID..” DARKY SAID.
“WHAT??” AJ SAID. “FUCKING KILL IT YOU RETARD”
“I SEE IT!” KIRIN SAID. “IT'S THOSE GUYS...ZENKU AND STUFF”
“THEM?” AJ SAID. “DARKY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY”
AJ PULLED DARKY BACK.
“HI GUYS” DARKY SAID.
AJ AIMED THE JET RIGHT DOWN AT THE SQUID.
“WTF ARE YOU DOING??” KIRIN SAID.
“KILLING THIS BITCH” AJ SAID.
“BY CRASHING INTO IT??” I SAID.
“WE'LL PROBABLY DIE.” DARKY SAID.
“I WON'T. BECAUSE IM EJACUTLATING BEFORE WE CRASH” AJ SAID.
“HOW DOES MASTURBATION HELP YOU SURVIVE A CRASH” KIRIN SAID.
“TRUST ME IT WORKS.” DARKY SAID.
“NO YOU IDIOTS” AJ SAID. “I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS JET BEFORE WE CR-”
THEN WE HIT THE OCEAN.
OUR JET HIT THE BOTTOM (WHICH WAS ONLY ABOUT 4 FEET BECAUSE WE WERE CLOSE TO THE SHORE AT THIS TIME). AJ SMASHED THE WINDSHIELD OPEN WITH HIS FOOT.
I HAD BUMPED MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT AND WAS A LITTLE DISORINTATED.
ONE BY ONE EVERYONE LEFT THE JET.
WHEN I SNAPPED BACK I REALIZED I WAS STILL UNDERWATER. I WENT TO LEAVE WHEN I SAW DRAG STILL AT THE BACK OF THE JET.
HE WAS STILL FREAKING OUT OVER THAT PORTAL. HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN THAT BAD? WHAT HAPPENED?
I DRAGGED DRAG OUT IF THE JET WITH ME. WE HIT THE SURFACE OF THE WATER.
“WTF WERE YOU DOING AJ??” KIRIN SAID. “YOU TOTALLY MISSED IT.”
AJ LOOKED AT THE SKY.
“DAMMIT IT WAS RAINING” AJ SAID. “THE RAIN MUST HAVE PUSHED ME OFF COURSE.”
“I GUESS THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.” DARKY SAID. “SO WHAT NOW”
“WE COULDN'T STOP EM SO NOW WE HAVE TO BATTLE.” AJ SAID.
“WE'RE GONNA GET OUR ASSES HANDED TO US.” KIRIN SAID.
“EVERYWHERE...EVERYWHERE..” DRAG SAID.
“SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT” AJ SAID.
AJ KICKED DRAG.
DRAG ACTED AS IF AJ HAD NEVER EVEN DONE THAT. HE JUST CONTINUED BLINKING AND NOW HE STARTED TWITCHING.
“WTF DID SHE DO TO HIM..?” KIRIN SAID.
“CMON ASSHOLES WE GOTTA GO FIGHT” AJ SAID.
AJ TOSSED US EACH A GUN HE GOT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE.
“OKAY, WE GO IN PAIRS.” AJ SAID. “DARKY AND KIRIN, SKY AND DRAG, AND ME AND ME.”
“AND WHY SHOULD WE” DARKY SAID.
“WHY NOT.” AJ SAID.
“IDK.” DARKY SAID.
“OKAY KIRIN AND DARKY, YOU'RE GOING RIGHT INTO WAR, SKY AND DRAG I WANT YOU TO GO ALONG THE SHORE AND COLLECT SOME SEA SHELLS FOR MY COLLECTION. AS FOR ME IM GOING TO BURGER KING.” AJ SAID.
“WAIT WAIT WAIT.” KIRIN SAID. “HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR.”
“YEAH AJ YOU SHOULD COLLECT YOUR OWN SEA SHELLS.” DARKY SAID.
“I KNOW.” KIRIN SAID. “FUCKING SELFISH BITCH.”
“ALRIGHT EVERYONE SPLIT UP!” AJ SAID.
WE ALL WALKED IN SEPERATE DIRECTIONS. EXCEPT FOR DRAG. HE CRAWLED.
I WALKED ALONG THE BEACH WITH DRAG CRAWLING HASTILY BEHIND ME.
I HEARD NOTHING EXCEPT THE WATER WASHING UP AND DRAG WHISPERING “EVERYWHERE...EVERYWHERE...”. IT WAS NIGHT SO THE SEAGULS WERE ALL GONE.
OF COURSE, IT WAS POURING HEAVILY SO THAT COULD BE ANOTHER REASON. THING IS, I COULD BARELY SEE. IT WAS DARK, RAINING, WATER EVERYWHERE..
IT HAD ALMOST SCARED ME A LITTLE BECAUSE I'VE READ THESE STORIES ABOUT LEGENDS. THEIR NAME WAS THE CHOSEN FEW, OR TCF FOR SHORT. THEY WERE BASICALLY THE BEST KILLERS IN THE WORLD. THEY WOULD SEEK OTHER EXPERT KILLERS TO JOIN THEIR GROUP. THEY ACTUALLY BECAME A NATION FOR A WHILE.
THEIR SKILLS WEREN'T USED FOR EVIL THOUGH. THEY TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL WITH THEIR SKILLS. THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE ENTIRE GROUP. THE BEST KILLERS AROUND WERE GOING TO TAKE OUT EVIL. BUT THEIR NATION WAS SHORT LIVED, AND THEY SOON BECAME A SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT GROUP.
