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Sunnycide
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|  Subject: FINR 3: A New Beginning  Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:02 pm | |
| SHIDO'S JOURNAL OCTOBER 15TH, 2264 - Spoiler:
WAR. WAR HAS NEVER CHANGED. THERE I WAS, LYING ON THE BOILING DESERT GROUND WATCHING THE VULTURES CIRCLE ABOVE ME. MY MOUTH WAS AS DRY AS THE SAND IN MY PANTS. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE. LIKE LITERALLY, THE LAST MEMORY I HAD WAS OF ME DYING. BUT HERE I WAS, WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. HAD MY ENTIRE ADVENTURE JUST BEEN ONE DREAM?
I DIDN'T HAVE THE GOLDEN WEAPONS. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SHIRT. ALL I HAD WERE SOME TORN UP SHORTS AND CONVERSE SHOES. FUCKING CONVERSE. I STOOD UP, THE HEAT WAS WORSE STANDING THAN LAYING DOWN. I WORE THE HUMIDITY LIKE AN IRON COAT AS I DRUDGED THROUGH THE FOOT-HIGH SAND. THERE WAS NOTHING IN SITE.
I COLLAPSED ONTO THE GROUND AGAIN. I TRIED TO KEEP MY EYES FROM SHUTTING. I LOOKED UP IN THE SKY. SOMETHING WAS WRONG. THE SUN WASN'T THERE. BUT IT WAS STILL BRIGHT OUT.
WATER SPLASHED ONTO MY HEAD. I LOOKED UP. A MAN RIDING A HORSE HELD A CANTINE RIGHT ABOVE ME.
“THE FUCK YOU DOIN OUT HERE, BOY? YOU ONE OF THOSE ESCAPED CHILD SLAVES?” HE ASKED ME. HE TIPPED HIS COWBOY HAT AT ME.
“I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD.” I SAID.
“MUSTA BEEN A CRAZY WEEKEND. WELL, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A RIDE INTO TOWN, ZOMBIEMAN, YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT FAR OUT HERE.” HE SAID. HE EXTENDED HIS HAND TO ME. IT WAS PRICKLY AND GREEN. HE WAS A CACTUS, A FUCKING CACTUS.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE. AND I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE. I TOOK HIS HAND. IMMEDIATELY HIS NEEDLES GREW AND PENETRATED MY SKIN. THE CACTUS BEGAN LAUGHING DISTURBINGLY.
“OW, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?” I SAID.
I FELT THE LITTLE ENERGY I HAD LEAVE MY BODY. HE SWUNG MY UP AND PUT ME ON THE BACK OF HIS HORSE.
“YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.” HE SAID. “HEE-YAW!”
HE KICKED HIS HORSE AND WE BEGAN RIDING AWAY. I FELT EVERY BUMP ALONG THE WAY. MY FACE WAS ALSO NEXT TO THE HORSES ASS WHICH ACTUALLY DIDN'T SMELL THAT BAD, IT REMINDED ME OF WATERMELON. I WAS TOO WEAK TO TRY ANYTHING BRAVE. WE ARRIVED IN AN OLD TOWN FULL OF WOODEN BUILDINGS AND DIRT ROADS. WAS I...WAS I EVEN IN THE PRESENT?
THE CACTUS DRAGGED ME OFF HIS HORSE AND INTO ONE OF THE WOODEN BUILDINGS. I GOT SPLINTERS ALL DOWN MY CHEEK. THERE WERE TWO OTHER CACTI IN THE ROOM, BOTH DRESSED VERY DIFFERENTLY FROM THE COWBOY ONE. ONE WAS WEARING CAT EARS AND THE OTHER HAD A ROBOT CANON FOR AN ARM.
“FLAREY, ADIADOS I CAUGHT ANOTHER FUCKIN IDIOT” THE CACTUS SAID.
“GOOD JOB, CAMERON.” THE ONE WITH CAT EARS SAID. “WITH THE RATE YOU'RE CATCHING PEOPLE, FRIENDCODES WILL BE POPULATED AGAIN IN NO TIME.”
“NOW HANG ON THERE JUST A MOMENT, FLAREY.” THE ROBOT CANON ARM ONE SAID. “WE GOTTA MAKE SURE THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EBOLA OR ANYTHING THAT WILL INFECT OUR TOWN.”
“ADIADOS IS RIGHT. JUST LOOK AT HIS EYES. THE SLITS MEAN EBOLA.” CAMERON SAID.
“FR...FRIEND...CODES?” I WEAKILY WHISPERED. “WHAT...WHAT YEAR...”
“WHAT'S THAT? SPEAK UP NOW, PANDA EXPRESS.” CAMERON SAID.
“WHAT YEAR IS IT...” I SAID.
“UH, FOUR. YEAR FOUR.” ADIADOS SAID.
“YEAH, FOUR. YA DUMMY.” CAMERON SAID.
“FOUR...?” I SAID.
“DID YOU ALREADY SUCK OUT HIS LIFEFORCE, CAMERON?” FLAREY ASKED.
“OF COURSE I DID FLAREY YOU GODDAMN FURY.” CAMERON SAID. “SEE? I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.”
CAMERON HELD HIS HANDS OUT AND A SHINY GOLDEN SPIRIT SWISHED AROUND IN FRONT OF THEM. MY SPIRIT. HE CLAPPED HIS HANDS AND THE SPIRIT DISAPPEARED.
“I'LL TAKE THIS ONE TO THE DOCTOR, YOU PUT THE LIFEFORCE IN THE JAR.” FLAREY SAID.
“AND I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO MASTURBATE.” ADIADOS SAID.
I FELT FLAREY DRAG ME AWAY. I GOT EVEN MORE SPLINTERS IN THE SIDE OF MY FACE.
THEY PROPPED ME UP ON A STEEL TABLE IN ANOTHER ROOM. A RACCOON IN A OVERSIZED WHITE COAT CAME OUT WITH A GIANT SHOT.
“WELL, HELLO TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER!” HE SAID. “FLAREY, WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS ONE?”
“I DIDN'T, CAMERON FOUND HIM. MUSTA BEEN OUT IN THE DESERT.”
“WELL, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOTTEN A LOT OF SPLINTERS HERE, HAHA.” THE DOCTOR SAID. “IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A NEW PATIENT. MY NAME IS DOCTOR COON, AND YOU ARE?”
“SH...SHHH...” I SAID.
“WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU SHSHHH. WEIRD NAME, BUT I DON'T JUDGE YOUR PEOPLE.” COON SAID. “WELL, I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M REALLY DOING HERE. WE USED TO HAVE A BETTER DOCTOR BUT HE GOT BANNED FROM THE TOWN SO NOW I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT. I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU THIS SMALL SHOT AND IT'LL DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE THE EBOLA.”
I SHOOK MY HEAD NO RAPIDLY. HE STUCK THE HUGE NEEDLE INTO MY STOMACH ANYWAYS.
“OKAY, SEE? THAT WASN'T SO HARD.” HE SAID AS HE WIPED THE POOL OF BLOOD OFF OF ME. “NOW I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE THIS TO THE BACK AND RUN SOME TESTS. HERE'S YOUR LOLIPOP.”
GREEN APPLE. HE GAVE ME FUCKING GREEN APPLE. COON WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM AND FLAREY WALKED UP NEXT TO ME.
“WELL, SHSHHH, NOW THAT YOU'RE A RESIDENT OF FC, WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU A JOB.” FLAREY SAID. “YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME...SO MAYBE A FIREFIGHTER...OR A MODEL...OR MY OWN PERSONAL PET...”
I SHOOK MY HEAD RAPIDLY AGAIN.
“N...N....” I SAID. FLAREY PUT HIS FINGER TO MY LIPS.
“SHHH, SHSHHH.” HE WHISPERED INTO MY EAR. “IT'LL BE GENTLE.”
FLAREY CLIMBED ONTOP OF ME. HIS DICK WAS HARD AND IT WAS MASSIVE. AND IT ALSO HAD NEEDLES. HE GRABBED MY PANTS A TUGGED ON THEM. I TRIED PUSHING HIS HANDS AWAY BUT I WAS TOO WEAK.
HE BENT DOWN AND LICKED THE SIDE OF MY FACE WITH ALL THE SPLINTERS. HIS TONGUE WAS DRY AND PRICKLY. A SINGLE TEAR ROLLED DOWN FROM MY LEFT EYE.
“LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU DAMN DIRTY FURRY.” SOMEONE SAID. FLAREY LOOKED OVER AND WAS IMMEDIATELY BLASTED IN THE FACE WITH A LASER. HE FLEW OFF ME AND THROUGH THE BUILDING WALL. I LOOKED OVER AND SAW AN OLD FRIEND IN THE DOORWAY. IT WAS HYPER, HOLDING A HUGE LASER GUN.
“HY...HY...” I SAID.
“YEAH, HI, HELLO.” HYPER SAID QUICKLY AS HE RAN OVER TO ME. “WE HAVE TO GO, FAST.”
HE GRABBED ME BY THE LEGS AND STARTED DRAGGING ME. MY HEAD SLAMMED AGAINST THE FLOOR AS I FELL OFF THE TABLE. COON CAME BACK INTO THE ROOM.
“ALRIGHT, WELL YOU'RE EBOLA FREE, HOWEVER AIDS I-” HYPER SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD AND HIS BRAINS ENDED UP ALL OVER THE WALL. SUCKS, HE WAS PRETTY NICE.
THERE WAS MORE GUNFIRE OUTSIDE. AND A LOT OF SCREAMING.
“I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!” HYPER YELLED.
“WE HAVE TO GET TO HIS LIFEFORCE, NOW!” SOMEONE ELSE SAID. I LOOKED UP AT THE MAN WHO WAS GUNNING DOWN A BUNCH OF INNOCENT LIVES. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN JAMES.
“DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?” HYPER SAID. “FLAREY'S DOWN, BUT WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE ADMINS IN THERE.”
“AND THEY'RE THE TOUGH ONES.” JAMES SAID. “WE'LL LEAVE SHIDO HERE AND GET THE LIFEFORCE OURSELVES.”
“NO, WE HAVE TO BRING SHIDO.” HYPER SAID.
“WHY?” JAMES SAID.
“BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN NARRATOR, JAMES, WE CAN'T HAVE HIM LYING ON THE GROUND FOR TWENTY MINUTES.” HYPER SAID. “GIVE HIM A PIGGYBACK RIDE, I'LL COVER YOU.”
“DAMMIT.” JAMES SAID. HE SCOOPED ME UP AND PUT ME ON HIS BACK. “HOLD ON, SHIDO.”
JAMES COCKED HIS GUN WHILE HYPER STOOD NEXT TO THE DOOR TO THE ADMIN'S BUILDING.
“GO GO GO!” JAMES SAID. HYPER KICKED IN THE DOOR AND BEGAN SHOOTING EVERY WHERE INSIDE. JAMES SPRINTED INSIDE AND HEADED UP THE STAIRS. “HANG ON, SHIDO!”
“WHAT THE FUCK?” ADIADOS SAID AS HE SAW US RUN INTO HIS ROOM. HIS DICK WAS OUT AND HE SLAMMED HIS LAPTOP CLOSED.
“THE LIFEFORCE, GIVE US THE FUCKING LIFEFORCE!” JAMES GRABBED HIM BY THE COLLAR AND THREW HIM ON THE GROUND. HYPER RAN IN AND STUCK HIS GUN IN ADIADOS'S FACE.
“WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FUCKING LIFEFORCE?” HYPER YELLED.
“JESUS, JESUS, IT'S IN OUR FUCKING BASEMENT, OKAY? GET THE GUNS OUT OF MY FACE.”
“JAMES, HEAD TO THE BASEMENT WHILE I KEEP MY GUN IN THIS GUY'S FACE.” HYPER SAID.
“I SAID GET THE FUCKING GUNS OUT OF MY FACE!” ADIADOS SAID AS HE RAISED HIS CANON ARM AND SHOT HYPER IN THE CHEST WITH A CHARGE BLAST. HYPER WENT FLYING THREW THE WALL.
“HYPER!” JAMES YELLED. HE STARTED UNLOADING ON ADIADOS, BUT ADIADOS ROLLED AROUND AND DODGED EVERY SHOT. HE SPRUNG UP AND UPPERCUTTED JAMES RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE, THE FUCKING FACE, MAN. I HELD ON TIGHT TO JAMES'S NECK.
“SHIDO...FUCKER...YOU'RE CHOKING...” JAMES SAID.
SUDDENLY JAMES GOT SHOT RIGHT IN THE CHEST AND WE BOTH FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW. WE LANDED ON THE GROUND RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BUILDING.
“UGHHHH.” JAMES SAID.
ADIADOS JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO US. HE STILL WASNT WEARING ANY PANTS.
“INTERRUPT MY FUCKING MASTURBATING TIME? WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS!!” ADIADOS SAID. HE STARTED JERKING HIS DICK RIGHT OVER JAMES'S FACE.
“NO! NOOOO!!” JAMES SCREAMED.
“YES! YESS!!” ADIADOS LAUGHED AS HE CAME ONTO JAMES FACE.
HIS CUM WAS CUMMING REALLY FAST AND IT DIDN'T SLOW DOWN. JAMES'S MOUTH WAS GURGLING SO MUCH CUM IT WAS OVERFLOWING. AT THIS RATE, JAMES WAS GOING TO CHOKE TO DEATH ON ADIADOS'S SPERM.
I LOOKED OVER TO MY RIGHT. JAMES'S GUN HAD LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I HAD ONE SHOT.
“YOUFF FUGGER!@11@!!” JAMES SAID AS HE TRIED SPITTING UP THE CUM. ADIADOS CONTINUED LAUGHING.
I GRABBED THE GUN AND AIMED IT AT ADIADOS. SWEAT POURED DOWN MY FACE. MY HANDS WERE SHAKING BECAUSE I COULD BARELY HOLD THE GUN. I SQUINTED AND PULLED THE TRIGGER. BANG.
“MY DICK! YOU SHOT OFF MY FUCKING DICK!” ADIADOS SCREAMED. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
HE STARTED RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES HOLDING HIS CROTCH WHICH WAS NO LONGER THERE. JAMES ROLLED OVER AND THREW UP ALL THE CUM. HE GRABBED ADIADOS'S SEVERED COCK.
“YOU KNOW ADIADOS...” JAMES SAID WHIPING OFF THE WHITE SUBTANCE FROM HIS LIPS. “I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D DIE CHOKING ON PENIS. BUT I NEVER KNEW IT'D BE YOUR OWN!”
JAMES LUNGED AT ADIADOS AND PINNED HIM TO THE GROUND. HE PUSHED ADIADOS'S OWN DICK DOWN HIS THROAT. ADIADOS COUGHED AND ROLLED ON THE GROUND. JAMES GRABBED ME AGAIN AND TOOK THE GUN OUT OF MY HANDS.
“LET'S GO, SHIDO.” HE SAID. HE DRAGGED ME PAST ADIADOS WHO WAS STILL ROLLING ON THE GROUND.
WE WALKED DOWN TO THE BASEMENT WHICH WAS GREY AND SMELLED LIKE TUNA FISH. HYPER WAS ALREADY DOWN THERE.
“IT'S NOT HERE.” HYPER SAID. “I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE.”
“HYPER, WHAT THE HELL? WHERE WERE YOU?” JAMES SAID.
“THE LIFEFORCE COMES FIRST, JAMES, YOU KNOW THAT.” HYPER SAID. “THAT BEING SAID, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT IS NOW.”
“LOOKING FOR THIS?”
CAMERON STEPPED OUT FROM THE SHADOWS HOLDING A SHINY JAR. HYPER AND JAMES AIMED THEIR GUNS AT HIM.
“YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, IF YOU WANNA LIVE, GIVE US THE JAR.” JAMES SAID.
“I DON'T THINK SO.” CAMERON SAID. “YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THREE ARE? YOU'RE INVOLVED IN ALL THAT CHOSEN ONE SHIT. WHICH MEANS THIS MUST BE THE LIFEFORCE OF AN ANGEL...OR DEMON...OR EVEN THE CHOSEN ONE HIMSELF...”
“JAMES, FIRE!” HYPER SAID. THEY BOTH STARTED SHOOTING AT CAMERON. CAMERON PUFFED UP HIS CHEST AND EXHALED, SENDING A SHIT TON OF NEEDLES FLYING AT US. HYPER AND JAMES JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY. I LET GO OF JAMES AND FELL ON THE FLOOR.
“DAMMIT, SHIDO.” JAMES SAID.
“THIS LIFEFORCE IS WORTH SOMETHIN. I BET I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD PAY A LOT FOR THIS...” CAMERON SAID.
“YOU STUPID FUCK!” JAMES YELLED.
“HE WON'T PAY YOU ANYTHING, HE'LL KILL YOU AND TAKE IT FOR HIMSELF!” HYPER SAID. “GIVE US THE LIFEFORCE, THE ENTIRE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT.”
“FUCK THE WORLD” CAMERON SAID. HE PUFFED UP AGAIN AND SHOT EVEN MORE NEEDLES. JAMES SCREAMED. HIS ENTIRE LEG WAS HIT.
CAMERON LAUGHED AND RAN OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
“WE GOTTA GET HIM BEFORE HE DOOMS US ALL!” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER, YOU GOTTA TAKE SHIDO, MY LEG...” JAMES SAID.
“HELL NO, YOU'RE BOTH COMING.” HYPER SAID AS HE SLUNG US BOTH OVER HIS SHOULDER. HE RAN UP THE STAIRS AND OUTSIDE. ADIADOS WAS GONE. CAMERON WAS ABOUT TO RIDE AWAY ON HIS HORSE.
HYPER SHOT THE HORSE IN THE HEAD AND CAMERON FELL OFF. THE JAR WENT ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD.
“JAMES! JAR!” HYPER YELLED. “I'LL TAKE CARE OF THORNY.”
JAMES NODDED AND LIMPED AFTER THE LIFEFORCE.
CAMERON JUMPED BACK UP AND STARED DOWN HYPER.
“THAT WAS MY FAVORITE HORSE” CAMERON SAID.
“GOOD.” HYPER SAID.
CAMERON CAME FORWARD AND PUNCHED HYPER ACROSS THE FACE. HE PUNCHED HIM ACROSS THE FACE AGAIN AND AGAIN, UNTIL HYPER MANAGED TO BLOCK ONE. CAMERON UPPERCUTTED AND BROKE HIS BLOCK AND THEN KICKED HIM ONTO THE GROUND.
THE JAR WAS ROLLING FASTED THAN JAMES COULD RUN WITH ONE LEG. AND EVERY TIME HE CAUGHT UP TO IT HE ACCIDENTLY KICKED IT AND MADE IT GO FURTHER.
“DANG IT. DANG IT. DANG IT.” JAMES KEPT SAYIN AS HYPER WAS BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE REPEATIDLY ON THE GROUND.
“JAMES, HURRY!” HYPER YELLED.
“GOT IT!” JAMES HELD UP THE JAR. CAMERON LOOKED UP AND SHOT A NEEDLE AT THE JAR WHICH KNOCKED IT OUT OF JAMES'S HANDS. “DANG IT.”
CAMERON JUMPED OFF HYPER AND RAN OVER TO JAMES. HE PUSHED JAMES AND JAMES SLAMMED AGAINST A WOODEN POST. CAMERON PICKED UP THE JAR BUT JAMES ELBOWED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND HE DROPPED IT. JAMES KICKED THE JAR AND IT SLID TO HYPER. CAMERON BACKHANDED JAMES AND HE SLAMMED ON THE GROUND. HYPER GRABBED THE JAR AND CAMERON STARTED RUNNING BACK OVER TO US. HYPER LOOKED AT ME AND SLAMMED THE JAR RIGHT NEXT TO MY FACE. THE GLASS SHATTERED AND THE LIFEFORCE FLEW BACK INTO MY BODY.
“NOOO!!” CAMERON YELLED.
I FELT THE ENERGY ENTER MY BODY AND FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS. IT WAS LIKE WAKING UP AFTER A LONG NAP. HYPER WAS STANDING NOW AND HE GRABBED MY HAND AND PULLED ME UP.
JAMES WAS DROOLING ON THE GROUND.
“FINE, WHATEVER. I TOOK YOUR LIFEFORCE ONCE, I'LL DO IT AGAIN.” CAMERON SAID. HE THREW HIS ARMS DOWN AND GIANT SPIKES EMERGED FROM HIS BODY. HE RAN AT ME AND HYPER AND SWUNG HIS SPIKED ARM AT US. WE DODGED.
HYPER LOOKED AT ME AND I NODDED. WE ALREADY HAD OUR GAMEPLAN. I KICKED CAMERON IN THE KNEE AND HE STUMBLED OVER TOWARDS HYPER. HYPER KICKED HIM BACK OVER TO ME, AND I PUNCHED HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR. HYPER JUMPED UP AND SPIKED HIM BACK ONTO THE GROUND. I GRABBED THE LEGS OF CAMERON'S HORSE AND SLAMMED IT'S FULL BODY ONTO HIS HEAD.
HIS HEAD SMASHED OPEN LIKE A PUMPKIN AND SWEET CACTUS JUICE RAN THROUGH THE BROWN DIRT. IT MIXED WELL WITH HIS HORSES'S WATERMELON SCENTED ASS.
“YEAH, THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN FINR, FUCKER.” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER...WHAT'S GOING ON?” I ASKED. “FRIENDCODES? YEAR FOUR? WHERE'S THE SUN? WHY AM I ALIVE? WHY ARE YOU...HELPING ME?”
HYPER SIGHED.
“SHIDO...EVERYTHING GOT FUCKED UP. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD NOW.” HYPER SAID. “AND THERE'S ONE PERSON TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS:
AUSTIN.”