ANYWAYS, THE REASON I WAS SCARED WAS BECAUSE NR ISN'T EXACTLY THE MOST HONORABLE ARMY. IN THE EYES OF TCF I COULD BE EVIL. AND MOST OF TCF KILLERS WERE STEALTH WARRIORS. A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT LIKE THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THEM. THE DARK TO HIDE THEM, THE RAIN AND THUNDER TO COVER THEIR SOUNDS.
OF COURSE I KNEW TCF WAS JUST A LEGEND FROM A DRUKEN OLD MAN IN THE 1400'S, BUT ONE CAN ONLY WONDER.
I KEPT WALKING ALONG THE BEACH.
DRAG SCURRIED IN FRONT OF ME.
“WHAT.” I SAID.
“SHIDO. SHIDOSHIDOSHIDO.” DRAG SAID.
“SHIDO IS DEAD.” I SAID.
“EVERYWHERE...EVERYWHERE..” DRAG SAID. “THE MONSTER IS EVERYWHERE”
“WHAT'S THE MONSTER??” I SAID.
“EVERYWHERE. IT IS EVERYWHERE.” DRAG SAID.
“DESCRIBE IT DRAG. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE??” I SAID.
“EVERYWHERE...SHIDOSHIDOSHIDO...” DRAG SAID.
DRAG PLANTED HIS FACE IN THE WET SAND. HE LOOKED BACK UP ME WITH SAND ALL OVER HIS FACE.
HE STARTED WRITING STUFF IN THE SAND.
HE WROTE IT FAST AND QUICK, SO HE OBVIOUSLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS WRITING.
WHEN HE FINISHED HE ROLLED AROUND IN THE SAND.
I TURNED MY HEAD AT THE WORDS.
IT READ:
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM IT.
I GLANCED OVER AT DRAG. HE SAW ME READING IT AND RAN OVER.
HE SMEARED THE SAND COVERING THE WORDS.
“NO! NO!” DRAG SAID.
“DRAG CALM DOWN” I SAID. “JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE”
DRAG SHOOK HIS HEAD.
“YOU NEVER WANT TO FIND OUT SKY” DRAG SAID. “MONSTER...EVERYWHERE...SHIDO...SHIDO...”
“JUST TELL ME DRAG SO WE CAN HELP YOU.” I SAID.
“SHHHHH!!!” DRAG SAID. “IT'S WATCHING US!! IT IS ALWAYS WATCHING US!!”
“WHAT...?” I SAID.
DRAG STOOD UP ON HIS FEET FOR THE FIRST TIME.
“IT'S...EVERYWHERE...EVERYWHERE....” DRAG SAID. “I CAN SEE IT..CAN'T YOU...?”
“NO..” I SAID.
NOW I WAS SCARED. I BACKED UP.
“HE'S HERE! WE'RE IN THE WORLD! WE'RE IN IT!” DRAG SAID.
DRAG RAN OVER AND GRABBED ME.
“NO WE'RE NOT DRAG! WE'RE ON EARTH!” I SAID.
“NO WERE NOT...” DRAG SAID.
DRAG PUSHED ME DOWN. I GOT BACK UP AND RAN TO A DOCK. I WAS FUCKING SCARED.
DRAG RAN AFTER ME. BUT IN A WEIRD WAY. IT'S LIKE HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS RUNNING. HIS LEGS WERE RUNNING, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE JUST SORT OF, FLEW LIFELESSLY BEHIND HIM.
I STAYED ON THE DOCK. I KNEW IF HE SNAPPED I COULD JUMPED INTO THE WATER AND ESCAPE HIM.
DRAG GRABBED ME AGAIN.
HE STARTED THROWING UP AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT WASN'T WATERY VOMIT...IT WAS MIST. VERY COLD MIST.
I PANICED AND THREW HIM. HE FELL TO THE EDGE OF THE DOCK. HE GOT BACK UP AND LOOKED AT ME.
THE MIST STILL CAME OUT OF HIS BODY. HIS EYES TURNED BLUE.
“CAN'T BE UNSEEN SKY...” DRAG SAID. “EVERYWHERE...SHIDO...NO ESCAPE...NO ESCAPE...”
DRAG PICKED UP HIS GUN AND AIMED IT AT ME.
“FIRST YOU. THEN ME. NO ONE HAS TO SEE IT.” DRAG SAID.
“DRAG NO!” I SAID. “DONT DO THIS!”
“I HAVE TO SKY” DRAG SAID. “YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S DOWN THERE..”
“GOD DAMMIT JUST TELL ME” I SAID.
“EXACTLY” DRAG SAID. “GOD DID DAMN IT. THAT HORRIBLE THING”
DRAG DROPPED HIS GUN.
“JUST TELL ME WHAT IT WAS” I SAID.
DRAG LOOKED DOWN.
“I WILL TRY MY BEST TO DESCRIBE IT...” DRAG SAID. “IT WAS COLD...”
THEN A FINLESS GREAT WHITE SHARK JUMPED UP AND GRABBED DRAG IN HIS MOUTH.
“AHH!!!” DRAG SAID.
DRAG GRABBED ONTO THE DOCK AS THE SHARK TRIED TO PULL HIM UNDER.
I RAN OVER TO HELP DRAG.
“EVERYWHERE! SKY! SKY! EVERYWHERE! SKY!” DRAG SAID. “HELP SHIDO!”