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| | Subject: Re: FINR 3: A New Beginning Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:21 pm | |
| CHAPTER TWO - Spoiler:
JAMES SLOWLY PULLED A LONG THIN NEEDLE OUT OF HIS LEG. HIS SKIN BARELY LET IT GO. HE FLICKED IT ASIDE INTO THE CAMPFIRE LIKE HE DID ALL THE OTHERS.
“FUCKING CACTUSES.” JAMES SAID.
“CACTI, JAMES, IT'S CACTI.” I SAID.
“HEY, SHUT UP. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ANYWAYS.” JAMES SAID.
“WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON? I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS.” I SAID. “HYPER?”
HYPER DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. HE HELD A STICK WITH A DEAD RAT AT THE END OF IT OVER THE FIRE.
“WE HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM THOSE LIFEFORCE-STEALING CACTUS PEOPLE. NO MORE FUCKING THORNS.” JAMES SAID.
JAMES THREW ANOTHER NEEDLE IN THE FIRE.
“THE TRUTH IS WE KNOW AS MUCH AS YOU DO.” HYPER SAID. “ALL ANYONE KNOWS IS SOMEONE NAMED AUSTIN TOOK OVER HEAVEN AND CHANGED THE WORLD. NO IDEA HOW.”
“AND GET THIS, SHIDO: FINR 2 NEVER HAPPENED.” JAMES SAID. “THAT'S HOW WE KNEW YOU MUST BE ALIVE.”
“IT NEVER...HAPPENED?” I ASKED.
“TIME WAS ERASED. THIS AUSTIN GUY IS PRETTY POWERFUL.” HYPER SAID.
“THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA FIND NICK AND IZZY AND GO UP TO HEAVEN AND KICK HIS ASS.” JAMES SAID.
“AND WHY'S HE HELPING US?” I POINTED TO HYPER.
“HEY, AUSTIN IS JUST AS MUCH MY ENEMY AS HE IS YOURS.” HYPER SAID.
“HE'S BEEN A BIG HELP, SHIDO.” JAMES SAID. “HE ALREADY FOUND WHERE NICK AND IZZY ARE. WE'RE GOING AFTER NICK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, SO GET SOME SLEEP.”
HYPER CLAPPED HIS HANDS AND THE FIRE WENT OUT. THEY BOTH IMMEDIATELY PASSED OUT. I PILED UP SOME DIRT AND RESTED MY HEAD ON IT. I CLOSED MY EYES AND THE CRICKETS CHIRPED ME TO SLEEP.
I WOKE UP TO THE SIDE OF MY FACE BEING DRAGGED AGAINST THE ROCKY SAND AGAIN.
“WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?!” I SAID, SPITTING UP SAND. I FELT MY LEGS DROP.
“SHIDO, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER WAKE UP. WE COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.” JAMES SAID.
I STOOD UP AND BRUSHED THE SAND OFF MY SWEATY CHEEK.
“JAMES, WHAT THE HELL? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WAKE ME UP?” I SAID.
“I DON'T KNOW, DAMN SHIDO.” JAMES SAID.
“WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?” HYPER SAID. “I'M TRYNA READ THIS MAP.”
“FUCK THE MAP” JAMES TOOK THE MAP FROM HYPER'S HANDS AND TORE IT UP INTO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PIECES. “WE'RE GONNA FIND NICK WITH OUR SPIRIT.”
“JAMES, YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” HYPER SAID.
“IDK IM BORED” JAMES SAID. “WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS CAN WE JUST TAKE A BREAK.”
“FINE. FIVE MINUTE BREAK BUT WE SERIOUSLY HAVE TO MAKE IT TO TOWN BY SUNSET, WE'RE RUNNING ON BORROWED TIME ALREADY.” HYPER SAID. “I'LL SEE IF I CAN CATCH ANY RATS.”
HYPER WALKED FURTHER INTO THE DESERT AS JAMES AND I SAT DOWN CRISS-CROSS STYLE.
“ALRIGHT, NOW LISTEN,” JAMES SAID. “WE GOTTA DITCH THE LOSER.”
“HYPER?” I ASKED.
“YEAH.” JAMES SAID. “HIS GOAL IS TO GET SUNNY BACK, THAT'S IT. TOO RISKY TO KEEP HIM AROUND.”
“BUT HE KNOWS WHERE NICK AND IZZY ARE.” I SAID.
“OH GOD NO I DIDNT MEAN DITCH HIM BEFORE WE FIND NICK AND IZZY.” JAMES SAID. “NO WE HAVE TO COMPLETELY USE HIM BEFORE WE, YKNOW, KILL HIM.”
“KILL HIM???” I SAID.
“SHIDO, HE'S A DEMON.” JAMES SAID. “HUMANS AND DEMONS AREN'T FRIENDS.”
“I GUESS...I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.” I SAID. JAMES HANDED ME HIS GUN.
“LISTEN. WHEN THE TIME COMES, I WANT YOU TO BE THE ONE TO PULL THE TRIGGER.” JAMES SAID. “I'M...I'M A LOUSY SHOT. IT'S GOTTA BE YOU.”
I HELD THE GUN IN THE PALMS OF MY HANDS AND STARED AT IT. I LOOKED AT JAMES AND NODDED.
“IT WILL BE DONE.” I SAID. JAMES SMILED.
SUDDENLY, THE GROUND STARTED SHAKING. I FELL ON MY BACK.
“EARTHQUAKE!” JAMES YELLED.
THEN THE RUMBLING STOPPED. I SAT BACK UP AND PUT THE GUN IN MY POCKET.
“SHORT EARTHQUAKE...” JAMES SAID. WE STOOD UP. IN THE DISTANCE WE COULD SEE A TINY FIGURE MOVING TOWARD US. IT WAS HYPER, RUNNING AT FULL SPEED.
“RUN!! RUUUUUUUUN!!!” HYPER SCREAMED.
“WHAT'S GOING ON?” I ASKED. HYPER RAN PAST ME AND JAMES.
WE LOOKED FORWARD AND SAW ANOTHER FIGURE IN THE DISTANCE. THIS ONE WAS BIGGER, LOUDER, AND SHOOK THE GROUND. AS IT GOT CLOSER I KNEW WHAT IT WAS.
“ROCK SPIDER.” I SAID.
“GOD DAMN ROCK SPIDERS.” JAMES SAID.
TEN FEET TALL, EIGHT LEGS, AND MADE COMPLETELY OF STONE. THEY LURKED IN THE DESERT BUT NO ONE BELIEVED THEY COULD BE REAL. JAMES AND I IMMEDIATELY TOOK OFF AFTER HYPER.
JAMES LEFT ME IN THE DUST AS I STRUGGLED TO KEEP UP. I LOOKED BEHIND ME. THE ROCK SPIDER WAS MOVING FASTER THAN BOTH OF US AND GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER.
“JAMES!” I YELLED. “WE GOTTA FIGHT IT!”
“ARE YOU CRAZY? WE CAN'T HURT THAT THING!” JAMES YELLED BACK.
“IT'S GONNA CATCH UP TO US AND EAT US IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING!”
“UGH, ALRIGHT!!”
JAMES STOPPED AND TURNED AROUND. HE SCRAMBLED AROUND ON THE GROUND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. I WATCH HIM PICK UP A PRETTY LARGE ROCK.
“THIS IS A PRETTY LARGE ROCK.” JAMES SAID. “YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY? FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER.”
“DONT THINK THATS EXACTLY HOW IT GOES, JAMES...”
“HNNNNNNUUUNG!” JAMES SAID AS HE LAUNCHED THE ROCK AT THE MASSIVE ROCK SPIDER. THE ROCK BOUNCED OFF THE CREATURE ONTO THE SAND. THE ROCK SPIDER STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AND IT CAUSED SAND TO BLOW INTO BOTH OUR FACES.
“MY EYES!” JAMES SCREAMED.
I RUBBED MOST OF THE SAND OUT OF MY EYES BUT I COULD STILL FEEL SOME PIECES. FUCK SAND. FUCK SAND SO MUCH. JAMES STRUGGLED ON THE GROUND RUBBING HIS RED, WATERING EYES.
“SHIDO, JUST FINISH ME OFF! END MY PAIN NOW!” JAMES SCREAMED.
“DAMMIT, JAMES.” I SAID.
THE ROCK SPIDER WALKED OVER TO JAMES AND GRABBED HIS LEGS WITH IT'S TEETH.
“SHIIIIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” JAMES YELLED.
I RAN OVER AND GRABBED JAMES'S HANDS.
“LET GO OF HIM, YOU BITCH!” I YELLED AT THE ROCK SPIDER.
IT DIDN'T LET GO. MY HANDS SLIPPED AWAY FROM JAMES'S AND THE SPIDER GOBBLED HIM UP IN TWO SECONDS.
“JAMES!!” I YELLED.
I STARTED RUNNING AGAIN BUT THE SPIDER CRAWLED FASTER. I FELT IT'S TEETH BITE THE COLLAR OF MY SHIRT AND THROW ME UP IN THE AIR. I WAS SOARING HIGH IN THE SKY...RIGHT OVER THE SPIDER'S MOUTH.
I SCREAMED AS I HURLED TOWARDS MY IMPENDING DOOM. MY MEETING WITH THE GRIM REAPER WAS BUT A SWALLOW AWAY IN THE DRY BURNING DESERT.
BUT BEFORE THE SPIDER COULD EAT ME, I WAS PULLED OUT OF THE SKY BY HYPER. WE TUMBLED ONTO THE GROUND.
“RUN” HYPER SAID, PULLING ONTO MY SHIRT.
“I'M GOING, I'M GO-” I SAID BEFORE THE SPIDER BIT MY LEG AGAIN.
HYPER GRABBED MY ARM AND PULLED. IT WAS TOO LATE. THE SPIDER SPLURPED ME UP AND HYPER TOO.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE A ROCK SPIDER? NOT LIKE SEXUALLY, BUT LITERALLY? IT'S INSIDE IS JUST AS ROCKY AS THE OUTSIDE. AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH FALLING DOWN THAT ESOPHAGUS. I LANDED ON MY FACE IN THE STOMACH. HYPER FELL ON ME SHORTLY AFTER.
“HEY, GUYS.” JAMES SAID. “THIS IS SWAGGYBEAR.”
“SUP.” SWAGGYBEAR SAID.
“HE GOT EATEN TOO. CRAZY, CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN.” JAMES SAID.
“WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER, HYPER. LOOK AROUND YOU.” JAMES SAID. “YOU SEE ANY STOMACH ACID? ANY DIGESTING ORGAN THINGYS AT ALL? NOPE, JUST ROCK. HYPER, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS WAIT UNTIL THIS THING FARTS AND WE'LL BE BLOWN OUT COMPLETELY FINE. I DON'T THINK THIS THING DIGESTS.”
“JAMES IS RIGHT. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE DAYS AND I HAVEN'T BEEN DIGESTED.” SWAGGYBEAR SAID. “NOW, WHO'S DOWN FOR A GAME OF TWENTY QUESTIONS?”
“JAMES, WE CAN'T WAIT AROUND IN A ROCK SPIDER FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG. WE HAVE TO GET NICK AND IZZY.” HYPER SAID. “EVEN IF I HAVE TO BUST MY WAY OUT OF HERE!”
HYPER STOMPED ON THE ROCK STOMACH WALLS BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.
“WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK. ANYONE GOT A BETTER PLAN?” HYPER SAID.
“I HAVE THIS GUN” I PULLED OUT THE GUN JAMES HAD GIVEN ME EARLY. “MAYBE WE COULD SHOOT OUR WAY OUT?”
“WHOA, CHILL BRO.” SWAGGYBEAR SAID. “YOU CAN'T JUST PULL THAT THING OUT LIKE IT'S YOUR COCK. GUNS CAUSE OVER 200,000,000 DEATHS WORLDWIDE EVERY YEAR.”
“YEAH, GUNS ARE DANGEROUS.” JAMES SAID.
“JAMES WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU EVEN ON?” I SAID.
“I'M JUST SAYING!!” JAMES SAID.
SWAGGYBEAR TOOK MY GUN OUT OF MY HANDS AND SPLIT IT OVER HIS KNEE. IT CLANKED ON THE ROCK FLOOR AS IT FELL APART.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” HYPER SAID, GRABBING SWAGGY'S NECK.
“I'M PROMOTING PEACE” SWAGGY CHOKED OUT. “GUNS ARENT FUNS.”
“YOU FUCKING IDIOT, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PEACE.” HYPER SAID. “WE'VE BEEN EATEN BY A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER MADE OUT OF STONE.”
“CALM DOWN, BRAH.” SWAGGY SAID. “WE NEED LOVE IN THIS ROOM.”
“HE CAN'T HELP IT, HE'S A DEMON.” JAMES SAID. “HE AIN'T A BRO LIKE US.”
“SHUT UP, JAMES.” I SAID. “WELL NOW THAT THE GUNS GONE...”
I SHOT SWAGGY A DIRTY LOOK.
“WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?” I ASKED.
“WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS MAN.” SWAGGY SAID AS HE PULLED OUT A JOINT. “WE'RE GOIN TO MARS”
SMOKE FILLED THE STOMACH QUICKLY. HYPER AND I COUGHED AND TRIED TO CLIMB UP THE SPIDER'S THROAT FOR FRESH AIR. JAMES AND SWAGGY KEPT PASSING THE JOINT BACK AND FORTH.
“DUDE, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE...THE SPIDERS...THEY DON'T LIKE DIGEST?” JAMES SAID.
“HAHA, YEAH, MAN.” SWAGGY SAID.
“WELL, I WAS THINKING. IF THEY DON'T DIGEST...WHY DO THEY EAT?” JAMES SAID.
“BROOOOOOOO.” SWAGGY SAID.
“GIVE ME THAT.” HYPER TOOK THE JOINT AND CRUSHED IT IN HIS HAND. “JAMES, YOUR RETARDATION GAVE ME AN IDEA. WE CAN TRY AND CLIMB UP THE SPIDERS THROAT AND WAIT UNTIL IT OPENS IT'S MOUTH TO JUMP OUT. WE NEED YOUR HELD TO GET AN EXTRA BOOST.”
“WHATEVER, MAN.” JAMES SAID. “GUESS I GOTTA GO HELP OUT THE MAN.”
“WHY'D YOU HAVE TO CRUSH THE JOINT. NOT COOL.” SWAGGY SAID.
I WAS ON ALL FOURS RIGHT BELOW THE ENTRY TO THE THROAT. JAMES CLIMBED ONTOP OF ME WITH HYPER ON HIS SHOULDERS. HYPER STRETCHED HIS HAND AS FAR AS HE COULD TO SEE IF HE COULD GRAB ANYTHING.
“THERE ARE LEDGES HERE. WE CAN ACTUALLY CLIMB THIS.” HYPER SAID. HE PULLED OFF OF JAMES AND BEGAN CLIMBING UP THE ROCK WALL THROAT.
“YOU HEAR THAT, SWAGGY? WE'RE GETTING OUT, MAN.” JAMES SAID.
“RADICAL, DUDE.” SWAGGY SAID.
SUDDENLY THE ROCK SPIDER BEGAN SHAKING. HYPER HELD ON TIGHTER. JAMES SLAMMED AGAINST THE THROAT. I FELL ON MY STOMACH.
THE MIDDLE OF THE STOMACH FLOOR BEGAN CRACKING. IT SPLIT OPEN AND REVEALED A BUNCH OF PINK TISSUE AND SPINNING ROCKS. IT WAS PULLING ON US, ALMOST LIKE GRAVITY. JAMES GRABBED ONTO THE THROAT AND I GRABBED HIS LEG. SWAGGY WENT DOWN FACE FIRST.
“OH MAN OH MAN OHAGGUHGUGHGUFGUSHGUHGUHA” SWAGGY SCREAMED AS HIS BLOOD FILLED THE STOMACH WALLS. WE COULD HEARING THE GRINDING AND THE BONES SNAPPING.
“SWAAAAAGGGGYYYYYY!!!!” JAMES YELLED. “OH WELL I DIDN'T LIKE HIM THAT MUCH BUT HOLY SHIT SHIDO DON'T LET GO!”
“OH LOOK JAMES. IT'S DIGESTING, IT'S FUCKING DIGESTING.” HYPER YELLED DOWN.
“SHUT UP, HYPER!” JAMES YELLED. “SHIDO YOU GOTTA TRY AND CLIMB UP MAN OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIKE SWAGGY!”
“I CAN'T!” I YELLED.
“YOU CAN!” HYPER YELLED BACK. “I BELIEVE IN YOU!”
“THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL IS TOO STRONG! IF I LET GO OF JAMES, I'M DEAD!” I SAID.
“THEN I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME.” JAMES SAID PUTTING ON HIS SERIOUS FACE.
“NO! GOD, NO, YOU'LL KILL EVERYONE.” HYPER SAID. “SHIDO, HANG ON, I'LL TRY TO PULL YOU UP.”
HYPER SLOWLY CLIMBED DOWN THE THROAT TO GET BACK TO OUR LEVEL.
“GOTTA GO FAST, HYPER! MY FINGERS ARE SLIPPING!” JAMES YELLED.
“JUST HANG ON! I'M COMING!” HYPER YELLED BACK DOWN.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A HUGE LIGHT COMING DOWN THE THROAT. A BODY FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTER IT. IT TUMBLED DOWN THE THROAT JUST AS WE HAD.
“HYPER, LOOK OUT!” I YELLED.
HYPER LOOKED UP AND GOT SOCKED IN THE FACE WITH THE GUY'S ASS. HYPER SHOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE STOMACH, BUT I GRABBED HIM BY THE ARM.
“GOT YOU!” I YELLED.
THE BODY FELL RIGHT ON HYPER AND HELD ONTO HIM AS WELL.
“OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!” HE YELLED.
“I'M LOSING GRIP! I CAN'T HOLD THE WEIGHT OF THE BOTH OF YOU!” I SAID.
“BEAT IT, PAL!” HYPER SAID. HE BUCKED HIS HIPS AND THE GUY FLEW OFF OF HIM AND DOWN THE CRAP SHOOT. WE WERE DRENCHED WITH RED IN SECONDS.
“HOLY SHIT, HYPER ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” I YELLED.
“HE'S A DEMON, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?” JAMES SAID.
“IT WAS HIM OR US.” HYPER GRABBED MY ARM AND STARTED CLIMBING UP ME AND JAMES.
“MY FINGERS ARE SERIOUSLY SLIPPING GUYS, HYPER IF YOU GRAB ONTO ME WE'RE ALL GETTING MASHED.” JAMES SAID.
HYPER JUMPED UP AND GRABBED THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE THROAT.
“THERE? HAPPY, JAMES?” HYPER SAID. “SHIDO, TRY TO GRAB ONTO MY LEGS, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!”
I HELD ON SO TIGHTLY TO JAMES'S LEGS MY FINGER NAILS WERE BURIED IN HIS SKIN. I SLOWLY LOOSENED THE GRIP OF ONE OF MY HANDS TO MOVE IT OVER TO HYPER'S LEG. THEN WE SAW THE BLINDING LIGHT ENTER DOWN THE THROAT AGAIN. I LOOKED UP. A JEEP WAS COMING DOWN.
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!” JAMES SAID. “HYPER, PLAN, NOW!”
“HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO?!” HYPER SAID.
“BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK!” I SAID.
SPARKS FLEW AS THE JEEP GRINDED AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE THROAT. THERE WAS A LOUD SCREECHING SOUND WHICH WAS LOUDED THAN THE ACTUAL DISGESTION SYSTEM.
I MOVED MY FREE HAND AND SWUNG OVER TO ONE OF THE STOMACH WALLS. I GRABBED ON TIGHTLY TO A HOLE THERE. I MOVED MY OTHER HAND AND GRIPPED IT TIGHTER.
“GUYS, LET GO!” I YELLED. “LET GO AND THEN GRAB ONTO ME! THE JEEP WILL GO RIGHT PAST US!”
“ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! THAT'S LIKE A 12% SURVIVAL RATE!!!” JAMES SCREAMED.
“YOU HAVE A 0% SURVIVAL RATE IF YOU STAY THERE!” I YELLED.
HYPER JUMPED DOWN AND SLID STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE STOMACH. HE GRABBED ONTO MY ANKLE AND THE TIPS OF HIS FEET BARELY MISSED THE DIGESTION HOLE. HE CLIMBED UP MY LEG AND HUGGED MY WAIST.
“JAMES, YOU HAVE TO GO!” I YELLED.
JAMES LOOKED UP AT THE JEEP. IT WAS COMING DOWN FASTER NOW. HE SWALLOWED AND CLOSED HIS EYES.
“DAMMIT.” HE SAID. HE LET GO AND SLAMMED ON HIS BACK. HE WAS GOING HEADFIRST INTO DIGESTION.
HYPER GRABBED HIS ARM AND FLOPPED HIM OVER ONTOP OF MY HEAD. MY CHIN HIT THE ROCK FLOOR AND I LET GO OF MY GRIP. THE JEEP HIT THE STOMACH. IT'S WINDSHIELD SHATTERED AND IT FLIPPED AROUND. WE WERE SLIDING DOWN TO THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, ALL THREE OF US SCREAMING THE ENTIRE WAY.
THEN WE STOPPED. WE HIT THE JEEP WHICH WAS MAKING IT'S WAY DOWN THE HOLE. IT CLOGGED THE ENTIRE ENTRANCE. WE COULD HEAR METAL BENDING AND MORE GLASS BREAKING AS IT WAS SLOWLY SWALLOWED.
“HURRY! TO THE THROAT! GOOOOOOO!” HYPER YELLED. WE ALL SCRAMBLED UP AND RAN BACK OVER TO THE THROAT.
WE JUMPED UP AND STARTED CLIMBING. THE JEEP WAS ALMOST COMPLETELY GONE NOW.
“OW! FUCK!” HYPER SAID. “THERE'S GLASS ALL OVER HERE NOW! BE CAREFUL!”
“WELL, I HAVEN'T RUN INTO ANY GLASS AT ALL YET.” JAMES SAID LOOKING BACK AT HYPER AS HE PRESSED THE PALM OF HIS HAND THROW A HUGE POINTY SHARD OF GLASS. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
JAMES FELL DOWN AGAIN AND I CAUGHT HIM BY THE COLLAR OF HIS SHIRT.
“I CAN'T HOLD ON!” I SAID.
“GOD DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!” HYPER SAID.
“YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF? MAYBE I'M STILL A LITTLE HIGH BUT...” JAMES SAID. “IS IT HEALTHY FOR A ROCK SPIDER TO BE EATING GAS?”
“HUH?!” I YELLED BACK.
“GAS, HE'S EATING GAS. LIKE THAT JEEP HAD TO HAVE GAS IN IT.” JAMES SAID.
“OH SHIT. THE GAS TANK-” HYPER SAID.
A GIANT EXPLOSION INTERRUPTED HIM AND FILLED THE STOMACH. I TRIED TO PULL JAMES UP BUT THE BLAST SENT US BOTH FLYING. I GRABBED HYPER AS WE SHOT UP TO THE MOUTH. WE ALL SAT THERE FOR A MOMENT, BREATHING.
“OKAY. WOW, WAS THAT A CHORE.” JAMES SAID. “NOW, TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE...”
THERE WAS ANOTHER RUMBLING. THIS TIME IN THE MOUTH. THERE WAS A THUD AND WE BOUNCED AROUND, SMACKING INTO TEETH.
“WHAT WAS THAT?” I ASKED.
“MAYBE IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT GIANT HOLE?” JAMES SAID.
WE ALL LOOKED UP. RIGHT WHERE THE ESOPHAGUS WOULD BE, WAS NOW A GIANT HOLE. I SAW THE SKY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AN HOUR.
“SOMEONE CUT IT'S HEAD OFF.” HYPER SAID.
“NOT JUST ANYONE.” WE HEARD A VOICE RING OUT.
WE SAW A MAN STARING DOWN AT US FROM THE HOLE. HE WAS RIPPED AS FUCK, HAD A BUSHY GREY BEARD AND LONG, FLOWING WHITE HAIR. HE HAD AN EYEPATCH ON ONE EYE AND A GIANT SCAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS FACE. HE HAD A TON OF WEAPONS STRAPPED ONTO HIM AS WELL.
“WHO...WHO ARE YOU?” I ASKED POLITELY.
“SHIDO, YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME? IT'S ME, NICK.” HE SAID.
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| CHAPTER THREE - Spoiler:
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?” I ASKED.
“I'M A MONSTER HUNTER NOW. I'VE BEEN HUNTING DOWN THAT ONE FOR WEEKS.” NICK SAID. “WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?”
“NICK, WE NEED YOU TO COME WITH US SO WE CAN FIGHT AUSTIN.” HYPER SAID.
“HMMM...NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. CAN'T DO, I HAVE TO HUNT DOWN ANOTHER MONSTER.” NICK SAID. “NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET MY PARTNER, JEFF.”
“PARTNER?” I SAID.
“YEAH, THE ROCK SPIDER ATE HIM AND OUR JEEP.” NICK SAID.
“OOOOOH, THAT'S THE GUY HYPER KIL-” JAMES SAID.
“YOUR PARTNER FELL INTO THE ROCK SPIDER'S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.” HYPER SAID.
“WHAT? WHAT?!?!” NICK SAID. HE GOT ON HIS KNEES AND SCREAMED TO THE SKY. “JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!”
“YEAH IF YOU COULD NOT SCREAM INTO MY EAR AT TEN IN THE MORNING THAT'D BE GREAT.” JAMES SAID.
NICK KICKED THE ROCK SPIDER'S BODY AND IT HURTLED UP UNTIL IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE SKY.
“NICK, THAT WASN'T NECESSARY.” I SAID.
“YES, IT WAS. JEFF DESERVES VEGENCE. IF I COULD KILL HIS KILLER AGAIN, I WOULD.” NICK SAID.
“WELL, YOU MAY GET THAT CHANCE, NICK.” JAMES SAID.
“SHUT UP, JAMES.” HYPER SAID. “WELL, NICK, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WITHOUT A PARTNER TO HUNT THAT MONSTER.”
“WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, HYPER?” NICK SAID.
“WE SCRATCH YOUR BACK, YOU SCRATCH OURS. WE HELP KILL YOUR MONSTER, YOU HELP KILL OUR AUSTIN.” HYPER SAID.
“I GUESS I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE.” NICK SAID. “THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANNA HELP HUNT THIS ONE DOWN.”
“WE CAN HANDLE IT. WHAT IS IT?” JAMES SAID.
“THE MONSTER...” NICK SAID. “IS YOU, JAMES!”
NICK PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN AND POINTED IT AT JAMES'S FACE.
“YO, WHAT THE FUCK?!” JAMES SAID.
“NICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” I SAID.
NICK TOOK OUT A PIECE OF PAPER AND FLASHED IT AT US. THE PAPER HAD JAMES'S FACE ON THE FRONT OF IT AND SAID “WANTED: MONSTER THAT CUTS OFF DICKS. 100,000,000 DOLLARS REWARD. LOVE, ADIADOS”.
“FUCKING ADIADOS!” JAMES SAID.
“NICK, JUST CALM DOWN HERE.” I SAID. “NOW, I WANT JAMES TO DIE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT WE NEED HIM TO FIGHT AUSTIN.”
“AND I NEED TO FILL THIS CONTRACT. IF I DON'T OTHER MONSTER HUNTERS WILL.” NICK SAID.
HYPER GRABBED THE SHOTGUN OUT OF NICK'S HAND, BENT IT, AND THREW IT LIKE A BOOMERANG. HE SLAPPED NICK ACROSS THE FACE.
“GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, NICK. YOU CAN'T KILL JAMES.” HYPER SAID.
“BUT YOU HEARD HIM, HYPER. OTHERS WILL COME!” JAMES SAID.
“WHY IS HYPER EVEN HERE? ISN'T A VILLAIN?” NICK SAID.
“A VILLAIN THAT SAVED ALL YOUR LIVES.” HYPER SAID.
“HUH? NO I SAVED YOUR LIVES...” NICK SAID.
“SHUT UP, NICK.” HYPER SAID. “I HAVE A PLAN TO GET EVERYONE OFF OF JAMES'S DICK. BUT IT'S GONNA REQUIRE SOME WORK. SHIDO, JAMES, GO OUT INTO THE DESERT AND KILL A COW. BRING IT BACK HERE. NICK, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND SOME PLAY DOUGH.”
“BUT HYPER, IM A VEGETARIAN!” JAMES SAID.
“DAMMIT JAMES, WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FEMINISM! WE NEED A DEAD COW!” HYPER SAID.
“IF ONLY IZZY WAS HERE, WE COULD KILL HIM” JAMES SAID.
WE WALKED THROUGH THE DESERT. I COULD FEEL THE SAND LEVEL GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER UNTIL MY KNEES WERE SLUSHING THROUGH IT. SAND WAS BLOWING EVERY WHERE AND WAS POLLUTING MY EYES.
“JAMES, I CAN'T SEE SHIT!” I SAID.
“ME EITHER. DO COWS EVEN LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT?” JAMES SAID.
“HUNTERS!” SOMEONE YELLED. I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING SO I COULDN'T SEE WHERE.
“SHIDO, DID YOU HEAR THAT? COWS MUST BE NEAR BY.” JAMES SAID. “THEY KNOW WE'RE HUNTING THEM. I BASE THIS THEORY ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.”
SUDDENLY, I FELT SOMETHING SHOOT THROUGH THE WIND AND RIGHT PAST MY FACE. AN ARROW.
“JAMES, GET DOWN!” I SCREAMED. I TACKLED JAMES AND WE FELL INTO THE SAND. WE SANK IN IT LIKE MEMORY FOAM.
“SHIDO, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE FOR THIS GAY SHIT?” JAMES SAID.
“SOMEONE JUST SHOT A FUCKING ARROW AT ME.” I SAID.
“A FUCKING ARROW? THEY'RE TWICE AS POWERFUL AS A NORMAL ARROW...” JAMES SAID.
“THERE THEY ARE!” SOMEONE SAID IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. I FELT SOMETHING GRAB THE COLLAR OF MY SHIRT AND PULL ME UP. HE STARED ME RIGHT IN THE EYES. HIS FACE WAS GRAINY. LITERALLY, HE WAS MADE OF SAND.
ANOTHER SAND PERSON GRABBED JAMES AND HELD HIM UP.
“HYPER, IT'S THE SAND FAGGOTS!” JAMES SAID.
“HUMANS...IN THIS PART OF THE DESERT?” THE SAND FAGGOT HOLDING JAMES SAID. “IS THIS USUAL, JACKATTACK?”
“NO, ZARIFF, IT'S NOT.” THE SAND FAGGOT HOLDING ME SAID. “WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOIN' OUT HERE...IN OUR TERRITORY?”
“AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!” JAMES SAID.
“YES.” JACKATTACK SAID. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE”
“AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!?!” JAMES SAID.
“HUH-WHA, YES, YOU ARE BEING DETAINED. WHY ARE YOU HERE” JACKATTACK SAID.
“AM I BEING DETAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???” JAMES SAID.
“OK, GUT THEM” JACKATTACK SAID.
“WAIT!” I SAID. “WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND A COW. THAT'S ALL”
“A COW? YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT YOU IDIOTS” JACKATTACK SAID.
“YEAH, SEE THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING” JAMES SAID.
“WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT. TELL US THE REAL STORY.” JACKATTACK SAID.
“THAT IS THE TRUTH” I SAID.
“SADLY” JAMES SAID.
“BULLSHIT!” JACKATTACK SLAMMED ME INTO THE GROUND. “YOU'RE HERE TO ASSASSINATE THE QUEEN FAGGOT! YOU'RE THE ASSASSINS, AREN'T YOU?!”
“WHAT? NOOO! NO, SIR!” I SAID.
“WELL IS SHE HOT” JAMES SAID.
“ZARIFF, LET'S TAKE THEM IN.” JACKATTACK SAID. “WE'RE GOING TO BE PAID HANDSOMELY FOR THIS.”
THEY DRAGGED US THROUGH THE SAND FOR MILES. I GOT A PRETTY BAD RASH ON MY LEGS THAT BURNED LIKE YOUR DOG IN A HOUSE FIRE. THE SAND FAGGOTS WERE PRETTY TALL, PROBABLY HAD ABOUT A COUPLE FEET ON ME AND JAMES, AND THEIR LIMBS WERE THICK AND STRONG. THEIR ROUND HEADS HAD BEADY BLACK EYES WHICH SEEMED TO LOOK EVERY WHERE.
THEY THREW US INTO A GIANT SAND CASTLE. THE WIND WAS GONE AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HOURS SAND STOPPED BLOWING INTO MY EARS. I SHOOK IT OUT OF MY HAIR.
“HEY WE HAVE RIGHTS!” JAMES SAID. JACKATTACK GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT AND HELD HIM IN THE AIR.
“LISTEN YOU LITTLE...GOOF.” JACKATTACK SAID. “ASSASSINS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS IN SAND FAGGOT KINGDOM.”
“YOU KEEP CALLING US ASSASSINS, WE'RE JUST TWO DUDES LOOKING FOR A COW.” JAMES SAID.
“SILENCE!” JACKATTACK THREW HIM AGAINST THE WALL. “ZARIFF, LET'S TAKE THEM TO THE QUEEN.”
“YES, SIR.” ZARIFF SAID.
“WHAAAT?! YOU JUST LET HIM BOSS YOU AROUND LIKE THAT?!” JAMES SAID. “MAN UP, SAND FAGGOT!”
WE WERE DRAGGED EVERY FURTHER AND AT THIS POINT THE FABRIC ON MY PANTS WAS COMPLETELY TORN UP. WE WALKED DOWN THE LONG HALLS OF THE CASTLE. THEY WERE PRETTY EMPTY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ANY OTHER SAND FAGGOTS. PRETTY BIZARRE.
THE SAND FAGGOTS WALKED US THROUGH THESE HUGE DOUBLE DOORS AND TOSSED US IN FRONT OF A GIANT PILE OF SAND. IT HAD A FACE ON IT.
“HEY, SHIDO, I THINK WE FOUND OUR COW, HAHA.” JAMES NUDGED MY SHOULDER.
I LOOKED OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE NERVOUSLY AT JACKATTACK WHO WAS FUMING AT JAMES. I FELT THE SWEAT DROP OFF THE SKIN ON MY FACE.
“JACKATTACK, WHY DO YOU BRING THESE TWO HUMANS TO ME...” THE PILE SAID.
“QUEEN FAGGOT,” JACKATTACK SAID. “THESE...THESE SAVAGES ARE THE ASSASSINS WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR.”
THE QUEEN LOOKED AT ME UP AND DOWN.
“OH?” SHE SAID. “LET ME ASK YOU THIS, JACKATTACK, DO THEY HAVE WEAPONS ON THEM?”
“UH, WELL...” JACKATTACK SAID.
“DID YOU CHECK.” THE QUEEN SAID. “DID YOU CHECK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.”
“NO...NO IM SORRY, ILL DO THAT NOW...” JACKATTACK SAID. HE CAME OVER AND BEGAN PATTING US DOWN.
“YOU BROUGHT IN THESE MEN WHO YOU BELIEVE ARE ASSASSINS, DROPPED THEM IN FRONT OF ME, AND DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THEM FOR WEAPONS. AMAZING, JACK, AMAZING. YOU'VE OUTDONE YOUR STUPIDITY THIS TIME.” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID. “AND YOU, GAY BITCH, WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?”
“UH, UH, WELL, YOUR HIGHNESS...” ZARIFF SAID.
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT.” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID. ZARIFF SLUNKED OUT.
“THERE'S NO WEAPONS...QUEEN FAGGOT...” JACK SAID.
“JACK, GO STAND IN THE CORNER FOR FIVE MINUTES.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“YES...YES, QUEEN.” JACKATTACK SAID. HE WALKED OVER AND STUCK HIS HEAD IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM.
“JACK, YOU STUPID SHIT, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE WEAPONS AND YOU'RE CALLING THEM ASSASSINS. YOU LITERALLY JUST KIDNAPPED THESE PEOPLE. THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT, OUR KINGDOM CAN'T TAKE THIS.” THE QUEEN SAID. “YOU. WHO ARE YOU”
SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME.
“I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM BEING RULED BY EVIL. I KILLED SUNNYCIDE.” I SAID.
“JESUS FUCK, JACK.” QUEEN SAID.
“I DIDN'T KNOW!” JACK SAID.
“OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. AND TALKING EARNS YOU 5 EXTRA MINUTES” THE QUEEN SAID.
“AWW.” JACK SAID.
“MAKE THAT TEN.” THE QUEEN SAID. “ALRIGHT, WELL YOU TWO CAN LEAVE, I'M SORRY MY KNIGHTS ARE FUCKING RETARDED.”
“ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US.” I SAID.
“OH? HOW.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“WE NEED A COW. YOU PROBABLY KNOW THIS DESERT BETTER THAN WE DO.” I SAID.
“COW? YEAH, WE HAVE A COW. YOU CAN HAVE HIM” THE QUEEN SAID.
“YEAH!!” ME AND JAMES CHEERED AS WE JUMPED INTO THE AIR AND FREEZE FRAMED.
“IF YOU DO A FAVOR FOR ME” THE QUEEN SAID. JAMES AND I BOTH CRASHED INTO THE SAND BELOW.
“WHAT'S THAT?” I ASKED.
“WELL,” THE QUEEN SAID. “YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE KINGDOM IS RATHER EMPTY. WE'VE KIND OF BEEN AT A WAR LATELY, AND THEY'RE WINNING. BY A LOT. JACK AND ZARIFF ARE MY ONLY KNIGHTS LEFT.”
“THAT SUCKS” JAMES SAID.
“YEAH, WELL,” THE QUEEN SAID. “IT'S JUST TWO ASSASSINS TAKING EVERYONE OUT. IT WOULD BE A BIG HELP IF YOU TWO COULD FIND THEM AND KILL THEM. LORD KNOWS MY STUPID KNIGHTS CAN'T DO IT. DO THAT AND YOU CAN HAVE THE COW.”
“GUESS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.” I SAID. “YOUR HIGHNESS, WE WILL SLAY YOUR ASSASSINS AND REGAIN THE HONOR OF YOUR KINGDOM.”
“THANK GOD. NOW GET OUT I'M GOING TO PUT MY VIBRATOR IN.” THE QUEEN SAID. JAMES AND I WALKED OUT. JACKATTACK BEGAN WALKING OUT TOO. “NO NOT YOU JACK. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN.”
“AW MAAN...” JACKATTACK SAID.
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| CHAPTER FOUR - Spoiler:
MEANWHILE AS I MAGICALLY SWITCH TO A THIRD PERSON VIEWPOINT. HYPER AND NICK WATCHED JAMES AND I DISAPPEAR INTO THE DISTANCE. THE SAND DANCING IN THE AIR ENGULFED OUR ENTIRE BODIES UNTIL WE WERE OUT OF VIEW.
“ALRIGHT NICK WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANY PLAY DOUGH” HYPER SAID.
“THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING?” NICK SAID.
“WE'RE...” HYPER SAID. “RESURRECTING SUNNY.”
NICK GASPED AS “DUN DUN DUN” MUSIC PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND.
“I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING WHEN I SAW YOU” NICK RAISED HIS FISTS.
“NICK, JUST LISTEN.” HYPER SAID. NICK SQUINTED HIS EYES AND LOWERED HIS FISTS, BUT HE DIDN'T DROP HIS GUARD. “OUT OF THE ENTIRE GROUP, YOU'RE THE MOST REASONABLE. THE MOST LEVEL-HEADED. I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.”
“UNDERSTANDS WHAT?” NICK SAID.
“SHIDO...CAN'T BEAT AUSTIN ALONE. AUSTIN TOOK OUT FUCKING GOD, FOR FUCK SAKE.” HYPER SAID. “BUT SHIDO AND SUNNY...THAT'S A TEAM. I GET THAT YOU'RE AGAINST HIM, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY WIN. SHIDO, JAMES AND IZZY WILL NEVER LISTEN TO ME, BUT IF WE CAN JUST GET SUNNY BACK AND SHOW THAT HE CAN HELP US I THINK THEY'LL GET ON BOARD.”
“EVERYTHING YOU SAID MAKES SENSE...” NICK SAID. “BUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTERWARDS? WE'RE JUST GONNA LET SUNNY COME BACK?”
“NICK...NICK...” HYPER PUT HIS HAND ON NICK'S SHOULDER. “THERE'S A CERTAIN NECESSARY EVIL THAT THE WORLD NEEDS TO KEEP SPINNING. YOU KILLED SUNNY AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED? SOMEONE WORSE CAME OVER. WE BRING SUNNY BACK AND...AND IT'LL BE JUST LIKE IT USED TO BE.”
“ALRIGHT...” NICK SAID. “ALRIGHT, HYPER, I GUESS...I'LL HELP.”
“GOOD. WE HAVE ABOUT AN HOUR UNTIL THEY COME BACK WITH A COW, MOST LIKELY.” HYPER SAID. “DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE, NICK?”
“WE'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF FRIENDCODES TOWN.” NICK SAID.
“NO, I MEANT, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE REALLY ARE...” HYPER SAID. NICK WRINKLED HIS EYE BROWS TOGETHER. “THE ENTRANCE TO HELL IS JUST A SHORT WALK AWAY.”
“WE'RE GOING TO HELL?” NICK SAID.
“WELL, THAT'S WHERE SUNNY DIED, SO THAT'S WHERE HIS BODY WILL BE.” HYPER SAID. “LET'S GO.”
THEY BOTH STARTED WALKING FORWARD THROUGH THE SAND. NICK JOGGED A BIT TO CATCH UP WITH HYPER.
“AND ONCE WE HAVE THE BODY? WHAT THEN?” NICK SAID. HYPER HELD OUT HIS HAND AND SHOWED NICK A SHINY ROUND OBJECT.
“THE CRYSTAL GUMBALL.” HYPER SAID. “EATING IT RESTORES THE ENERGY OF ANYONE, INCLUDING THE DEAD. I SPENT FOUR YEARS TRACKING THIS DOWN.”
HYPER PUT IT BACK IN HIS POCKET.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WORKS?” NICK SAID.
“TRUST ME, IT WORKS.” HYPER SAID.
THEY KEPT WALKING PAST ALL THE CACTI AND ROCKS AND LIZARDS AND COYOTES. NICK LOOKED THE RATTLESNAKES STRAIGHT IN THE EYES.
“YOU'VE GROWN, NICK.” HYPER SAID. “YOU'RE NOT THE SAME NICK WE ONCE KNEW.”
“THAT CAN HAPPEN OVER FOUR YEARS IN AN ALTERED REALITY.” NICK SAID.
“LET'S HOPE YOU STAY THAT WAY WHEN WE'RE STARING DOWN THE SCUM IN HEAVEN.” HYPER SAID.
“YEAH...HEH HEH...” NICK SAID.
SUDDENLY THEY HEARD THE REVVING OF VEHICLES IN THE DISTANCE. HYPER LOOKED OVER BEFORE BEING SWEPT BY A WAVE OF SAND WHICH SENT HIM OVER INTO NICK. THEY BOTH FELL ONTO THE EARTH.