I GRABBED DRAGS HANDS.
“HELP SHIDO!!” DRAG SAID.
DRAG'S HANDS SLIPPED OUT OF MINE AND HE WAS PULLED UNDER.
SOME BUBBLES FLOATED TO THE TOP AND THEN BLOOD. I MOVED AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF THE DOCK.
WHATEVER ICE HAD DONE TO DRAG, IT WAS SCARY. IT TURNED HIM INSANE. AND HELP SHIDO? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WE HAD GOTTEN TO A2. PRACTICALLY NO ONE WAS THERE. A GIANT BATTLE WAS GOING ON WITH NR AND A2. PERFECT DISTRACTION.
RK HAD EXPLAINED TO US OUR MISSION.
KILL EAZY.
OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T BE THAT EASY. NO PUN INTENDED.
COREY WAS BACK IN HELL, CLUELESS AS EVER.
IT WAS JUST ME, ZERO, AND ICE. RK PROMISED TO MEET UP WITH US LATER.
WE WALKED UP TO A2.
ZERO TUGGED ON THE GLASS DOOR.
“IT'S LOCKED.” ZERO SAID.
ICE SMASHED THROUGH THE DOORS.
“I GUESS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER OPTION..” ZERO SAID.
“HEY SKIPPY” ICE SAID.
SHE POINTED TO ZERO.
“PUT THOSE BOOTS ON” ICE SAID.
ZERO PUT ON THE BOOTS.
“Y'KNOW THE NAME'S ZERO.” ZERO SAID.
ICE LOOKED AT HIM.
“UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE SKIPPY THAT'S TOTALLY FINE” ZERO SAID.
“NOW GO SEARCH AROUND HERE” ICE SAID.
I FOLLOWED ICE INSIDE AS ZERO RAN AHEAD.
ICE FROZE THE ENTRY WAY BEHIND US.
ICE WALKED AHEAD.
I FOLLOWED CLOSELY.
ZERO FLEW INTO A WALL AHEAD OF US. HE CRASHED INTO IT. DUST FLEW OUT.
“HEY GUYS...” ZERO SAID.
HE COUGHED.
“UHH...COREY'S HERE..” ZERO SAID.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” ICE SAID.
ZERO ROLLED OVER AND GOT UP. HE RAN TO US.
“FUCK WHO THE FUCK FROZE THE DOOR??” ZERO SAID. “I GOTTA GTFO!!”
COREY WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY INTO OUR SIGHT.
“HI GUYS.” COREY SAID.
“COREY, WHAT THE HELL?” ICE SAID.
COREY RAN UP AND KICKED ICE THROUGH THE ICE.
SHE SLID BACK ON THE GROUND AND STOPPED.
COREY PUSHED ME INTO A WALL.
“I AM SICK OF YOU GUYS NOT INCLUDING ME IN ANYTHING.” COREY SAID.
COREY GRABBED ZERO AND THREW HIM BACK.
ICE GOT UP. SO DID I.
“I THINK YOU ALL NEED TO START RESPECTING ME” COREY SAID. “I'M SATAN. I MAKE THE PLANS HERE.”
ICE TRIED TO FREEZE COREY BUT HE BLOCKED IT WITH SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD.
COREY STARTED TURNING INTO THIS WEIRD BLACK MUD THING.
ICE KEPT TRYING TO FREEZE HIM BUT HE KEPT BLOCKING HER.
ONCE COREY WAS COMPELETLY TRANSFORMED, HE SHOT THESE TENTACLES OUT OF HIS STOMACH. THEY WRAPPED AROUND ICE TRYING TO PULL HER IN. ICE FREEZED HIM AND BROKE HIS TENTACLES OFF.
SHORTLY AFTER, COREY BROKE THROUGH THE ICE HIMSELF.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. NIETHER DID ZERO. WE PRETTY MUCH WATCHED.
BUT I COULDN'T BE LIKE THAT. I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF USEFUL TO ICE.
I TOOK OUT THE BAT.
COREY TURNED AROUND QUICKLY AS IF HE HAD EYES IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
COREY SHOT OUT A BUNCH OF TENTACLES AT ME BUT I JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY. THEY HIT ZERO AND STARTED DRAGGING HIM IN.
“HEEEEELLLP!!” ZERO SAID.
I STARTED BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF THE TENTACLES WITH THE BAT. EVENTUALLY THE BAT BURNED THEM AND COREY LET GO.
ICE FROZE COREY AND THEN SMASHED HIM.
HE BURSTED INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN PUT HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER.
“YOU CAN'T KILL ME” COREY SAID.
COREY GRABBED ME AND ICE AND PULLED US IN. ZERO JUST STOOD THERE.
I WAS INSIDE COREY. I KNOW IT SOUNDS GAY. WAIT...THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR...
ALL I COULD SEE WAS BLACK. IT WAS LIKE AN EDDIE MURPHY MOVIE.
ICE FROZE COREY FROM THE INSIDE AND BUSTED US OUT.
ONCE AGAIN COREY PUT HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER.
“TOO LATE ICE” COREY SAID. “I ALREADY ABSORBED ENOUGH POWERRRR”
COREY BEGAN GETTING BIGGER AND FATTER.
“FUCK” ICE SAID.
COREY HAD TURNED INTO A GIANT FAT BLOB.
HE GRABBED ICE AND EASILY PULLED HER IN.