HYPER PUSHED HIMSELF UP AND SPIT THE SAND OUT OF HIS MOUTH. TWO THUGS SAT ON THEIR MOTORBIKES IN FRONT OF THEM. GAS WAS FLOODING THE AIR.
“WELL, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE, ELLIS.” A CHUBBY ONE WITH A HUGE TEN GALLON HAT SAID. HE LICKED HIS HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE SLOWLY.
“LOOKS LIKE TWO QUEERS IN THE SANDBOX, DENISE.” THE OTHER, SKINNY AND TALL ONE SAID. HE ALMOST LOOKED LIKE A SKELETON.
“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?” HYPER SAID.
THE CHUBBY ONE GOT OFF THE BIKE AND EXTENDED HIS HAND TO HYPER. HIS FINGER NAILS WERE BLACK AND HIS PALMS WERE BROWN.
“DENISE SWEATSACK, AND THIS IS MY FRIEND ELLIS SKELETON.” HE SAID. HYPER SMACKED THE HAND OUT OF HIS FACE.
“IS YOUR LAST NAME SKELETON BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE?” HYPER SAID. BOTH THE MEN FROWNED.
“ARE YOU BLIND! HE IS A SKELETON! HE'S A SKELETON WITH SKIN!” DENISE SAID.
“THAT'S...NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT A SKELETON IS...” NICK SAID.
“YEAH, YOU COULD SAY ME AND NICK ARE SKELETONS WITH SKIN TOO.” HYPER SAID.
“FUCKIN CISGENDERED SHITLORDS” DENISE SAID. “ELLIS, GET OUT THE CHAIN!”
“THE CHAIN? THE FUCK” HYPER SAID.
ELLIS GOT OFF THE BIKE AND TOOK OUT A TINY STEEL CHAIN. HE SWUNG IT AROUND AS HE SLOWLY APPROACHED NICK AND HYPER.
“NOW YOU BEST BEAT OFF, YOU HEAR?” DENISE SAID.
“WHAT THE FUCK YOU APPROACHED US FIRST” HYPER SAID.
“NO OFFENSE GUYS, BUT I'VE FOUGHT LITERAL DEMONS. THAT'S NOT REALLY SCARING ME.” NICK SAID.
“YEAH, SHITS WEAK.” HYPER SAID.
“YEAH? HOW BOUT THIS” ELLIS SAID. HE STOPPED SPINNING THE CHAIN AND CLICKED A BUTTON ON IT. THE CHAIN BEGAN GROWING AND GLOWING UNTIL IT WAS ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN OBESE ANACONDA. ELLIS SWUSHED IT AROUND HIS HEAD AND YOU COULD HEAR IT CUTTING THROUGH THE AIR. ELECTRIC CURRENTS FLEW OFF IT AS IT SWUNG. HE SLAPPED INTO ONTO THE GROUND AN THERE WAS A TINY ELECTRIC EXPLOSION, BUT ENOUGH TO SEND HYPER AND NICK FLYING BACK.
“WHAT WAS THAT?” NICK SAID.
“NO IDEA” HYPER SAID. “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TWO WANT WITH US IN THE FIRST PLACE?”
“WE GO AROUND LOOKING FOR FUCKIN BIGOTS IN THE DESERT AND THEN WE KILL THEM” DENISE SAID.
“YOU FUCKING CALLED US QUEERS WHEN YOU FIRST SAW US” HYPER SAID.
“CAUSE I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE! Y'ALL WERE NEARLY ABOUT HOLDIN HANDS, I WANTED TO FIND OUT IF YOU WOULD DOUBLE DATE WITH ME AND ELLIS! BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT YALL ARE SKELERACIST.” DENISE SAID.
“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OKAY NICK LET'S JUST KILL THEM” HYPER SAID.
NICK GOT UP AND STOMPED ON THE GROUND. A LARGE PIECE OF LAND SHOT OUT AND NICK GRABBED IT AND SWUNG IT AROUND. HE THREW IT AT ELLIS, BUT HE DESTROYED IT WITH HIS LASER CHAIN WHIP.
“DAMN” NICK SAID. “HE'LL BE TOUGH TO BEAT WITH THAT”
“HEY BOYS OR GIRLS OR WHATEVER YOU IDENTIFY AS” DENISE SAID. “TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE”
DENISE RIPPED OPEN HIS SHIRT REVEALING A BLUE GLOWING PACEMAKER ON HIS CHEST. HE PRESSED IT AND ARMOR BEGAN FLYING FROM ALL DIRECTIONS AND LATCHING ONTO HIM. WHEN IT WAS COMPLETE HE WAS FLYING IN THE AIR AND LOOKING DOWN AT THE TWO HEROES WITH HIS IRON SUIT.
“HOLY SHIT, IT'S IRONMAN” NICK SAID.
“THAT'S IRONFOX TO YOU, SHITLORD” DENISE SAID.
“BUT...BUT YOU'RE A MAN” NICK SAID.
“HOLY SHIT, ELLIS CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE TWO? LET'S FINISH EM” DENISE SAID.
DENISE POINTED HIS HAND AT NICK AND A GIANT LASER SHOT OUT. HYPER RAN AND TACKLED NICK OUT OF THE WAY, THE SHOT BARELY MISSED HIM.
“NICK, WE NEED A PLAN” HYPER SAID.
“ELLIS'S WHIP CAN CUT THROUGH DIRT PRETTY GOOD” NICK SAID. “BUT HOW DOES IT HANDLE SAND?!?!”
NICK KICKED SAND UP AND IT FLOATED TO ELLIS'S FACE. ALL THE SAND MISSED HIM.
“DAMN” NICK SAID.
DENISE LANDED IN FRONT OF NICK AND GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT. HE HELD HIS LASER HAND IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.
“ONE PULL OF THIS TRIGGER AND YOU'RE DEAD” DENISE SAID.
“TRIGGER...THAT'S IT!” HYPER SAID. “HEY, DENISE!”
“WHAT?” DENISE SAID.
“RAPE” HYPER SAID.
AN ENORMOUS SOUNDWAVE FLOWED FROM HYPER'S MOUTH AND CRASHED INTO DENISE, SENDING HIM TO THE GROUND.
“HYPER, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?” NICK ASKED.
“A TRIGGER, NICK. THEY'RE WEAK TO IT.” HYPER SAID. “WATCH. FAT PEOPLE ARE GROSS.”
ANOTHER SOUNDWAVE CRASHED INTO DENISE AS HE LAYED IN THE SAND TREMBLING.
“BACK AWAY FROM HIM CISGENDERED SHIT!” ELLIS YELLED.
“DOMESTIC ABUSE” HYPER SAID.
ELLIS'S ENTIRE BODY BEGAN SHAKING. HE FOAMED AT THE MOUTH AS HIS EYES ROLLED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
“EEEEELLLLLLLLIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!” DENISE YELLED. “ALRIGHT, STOP! STOP, WE'LL GO, OKAY? WE'LL GO!”
HYPER WATHED ELLIS VIBRATE ON THE GROUND. HE CLENCHED HIS FISTS TOGETHER.
“HYPER! STOP!” NICK SAID.
HYPER WALKED SLOWLY UP TO ELLIS. HE BENT DOWN TO HIM.
“PLEASE, NO!” DENISE SAID.
“HYPER!” NICK SAID.
“GAMERGATE” HYPER WHISPERED.
ELLIS'S HEAD EXPLODED EVERY WHERE. TAN SAND WAS TINTED RED, AND HYPER'S FACE WAS CAKED IN BLOOD. HE WIPED IT OFF WITH HIS SLEEVE.
“ELLLLLLISSS! NOOOOO!” DENISE YELLED. HYPER TURNED TO DENISE. HE SMILED.
“ANIMAL AB-” HYPER SAID. NICK COVERED HIS MOUTH.
“RUN!” NICK YELLED.
DENISE SCRAMBLED UP AND TOOK OFF WITH HIS ROCKET BOOTS OVER THE MOUNTAIN. HYPER PUSHED NICK OFF OF HIM.
“THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” HYPER YELLED.
“YOU JUST MURDERED THAT GUY, MAN!” NICK SAID. “THEY WERE BEGGING FOR MERCY!”
“WELL, THEN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO KILL US IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU REALLY JUST WANTED TO LET THEM WALK AWAY AFTER THAT?” HYPER SAID. “THAT'S SOMETHING SHIDO AND JAMES WOULD DO, NICK. NOT RATIONALS LIKE US.”
“I...I...” NICK SAID.
“AT LEAST WE GOT THIS.” HYPER SAID. “CATCH.”
HE TOSSED NICK THE CHAIN WHIP. IT WAS TINY AGAIN. NICK CAUGHT IT AND LOOKED AT HYPER.
“YOU HAVE IT.” HYPER SAID.
“REALLY?” NICK SAID.
“SURE.” HYPER CLIMBED ONTO ONE OF THE BIKES. “TAKE THE OTHER BIKE. WE'RE RIDING TO HELL.”
“WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!” NICK SAID.
“NICK. DON'T.” HYPER SAID.
“OK” NICK SAID.
THEY GOT ON THE BIKES AND DROVE AWAY.
ONE CUT LATER, THE WERE WALKING THROUGH HELL. NICK LOOKED AROUND AS THEY WENT THROUGH EACH LEVEL.
“I DIDN'T MAKE IT AS FAR AS SHIDO DOWN HERE” NICK SAID.
“I KNOW.” HYPER SAID.
“WHERE ARE ALL THE BODIES? OF EVERYONE WE KILLED?” NICK ASKED.
“I DON'T KNOW.” HYPER SAID. “I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE...THAT DAY.”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW IF SUNNY IS HERE?” NICK SAID.
“ONLY DEMONS CAN ENTER HELL. I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.” HYPER SAID. “HE STILL SHOULD BE HERE.”
“BUT WE GOT INTO HELL WITH SHIDO” NICK SAID.
“YEAH? WELL SHUT UP.” HYPER SAID.
THEY WALKED INTO SUNNY'S LAIR. IT WAS QUIET. EMPTY.
“I DON'T SEE A BODY.” NICK SAID.
HYPER RAN TO THE CENTER OF THE ROOM. HE LOOKED AROUND FRANTICALLY.
“NO! NO!! NO!!!!” HYPER DROPPED TO THE GROUND AND SLAMMED HIS FIST.
“HE GONE?” NICK SAID.
“YEAH.” HYPER STOOD UP. “SUNNY'S BODY IS FUCKING GONE.”
“IF AUSTIN COULD KILL GOD, I DON'T SEE HOW ENTERING HELL WOULD BE A PROBLEM FOR HIM.” NICK SAID.
“DAMMIT...” HYPER SAID. “GOD DAMMIT...LET'S GO. WE'LL...WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. TRY TO TRACK DOWN HIS BODY BEFORE WE PICK UP IZZY.”
“DON'T WORRY, HYPER.” NICK SAID. “I GOT YOUR BACK.”
“GOOD.” HYPER SAID. “GOOD.”
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SUNNY OPENED HIS EYES. HE WAS IN HELL. HE COULD FEEL THE TINY BOILING ROCKS TANGLED IN HIS HAIR. HE LEANED OVER AND BRUSHED THEM OFF. HE SCRATCHED THE SIDE OF HIS FACE AND LOOKED AROUND. HE YAWNED.
THE GOLDEN SWORD FLEW RIGHT OVER HIS FACE. IT STUCK RIGHT INTO THE GROUND BESIDE HIM. HE SHOT HIS EYES OVER TO THE FIGURE WHICH STOOD NOT TOO FAR AWAY. IT WAS DARK AND SUNNY COULDN'T SEE IT VERY WELL.
“PICK IT UP” IT SAID IN IT'S DARK, BOOMING VOICE.
SUNNY GRABBED THE SWORD AND STOOD UP.
“HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?” SUNNY SAID.
“DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SUNNYCIDE. EVERYTHING IS DONE. HE'S DEAD AND I BROUGHT YOU BACK.” IT SAID.
“I'M NOT LIVING IN YOUR TWISTED WORLD, AUSTIN.” SUNNY SAID.
“I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT THINK THAT.” AUSTIN SAID. HE PUT HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. “WELL, YOU HAVE THE SWORD. COME AT ME THEN.”
SUNNY SHIFTED HIS FEET AND SHOT AT AUSTIN IN SUPER SPEED. HE RAISED THE GOLDEN SWORD OVER HIS HEAD AND PREPARED TO CHOP IT RIGHT INTO AUSTIN'S HEAD. AUSTIN STOPPED SUNNY SHORT AS HE CLUCHED HIS THROAT WITH HIS METALLIC, COLD HAND. SUNNY COULD BARELY BREATH. AUSTIN TOOK THE SWORD OUT OF HIS HAND AND THREW HIM BACK ON THE GROUND.
SUNNY STARTED TO CHANGE FORM INTO A SNAKE, BUT AUSTIN STOMPED ON HIM AND STOPPED IT.
“PATHETIC.” AUSTIN SAID. “JUST AS PATHETIC AS HE WAS.”
AUSTIN BENT DOWN AND PICKED SUNNY UP. THE FLEW. AUSTIN SHOT RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND AND INTO THE AIR. HE THREW SUNNY UP INTO THE SOFT CLOUDS OF HEAVEN. HE LOOKED DOWN AT SUNNY.
“I BROUGHT YOU BACK JUST TO SHOW YOU THIS.” AUSTIN SAID. “IT'S ALL MINE NOW. IT'S FINALLY MINE.”
“GO TO HELL” SUNNY SAID.
“NO THANKS, WAS JUST THERE AND IT WAS PRETTY FILTHY.” AUSTIN SAID. “YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU BY A TEENAGER. HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.”
“AND HE'LL KILL YOU TOO” SUNNY SAID.
“HE'S ALREADY DEAD.” AUSTIN SAID.
“H...HOW...” SUNNY SAID.
“BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY GET SHIT DONE!” AUSTIN SAID. HE STOMPED ON THE GROUND AND ALL OF HEAVEN SHOOK. “YOU TRIED, SUNNYCIDE, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, YOU WERE JUST LIKE DAD.”
AUSTIN PUT THE TIP OF THE SWORD TO SUNNY'S FOREHEAD.
“SO WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME AGAIN NOW?” SUNNY SAID.
“HMM, NO.” AUSTIN SAID. “NO I DON'T THINK I WILL. WE'RE RESTARTING THE WORLD TO YEAR ONE, AND I THINK I WANT YOU TO BE APART OF THAT. NOT APART OF MY TEAM, NO WE CAN'T HAVE FUCK UPS HERE IN HEAVEN, BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE LOOKING UP TO ME.”
SUNNY JUMPED UP AND SWUNG AT AUSTIN'S FACE. AUSTIN BLOCKED THE PUNCH WITH HIS FOREARM AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED SUNNY IN THE STOMACH. SUNNY FELL FLAT ON HIS BACK, AND AUSTIN PRESSED HIS FOOT ON HIS STOMACH.
“YOU LOSE AGAIN, SUNNYCIDE.” AUSTIN SAID. HE STOMPED SUNNY AND SUNNY FELL THROUGH THE CLOUDS.
HE TUMBLED THROUGH SPACE AND THEN INTO THE OZONE. HE CRASHED STRAIGHT INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. HE DIDN'T STRUGGLE OR EVEN TRY TO MOVE HIS ARMS. HE LET THE AIR ESCAPE HIS MOUTH AS HE SUNK LOWER AND LOWER.
“OH SHIT. SHIT DUDE HE'S AWAKE” SOMEONE SAID.
“FUCK, GO, GO!” SOMEONE ELSE SAID.
SUNNY'S VISION WAS A LITTLE BLURRY BUT HE SAW TWO KIDS RUNNING AWAY. HIS WALLET WAS GONE.
“FFFUCK” SUNNY SAID. HIS CHEEK WAS PRESSED INTO THE DAMP SAND AND HE SMELLED LIKE SALT. HE COULD HEAR THE WAVES CRASHING IN FRONT OF HIM.
HE ROLLED ONTO HIS BACK AND LOOKED INTO THE SKY. NO SUN. HE SPIT SOME SALTY WATER OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND SAT UP. THE SEAGULLS WERE CHIRPING AND FLYING ALL AROUND.
HE MADE IT TO THE FOREST DURING SUNSET. IT WAS DARK AND NOISEY. A THOUSAND DIFFERENT BUGS WERE SCREAMING AS SUNNY WALKED THROUGH.
HE CAME TO AN OLDER LOOKING MAN IN FRONT OF HIM.
“MOVE.” SUNNY SAID.
THE MAN PULLED OUT A GUN AND POINTED IT AT HIM.
“YOU STUPID OLD FUCK” SUNNY SAID, SMACKING THE GUN OUT OF THE MAN'S HAND AND SLAMMING HIM AGAINST A TREE.
“HEY, LET HIM GO!” SOMEONE YELLED. SIX OTHER GUYS CAME OUT OF THE BUSHES WITH GUNS. “LET HIM GO AND GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!” SUNNY SAID.
“WHO?” SOMEONE SAID.
“I'M SUNNYCIDE!”
“WHO??”
“THE RULER OF HELL! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!” SUNNY SAID.
“THIS GUY IS FUCKING CRAZY.” SOMEONE SAID. “EVERY KNOWS AUSTIN IS THE RULER OF HELL.”
“WHAT? WHAT?!” SUNNY SAID. “SHOOT ME! WATCH WHAT HAPPENS! I'LL BE UNHARMED!”
THE GUYS ALL PUT THEIR GUNS DOWN.
“ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT MAN YOU CALLED OUR BLUFF. WE DON'T REALLY WANT TO HURT ANYONE, WE'RE JUST DESPERATE FOR SUPPLIES AND...” SOMEONE SAID.
“NO. NO, FUCKING SHOOT ME!” SUNNY SAID. “SHOOT ME OR I'LL KILL THIS OLD FUCKING MAN!”
“DUDE, WHAT THE-” SOMEONE SAID.
SUNNY THREW THE OLD GUY ON THE GROUND AND REACHED FOR THE GUN.
“SHIT!” SOME OTHER GUY YELLED. THEY ALL OPENED FIRED. THE FOREST ROARED WITH POPING AND BANGS.
SUNNY FLOPPED AROUND AS EACH BULLET PIERCED THROUGH HIS BODY. AFTER THE SHOTS STOPPED HE FELL ON THE GROUND. HIS BLOOD WAS EVERY WHERE.
“FUCK! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!” ONE OF THE GUNNERS YELLED.
“WE HAD TO, HE WAS GONNA KILL HUGH. HE WAS GONNA KILL HIM...” SUNNY HEARD AS THEY RAN OFF.
“WHAT THE HELL...” SUNNY SAID. “AUS...TIN...”
HIS VISION CUT TO BLACK.
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| CHAPTER FIVE - Spoiler:
“THAT BITCH EXPECTS US TO KILL ASSASSINS WITHOUT WEAPONS?” JAMES SAID.
“COME ON, JAMES, WE CAN DO IT, IT'S JUST TWO SAND FAGGOTS” I SAID.
“NIGGA WE COULDNT EVEN TAKE JACKATTACK AND HIS AUTISTIC BROTHER” JAMES SAID.
“WE'LL FIND A WAY.” I SAID.
“BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO FIND THEM” JAMES SAID. “IN A SEA OF SAND. FUCK THIS SAND”
“HEY GUYS” ZARIFF SAID.
JAMES LOOKED DOWN. ZARIFF'S FACE WAS IMPRINTED INTO THE SAND BELOW HIS CROUCH. JAMES JUMPED BACK.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” JAMES SAID.
ZARIFF POPPED OUT OF THE SAND.
“JUST THOUGHT I'D LEND A HAND. YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SAND FAGGOTS CAN MANIPULATE THE SAND ANYWAY THEY WANT RIGHT?” ZARIFF SAID. “IT'S OUR DOMAIN.”
“WOW AWESOME FUN FACTS MAN. WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT?” JAMES SAID.
“HE'S WARNING US, JAMES.” I SAID.
“YUP. THE ASSASSINS COULD LITERALLY BE ANYWHERE. LUCKILY US SAND FAGGOTS CAN FEEL ANY VIBRATION IN THE SAND. IF ONE TRIES TO SNEAK UP ON YOU, I CAN WARN YOU.” ZARIFF SAID.
“I...GUESS HE CAN COME ALONG.” JAMES SAID. “BUT LEAVE THE SLAYING TO ME.”
“YOU'RE THE BOSS!” ZARIFF SAID.
“HM, YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLY PASSIVE.” JAMES SAID.
“YUP!” ZARIFF SAID.
“STOP THAT.” JAMES SAID.
“OH, HEY, YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE THESE.” ZARIFF SAID. HE HANDED ME AND JAMES TWO GUNS WITH LONG BUT SLENDER BARRELS.
“AW YEAH MACHINE GUNS!” JAMES SAID. HE FIRED HIS INTO THE AIR. WATER SHOT OUT. “WHAT THE FUCK? YOU THINK THIS IS PLAY TIME, KID?”
“WE USE WATER HERE IN SAND FAGGOT KINGDOM. IT MAKES SAND FAGGOTS SLOWER AND BREAKS THEM DOWN.” ZARIFF SAID.
“THANKS, ZARIFF.” I SAID.
“NO PROBLEM!” ZARIFF SAID.
“STOP THAT.” JAMES SAID. “ALRIGHT, ZAROL, WHERE WOULD THESE SAND FAGGOTS BE LOCATED?”
“SIGH.” ZARIFF SAID.
“DID YOU...DID YOU LITERALLY JUST SAY THE WORD 'SIGH' TO SIGH?” JAMES SAID.
“JAMES, SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO SECONDS. ZARIFF WHAT'S THE SIGH FOR?” I ASKED.
“WELL...” ZARIFF SAID. SUDDENLY JACKATTACK SPRUNG OUT OF THE SAND.
“ZARIFF! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!” JACKATTACK SAID.