ZERO RAN FURTHER INSIDE A2. I STAYED OUTSIDE.
COREY LOOKED AT ME.
“YOUR TURN” HE SAID.
“STORM!” SOMEONE SAID.
A GIANT WHITE FLASH CAME.
IT STARTED RAINING NOW. THE RAIN WAS KIND OF RIPPING COREY APART. HE COULD BARELY HOLD UP.
“UGHH...DAMMIT....” COREY SAID.
RK RAN UP BESIDE ME WITH THE SWORD.
“WE GOTTA GET ICE” RK SAID.
RK JUMPED, AND KICKED OFF THE A2 BUILDING. I SLICED INTO COREY, BUT THE RAIN QUICLY COVERED RK'S SLASH. RK AND ICE WERE NOW BOTH INSIDE COREY.
COREY STARTED GETTING A WEIRD LOOK ON HIS FACE.
THEN COREY BLEW UP. THE BLAST OF THE EXPLOSIAN MADE ME FLY RIGHT THROUGH A WALL. I HIT MY HEAD HARD .
RK AND ICE WERE STANDING THERE WITH BLACK SLIME ALL OVER THEM. ICE WIPED IT OFF HER EYES.
“EWW” ICE SAID.
THE BLACK SLIME BEGAN PUTTING ITSELF BACK TOGETHER.
BUT IT BECAME REGULAR COREY AGAIN.
RK SWUNG THE SWORD AROUND.
“ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.” COREY SAID. “BOTH OF YOU VS ME.”
“READY TO DIE OLD MAN” ICE SAID.
“YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT ARE OLD!” COREY SAID. “YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING 80 BILLION YEARS OLD!”
“BUT WE DON'T AGE. THEREFORE, YOU ARE THE OLD ONE.” RK SAID.
“FUCK BOTH OF YOU.” COREY SAID. “REALLY, I HATED YOU BOTH.”
COREY RAN UP AND PUNCHED ICE. RK SLASHED HIS SWORD BUT COREY DUCKED AND THEN UPPERCUTTED RK. COREY KICKED ICE ON THE GROUND AND THEN TACKLED RK.
ZERO FINALLY CAME OUT OF A2.
“WHAT'S GOING ON?” ZERO SAID.
“THEY'RE FIGHTING SATAN.” I SAID.
COREY WAS ONTOP OF RK PUNCHING HIM. ICE GOT UP AND TRIED TO FREEZE COREY BUT HE PUT RK IN THE WAY. RK FROZE BUT THEN FIRE SHOT OUT OF THE ICE AND HE WAS FREE.
“HOW'S COREY DOING SO GOOD? DOESN'T HE SUCK?” ZERO SAID.
ZERO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. COREY WAS SATAN. YOUR POWER WAS INSTANTLY BOOSTED. HE WAS BASICALLY A SUPER DEMON. I COULDN'T IMAGINE IF CHUCK NORRIS BECAME SATAN. HIS POWERS WOULD BE THROUGH THE ROOF.
ICE AND RK STOOD BACK FROM COREY.
“CMON” COREY SAID.
RK RAN AND COREY TRIED TO PUNCH BUT RK JUMPED OVER HIM. RK KICKED COREY IN THE BACK AND HE FELL FORWARD A LITTLE BUT CAUGHT HIMSELF. HE LOOKED BACK UP AND ICE GRABBED HIM AND SMASHED HIM INTO THE GROUND.
COREY SPUN AROUND ON THE GROUND AND TRIPPED ICE.
RK PUT ON THE GOLDEN ARMOR.
COREY GOT UP AND STOMPED ON ICE A FEW TIMES.
RK RAN OVER TO COREY AND JUST AS COREY WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH HIM, RK SPUN AROUND AND GRABBED COREY'S ARM AT SUPERSPEED.
“HOW'D HE DO THAT?” ZERO SAID.
RK FLIPPED COREY OVER ONTO THE GROUND.
COREY GOT BACK UP, BUT RK JUST PUSHED HIM BACK DOWN.
COREY TRIED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT RK STOMPED ON HIM.
ICE GOT BACK UP.
“HE DIDN'T PUT UP MUCH OF A FIGHT” ICE SAID.
“NOPE.” RK SAID.
“CMON GUYS CMON” COREY SAID. “IT WAS A JOKE...REALLY!”
“YEAH OKAY” RK SAID.
“LET ME UP. LET'S GO ONE MORE ROUND.” COREY SAID.
RK LOOKED AT ICE.
“OKAY.” ICE SAID. “ONE MORE ROUND.”
RK TOOK HIS FOOT OFF COREY AND COREY GOT BACK UP.
COREY GOT INTO A COMEPLETE FIGHTING STANCE.
RK TOOK OUT A CIGAR AND PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH.
“YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DO A 1 ON 1” RK SAID.
“EVEN EASIER” COREY SAID.
“REALLY?” ICE SAID.
“GO AHEAD AND START.” RK SAID.
RK LIT THE CIGAR AND LOOKED INTO THE SKY.
ICE OPENED A PORTAL INTO THE GROUND AND SHE SUNK IN. ANOTHER PORTAL OPENED UNDER COREY AND HE SUNK IN.
ICE LEFT THE PORTAL OPEN THIS TIME.
“WHAT'S THIS?” COREY SAID. “WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK?? HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??”
COREY'S HANDS CAME THROUGH THE PORTAL TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP.
“HELP ME!! ONE OF YOU HELP ME!!” COREY SAID.
RK LOOKED DOWN AT THE PORTAL. HE WALKED OVER AND SLOWLY STEPPED ON COREY'S HANDS. COREY LET GO.
THE NEXT FEW SECONDS WERE THE MOST HORRIFING SCREAMS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BLOOD GUSHED OUT OF THE PORTAL LIKE SOME SORT OF FOUNTAIN. RK STEPPED BACK.
EVEN THOUGH BLOOD WAS SHOOTING OUT, I COULD STILL HEAR COREY SCREAMING. EVENTUALLY IT STOPPED AND SO DID THE BLOOD. THE BLOOD WAS ALL OVER THE GROUND.
ICE PULLED HERSELF OUT OF THE PORTAL AND THEY FROZE OVER AND CLOSED.
SHE WIPED A SPEC OF BLOOD OF HER FACE. SHE PUT HER FINGERS IN HER MOUTH AND SUCKED ON IT FOR A SECOND.
“HM. PRETTY GOOD.” ICE SAID.
“WHERE'S THE APPLE.” RK SAID. “I WANT IT.”
“OH YEAH.” ICE SAID.
SHE TOOK OUT THE APPLE.
“YOU'RE TOO LATE.” ICE SAID. “YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW.”

I LAID DOWN ON MY FLOOR. I WAS TRYING TO WRITE A RAP TO BEAT BRANDON.
SO FAR ALL I HAD WAS A PICTURE OF CORN.
“HELLO JAMEZ.” IZZY SAID.
“HI FATASS.” I SAID.
“HOW'S THE BROKEN ARM.” IZZY SAID.
“TERRIBLE” I SAID. “AND NICK DREW A DICK ON MY CAST”
“SO HOW DO YOU LIKE...MASTURBATE” IZZY SAID.
“WELL THE CAST IS A LITTLE ROUGH BUT I GOT USED TO IT.” I SAID. “NOW GO AWAY I HAVE TO FOCUS ON THIS RAP.”
“LET ME SEE THAT” IZZY SAID.
IZZY TOOK THE PAPER.
“HEY THIS CORN ISN'T HALF BAD.” IZZY SAID.
IZZY TOSSED THE PAPER DOWN.
“I HAVE THIS AWESOME IDEA FOR A PART” I SAID. “IT'S GONNA BE LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'RE JUST A FOOL”
“THAT'S SO OO.” IZZY SAID. “JAMEZ JUST ASK ME TO WRITE YOUR RAP.”
“NONO I CAN DO THIS” I SAID.
“HEY FAGGOTS.” BRANDON SAID.
“OH DID KFC CLOSE EARLY” IZZY SAID.
“OOOOOOOO” I SAID.
“YEAH BECAUSE YOU CLEANED IT OUT BEFORE 9 AM. AND THAT WASNT A JOKE, YOU ACTUALLY DID.” BRANDON SAID.
“YOU WOULD KNOW” IZZY SAID.
BRANDON LOOKED DOWN AT MY PAPER.
“IS THIS THE NEW RAP?” BRANDON SAID.
HE SNATCHED IT.
“STOP STEALING MY STUFF GUYS” I SAID.
“LOL.” BRANDON SAID. “A PICTURE OF CORN?”
“IT TOOK ME 23 MINUTES DO YOU LIKE IT?” I SAID.
“ITS FUCKING SHIT” BRANDON SAID.
HE RIPPED THE PAPER IN HALF. AND METAPHORICALLY, MY HEART.
“BOTH OF YOU SUCK ASS” BRANDON SAID. “AND TOMORROW, IMMA KILL YOU.”
“IS THAT A THREAT.” IZZY SAID.
“OH THAT REMINDS ME” BRANDON SAID. “I HEARD THAT YOU'RE BEING SUED LAMEZ”
“MAYBE I AM. MAYBE IM NOT.” I SAID.
“IT WAS ON THE NEWS.” BRANDON SAID.
“RLY??” I SAID.
“YEAH” BRANDON SAID. “IF YOU GO ON THE NEWS'S WEBSITE YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND IT.”
“OOOOOOR WE CAN TURN ON THE TV AND HOPE THEY'RE CONVIENENTLY TALKING ABOUT IT” IZZY SAID.
IZZY TURNED ON THE TV AND THEY WERE CONVIENENTLY TALKING ABOUT ME.
“AND IN OTHER NEWS, IT SEEMS THAT THE FORMER WORLD SAVIOR, JAMEZ WADE, IS BEING SUED.” NITROACTIVE SAID.
“THAT'S ME!” I SAID.
“YES, JAMEZ IS BEING SUED FOR VERBALLY ABUSEING AND THREATENING HIS WIFE” KATARINA SAID. “THE COURTDATE IS ON THE 47TH WHICH IS JUST 3 DAYS FROM NOW.”
“WELL THATS CONVIENENT.” IZZY SAID.
“I GUESS MOST HEROES ARENT WHAT WE SEE ON THE OUTSIDE” NITROACTIVE SAID.
“I GUESS NOT NITRO.” KATARINA SAID. “COMING UP NEXT, THEY WENT INTO A BUILDING AND BRUTALLY KILLED EVERYONE THERE. BUT HERE'S THE CATCH: THE VICTIMS WERE CHILDREN NO OLDER THAN 12! MORE DETAILS ON THIS IN A MINUTE.”
“BOOOOOOORING” I SAID.
I TURNED OFF THE TV.