“I, UHH, JUST SUPPLYING THE ASSASSIN-ASSASSINS SOME WEAPONS, SIR!” ZARIFF SAID.
“QUEEN FAGGOT NEEDS TO SEE US BOTH AT HER THRONE IMMEDIATELY. SHE ALREADY CAME AND WE HAVE TO WIPE UP THE GOO.” JACK SAID.
“YES, SIR.” ZARIFF SAID.
“WAIT, ZARIFF, WHERE ARE THE ASSASSINS?” I ASKED. JACKATTACK LOOKED AT ME AND THEN AT ZARIFF.
“I, UH...I DON'T KNOW.” ZARIFF SAID.
“WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING...” I SAID.
“I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ASSASSINS. SORRY.” ZARIFF SAID. HE SLIPPED BACK INTO THE SAND AND LEFT. JACK LOOKED BACK AT ME.
“JUST KILL THE ASSASSINS AND LEAVE.” HE SAID. HE MELTED TOO AND WAS GONE.
“THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?” I SAID. “THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON, AND IT'S MORE THAN QUEEN FAGGOT'S RACHET VAGINA.”
“HEY, SHIDO, YOU THINK PEEING ON A SAND FAGGOT WILL WEAKEN IT?” JAMES SAID. “PEE IS A LIQUID AFTERALL, IT MAY WORK EVEN BETTER THAN WATER TOO...”
“JAMES. PUT YOUR DICK BACK IN YOUR PANTS.” I SAID.
“OK” JAMES PULLED HIS PANTS BACK UP. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM TAKING THEM OFF.
WE WALKED FOR MILES LOOKING AROUND FOR ASSASSINS. APPARENTLY ASSASSINS DON'T LIKE TO BE FOUND.
“THIS IS SO USELESS! THEY COULD LITERALLY BE ANY WHERE!” JAMES SAID.
“WE HAVE TO GET THAT COW, JAMES. HYPER SAID.” I SAID.
“HYPER SAID? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?” JAMES SAID. “SINCE WHEN DID HYPER CALL THE SHOTS?”
“SINCE HE SAVED OUR ASSES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.” I SAID.
“WE'VE ALL BEEN SAVING EACH OTHER'S ASSES SINCE CHAPTER ONE.” JAMES SAID. “I'M THE FUCKING LEADER OF THIS GROUP. YOU'RE A CLOSE SECOND. WE'RE JUST USING HYPER. YOU DIDN'T FORGET THAT, RIGHT?”
“YEAH...” I SAID.
THE TRUTH WAS I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW IF HYPER WAS GOING TO BETRAY US THIS TIME. AUSTIN SEEMED LIKE A REAL THREAT AND I'M SURE HE WANTED THE WORLD TO BE BACK TO NORMAL THE SAME AS US.
“YOU HEAR THAT?” JAMES SAID.
I DID. IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING WAS SLITHERING IN THE SAND.
“SNAKE?” I SAID.
“GUESS AGAIN.” A VOICE SAID BEHIND US. WE TURNED AROUND.
A TALL FIGURE TOWERED OVER US. HE WEILDED A GIANT SWORD AND MENACING, ANGRY EYES. HE HAD BULKY AND SPIKEY ARMOR.
“WHO...WHO ARE YOU?” I ASKED.
“FOOL...” HE SAID. “YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE I? AUSTIN? RULER OF THE WORLD?!”
“HOLY SHIT, IT'S AUSTIN!” JAMES SAID. “STEP BACK, AUSTIN, I SWEAR TO SHIT I'LL PISS ON YOU!”
AUSTIN WAS HIDDEN BEHIND THE SANDY WINDS SO TO BE HONEST I COULDN'T EVEN SEE HIM THAT WELL. ALMOST LIKE A GHOST.
“AUSTIN...” I SAID. JAMES PUT HIS HAND ON MY CHEST AND PUSHED ME BACK.
“LET'S FUCKIN GO AUSTIN I'LL WRECK YOU” JAMES SAID.
“BACK UP, MORTAL. I JUST CAME BACK FROM MY HOME PLANET VULTRON AND I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOU.” AUSTIN SAID.
JAMES DARTED AT HIM ANYWAYS. AUSTIN SLAMMED A GIANT FIST INTO JAMES, BURYING HIM IN THE SAND.
“JAMES!” I SAID. “ALRIGHT, AUSTIN, IT'S ME YOU WANT, ISN'T IT? LEAVE JAMES OUTTA THIS.”
“SHIDO I CAN TAKE HIM!” JAMES SAID, TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE SAND.
“YOU? WHY WOULD I WANT YOU?!” AUSTIN SAID.
“HAH! YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM??” JAMES SAID. “THIS IS GOD'S CHOSEN ONE. THE ONE WHO HELPED ME KILL SUNNY!”
“SHIDO????” AUSTIN SAID.
“HOLY SHIT DUDE IT IS HIM” ANOTHER VOICE SAID.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET US INTO??”
“FUCK, ABORT, ABORT”
AUSTIN SPLIT APART INTO SEVERAL DIFFERENT SAND FAGGOTS.
“WE WERE RUSED!” JAMES SAID.
“JAMES, GRAB ONE!” I SAID.
JAMES RAN AT ONE WITH HIS FAST LEGS AND TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND. HE TRIED SQUIRMING AND SLIPPING OUT OF JAMES'S GRASP BUT HE WAS CAUGHT.
“WHOOOOA THERE, LITTLE DOGGIE” JAMES SAID.
I PUT THE NOZZLE OF THE WATER GUN IN HIS FACE.
“WHO ARE YOU” I SAID.
“WHOA, BE COOL, MAN, BE COOL!” HE SAID. “MY NAME CASTLE. OR CASS FOR SHORT.”
“WELL, ASS...” JAMES SAID. “HEH. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HA HA. HA.”
“WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?” I ASKED.
“OUR LEADER JUST DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH, ALRIGHT? YOU COULD BE FROM THE QUEEN FAGGOT FOR ALL WE KNOW. DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SHIDO.” CASTLE SAID.
“WE ARE WITH THE QUEEN.” I SAID. “SHE SENT US TO KILL SOME ASSASSINS.”
“OH FUCK.” CASTLE SAID. “OH SHIT OH FUCK OH MAN OH”
“LOOKS LIKE HE'S GUILTY. SHIDO, SHOOT!” JAMES SAID.
“NO, MAN, NO!” CASTLE SAID. “WELL...WELL...YEAH, BUT DON'T SHOOT!”
“WHY SHOULDN'T I?” I SAID.
“YOU DON'T KNOW THE FULL STORY.” CASTLE SAID.
“SO WHAT, THE QUEEN IS GIVING US A COW.” JAMES SAID.
“THE QUEEN IS A FUCKING CUNT.” CASTLE SAID. “SHE'S JUST A FUCKING CUNT AND WE ALL HATE HER. THAT'S WHY WE ALL LEFT.”
“LEFT?” I ASKED.
“YEAH, EVERYONE FROM HER KINGDOM LEFT HER AND WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO ASSASSINATE HER EVER SINCE.” CASTLE SAID.
“SHE SAID YOU WERE ALL KILLED.” I SAID.
“YEAH, SHE WOULD SAY THAT.” CASTLE SAID. “SHE'S LYING TO YOU. SHE...SHE WAS GOOD AT THAT.”
I LOWERED MY GUN.
“SHIDO, ARE YOU REALLY TRUSTING THIS GUY? HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO TRICK US INTO BELIEVING HE WAS AUSTIN A MINUTE AGO. THE QUEEN IS GIVING US A COW.” JAMES SAID. “BESIDES, EVEN IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THE QUEEN IS A CUNT? NOT OUR PROBLEM.”
“IF WE DON'T ASSASSINATE THE QUEEN, SHE'S GOING TO RULE ALL THE SAND. SHE'S BEEN CHARGING HER POWER FOR MONTHS AND ONCE IT'S COMPLETE SHE'LL HAVE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING TOUCHING THE DESERT.” CASTLE SAID.
“AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE?” JAMES SAID.
“BECAUSE SHE'LL BECOME THE WALKING DESERT. A MONSTER THAT IS PRACTICALLY UNSTOPPABLE. A THREAT ON THE LEVEL OF AUSTIN, ALMOST.” CASTLE SAID. “I'M GUESSING YOU TWO ARE GOING TO HEAVEN TO TAKE HIM ON. YOU WANNA DEAL WITH HER TOO?”
“HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.” I SAID.
“IF HE'S EVEN TELLING THE TRUTH.” JAMES SAID. “IF EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE, WHY ARE JACKATTACK AND ZARIFF STILL WITH HER?”
“JACK WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BLOWJOB AND ZARIFF...I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING UP WITH HIM.” CASTLE SAID. “I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO MY LEADER, HE CAN CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'M SAYING.”
“JAMES, LET HIM GO.” SHIDO SAID. “WE'RE GOING.”
WE FOLLOWED CASTLE FOR MILES THROUGH THE DESERT. OUR GUNS WERE POINTED TO HIS BACK THE ENTIRE TIME. HE LED US INTO A CANYON. IT WAS DARK. SPOOKY. BUT HE DIDN'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID.
SAND FAGGOTS HID BEHIND ROCKS WATCHING US WALK BY. PARENTS COVERED THEIR KID'S EYES AND WALKED OUT OF OUR WAY. AT LAST WE REACHED A SAND FAGGOT WHO WORE A CROWN MADE OF ROCKS AND HAD A CACTUS BEARD. HE LAUGHED WHEN HE SAW US.
“CASTLE, CASTLE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO NOW?” HE CHUCKLED.
“I'M SORRY, KING FAGGOT. WE DID THE AUSTIN ILLUSION BUT UH...TURNS OUT THIS IS SHIDO.” CASTLE SAID.
“SHIDO?!” KING FAGGOT SAID. HE LOOKED AT JAMES. “PEOPLE SAID YOU WERE SHORTER.”
“NO, I'M JAMES, THIS IS MY SIDEKICK, SHIDO.” JAMES POINTED TO ME.
“SHIDO! THE ACCLAIMED HERO!” KING FAGGOT SAID. “AH, THE WORLD WAS SO GREAT AFTER YOU KILLED SUNNY. FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS UNTIL AUSTIN CAME. THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD THOUGH.”
“YEAH, APPARENTLY FINR2 DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN.” I SAID.
“MM...NO, NOT THAT. AUSTIN KILLED YOU WHEN HE TOOK OVER HEAVEN.” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“WHAT?” I LOOKED AT JAMES. HE SHRUGGED.
“MUST HAVE BEEN STUPID RUMORS. GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL WELL AND KICKING. SO, WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF MY KNIGHTS AT GUNPOINT?” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“KING FAGGOT...” I SAID.
“OH, PLEASE. A HERO LIKE YOU CAN CALL ME FAGGY.” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“FAGGY, WE WERE SENT BY THE QUEEN TO ASSASSINATE HER ASSASSINS. BUT CASTLE TOLD US THAT SHE'S TRYING TO BECOME A GIANT DESERT BALL OR SOMETHING.” I SAID.
“YES, THAT'S TRUE.” FAGGY SAID. JAMES AND I LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN SHOCK. “I WAS HER GREATEST KNIGHT. THE TRUE HERO OF THE SAND FAGGOT KINGDOM. UNTIL ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING. I COULDN'T HIDE THE TRUTH, I TOLD ALL OF THE KINGDOM AND WE REBELLED. ONLY TWO WEIRDOS STAYED BEHIND.”
“MY GOD.” JAMES SAID. “DO YOU HAVE ANY COWS HERE?”
“NO.” FAGGY SAID. “HOWEVER, I MUST ASK THAT YOU PLEASE NOT KILL MY KNIGHTS. IF YOU HAVE TO KILL ANYONE FOR THE QUEEN, POINT THE GUNS AT ME. I GAVE THEM THE ORDERS.”
“KING FAGGOT, NO!” CASTLE YELLED.
“CASS, IT'S OKAY.” FAGGY SAID. HE HELD HIS ARMS OUT OPEN. “FIRE AWAY, GUYS.”
“ALRIGHT, SEE YA.” JAMES LIFTED HIS GUN.
“JAMES, NO.” I SMACKED IT DOWN. “WE'RE NOT KILLING ANYONE BUT THE QUEEN. SHE HAS TO BE STOPPED.”
“THANK YOU, SHIDO.” CASTLE SAID.
“BUT HOW DO WE GO ABOUT DOING IT?” I ASKED.
“HMMMM...” JAMES THOUGHT REALLY HARD. “BAZINGA! I GOT A PLAN!”
“WHAT IS IT?” CASTLE ASKED.
JAMES TOOK THE BUTT OF HIS GUN AND BEAT CASTLE IN THE FACE WITH IT.
“JAMES, WHAT THE HELL?” I SAID.
“NO, I GET WHAT HE'S DOING.” FAGGY SAID. JAMES GRABBED CASTLE BY THE NECK.
“WE BRING IN AN ASSASSIN ALIVE, AND THEN WE'LL FIGHT OFF JACK AND ZARIFF WHILE ASS DOES HIS THING.” JAMES SAID.
“JAMES THAT'S...ACTUALLY THAT'S AN OKAY PLAN.” I SAID.
“BRILLIANT PLAN!” THE KING SAID.
“NOW, LET'S GO MAKE A BITCH WET.” JAMES SAID.
WE DRAGGED OFF CASTLE BACK THE QUEEN'S CASTLE.
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| CHAPTER SIX - Spoiler:
“WE GOT HIM, WE FUCKING GOT HIM” JAMES YELLED AS HE DRAGGED IN CASTLE. I HELD THE GUN OUT JUST IN FRONT OF HIM. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. THE ASSASSIN HAS FALLEN!”
“JAMES, PULL IT BACK A BIT NOW” I WHISPERED.
“I TOOK THEATER IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHIDO, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING” JAMES SAID.
“DID YOU PASS...?” CASTLE SAID.
“SHUT UP” JAMES SAID.
WE PASSED BY JACKATTACK WHO GAVE US A SLOW CLAP.
“LOOK WHO'S BACK. CASTLE.” JACKATTACK SAID. “OR AS I LIKE TO SAY, ASSTLE.”
“HEY I LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING” JAMES SAID. “HAHA. SHIDO I LIKE HIM LET'S NOT KILL THE QUEEN.”
“JAMES!” I SAID.
“OK YEAH I GUESS WE HAVE TO” JAMES SAID.
JAMES THREW CASTLE IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN. ZARIFF LOOKED AT ME. HE HAD A WORRIED EXPRESSION.
“AHH, SO CASTLE IS THE ASSASSIN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.” THE QUEEN SAID.
ZARIFF WAS SHAKING HIS HEAD AT ME. SOMETHING WAS VERY WRONG.
“JACKATTACK! GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!” THE QUEEN YELLED.
“YES, QUEEN!” JACKATTACK RAN IN.
“KILL THIS FAGGOT!” SHE YELLED.
“YES, YOUR MAJESTY.” JACK SAID.
“NOT SO FAST!” JAMES SAID. “YOU'VE BEEN LE TRICKED!”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING” THE QUEEN SAID. JAMES POINTED THE GUN AT ZARIFF AND SHOT. ZARIFF SHOT INTO THE GROUND AND DISAPPEARED. HE POPPED BACK UP NEXT TO JAMES AND PUT HIM IN A HEAD LOCK. JAMES DROPPED THE GUN.
“SHIT! HE SUCKER PUNCHED ME! SHIDO, SHOOT!” JAMES SAID.
“NO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!” ZARIFF SAID.
“WE'RE YOU GOING TO BETRAY US? THE FUCK?” JACKATTACK SAID.
CASTLE GOT UP AND RAN TOWARD THE QUEEN. JACKATTACK SLIPPED INTO THE GROUND AND POPPED UP TO CATCH HIM. THEY STRUGGLED WITH EACH OTHER.
“YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. YOU GOT DUPED.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“YEAH, BY YOU! BITCH!” JAMES SAID.
“PUT THE GUN DOWN, SHIDO! PLEASE!” ZARIFF SAID.
“KING FAGGOT IS A MASTER CON-ARTIST. THAT'S HOW HE GOT ALL THESE SAND FAGGOTS TO LEAVE ME.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“SO YOU ADMIT YOU LIED? THEY WEREN'T KILLED?” I SAID.
“WELL...THEY WERE KILLED. NOT BY ASSASSINS.” THE QUEEN SAID. “LOOK, IT'S THIS WHOLE CRAZY THING YOU DON'T WANNA GET INVOLVED.”
“SHOOT HER, SHIDO! SHE'S FUCKING LYING, SHE'S WARPING YOUR MIND!” CASTLE YELLED.
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!” I SAID.
“SHOOT HER!” CASTLE SAID.
“SHOOT CASTLE!” JACK YELLED.
“DON'T SHOOT ANYONE! PLEASE!” ZARIFF YELLED.
ALL THE YELLING AND STRUGGLING. I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I PRESSED THE GUN AGAINST MY HEAD.
“SHIDO! NOOOO!!” JAMES YELLED.
TOO LATE. I PULLED THE TRIGGER.
THE SIDE OF MY FACE GOT WET.
“OH. OH YEAH, IT'S JUST WATER. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING.” I SAID. I POINTED THE GUN AT THE QUEEN. “TELL ME EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND YOU'RE LYING...”
“ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! JESUS.” THE QUEEN SAID. “HERE'S THE TRUTH. IN THE WORLD OF SAND FAGGOTS, THERE ARE TWO KINDS. SAND FAGGOTS THAT CAN TRAVEL AND HIDE IN THE SAND, LIKE JACKATTACK AND ZARIFF, AND SAND FAGGOTS THAT CAN TRANSFORM INTO THINGS, LIKE CASTLE AND KING FAGGOT. WELL, A LOT OF TRAVELERS WERE PARANOID OF THE TRANSFORMERS, SO THEY STARTED RIOTS AND LYNCHINGS TO KILL THEM ALL OFF. ALL THE TRANSFORMERS LEFT THE KINGDOM TO START THEIR OWN, BUT NOT BEFORE GETTING REVENGE AND BLOWING UP A BUILDING THAT HAD MOST OF THE TRAVELERS IN IT. I WAS CAUGHT IN THE EXPLOSION LEAVING ME AS THIS PILE OF SAND THAT CAN'T DO SHIT. ZARIFF AND JACKATTACK WERE THE ONLY TRAVELERS UNHARMED. BUT THEY STILL WANT TO FINISH US ALL OFF.”
“THAT'S THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!” CASTLE SAID.
“THEN PROVE IT, TRANSFORMER. SINK INTO THE SAND AND SLIDE AROUND LIKE ZARIFF AND JACK CAN.” JAMES SAID.
“WELL, IF JACK WOULD JUST LET GO, I COULD SHOW YOU!” CASTLE SAID.
“I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING LET GO OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!” JACK SAID.
“HM.” I SAID. “WELL THIS IS A HEAVY SITUATION.”
“KING FAGGOT KILLED MY DAUGHTER, SHIDO.” ZARIFF SAID.
“HE KILLED ALL OUR KIDS!” JACK SAID. “HE'S WORSE THAN AUSTIN!”
“HE IS A MESSIAH!” CASTLE YELLED. “JACK LYNCHED MY BROTHER!”
“I DID NOT!” JACK YELLED.
“WAIT...SO THE LYNCHINGS DID HAPPEN, CASTLE?” I SAID.
“WELL...WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S ONLY TELLING YOU THE HALF TRUTH!” CASTLE SAID. “SHE UNLEASHED A TRANSFORMER HALOCAUST BECAUSE SHE WAS PARANOID ABOUT ASSASSINS IN THE CASTLE!”
“BULL SHIT!” JACK SAID. “HE'S LYING AGAIN!”
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!” I SAID. EVERYONE STOPPED AND LOOKED AT ME. I TOOK IN A BREATH AND POINTED THE GUN AT THE QUEEN. “HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE US THE COW, AND JAMES AND I WILL WALK AWAY. AND IF YOU DON'T, I'LL JUST KILL YOU. YOU FUCKS CAN WORK OUT THIS DRAMA ON YOUR OWN.”
“YEAH. YEAH, OKAY, FINE.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“DON'T LET HER GO, SHIDO! SHE'S LYING TO YOU AGAIN!” CASTLE SAID.
“YOU'RE ALL FUCKING LYING TO ME! I JUST WANT TO LEAVE.” I SAID.
“ZARIFF, GO GET THE COW.” THE QUEEN SAID.
“YES MA'AM” ZARIFF DROPPED JAMES AND DISAPPEARED INTO THE BACK.
WE WAITED FOR A MINUTE IN COMPLETE SILENCE. JAMES BRUSHED THE SAND OFF HIS BODY.
“HATE WHEN THIS SHIT GETS DOWN YOUR SHIRT. AW, GUESS YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. HAHA.” JAMES SAID.
ZARIFF DRAGGED OUT A COW INTO THE ROOM. IT WAS ON A LEASH AND HAD A BELL AROUND IT'S NECK. BLACK AND WHITE.
“LET ME JUST GET THAT BELL OFF FOR YOU BOYS, ZARIFF BRING HER TO ME” THE QUEEN SAID.
“THAT'S ALRIGHT. WE JUST WANT TO GO.” I SAID.
“NO, NO, THE BELL IS AN OLD FAMILY HEIRLOOM I HAVE TO KEEP IT.” THE QUEEN SAID. ZARIFF HANDED HER THE LEASH OF THE COW. “HERE, HERE, DARLING.”
SHE PAT THE COW ON THE HEAD. THEN SHE PULLED DOWN A ZIPPER ON THE COW, REACHED INSIDE OF IT AND PULLED OUT A SHIT LOAD OF GUNS.
“THE COW WAS FULL OF GUNS!” JAMES YELLED.