“SO YOU REALLY VERBALLY ABUSED HER HUH.” BRANDON SAID. “WELCOME TO THE CLUB. I FIND THAT IF YOU USE YOUR BACKHAND THEY REALLY LISTEN MORE.”
“HE DIDNT ABUSE HER YOU SICK FUCK.” IZZY SAID,
“YOU ABUSE WOOD??” I SAID.
“WOOD? I ABUSE ALL 7 OF MY GFS.” BRANDON SAID.
“7. NICE...NICE...” IZZY SAID.
“THAT'S IT! I MUST DEFEAT YOU FOR WOOD'S HONOR!” I SAID.
“WHATEVER.” BRANDON SAID.
BRANDON WALKED OUT.
“I CANT THINK OF SHIT.” I SAID.
“JAMEZ. LET ME WRITE THE RAP.” IZZY SAID.
“NEVAR.” I SAID. “I MUST DEFEND WOOD ON MY OWN.” I SAID.
NEK WALKED IN.
“HEEEEY!” HE SAID. “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TAKING A BREAK?”
HE LAUGHED.
“CMON IT'S GO TIME GUYS” NEK SAID.
“WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW” IZZY SAID.
“WE HAVE TO GO AFTER THOSE BLACK BOXING GLOVES” NEK SAID. “NOW CMON BIG GUY LET'S GO. YOU TOO JAMEZ.”
“FUCKING CMON..” I SAID.
“HEY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW.” NEK SAID.
HE LAUGHED.
“IM JUST KIDDING MY FRIEND.” NEK SAID.
IZZY WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM. I GOT UP AND PUT MY PENCIL ON THE DESK. I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW FOR A SECOND.
EDDY WAS STANDING OUT THERE LOOKING UP. I COULD SEE IT.
I GOT TOO CREEPED OUT TO CONFRONT HIM, I JUST RAN TO EVERYONE ELSE.
NGAMER WAS THERE TALKING WITH NEK.
“YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT WITH THIS TEAM NEK.” NGAMER SAID.
“WELL I DO MY BEST EH?” NEK SAID.
NEK PATTED NGAMER ON THE BACK.
“NOW, WE HAVE TO GO GET THE BLACK BOXING GLOVES.” NEK SAID.
“VERY WELL.” NGAMER SAID.
ASF RAN UP.
“OKAY GUYS, THE JETS READY” ASF SAID.
“EXCELLENT. LETS GO TEAM” NEK SAID.
WE ALL WALKED TO THE JET.
ASF FLEW US OFF INTO THE SKY.
“ALRIGHT BOYS” NEK SAID. “THE BLACK BOXING GLOVES SEEM TO BEEEEEE.....HERE.”
NEK POINTED TO THE MAP.
“THAT'S ON THE WATER” IZZY SAID.
“HELL NO IM NOT GOING BACK INTO THE WATER, THERES A FINLESS SHARK THERE THAT HATES MY GUTS.” I SAID.
“CALM DOWN GUYS” NEK SAID.
HE LAUGHED.
“IT'S IN A CITY CALLED NINJA74SBLOGISLAME.” NEK SAID. “A LOCAL FISHERMAN PICKED IT UP”
“HEY WHERE'S COLTEN.” NICK SAID.
“WORKING ON A PROJECT FOR NGAMER.” NEK SAID.
“WHAT IS IT?” WOOD SAID.
“STRICTLY ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS.” NEK SAID.
HE LAUGHED.
WE FLEW OVER ALL THE FORRESTS THAT WERE IN AUSTRAILIA.
IT WAS A VERY VAST LAND. WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THERE COULD BE ANOTHER COUNTRY HERE AND WE JUST WOULDN'T KNOW. LIKE SOME SORT OF SECRET COUNTRY, THAT ISOLATED ITSELF FROM THE WAR OF THE OTHER COUNTIRES.
ASF LANDED US IN A FIELD.
“THIS IS AS CLOSE AS WE CAN GET” ASF SAID.
“ALRIGHT BOYS, LET'S HEAD OUT.” NEK SAID.
NEK GOT OUT.
“I DONT LIKE THIS NEK GUY” NICK SAID.
“NO ONE DOES.” IZZY SAID. “BUT MEH WHO CARES.”
WE ALL GOT OUT OF THE JET.
NICK LOOKED AROUND.
“SOMETHING DOESNT FEEL RIGHT..” NICK SAID.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?” NEK SAID. “EVERYTHING IS FINE.”
HE LAUGHED AND PATTED NICK'S BACK.
“GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME” NICK SAID. “STOP PATTING EVERYONE”
“WHOA WHOA CALM DOWN BROTHER.” NEK SAID. “WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.”
NEK BACKED UP.
NICK LOOKED LEFT. NICK LOOKED RIGHT.
HE SLID HIS PINK GOGGLES DOWN TO HIS EYES.
NICK STEPPED FORWARD.
“DONT SCARE THE VILLAGERS HERE, FRIEND.” NEK SAID. “CMON LET'S GO.”
NEK LED US TO THE VILLAGE, BUT NICK WAS STILL EDGY.
THERE WAITING FOR US WAS A MAN.
THE MAN LOOKED SCARED.
“HELLO THERE MY FRIEND!” NEK SAID.
“HELLO THERE..” THE MAN SAID.
“THE NAME IS NEKOBE, I AM THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM.” NEK SAID.
HE HELD OUT HIS HAND.