“HERE'S YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COW, ASSHOLES!” THE QUEEN YELLED. SHE OPENED FIRE ON JAMES AND I. I HIT THE FLOOR.
“SHIDO, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? THEY JUST USED WATER BULLETS, HAHA. THIS IS NOTH-” JAMES GOT HIT IN THE ARM WITH A LEAD BULLET. HE SPUN AROUND AND LANDED BESIDES ME.
ZARIF GRABBED THE QUEENS ARM AND TRIED TO GET THE GUN OUT OF HER HANDS.
“STOP! PLEASE, YOUR MAJESTY!” ZARIFF SAID.
“GET OFF ME, YOU FAGGOT!” THE QUEEN SHOT AND IT HIT ZARIFF IN THE HEAD. HE FELL BACKWARDS INTO THE SAND.
“OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD!” JACK LET GO OF CASTLE AND RAN TO ZARIF. “ZARIFF!”
“BRIGHT...LIGHT...” ZARIFF SAID.
“DON'T GO, ZARIFF! DON'T LEAVE ME AS THE ONLY TRAVELER! PLEASE!” JACK SAID.
“SO...PRETTY...” ZARIFF SAID. HE MELTED INTO THE GROUND ONE LAST TIME. JACK POUNDED HIS FIST IN THE FLOOR AS HIS EYES TEARED UP.
“YOU...KILLED ZARIFF” I SAID.
“YEAH, WE WERE ALL HERE YOU DON'T NEED TO NARRATE IT.” THE QUEEN SAID. “HE WAS USELESS ANYWAYS.”
“DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT, YOU BITCH!” JACK SLAPPED THE QUEEN ACROSS THE FACE. SHE SHOT JACK IN THE STOMACH AND HE FELL BACK.
“SHIT” I SAID. “JAMES, FIRE!”
“NO!” CASTLE SAID. “I GOT THIS!”
CASTLE JUMPED AT THE QUEEN. SHE SHOT BUT THE BULLETS WENT PAST HIM. HE LANDED ON HER FACE AND KNOCKED THE GUN OUT OF HER HANDS. HE PUNCHED HIS FIST THROUGH HER FACE AND PULLED OUT HER BRAIN.
“HOLY FUCK” JAMES SAID.
THE QUEEN MELTED INTO THE GROUND.CASTLE LOOKED AT JACK.
“JACK! HANG IN THERE!” CASTLE SAID. “WE GOTTA GET HIM TO KING FAGGOT, HE CAN FIX HIM.”
“HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.” JAMES SAID. “SO THERE'S NO ACTUAL COW.”
“JAMES, WE HAVE TO SAVE JACK RIGHT NOW!” I SAID.
“NO.” JAMES SAID.
“WHAT...WHY?” I SAID.
“HE LIED TO US. CASTLE LIED TO US. THE QUEEN LIED TO US. THAT KING LIED TO US. AND DID WE GET A COW OUT OF THIS? NO. FUCK THESE PEOPLE. I DON'T PUT UP WITH LIARS.” JAMES SAID. “LET'S LEAVE.”
“JAMES!” I SAID. “EH, ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT, WE GOTTA GO FIND A COW.”
“GUYS! COME ON!” CASTLE SAID, DRAGGING JACK.
“SORRY, I'M JUST...SO OVER THIS.” JAMES SAID.
SUDDENLY THE GROUND STARTED RUMBLING. LIKE A VOLCANO WAS GOING OFF.
“THE HELL IS GOING ON?” I SAID.
“I...I DON'T KNOW CASTLE SAID.”
THE SAND BELOW US BEGAN MOVING. LIKE IT WAS BEING PULLED INTO SOMETHING. WE TURNED AROUND. THE QUEEN WAS SMILING AT US.
“SHE AINT DEAD! SHE AINT DEAD!” JAMES SAID.
“AND I'M FULLY CHARGED, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAASS!!” THE QUEEN SAID.
“OH FUUUUUCK!” CASTLE SAID AS HE WAS SUCKED IN WITH JACK.
“SHIT! JAMES, RUN!” I SAID.
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. AS THE QUEEN GREW LARGER AND LARGER, IT BECAME HARDER TO MOVE. THE CASTLE BEGAN COLLAPSING IN ON US AND EVENTUALLY WE GAVE IN TOO. WE WERE SUCKED INTO THE GIANT DESERT MONSTER THAT THE QUEEN HAD BECOME.
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| CHAPTER SEVEN - Spoiler:
I SPIT THE SAND OUT OF MY MOUTH AND LOOKED AROUND. I WAS IN A GIANT ROOM MADE OF SAND. THERE WERE CACTI AND BONES WEDGED EVERY WHERE.
“SHIDO!” JAMES SAID.
THE ENTIRE BOTTOM HALF OF HIS BODY WAS STUCK IN THE SAND.
“HELP!”
I RAN OVER TO JAMES AND GRABBED HIS HAND. I PULLED AS HARD AS I COULD, BUT HE BARELY BUDGED.
“JAMES YOU'RE STUCK” I SAID.
“LIKE FUCK I AM” JAMES SAID. “DIG ME OUT!”
I BENT DOWN AND STARTED SCOOPING AT THE SANDY FLOOR BUT IT WAS AS HARD AS BRICK.
“JAMES, IT'S AS HARD AS BRICK” I SAID. “YOU'RE STUCK.”
“DAMMIT” JAMES SAID.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID THOSE IDIOTS DO” HYPER SAID. HE LOOKED UP AT THE GIANT DESERT MONSTER WHICH SLOWLY STOMPED ACROSS THE DRY WASTELAND.
IT HAD A LARGE CIRCULAR BODY, LIKE A PLANET, AND STUBBY SHORT ARMS AND LEGS.
“NICK, WHAT IS THAT MONSTER” HYPER ASKED.
“THAT'S THE ALPHA DESERT GOD, ONLY ACHIEVED WHEN A SAND FAGGOT CAN FULLY CHARGE THEIR POWER AND SUCK UP THE ENTIRE DESERT. THEY SAY IT TAKES DECADES TO ACCOMPLISH.” NICK SAID.
“HOW DO WE KILL IT” HYPER SAID.
“WE...WE CAN'T.” NICK SAID.
“WE CAN TRY” HYPER SAID. “GIVE ME THAT WHIP YOU GOT EARLIER FROM THAT FAGGOT”
NICK TOOK OUT THE WHIP AND TOSSED IT TO HYPER. HYPER CLICKED IT ON AND IT BEGAN GLOWING WITH ELECTRICITY AND DRAGGING BEHIND HIM.
HYPER SPRINTED TOWARDS THE MONSTER. HE LEAPED INTO THE AIR, REACHING THE CENTER OF THE BODY, WHICH WAS PRACTICALLY TOUCHING THE CLOUDS. HE SLASHED AT THE DESERT GOD, BUT WAS SLAPPED BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH THE STUBBY ARM. HIS IMPACT CREATED A CRATER IN THE GROUND.
“I TOLD YOU, HYPER, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!” NICK SAID. “IT'S TOO POWERFUL!”
HYPER PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE GROUND AND CRACKED HIS NECK.
“WE'LL SEE, NICK...” HYPER WHISPERED.
“WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WERE WHISPERING” NICK SAID.
“SHUT UP, NICK” HYPER WHISPERED.
HYPER LOOKED AT THE LEGS. SHORT, STUBBY, WEAK. HE SWUNG THE WHIP AT THEM AND CUT RIGHT THROUGH. THE LEGS EVAPORATED INTO THE AIR AND THE DESERT GOD FELL ON HIS ASS. THE DROP LET OFF A HUGE WAVE OF PRESSURE WHICH KNOCKED HYPER OVER. HYPER JUMPED BACK UP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
“SEE, NICK? EVERYTHING HAS A WEAK SPOT.” HYPER SAID. “NOW, TO FINISH THIS THING.”
“UH, HYPER...” NICK SAID.
HYPER TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE DESERT GOD. IT'S BODY WAS SPINNING IN THE GROUND. DUST WAS FLYING EVERY WHERE FROM THE FRICTION BETWEEN THE SAND AND THE HOT DIRT GROUND. A LOUD “VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” NOISE ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE LAND. IT WAS CHARGING.
THE DESERT GOD SPRUNG TOWARDS HYPER AND RAN HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND. IT SLID ACROSS THE GROUND AND THEN JUMPED UP AND SHIFTED IT'S BODY INTO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM. A LONG, THIN BODY WITH GIANT SPIKEY ARMS AND LEGS.
“FUK” HYPER SAID, SPITTING SAND OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HE PEELED HIS BROKEN BODY OFF OF THE DIRT.
“YEAH, IT'S REALLY ADAPTABLE...” NICK SAID.
“GOD DAMMIT.” HYPER SAID.
“DID YOU FEEL THAT?” I SAID. “A LOT OF RUMBLING GOING ON.”
“THE ONLY THING I CAN FEEL IS THE SAND INBETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS” JAMES SAID. “GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.”
“OK, JAMES I'LL BE BACK, YOU JUST HANG TIGHT.” I SAID.
“WHAT? SHIDO, GET ME OUT OF HERE! GET ME THE FUCK OUT!” JAMES SAID AS I WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM.
I HAD TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE. THEN MAYBE I MIGHT PULL JAMES OUT IF I FELT LIKE IT.
THE NEXT ROOM WAS SIMILAR TO THE ONE THAT I HAD BEEN IN WITH JAMES, THOUGH IT WAS SMALLER AND HAD A SET OF STAIRS. I FELT TWO HANDS GRAB MY SHOULDERS, AND THEN MY FACE MADE CONTACT WITH A WALL. HARD CONTACT.
“IDIOT!” JACKATTACK YELLED AT ME. HE WAS HOLDING HIS SIDE WHICH HAD BEEN BANDAGED UP. CASTLE STOOD NEXT TO HIM.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?” I SAID.
“I DON'T KNOW.” JACK SAID. “BUT EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU HUMANS CAME.”
“WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON?” I SAID.
“WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT QUEEN FAGGOT SUCEEDED, THE DESERT GOD LIVES AND THE WORLD IS FUCKED.” CASTLE SAID.
“WAIT, THAT DESERT GOD THING WAS SERIOUS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF RELIGIOUS LOONIES.” I SAID.
“RELIGIOUS LOONIES WAIT AREN'T YOU LIKE AN ANGEL OR SOMETHING” JACK SAID.
“YEAH” I SAID.
“THEN WHAT HUH” JACK SAID.
“WELL YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN THE DESERT GOD...BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT!” CASTLE SAID.
“FUCK WE HAVE TO DO MEMES NOW TO PROPEL THE PLOT? THE FUCK...” JAMES SAID FROM THE NEXT ROOM OVER.
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, CASTLE?” I ASKED.
“QUEEN FAGGOT SUCKED UP EVERYTHING IN THE DESERT TO BECOME THE DESERT GOD. SO, WE GOT SUCKED UP TOO. YOU'RE INSIDE THE DESERT GOD.” CASTLE SAID.
“WAIT...THAT MEANS HYPER AND NICK SHOULD BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.” I SAID.
“YEAH, UNLESS THEY TOTALLY DITCHED US AND LEFT THE DESERT TO GO DO SOME SECRET PLAN THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT, THEN I GUESS THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE IN HERE.” JAMES SAID.
“DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.” CASTLE SAID. “YOU HAVE TO HELP US KILL THE DESERT GOD.”
“AND HOW DO WE DO THAT” I SAID.
“WE HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY INTO THE CONTROL ROOM, WHICH IS WHERE QUEEN FAGGOT IS. ONCE WE KILL HER THE DESERT GOD WILL DIE.” JACK SAID. “I WOULD DO IT MYSELF BUT I'M DAMAGED SO I GUESS I NEED YOU TWO CREATURES TO HELP.”
HE GESTURED TOWARDS ME AND CASTLE.
“WELL, LET'S GO.” I SAID.
“IT'S NOT THAT EASY, SHIDO.” CASTLE SAID. “THE DESERT GOD HAS A BUNCH OF BUILT IN DEFENSES TO KEEP ITSELF FROM DYING. WE COULD BE FIGHTING FOR YEARS.”
“YEARS?!” JAMES SAID.
“YES, YEARS.” CASTLE SAID. “HERE, TAKE THIS SAND SWORD.”
CASTLE TOSSED ME A SWORD MADE OUT OF SAND.
“HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET ME OUT OF HERE, RIGHT? I WANNA BATTLE TOO!” JAMES YELLED.
“UH, YEAH JAMES, WE'RE COMING, ONE SEC.” I SAID. “HURRY LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.”
WE ALL RAN UP THE STAIRS.
“GUYS? GUYS?!?!?!?!” JAMES SAID.
HYPER SLASHED THE WHIP DOWN, BUT THE DESERT GOD BLOCKED IT WITH BOTH HANDS. IT KICKED HYPER AND HYPER FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR. HE SPIKED HYPER DOWN WITH BOTH HANDS, AND HYPER CRUMBLED SIX FEET INTO THE GROUND.
NICK STOMPED ON THE GROUND AND CAUGHT A GIANT CHUNK OF THE EARTH WHICH SHOT UP. HE RAN TOWARDS THE DESERT GOD AND SWUNG THE PIECE OF DIRT AT HIM. IT HIT THE DESERT GOD'S BODY AND SLOWLY SANK IN.
“MY GOD...” NICK SAID. “IT'S ABSORBING THE DIRT...”
HYPER CLIMBED OUT OF THE GROUND AND TOSSED NICK THE WHIP.
“LET'S SWITCH TACTICS” HYPER SAID.
NICK GRABBED THE WHIP AND STARED UP AT THE DESERT GOD. IT STARED DOWN AT NICK. FOR A SECOND, EVEN THOUGH THE DESERT GOD DIDN'T HAVE EYES, NICK COULD FEEL IT STARING INTO HIS SOUL.
“HYPER...HE'S NOT EVIL.” NICK SAID.
“WHAT??” HYPER SAID.
“HE'S NOT AN EVIL GOD. HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD.” NICK SAID. “DON'T YOU SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT. HE'S A GENTLE GIANT. WE JUST SCARED HIM.”
“NICK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.” HYPER SAID.
“HEY THERE, BUDDY.” NICK SAID. “YOUR NOT A GIANT DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER ARE YOU? YOU JUST WANNA BE SUPERMAN DON'T YOU?”
THE DESERT GOD BENT DOWN TO NICK'S LEVEL. HE REACHED OUT THE PALM OF HIS HAND TO NICK. NICK PRESSED HIS PALM AGAINST THE GIANT SANDY ONE. THEY STARED AT EACH OTHER.
“SUPER...MAN...” THE DESERT GOD SAID.
NICK SMILED AND DROPPED THE WHIP.
“WELL I DON'T FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.” HYPER SAID.
THEN THE DESERT GOD'S PALM TURNED INTO A FIST, GRABBING NICK'S ARM AND SWINGING HIM ACROSS THE AIR AND STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND. THE DESERT GOD BEGAN PUMMELING HIM INTO THE GROUND, PUNCHING HIM REPEATEDLY.
“FUCK” HYPER SAID. HE LOOKED OVER AT THE WHIP ON THE GROUND AND RAN TO IT. THE DESERT GOD WHIPPED AROUND, AND STRETCHED HIS ARM OUT TO SMACK HYPER AWAY.
THE DESERT GOD GRABBED THE WHIP. NICK ROLLED OVER AND TRIED TO WIPE THE SAND OFF HIS FACE.
“HYPER...I FEEL LIKE JELLY” NICK SAID.
“WE ARE JELLY, NICK.” HYPER SAID WHILE LAYING ON HIS BACK. “AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS CUTTING THE CRUST OFF OF OUR SANDWICH.”
“GOOD...METAPHOR...” NICK SAID IN BETWEEN COUGHING.
HYPER SAT UP AND WATCHED THE DESERT GOD ABSORB THE WHIP INTO HIS HAND.
“NO! NO!!” HYPER RAN TOWARDS THE DESERT GOD BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
THE DESERT GOD GRABBED IT'S HEAD AND DROPPED TO IT'S KNEES.
“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH” IT SCREAMED. NICK AND HYPER COVERED THEIR EARS.
A GIANT CHARGE EXPLODED FROM THE DESERT MONSTER'S CHEST SENDING A WHIRL OF SAND FLYING TOWARDS OUR TWO HEROES.
“THE SAND IS IN MY EYES!” NICK YELLED.
THE DESERT GOD'S CENTER WAS NOW A BLUE ORB OF ELECTRICTY, WHICH PULSATED THROUGH THE REST OF HIS BODY. HE STOOD UP AND CURVED THE POWER AROUND HIM LIKE A SNAKE.
THEN HE POUNDED ONE FIST INTO THE GROUND, SENDING A WAVE OF RAW POWER FLYING ACROSS THE GROUND. ROCKS FLEW INTO THE AIR, THE GROUND SHOOK, SPARKS DARTED EVERY WHERE. IT BARELY MISSED HYPER.
“HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY” HYPER SAID. “WHY”
WE CAME TO A LONG HALLWAY WHICH STRETCHED DOWN TO ANOTHER STAIRCASE.
“THIS IS IT” CASTLE SAID. “WE MAKE IT TO THOSE STAIRS, WE GET TO THE QUEEN.”
“WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE NOTHING.” I SAID. I TOOK A STEP FORWARD.
“IDIOT! NO!” JACK SAID. HE GRABBED MY SHOULDER AND PULLED BACK.
A GIANT SPIKE FLEW OUT OF THE WALL, SCRATCHING THE TIP OF MY NOSE AS I WAS PULLED BACK.
“DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?” JACK SLAPPED THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. “IT HAS BUILT IN DEFENSES. IT WON'T LET YOU WIN.”
“WHAT IF WE RUN THROUGH REALLY FAST.” I SAID.
“NO.” CASTLE SAID. “HERE'S THE PLAN. JACK CAN SINK INTO THE GROUND, SO HE'LL TAKE US BOTH PAST THE SPIKE BOOBY TRAP. GOT IT?”
“YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.” JACK SAID. “ALRIGHT, GRAB ON, YOU TWO.”
WE GRABBED ONTO JACK AND HE SANK INTO THE GROUND. BEING UNDERGROUND IN THE SAND SURE WAS STRANGE. EVERYTHING WAS TAN COLORED AND IT STUNG MY EYES.
“HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE PAST IT?” I ASKED.
“I HAVE A GOOD SENSE ON THESE THINGS.” JACK SAID.
SUDDENLY A HAND WAS COMING TOWARDS US.
“THE HELL IS THAT?” CASTLE ASKED.
“I HAVE NO...” JACK SAID.
WE WERE GRABBED AND TOSSED BACK UP INTO THE AIR.
WE LANDED ON THE FLOOR OF THE HALLWAY.
“DEFENSES!” JACK SAID. “IT WAS PREPARED FOR THAT!”
“WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, NOW WHAT...” I SAID AS A SPIKE SHOT OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
“RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!” CASTLE YELLED.
WE RAN AND DODGED PAST ALL THE SPIKES THAT SHOT OUT OF THE WALLS. I GOT A COUPLE OF SCRATCHES BUT EVERY THING TURNED OUT ALRIGHT FOR EVERY ONE.
“THE SPIKES STOPPED” I SAID.
“IT'S UPGRADING IT'S DEFENSES” CASTLE SAID. “JUST STAY STILL, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA DO NEXT.”
WE WERE MIDWAY THROUGH THE HALLWAY. JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER AND WE'D BE OUT.
HYPER AND NICK STARED AT THE DESERT GOD AS IT SHIFTED IT'S BODY AROUND AGAIN.
“WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?” HYPER ASKED.
THE DESERT GOD HAD A LONG SNOUT, FOUR SHARP CLAWS, A LONG BODY, AND LARGE BAT WINGS. THE DESERT GOD WAS NOW A DRAGON.
IT OPENED IT'S GIANT MOUTH AND LET OUT A BREATH OF CHARGED ELECTRIC POWER. HYPER GRABBED NICK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY. THEY LANDED IN ONE OF THE MANY CRATERS THE DESERT GOD HAD CREATED.
“FUCK.” NICK SAID.
I COULD FEEL THE GROUND I WAS STANDING ON GETTING THINNER AND THINNER.
“THE GROUND!” I SAID. “IT'S REMOVING THE GROUND!”
CASTLE TURNED INTO A POLE AND STUCK TO THE WALL.
“GRAB ON!” CASTLE YELLED. JACK AND I BOTH GRABBED CASTLE'S LONG THROBBING POLE.
WE WATCHED AS THE GROUND SANK BELOW US, REVEALING A LONG DROP TO SOME GLOWY BLUE STUFF.
“WHAT IS THAT?” JACK YELLED LOOKING DOWN.
“IT'S ELECTRICITY. THE DESERT GOD ABSORBED AN ELECTRIC WHIP AND IS WIELDING IT'S POWER.” I SAID.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW?” JACK ASKED.
“I UHHH I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS...” I SAID.
“GUYS, WE HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM.” CASTLE SAID.
“WHAT?” I SAID. I LOOKED UP AND SAW IT.
IT WAS THE GIANT HAND FROM BEFORE THAT HAD TOSSED US OUT OF THE GROUND. IT WAS STICKING OUT OF THE WALL, HOLDING ONTO CASTLE. IT FLUNG US AGAIN, AND WE ALL TUMBLED DOWN TOWARDS THE BLUE ELECTRICITY.
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“GRAB MY HANDS!” CASTLE YELLED. JACK AND I GRABBED HIS HANDS AND HE TURNED INTO A MINI-HELICOPTER. “FUCK YOU TWO ARE HEAVY.”
I LOOKED DOWN. WE WERE JUST OVER THE ELECTRICITY. I COULD HEAR IT GRINDING AND SPURTING.
“I CAN'T HOLD ON FOR LONG.” CASTLE SAID.
“JUST TRY TO GET US UP A LITTLE FURTHER AND MAYBE I CAN STICK INTO THE WALLS AND CARRY US BACK UP.” JACK SAID. “THESE WALLS ARE TOO THICK FROM THE STATIC.”
“I'LL TRY-OH GOD” CASTLE YELLED AS THE HAND FROM BEFORE REACHED OUT OF A WALL AND GRABBED HIM. IT LET OFF AN ELECTRIC SHOCK WHICH RAN THROUGH ALL OF US, BUT CASTLE HELD ON TIGHTER.
THE HAND PUNCHED AND CASTLE KNOCKED INTO A WALL. I DROPPED OFF BUT GRABBED ONTO JACK'S LEG AS QUICK AS I COULD.
“GET US HIGHER!” JACK YELLED.
“KINDA HARD RIGHT NOW” CASTLE YELLED.
“ME TOO” I SAID.
SUDDENLY, THE HAND BUSTED OUT OF A WALL AND REACHED TOWARDS ME. I TOOK OUT MY SAND SWORD AND CUT IT IN HALF. IN FELL DOWN TO THE GIANT ORB WHERE IT IMMEDIATELY EVAPORATED.
“NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAND JOB” I SAID.
“DON'T...DON'T DO THAT” JACK SAID.
“GUYS, I CAN'T KEEP GOING...” CASTLE SAID.
“DAMMIT, CASTLE, JUST A LITTLE HIGHER!” JACK YELLED. “IF WE GET TO THE SOFT WALLS, WE'RE SOLID!”
“HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG” CASTLE SAID, TRYING HIS HARDEST TO ELEVATE JUST AN INCH UP.
“YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP?” A VOICE SAID. WE LOOKED UP. JAMES WAS STANDING UP AT THE TOP LOOKING DOWN AT US.
“JAMES, WE'RE STUCK!” I YELLED.
“YEAH? I WAS STUCK TOO, ASSHOLE!” JAMES SAID.
“OH, YOU LIVED.” I SAID.
“IF JAMES CAN COME DOWN HERE AND GRAB ONE OF YOU, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.” CASTLE SAID. “BUT HE HAS TO HURRY”
“JAMES” I SAID. “CLIMB DOWN THE SOFT WALLS AND MEET US AT THE HARD WALLS AND GRAB JACK. HE CAN CLIMB YOU BACK UP.”
“ALL THESE FUCKING WALLS THIS IS LIKE A GOD DAMN WALMART” JAMES SAID.
“DON'T...DON'T DO THAT” JACK SAID.
JAMES BENT DOWN AND STARTED TO CLIMB DOWN THE SOFT WALL. THEN HE SLIPPED AND FELL DOWN.
“AGGGGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH!” JAMES YELLED.
“GRAB ONTO THE WALL! GRAB ONTO THE FUCKING WALL!” I YELLED.
SUDDENLY I HEARD A LOUD RUMBLING BESIDE ME. THE HARD WALLS WHICH SURROUNDED US HAD TURNED INTO SPIKES. AND WERE CLOSING IN SLOWLY.
“FUCK” I SAID. “WE'VE BEEN BOOBIED AGAIN!”
“I CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER!” CASLTE YELLED.
JAMES SLID DOWN THE WALL AND LANDED ON ONE OF THE SPIKES.
“THAT'S IT! JACK, JUMP ONTO THE SPIKEY WALL, WE'LL USE THAT TO CLIMB UP!” I SAID.
“OK!” JACK SAID. HE JUMPED ONTO THE WALL BUT BECAUSE HE'S SAND HE COULDN'T GRIP ONTO IT AND SLID RIGHT THROUGH.
JAMES GRABBED HIS HAND.
“NOT SO FAST, SANDY.” JAMES SAID.
“GO!” CASTLE SAID. HE SWUNG ME TOWARDS THE SPIKES AND I GRABBED ON. IT WAS LIKE CLIMBING A ROCK WALL EXCEPT ALL THE ROCKS COULD STAB YOU.
“I'LL TAKE SHIDO AND JAMES BACK UP” JACK SAID.
CASTLE FLEW BACK UP THE HOLE, LIGHT AND FREE.
HYPER AND NICK RAN AROUND DODGING BLASTS FROM THE DESERT GOD DRAGON.
“WHAT DO WE DO NOW, HYPER?” NICK SAID.
HYPER LOOKED BEHIND HIM AT THE DRAGON. HE LOOKED AT THE GIANT BLUE ORB IN HIS CHEST.
“REMEMBER WHEN I SAID EVERYTHING HAS A WEAK SPOT?” HYPER SAID.
“BEFORE YOU GOT WRECKED?” NICK SAID.
“I JUST FOUND HIS.” HYPER SAID. “NICK, ROCK ME.”
NICK STOMPED THE GROUND AND HYPER GRABBED ONE OF THE ROCKS THAT FLEW UP. HE CHUCKED IT AT THE BLUE CENTER OF THE DRAGON AND HIT IT FULL ON. THE DRAGON ROARED OUT IN PAIN.
“SEE, NICK? WE HAVE TO KEEP THROWING ROCKS AT THE CENTER! GET ME A TON OF ROCKS!” HYPER SAID.
“I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT OUT OF HERE TOTALLY UNHARMED” I SAID. “IT LOOKED PRETTY DEADLY AT FIRST.”
“YEAH, WE'RE PRETTY LUCKY PEOPLE.” JAMES SAID.
SUDDENLY A SHOT OF BLUE ELECTRICITY SHOT UP FROM BELOW US. THE DESERT GOD ROARED.
“WHAT WAS THAT?” JAMES ASKED.
SUDDENLY A BUNCH OF BOLTS OF ELECTRICTY SHOT UP AT US.
“CLIMB FASTER!” JACK YELLED.
I STARTED SCRAMBLING THROUGH THE SPIKES. CUT THE PALMS OF MY HANDS AND BUNCH BUT I HAD TO AVOID THE BLASTS.
“THAT'S IT, NICK! KEEP THROWING THOSE ROCKS AT THE BLUE ORB!” HYPER SAID.
“WE'RE SAVING THE DAY!” NICK SAID.
MORE AND MORE BOLTS FLEW OUT FROM BELOW US. THEY SCRAPED ALONG MY SIDES AND MY BACK. IT BURNED LIKE A BITCH.
CASTLE LOOKED DOWN AT US.
“HEY GUYS, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?” HE YELLED.
A BOLT OF ELECTRICITY SHOT UP AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE. HE FUMBLED AROUND AND FELL BACK DOWN THE HOLE. I WATCHED HIM FLY PAST ME AND STRAIGHT INTO THE BLUE ORB.
“CAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!” I SCREAMED.
“DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM NOW, WE HAVE TO GET UP THERE!” JACK SAID.
I CLIMBED FASTER.
“HYPER, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS DOING ANYTHING? HE HASN'T SLOWED DOWN.” NICK SAID.
“WELL, HE MADE A NOISE SO KEEP THROWING I GUESS...” HYPER SAID.
SUDDENLY SOMEONE FELL OUT OF THE BLUE ORB.
“DID HE...DID HE JUST GIVE BIRTH?” NICK ASKED.
HYPER AND NICK RAN UP TO THE PERSON. IT WAS A SAND FAGGOT, HE WAS DAMAGED BADLY.
“WOW...” HE SAID.
“WHO ARE YOU?” HYPER SAID.
“MY NAME'S...NOT IMPORTANT.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. “WE HAVE TO DESTROY THAT BLUE ORB TO HELP THE HEROES.”
“WHAT HEROES?” NICK ASKED.
“SHIDO. SHIDO THE CHOSEN ONE IS IN THAT THING, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID.
“SIGH...YES...I CAN...” HYPER SAID.
JACK TOOK US BACK TO THE TOP OF THE HOLE, INTO THE HALLWAY.
“CASTLE...” I SAID.
“HE'LL BE FINE, WE HAVE TO FOCUS ON KILLING QUEEN FAGGOT RIGHT NOW.” JACK SAID.
“WE MUST CHARGE FORTH!” JAMES YELLED, RUNNING FORWARD.
“JAMES, NO!” I YELLED.
A BUNCH OF TENTACLES CAME OUT OF THE CEILING AND PULLED JAMES UP. WE WATCHED AS HE DISAPPEARED SCREAMING.
“OKAY, WELL.” JACK SAID. “WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE TENTACLES THERE NOW.”
I TOOK OUT MY SWORD AGAIN.
“LET'S GET TO CHOPPING THEN.” I SAID.
“THOSE ROCKS AREN'T HURTING THE DESERT GOD, THEY'RE JUST SENDING BLUE ELECTRICITY FLYING UP AND ENDANGERING THE PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL THIS THING” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. “I WOULD KNOW. YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH ONE OF THE BOLTS.”
“SORRY.” NICK SAID.
“WELL, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN THEN?” HYPER SAID.
“HE'S WIELDING AN ELECTRIC WHIP, ISN'T HE? THEN THAT WHIP IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ORB.” CASTLE SAID. “WE HAVE TO GO TO THE CENTER OF THE ORB AND RETRIEVE IT.”
“BUT WE'LL DIE!” NICK SAID.
“NO. I'VE BEEN INSIDE THE ORB...” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. “IT DOESN'T HURT...PHYSICALLY...”
“WHAT IS IT LIK-” NICK SAID.
“NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, JUST...HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. HE TRANSFORMED INTO A CANNON. “I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THERE. NOW CLIMB IN.”
“NICK YOU GO IN FIRST.” HYPER SAID.
NICK CLIMBED IN FIRST. HYPER CLIMBED IN SECOND, PRESSING HIS ASS AGAINST NICK'S FACE.
“GOOD LUCK, MEN.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. HE SHOT THEM AND THEY FLEW INTO THE ORB.
JACK AND I REACHED THE STAIRCASE IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.
“YEARS, HUH?” I SAID. JACK SHRUGGED.
“THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE KILLED A DESERT GOD, YA KNOW.” HE SAID.
“WHATEVER, MAN.” I SAID.
WE RAN UP THE STAIRS AND BUSTED DOWN THE DOUBLE DOORS. AND THERE WE SAW HER. QUEEN FAGGOT, SITTING ON HER THRONE NEXT TO...KING FAGGOT?!?!
“KING FAGGOT?” JACK SAID.
“FUCK” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID. “THEY MADE IT.”
“SIGH.” KING FAGGOT SAID. “YES. IT'S ME.”
“WHAT THE HELL, MAN?” I SAID.
“LOOK, SHIDO, IT'S A COMPLICATED THING. THE QUEEN AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER TO DISTRACT THE OTHER SAND FAGGOTS SO...” THE KING SAID.
“NO! NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE!” I SAID. “LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL LIARS. EVER SINCE I'VE GOTTEN HERE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS LIED TO ME. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKIN SHIT STRAIGHT, GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN'T TELL A LIE HIS ENTIRE LIFE.”
“OK WELL...” THE KING SAID.
“YOU'RE TOO LATE, BOYS.” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID. “WE'VE GROWN TOO POWERFUL. WE'VE MERGED WITH AN ELECTRIC POWER AND NOW NOTHING CAN STOP US.”
A BLUE FORCEFIELD APPEARED IN FRONT OF US.
“YOU'RE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STOP SHIDO!” JACK SAID. “DUDE KILLED SUNNYCIDE, YOU KNOW!”
“HAHAHAHA.” KING FAGGOT LAUGHED. “LET'S BE REAL, SHIDO IS GOOD, BUT HE'S NO AUSTIN.”
“AUSTIN IS PRETTY BAD ASS” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID.
“OH YEAH?” I SAID. “YOU THINK THIS FORCEFIELD CAN STOP ME?”
I PUNCHED THE FORCEFIELD AND GOT BLOWN BACK BY AN ELECTRIC CHARGE. I KNOCKED INTO THE WALL AND FELL ON THE GROUND.
“FUK” I SAID.
“SEEMS TO BE DOING WELL.” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“KING FAGGOT, THE PEOPLE LOOKED UP TO YOU...THEY COUNTED ON YOU...” I SAID.
“THEY WERE ALL NERDS IDGAF” KING FAGGOT SAID. “THE DESERT GOD GIVES ME UNLIMITED POWER.”
“THAT'S IT, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.” JACK SAID. HE SANK INTO THE GROUND AND TRIED TO GO UNDERNEATH THE FORCEFIELD BUT HE WAS EVEN BLOCKED UNDERGROUND.
“FUCK, WHAT NOW?” JACK SAID.
“I...I DON'T KNOW...” I SAID. “I DON'T KNOW.”
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NICK WALKED ALONG THE BLUE PATH. THERE WAS DARKNESS ALL AROUND HIM.
“HELLO?” NICK CALLED OUT. “HYPER?”
NOTHING. NOT EVEN AN ECHO.
THE GROUND BELOW HIM SHIFTED AROUND. NICK KEPT HIS BALANCE AS HE WAS TRANSPORTED THROUGH THE AIR.
“NICK, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FRIEND”
NICK TURNED AROUND. JAMES WAS THERE, GIANT AND LOOKING DOWN AT HIM.
“I AM YOUR FRIEND, JAMES!” NICK SAID.
“YOU'RE LYING TO US.” JAMES SAID.
“NO, NO I'M NOT!” NICK SAID.
“LIAR” JAMES SAID.
NICK LOOKED AT HIS FEET AS THE GROUND BELOW HIM STARTED CRACKING. HE FELL THOUGH THE FLOOR AND SLOWLY DOWN A BLACK PIT. JAMES WAVED GOODBYE TO HIM AS HE FELL.
NICK LANDED. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS BLACK, BUT HE HAD STOPPED FALLING. JEFF WAS IN FRONT OF HIM. HIS ENTIRE BODY WAS DISMEMBERED. HIS HEAD ROLLED OVER TO NICK'S FEET.
“NICK, YOU LET ME GET DIGESTED” HE SAID.
“I TRIED TO SAVE YOU, JEFF!” NICK SAID. HE GRABBED JEFF'S HEAD IN HIS HANDS.
“GUESS I WASN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH...TO KEEP AROUND...” JEFF SAID. JEFF'S HEAD MELTED INTO THICK RED BLOOD.
“WHAT THE FUCK” NICK SAID. “WHERE'S HYPER??”
“RIGHT HERE” HYPER SAID.
NICK TURNED AROUND. HYPER STOOD IN FRONT OF NICK WITH DARK RED HANDS.
“HYPER, WHAT'S GOING ON?” NICK ASKED.
“NO IDEA. WE HAVE TO FIND THE WHIP.” HYPER SAID.
“MY WHIP.”
NICK TURNED AROUND AGAIN. ELLIS WAS IN FRONT OF THEM HOLDING THE WHIP IN HIS HAND. HYPER RAN OVER AND SNATCHED IT. ELLIS EXPLODED AND THE BLOOD GOT ALL OVER NICK.
“FUCK...FUCK...” NICK SAID.
HE WOKE UP ON THE GROUND NEXT TO THE SAND FAGGOT.
“YOU'RE BACK. YOU MADE IT.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID.
“I GOT THE WHIP.” HYPER HELD UP THE WHIP.
“JEFF...JEFF...” NICK SAID.
“FUCK, IT GOT HIM GOOD.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. “HOW ARE YOU?”
“MEH, DIDN'T BOTHER ME.” HYPER SAID. “NOW, TIME TO FINISH THIS THING.”
“NO.” CASTLE GRABBED HYPER'S ARM. “YOU'VE DONE YOUR PART. IT'S UP TO THEM TO FINISH THE REST.”
SUDDENLY, THE FORCEFIELD IN FRONT OF US DISAPPEARED. ALL FOUR OF US STOOD THERE FOR A SECOND.
“DID YOU DO THAT?” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“UH, NO.” QUEEN FAGGOT SAID.
“WELL, FUCK.” KING FAGGOT SAID.
“THEIR POWER HAS FALLEN! STRIKE!” JACK SAID.
JACK DARTED TOWARDS THE QUEEN AND CHOPPED A SWORD RIGHT INTO HER HEAD.
“FUCK.” THE QUEEN SAID BEFORE DISOLVING.
“AND NOW YOUR TURN.” JACK SAID TO THE KING.
“I DON'T THINK SO, BOYS.” THE KING SAID. “I'VE COME TO FAR FOR IT TO END LIKE THIS.”
THE KING STOOD UP. BOTH OF HIS ARMS TURNED INTO SWORDS.
“REMEMBER, I WAS THE QUEEN'S BEST KNIGHT, NOT YOU.” THE KING SAID TO JACK.
HE CHARGED AT JACK AND SWUNG HIS ARMS AROUND SLASHING AND HACKING. JACK DODGED AND BLOCKED ALL THE BLOWS HE COULD. I TOOK MY SAND SWORD AND RAN AT THE KING. HE BLOCKED MY SLASH AND KICKED MY INTO THE WALL.
“MY SWORD FIGHTING IS...RUSTY...” I SAID.
“YOU SHOULD HAVE MINDED YOUR OWN BUSINESS, SHIDO.” THE KING SAID. HE RAISED ONE HAND UP READY TO STRIKE ME DEAD.
SUDDENLY A GIANT TENTACLE MONSTER FELL OUT OF THE CEILING AND LANDED ON HIM. JAMES WAS ONTOP OF IT.
“SHIDO, I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT ON THE ROPES!” JAMES YELLED.
THE TENTACLE MONSTER BUCKED IT'S HIPS AND JAMES FLEW OFF. THE KING THREW THE MONSTER OFF OF HIM. JACK SWUNG HIS SWORD AT THE KING AGAIN AND IT WAS BLOCKED.
“SHIDO! HEEELP!” JAMES SAIDAS A TENTACLE GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT.
“GO! I CAN HANDLE THE KING!” JACK SAID.
I RAN TOWARDS TO STOP JAMES FROM GETTING BUTTFUCKED BY A SAND SQUID.
HYPER, NICK, AND THE SAND FAGGOT WATCHED FROM OUTSIDE. THE DESERT GOD WASN'T EVEN ATTACKING THEM ANYMORE, JUST MOVING AROUND RANDOMLY AND PUNCHING HIMSELF.
“THEY'RE DOING OKAY, BUT THEY COULD USE OUR HELP.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID. “WE HAVE TO GET IN THERE SOMEHOW.”
“HOW ABOUT FLYING THROUGH THE GIANT HOLE IN HIS CHEST?” NICK POINTED TO THE GIANT HOLE IN THE DESERT GOD'S CHEST.
“OH, THAT'LL WORK. GRAB ON.” THE SAND FAGGOT SAID.
I PULLED AT THE MANY TENTACLES THAT WERE HANGING ONTO JAMES.
“SHIDO, HE'S GONNA MAKE ME A GIRL! HE'S GONNA MAKE ME A GIRL!” JAMES YELLED.
“NO ONE'S TURNED INTO A GIRL AS LONG AS I CAN HELP IT” I SAID.
“YEAH FUCK TRANSGENDER PEOPLE” JAMES SAID.
THE SAND SQUID ROARED AND WAILED HIS TENTACLES AROUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S JUST LOST MARIO PARTY.
“AVOID HIS SLAPS! THEY STING REALLY BAD!” JAMES SAID.
I GOT SLAPPED ON THE ARM WITH ONE OF THE TENTACLES. DAMN, THAT DID HURT PRETTY BAD.
“THAT'S IT. JAMES, WE'RE EATING KALAMARI TONIGHT.” I SAID. I GRABBED A TENTACLE AND PULLED ON IT AS HARD AS I COULD.
IT RIPPED OFF AND I TOSSED IT ASIDE. JACK CAUGHT THE TENTACLE AND SLAPPED IT ACROSS KING FAGGOT'S FACE. JACK WENT IN FOR ANOTHER STAB BUT WAS BLOCKED AGAIN, AND GOT SLASHED ACROSS THE CHEST.
“YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, JACK.” THE KING SAID.
“GET OFF OF HIM YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH” I YELLED, PULLING AT THE SQUID HARDER.
“IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GENTLE I CAN TELL IT'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS” JAMES SAID.
I PULLED THE SQUID OFF AND SLAMMED IT AGAINST THE WALL. IT'S TENTACLES WRAPPED AROUND ME AND HUGGED ME, PULLING ME INTO THE SAND. JAMES GRABBED ONTO ME AND PULLED BACK. I BARELY ESCAPED IT'S GRASP.
“IT'S IN THE WALL. IT'S IN THE FUCKING WALL.” JAMES SAID. “IT COULD BE ANY-”
A TENTACLE POPPED OUT OF THE WALL AND PUNCHED JAMES ACROSS THE FACE. THEN A SECOND POPPED OUT AND BEGAN STRANGLING HIS NECK. JAMES CHOPPED AT THE TENTACLES AND BROKE AWAY.
“FUCK” JAMES SAID. “WE HAVE TO BE REALLY ALERT”
A TENTACLE SPRUNG UP FROM THE GROUND AND GRABBED JAMES'S LEG AND STARTED TO PULL HIM UNDER.
“WHY DOES IT WANT ME? WHY DOES IT ONLY FUCKIN GO FOR ME??” JAMES YELLED. I GRABBED JAMES AND STARTED PULLING AGAIN.
JACK HACKED AWAY AT THE KING'S BLADE ARMS AS HE BLOCKED AGAIN. THE KING KICKED HIM AND SENT JACK BACK A BIT.
“GIVE UP.” THE KING SAID.
“I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.” JACK SAID.
“THEN YOU'LL DIE A FOOL” THE KING SAID. HE RAISED THE BLADES OVER HIS HEAD AND SWUNG.
JACK SANK INTO THE GROUND AND AVOIDED THE ATTACK. HE JUMPED BACK UP AND KNOCKED INTO THE KING'S FACE.