“MY NAME IS UM..JACK...JACKATTACK.” HE SAID.
“JACKATTACK?” I SAID. “WE KNOW YOU!”
“I KNOW..AFTER YOU GUYS FOUGHT ME I LIVED...I CAME HERE FOR A CHANCE AT NORMALACY. I DONT WANNA BE IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD ANYMORE.” JACK SAID.
“WHY YOU SO SHAKEY FRIEND?” NEK SAID.
“DEMONS WERE HERE” JACK SAID. “KILLED 4 PEOPLE. THEY WERE AS SILENT AS THE NIGHT.”
JACK ATTACKED GRABBED NEK'S HAND AND PULLED HIM CLOSER. JACK WHISPERED SOMETHING TO NEK.
NEK BACKED UP AND TURNED TO US.
“THEY'RE STILL HERE.” NEK WHISPERED.
“I KNEW IT!” NICK SAID. “COME OUT YOU FUCKERS!”
NICK BLASTED LASER BEAMS INTO THE FORRESTS AROUND US.
BIRDS FLEW OUT OF THE FORRESTS.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” JACK SAID.
NEK STARTED POURING SOME POWDER ON THE GROUND.
“GET READY BOYS.” NEK SAID. “DO THEY HAVE THE GLOVES JACK?”
“SHH!!” JACK SAID.
“MY GOD MAN THEY COULD HEAR YOU WHISPERING ANYWAYS.” NEK SAID.
HE DIDN'T LAUGH. HE WAS SERIOUS.
“NO THEY DON'T. BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THEM.” JACK SAID.
JACK BLINKED TWICE.
NEK NODDED.
“IF THEY'RE GONNA HIDE..” NEK SAID.
NICK TOOK OUT A MATCH AND LIT IT.
“SO ARE WE” NEK SAID DROPPING THE MATCH.
THE POWDER LIT AND SMOKE BLEW EVERYWHERE. IT WAS HAZY. I COULD BARELY SEE.
I TOOK OUT MY BLADES.
“BE QUIET..” I HEARD NEK WHISPER. “STAND STILL..”
IT WAS A VERY VERY QUIET WHISPER. I WAS SURE I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD.
THE SMOKE WAS GETTING HOT FROM THE FIRE. IT WAS GETTING HARD TO CONCENTRATE.
I HEARD FEET HITTING THE UNBURNED POWDER.
IT WAS TO THE LEFT OF ME.
I TOOK MY BLADE AND STRUCK INTO THE SMOKE.
I WAS BLOCKED. THEN I WAS KICKED OUT OF THE SMOKE.
I PUSHED MYSELF UP TO SEE RK WITH THE GOLDEN SWORD.
RK PUSHED ME BACK DOWN.
“YOU GUYS KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF HAZE POWDER RIGHT?” RK SAID. “DONT ADD TOO MUCH FIRE!”
A WHITE FLASH APPEARED AND RK SHOT FIRE OUT OF THE SWORD. HE AIMED RIGHT INTO THE SMOKE.
“GET OUT OF HERE!” I HEARD NEK YELL.
I WAS ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU ADDED TOO MUCH FIRE.
A GIANT BURST OF HEAT CAME FROM THE SMOKE. A FIREBALL FLOATED A LITTLE AND THEN BURSTED, SPARKS FLYING EVERYWHERE. THE SPARKS LIT NEW FIRES, AND PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE PLACE WAS ON FIRE.
“CMON LAMEZ” RK SAID.
HE GRABBED ME AND DRAGGED ME.
“KILL ME! GO AHEAD!” I SAID.
“WE NEED YOU ALIVE TO GET THOSE BLADES OFF.” RK SAID.
I SUDDENLY REALIZED THIS WAS MY CHANCE TO BE BAD ASS. I ALREADY HAD MY BADASS LINE READY.
“OH..” I SAID. “YOU MEAN..THESE BLADES??”
I THRUSTED A BLADE AT RK'S LEG BUT I MISSED.
“YEAH THOSE.” RK SAID.
HE THREW ME IN FRONT OF HIM.
“I DONT TRUST YOU NOW.” RK SAID.
“HEY WHERE'S THAT ICE GIRL.” I SAID.
“OH SHE'S HERE.” RK SAID.
THE SMOKE CLEARED OUT AND I REALIZED MY TEAMMATES WERE GONE. ALL THAT REMAINED WAS JACKATTACK. HE HAD A GUN.
“I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU” JACK SAID. “BACK THE FUCK OFF. I KNOW COREY, OKAY? I USED TO BE HIS GENERAL. YOU CAN'T HURT ME.”
“COREY'S DEAD.” ICE SAID.
“OH FUCK..OH FUCK...” JACK SAID. “PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.”
“WE WON'T” ICE SAID.
“OH THANK YOU SO MUCH” JACK SAID.
THEN A PORTAL OPENED UNDER JACK.
HE FELL THROUGH.
“WHAT IS THIS??” I HEARD JACK SAY.
ICE SANK THROUGH A DIFFERENT PORTAL UNDER HER.
I TRIED CRAWLING AWAY BUT RK GRABBED ME.
“WATCH THIS IT'S AWESOME.” RK SAID.
“HEY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE” JACK SAID.
HIS VOICE ECHOED A BIT IN THE PORTAL. LIKE HE WAS IN A BIG ROOM.
“WTF IS THAT???” JACK SAID. “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK”
“WHAT'S HAPPENING??” I SAID.
“THAT'S THE BEST PART-I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.” RK SAID.
HE WAS REALLY ENJOYING THIS.
“STOP! STOP!!” JACK SAID. “LEAVE ME ALONE!! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO KILL ME!!”
THEN I HEARD IT. THE FUCKING SCARIEST VOICE EVER.
“WE AREN'T...” IT SAID.
IT WAS LIKE A DOUBLE VOICE. I COULD HEAR A GIRL'S VOICE BUT THEN...SOME SORT OF weird ALIEN VOICE. AND IT ECHOED MORE THAN JACK'S. ALL I KNOW IS, IF IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HEARD THAT VOICE, I'D KILL MYSELF.
“AHHHH!!!” JACK SAID. “GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!”
I TRIED CRAWLING OVER TO THE PORTAL BUT RK HELD ME TIGHT.
“YOU DON'T WANNA GO IN THERE JAMEZ.” RK SAID.
JACK'S HANDS CAME OUT OF THE PORTAL. HE PULLED HIMSELF OUT.
HE WAS CRYING.
“EVERYWHERE...IT WAS EVEERYWHERE...” JACK SAID.
“LOL” RK SAID. “K LET'S GO”
WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY TEAM?
ICE CAME UP SHORTLY LATER.
“CMON LET'S GO” ICE SAID.
JACK WAS LIKE BLINKING LIKE CRAZY.
“WHAT ABOUT HIM?” RK SAID.
“LEAVE HIM.” ICE SAID.
RK DRAGGED ME FOR A LITTLE BIT.
HYPER AND ZERO CAUGHT UP TO US.
“BLACK BOXING GLOVES AQUIRED MISS ICE” ZERO SAID.
“THANK YOU FAGGOT” ICE SAID.
ZERO TOSSED ICE THE BLACK BOXING GLOVES.
“WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM TO HER” I SAID.
“SHE'S OUR MASTER NOW” ZERO SAID. “SHE'S SATAN.”
RK TUGGED ON ME. HE STARED ME IN THE EYES. HE LOOKED ANGRY.
“AND HER POWER HAS BEEN DOUBLED.” RK SAID.
I SHUDDERED AT THAT.
AND I THINK RK WAS JUST AS SCARED BY THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME.
“STOP” ICE SAID.
WE STOPPED.
“DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT.” ICE SAID.
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. BUT THEN...
A KIND OF SHUFFLING SOUND.
IN ONE OF THE FORRESTS. BUT I COULDN'T TELL WHICH.
RK TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN SWORD AGAIN.
“WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS.” RK SAID.
“ONE OF THEM.” ICE SAID.
“WHICH TEAM.” RK SAID.
“THE STRONGER ONE.” ICE SAID.
“AH.” RK SAID.
“HE'S TRYING TO CONFUSE US. HE'S USING THE ZIRIA FEAR TATIC. HE WANTS US TO KNOW HE'S HERE BUT HE DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW WHERE. HE'S TRYING TO MAKE US PANIC.” ICE SAID.
“I KNOW.” RK SAID.
“EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” ZERO SAID.
“HE'LL ATTACK THE WEAKEST ONE FIRST.” RK SAID.
“RIGHT BECAUSE IT'S AN EASIER KILL.” ICE SAID. “AND IF HE GETS THAT KILL WE HAVE A BROKEN WALL.”
“ZERO GET IN FRONT OF ME” RK SAID.
“I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.” I SAID.
THE NOISE STOPPED.
“WHAT'S HE DOING?” RK SAID.
“HE'S GOING TO ATTACK HYPER..” ICE SAID. “HYPER GET IN FRONT OF ME.”
HYPER GOT IN FRONT OF ICE.
“WE HAVE A PERFECT WALL NOW.” ICE SAID. “BUT SOMETHINGS WRONG.”
“YEAH.” RK SAID. “HE TOOK TOO LONG. WE HAVE TWO POSSIBILITIES HERE: EITHER THIS GUYS SUCKS OR...”
“THIS ISN'T AN ATTACK..” ICE SAID.
“IT'S A RESCUE!” RK SAID.
A MAN CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE FORREST VERY FAST. HE THREW A SMOKE BOMB TO THE SIDE. IT EXPLODED AND IT WAS VERY LOUD. BUT THE SMOKE BOMB WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO COVER HIM. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?
HE RAN INTO THEIR “WALL” AND KICKED ICE DOWN. RK PUNCHED BUT HE DUCKED AND TRIPPED HYPER. HE GOT BACK UP AND TURNED AROUND AND PUNCHED RK. RK FELL BACKWARDS.
ZERO THREW MULTIPLE PUNCHES AT HIM, WHICH HE DODGED WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. THE MAN GRABBED ZERO'S NECK AND PUSHED HIS HEAD DOWN. THEN HE STUFFED A SMOKE GRENADE DOWN HIS PANTS. HE KICKED ZERO ON THE GROUND.
THE MAN TURNED AROUND AND SINCE HE WASN'T JUMPING ALL AROUND I GOT A GOOD LOOK AT HIM.
IT WAS SUPEREDDY.
“RUN AWAY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.” EDDY SAID.
THE SMOKE GRENADE IN ZERO'S PANTS EXPLODED.
“AHHH!!” ZERO SAID.
THE SMOKE WRAPPED AROUND EDDY AND HE VANISHED IN IT.
I RAN INTO THE FORREST AS FAST AS I COULD.