HE BEGAN POPPING IN AND OUT OF THE GROUND, DELIVERING A TON OF BLOWS TO THE KING. THE KING COULDN'T EVEN KEEP UP.
“GOD DAMMIT, I'M NOT A SAND TRAVELER” THE KING SAID.
“I KNOW! AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FUCKED!” JACK SAID, AS HE DROVE HIS SWORD THROUGH THE KING'S STOMACH. THE KING FELL TO HIS KNEES.
“JACK, HELP!” I YELLED. JAMES HAD SUNK TO HIS WAIST.
“HE'S TOUCHING MY BUTT I CAN FEEL HIM TOUCHING MY BUTT” JAMES SAID.
“PULL.” JACK SAID.
I PULLED JAMES HARDER AND HE CAME OUT OF THE SAND A LITTLE BIT. JACK TOOK HIS SWORD AND STABBED THE A TENTACLE. THE SAND SQUID SHOT UP OUT OF THE FLOOR AT JACK AND HE CHOPPED IT IN HALF IN ONE SWING.
“THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO DO.” JACK SAID.
“OH.” I SAID. JAMES CLIMBED OUT OF THE SAND.
SUDDENLY, A SWORD CAME THROUGH JACK'S STOMACH. HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE SWORD, AND THEN IT WAS PULLED OUT. JACK FELL TO THE GROUND. THE KING STOOD BEHIND HIM, CLUCHING HIS OWN WOUND.
“I'M THE BEST KNIGHT...NOT YOU...” THE KING SAID. “IT'S OVER, I'VE WON. I AM THE DESERT GOD.”
SUDDENLY, A SWORD CAME THROUGH THE KING FAGGOT'S CHEST. HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE SWORD AND THEN TURNED AROUND. CASTLE WAS BEHIND HIM, WITH HYPER AND NICK BY HIS SIDE.
“I'M SORRY, KING...” CASTLE SAID. “SORRY YOU WEREN'T WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE...”
KING FAGGOT FELL ON HIS BACK AND SIGHED.
“I'M THE BAD GUY, AREN'T I?” THE KING ASKED. CASTLE NODDED. “YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, CASTLE. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.”
AND JUST LIKE THAT, KING FAGGOT DISOLVED INTO THE GROUND AND THE DESERT GOD BEGAN MELTING AROUND US.
I AWOKE IN THE DEEP DESERT SAND. IT WAS SPREAD OUT ACROSS THE GROUND NOW.
“SHIDO!” JAMES SAID. HE PULLED ME UP.
“WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.” NICK SAID.
I SPIT THE SAND OUT OF MY MOUTH.
“I'M GUESSING YOU TWO DIDN'T GET THE COW.” HYPER SAID.
“SHIDO! JAMES!” JACK YELLED. HE HAD EVEN MORE BANDAGES NOW. CASTLE FOLLOWED BEHIND HIM.
“YOU ALL HELPED THE SAND FAGGOT KINGDOM A LOT.” CASTLE SAID. “JACK AND I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ELECTED AS THE NEW PRESIDENTS.”
“HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?” I ASKED.
“ABOUT 5 MINUTES. SAND KINGDOM ELECTIONS ARE FAST.” CASTLE SAID. “I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW...YOU'RE HEROES TO US. AND THE SAND FAGGOT KINGDOM PLEDGES THEIR ALLIGENCE TO SHIDO, NOT AUSTIN.”
“WELL, THAT'S GOOD.” I SAID.
“MANY LUCKS ON YOUR JOURNEY, HEROES. AND IF YOU EVER NEED US, WE'RE AVAILABLE.” CASTLE SAID. HE WALKED AWAY WITH JACK AND THEY WERE GONE.
“WHAT A QUICK AND CONVIENENT RESOLUTION.” JAMES SAID. “NOW, LET'S GO FIND IZZY.”
“NOT SO FAST, JAMES, WE NEED A COW. WE NEEDED A FUCKING COW, THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS THING.” HYPER SAID.
SUDDENLY JACK POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND.
“AS THE LAST SAND TRAVELER ALIVE, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A REWARD FOR SAVING MY LIFE AND MY SPECIES.” JACK SAID. HE GAVE US A COW. I DON'T KNOW, JUST ROLL WITH IT.
“WOW, THANKS!” JAMES SAID. “SO, HYPER, NOW THAT WE HAVE A COW, WHAT DO WE DO?”
HYPER TOOK THE COW'S HEAD AND RIPPED IT OFF.
“START TAKING ORGANS.” HE SAID.
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| CHAPTER TEN - Spoiler:
WE WERE ALL CROUCHING BEHIND ONE OF THE BUILDINGS IN TOWN. HYPER HAD PROPPED UP A BAG OF COW ORGANS ON A STICK RIGHT OUTSIDE THE MONSTER HUNTER OFFICE.
“SO HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK AGAIN” JAMES ASKED.
“FOR THE FIFTH TIME, JAMES,” HYPER SAID. “THEY'RE GOING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE THE BAG. NICK IS GOING TO EXPLODE THE BAG OF GUTS BEFORE THEY NOTICE. THEY'LL THINK YOUR DEAD.”
“THIS IS A STUPID PLAN, HYPER, WHO WOULD THINK THAT I'M A BAG?” JAMES SAID.
“OH MY GOD IS THAT JAMES” SOMEONE SAID.
“JAMES THE PENIS DESTROYER IS IN TOWN!” SOMEONE YELLED.
“WOW HOLY SHIT” JAMES SAID.
“NOW, NICK! GO!” HYPER SAID, PATTING NICK ON THE BACK.
NICK RAN OUT AND KICKED THE BAG RIGHT IN IT'S CENTER, IMMEDIATELY EXPLODING IT ON IMPACT. THE GORE FLEW EVERY WHERE AND SOAKED NICK IN RED.
“JAMES IS DEAD! I HAVE KILLED HIM!” NICK SAID. “YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING YOUR PENISES ANYMORE!”
EVERYONE IN THE TOWN CHEERED.
“WELL, THAT WAS EASY” JAMES SAID. “HEY, NICK, NOW THAT I'M DEAD LET'S GO GET IZZY!”
EVERYONE IN THE TOWN LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME, HYPER, AND JAMES.
“OH MY GOD, HE'S STILL ALIVE!”
“HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!”
“HE'S A WITCH!”
“OK PLAN B” HYPER SAID. HE PUSHED JAMES ASIDE, TOOK OUT A GUN, AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED UNLOADING ON ALL THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
“HYPER, NO!” NICK YELLED.
“NICK, GET DOWN!” HYPER SAID.
I PUNCHED HYPER IN THE FACE AND TOOK THE GUN OUT OF HIS HAND. HE GRABBED ME BY THE THROAT.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” HYPER SAID.
“HEY LET HIM GO HYPER, SHIDO CAN KICK YOUR ASS!” JAMES SAID.
“GO! WE HAVE TO GO!” NICK RAN PAST US.
HYPER DROPPED ME ON THE GROUND AND FOLLOWED NICK. I JUMPED UP AND RAN NEXT TO JAMES.
“I TOLD HYPER IT WAS A STUPID PLAN BUT NO” JAMES SAID.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, JAMES” I SAID.
“FINALLY WE'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING DESERT” JAMES SAID AS WE WALKED INTO THE WARM CITY OF GANGLAND.
THE SKY WAS DARK BLUE AND THE BUILDINGS WERE BLACK, BUT YOU COULD HEAR THE SEAGULLS AND THE WAVES CRASHING FROM ACROSS TOWN. LIGHTS CUT THROUGH THE DARKNESS LIKE A GUILLOTINE.
“THIS IS WHERE IZZY IS?” NICK SAID.
“YES, HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.” HYPER SAID.
“OH GOD DAMMIT” JAMES SAID. HE WAS LOOKING AT A POSTER ON ONE OF THE FENCES.
IT READ “WANTED: JAMES, PENIS STEALER, WITCH”. HE TORE IT OFF AND CRUMBLED IT UP.
“PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE HERE. WE HAVE TO DISGUISE HIM” HYPER SAID. “NICK, STAY HERE AND HIDE JAMES. SHIDO AND I WILL LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO COVER HIM UP.”
NICK NODDED. HYPER AND I WALKED ACROSS THE STREET.
“I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE COMING” HYPER SAID.
“WHAT IS IT?” I ASKED.
HYPER AND I ROUNDED A CORNER AND LOOKED DOWN THE STREET. THERE WAS ACTIVITY EVERY WHERE, FROM BUSES, TO PEOPLE, AND EVEN CATS AND DOGS GOING EVERY DIRECTION.
“IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HEAVEN, IF YOU WANT TO STOP AUSTIN...” HYPER SAID. “YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY WAY.”
“WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?”
“IT MEANS STAY OUT OF MY WAY. DON'T QUESTION MY ACTIONS.”
I STOPPED AND LOOKED AT HYPER IN THE EYES.
“LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO THINGS IN HELL BUT-” I SAID.
“NO, YOU LISTEN.” HYPER SAID. “DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SHIDO. YOU'RE HERE TO KILL AUSTIN, THAT'S IT. I'M LEADING THIS ENTIRE THING.”
“IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT THAT'S TRUE...”
“YOU'D ALL BE DEAD IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.” HYPER SAID. “FROM FRIENDCODES, TO THE ROCK SPIDER, TO THE FUCKING DESERT GOD. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOU SHIDO, BUT IF YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY WORK, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DROP YOU SIX FEET INTO THE GROUND.”
I BALLED MY HANDS INTO FISTS AND PUSHED MY EYE BROWS TOGETHER.
“MUSTACHES! FREE MUSTACHES!” SOME GUY YELLED.
“NOW LET'S GO GET A FUCKING MUSTACHE.” HYPER SAID.
WE WALKED UP TO THE MUSTACHE MAN. HE HAD AN ENTIRE BARREL OF FAKE MUSTACHES IN DIFFERENT STYLES.
“WE'LL TAKE ONE” HYPER SAID.
“EXCELLENT!” THE MUSTACHE MAN SAID. “SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO SUCK MY DICK?”
“YOU SAID THEY WERE FREE.” HYPER SAID.
“THEY'RE FREE IF YOU SUCK MY DICK.” THE MAN SAID. “THIS IS GANGLAND, MY FRIEND! IT'S THE WAY THINGS WORK HERE!”
“NOW I SEE WHY IZZY IS LIVING HERE.” I SAID.
“GIVE ME A MUSTACHE.” HYPER SAID.
“SUCK MY DICK!” THE MAN SAID.
HYPER TOOK OUT A GUN AND SHOT THE MUSTACHE MAN IN THE FACE. HIS CORPSE HIT THE PAVEMENT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. HE LOOKED AT ME AND SHRUGGED.
“IT'S GANGLAND.” HE SAID. HE GRABBED A MUSTACHE OUT OF THE BARREL AND WALKED PAST ME.
“AW MAN COULDN'T YOU GUYS HAVE GOTTEN ME A CURLY ONE” JAMES SAID. “I FEEL SO...DIRTY WEARING THIS MUSTACHE”
“IT'S FINE, JAMES, JESUS CHRIST” HYPER SAID.
“WHERE ARE WE EVEN GOING? WE'RE JUST WALKING AROUND TOWN” JAMES SAID.
“WE'RE WALKING AROUND UNTIL WE FIND IZZY” HYPER SAID. “HE'S GOTTA BE UP AND ABOUT SOMEWHERE”
“MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING. HE LIKED TO DO THAT A LOT.” NICK SAID.
“WE NEED TO CHECK ALL THE RESTAURANTS” JAMES SAID. “LORD KNOWS HOW THEY STAY IN BUSINESS WITH IZZY IN TOWN...”
WE CAME UP TO A CRIME SCENE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. A COUPLE DEAD BODIES WERE ON THE GROUND. YOU COULD SEE THE BULLET HOLES IN THEM.
“OKAY, OKAY, BACK UP, BOYS.” A COP SAID TO US. HE PUSHED US BACK.
“WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, OFFICER?” JAMES SAID.
“IT'S THE WORK OF FAT BOAT AND HIS CREW” THE POLICE OFFICER SAID. “LOOKS LIKE SOME RIVAL GANG MEMBERS”
“FAT BOAT?!?!?!?!” JAMES SAID. “THAT HAS TO BE IZZY! HE'S GOING UNDER A CODENAME NOW I GUESS...”
“YOU KNOW FAT BOAT?!” THE COP SAID.
“OF COURSE WE KNOW FAT BOAT! WE WORKED WITH HIM FOR MANY YEARS!” JAMES SAID.
“GUYS, I GOT FOUR OF FAT BOAT'S CREW MEMBERS RIGHT HERE!” THE COP POINTED A GUN AT US. A BUNCH OF OTHER COPS RAN OVER AND POINTED GUNS AT US. “PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!”
“ARE WE BEING DETAINED” JAMES SAID.
“YES!” THE COP SAID.
“...ARE WE BEING DETAINED” JAMES SAID.
“BOOK EM!”
WE WERE ALL HANDCUFFED AND THROWN INTO THE BACK OF A COLD POLICE CAR. THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR EVERYONE IN THE BACK SO THEY PUT JAMES IN THE TRUNK. WE COULD HEAR HIM SCREAMING AND POUNDING THE ENTIRE TIME.
“I'M COMING UP WITH A PLAN OUT OF THIS JUST HANG ON...” HYPER WHISPERED TO ME AND NICK.
“I'VE TAKEN SOME LAW...MAYBE I COULD TRY...” NICK SAID.
“GANGLAND DOESN'T HAVE NORMAL LAWS.” HYPER SAID. “IT'S RUN BY THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. IF WE WANNA BEAT SCUM WE GOTTA THINK LIKE SCUM.”
NOT BEFORE LONG, WE WERE ALL SITTING HANDCUFFED AROUND A LARGE WHITE TABLE IN A BRIGHT WHITE ROOM. A MAN IN A TRENCH COAT STARED DOWN AT US ALL.
“GREETINGS, GENTLEMEN.” HE SAID. “I'M DETECTIVE DONUT. AND YOU'RE ALL IN A SHITLOAD OF SHIT.”
“WHAT DID WE EVEN DO WE WERE WALKING” JAMES SAID.
“SHUT UP, CUNTFACE!” DETECTIVE DONUT SLAMMED HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE. “WHAT'S WITH THE MUSTACHE? IT MAKES YOU LOOK DIRTY.”
“HYPER, I TOLD YOU!” JAMES CRIED.
“LOOK, SIR.” NICK SAID. “WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE BEING HELD FOR. IF YOU COULD PLEASE ELAB-”
“ZIP IT, SHITCUNT, I DO THE TALKING AROUND HERE.” DETECTIVE DONUT SAID. “NOW, I'LL ASK THIS ONCE: WHERE THE SHIT IS FAT BOAT?”
“WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.” NICK SAID. “BUT, SIR, WE WEREN'T AWARE THAT OUR FRIEND IZZY WAS INTO ANY CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, I'M A MONSTER HUNTER MYSELF AND-”
“I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU CUNTY SHITTY CUNT.” DONUT SAID. “YOU'RE ALL GONNA FRY BY ASSOCIATION. THAT CUNT HAS BEEN TURNING GANGLAND TO SHIT SINCE HE ARRIVED.”
“SHUT UP AND LISTEN, YOU FUCKING PIG.” HYPER SAID. “DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE? I'M A HIGH-RANKED DEMON AND THE BOWL CUT OVER HERE IS GOD'S CHOSEN ONE. IF YOU DON'T LET US GO NOW, WE WILL RAIN SO MUCH HELLFIRE ON THIS DUMP YOU-”
“YOU THINK I GIVE A CUNT, SHIT?” DONUT SAID. “GANGLAND IS A GODLESS CITY. WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RELIGION.”
“SIR, PLEASE, WE JUST HAVE TO FIND OUR FRIEND, IZ-” NICK SAID.
“IF THIS IS GOD'S CHOSEN ONE, WHY'S HE BEIN SO QUIET?” DONUT POINTED TOWARDS ME. “DO YOU SPEAK, CUNT?”
“YES.” I SIGHED. “YES, I SPEAK. AND IF YOU DON'T LET US OUT RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DI-
“OKAY, OKAY, CUNTSHIT, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT EVER RELIGIOUS PROPHEC-”
“LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!” I YELLED. “FAT BOAT IS PLANNING A FULL ON ASSAULT OF THE ENTIRE CITY OF GANGLAND. I'M TALKING KNIVES, GUNS, EVEN FUCKING BOMBS. IF YOU DON'T LET US OUT, THE ENTIRE CITY WILL BE LEVELED BEFORE SUNRISE.”
“YEAH, AND WHY SHOULD I CARE?” DONUT SAID. “WITHOUT PROOF, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP THIS.”
“THAT'S WHY YOU NEED US, YOU FUCKING HALF-WIT.” I SAID. “WE CAN GET TO FAT BOAT. WE CAN GET A CONFESSION ON WIRE.”
“HMMM...” DONUT SAID. “MAYBE THE CUNT HAS A POINT...LET ME TALK TO MY SUPERVISORS.”
DONUT LEFT THE ROOM. EVERYONE AT THE TABLE TURNED TO ME.
“SHIDO, ARE YOU NUTS! WE CAN'T RAT ON IZZY!” JAMES SAID.
“WE'RE NOT GOING TO. WE JUST HAVE TO GET TO HIM AND THEN BAIL.” I SAID.
“I HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT WAS GOOD THINKING.” HYPER SAID. “BUT IT'LL BE A BITCH GETTING IZZY OUT OF THE CITY.”
“WE JUST KILLED A DESERT GOD. I THINK WE CAN HANDLE THIS.” I SAID.
DONUT WALKED BACK INTO THE ROOM.
“GOOD NEWS, CUNTS. WE'RE SENDING YOU IN.”
DONUT DROPPED US OFF IN FRONT OF AN OLD RUN-DOWN BAR. WE LOOKED AT THE FLICKERING NEON SIGN OUT FRONT. “PORKY'S” WAS THE NAME. DONUT YELLED AT US FROM THE WINDOW.
“REMEMBER, GET THAT CONFESSION AND GET BACK OUT HERE. I'LL BE WAITING YOU SHITTY CUNTY SHITCUNTS.” HE SAID.
I GAVE HIM THE THUMBS UP. I FELT TINY DROPS OF RAIN SLOWLY HIT ME.
“LET'S GET INSIDE BEFORE WE GET WET” HYPER SAID.
“I'M ALREADY WET” JAMES SAID.
WE WALKED INSIDE AND IMMEDIATELY WERE BLASTED BY CIGARETTE SMOKE. WE ALL STARTED COUGHING EXCEPT FOR HYPER. HE JUST SEEMED TO BREATH HEAVIER.
“YO, IZZY, GET ON OUT HERE!” JAMES YELLED.
EVERYONE IN THE BAR STOPPED WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND LOOKED AT US.
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN FOR IZZY FOR?” THEY SAID.
“HE'S OUR FRIEND. WE'RE HERE TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS CITY AND KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP US.” JAMES SAID.
EVERYONE LOOKED AROUND AT EACH OTHER AND STARTED WHISPERING. JAMES STOOD IN FRONT OF US WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS, SMILING.
“ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!” HYPER SAID. “WHERE THE FUCK IS IZZY? HE'S COMING WITH US, NOW!”
EVERYONE IN THE BAR TOOK OUT THEIR GUNS AND POINTED THEM AT US. WE ALL PUT OUR HANDS UP, EXCEPT JAMES WHO DIDN'T CHANGE POSITION.
“UHHHH WHAT ARE THEY DOING” JAMES SAID THROUGH HIS TEETH WHILE HOLDING HIS SMILE. SWEAT DROPPED DOWN HIS FACE.
“PUT THE GUNS DOWN, BOYS, I'LL HANDLE THIS.” SOMEONE SAID FROM THE BACK.
“OH OKAY, FAT BOAT”
“YES, SIR”
“YES, MIGHTY FAT BOAT”
PEOPLE SAID. THEY STEPPED OUT OF HIS WAY AS FAT BOAT WALKED THROUGH THE CROWD. FINALLY, WE SAW HIM.
HE STOOD TALL, WITH THIN GLASSES AND AN INTIMIDATING STARE. HIS EYES WERE SHARP, HIS MOUTH CURVED DOWNWARDS, HE ADJUSTED HIS EXPENSIVE BLACK SUIT AS HE PUT HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. HE WAS THIN. HE WAS BLACK.
“YOU. YOU'RE NOT IZZY.” JAMES SAID. HIS SMILE SLOWLY FADED.
“YOU COME INTO MY BAR, AND THREATEN TO KILL ME AND MY CREW, TO SAVE A FILTHY TRADER?” FAT BOAT SAID.
“UHHHH...NO?” JAMES SAID. “WE WERE JUST LEAVING.”
“I DON'T THINK SO.” FAT BOAT SAID. “YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME.”
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| CHAPTER TEN.5 - Spoiler:
THE LIGHT WAS DIM. THERE WAS THE FAINT SOUND OF SOMETHING TRIPPING FROM THE CEILING INTO A BUCKET. AN AROMA OF SMOKING LOGS FILLED THE ROOM AND MADE SUNNY'S RED EYES WATER. HE COUGHED AND IMMEDIATELY GRABBED THE SIDE OF HIS BODY FROM THE JOLT OF PAIN.
HE LOOKED DOWN. THERE WAS ONLY A SMALL FLAME IN THE DARK ROOM BUT IT WAS ENOUGH LIGHT FOR HIM TO SEE THAT HIS TORSO WAS COMPLETELY BANDAGED. HE WAS LAYING ON THE DIRT FLOOR. MEDICAL SUPPLIES WAS SCATTERED ALL AROUND HIM.
HE HEARD THE DOOR SCUFF OPEN.
“MOM, MOM, HE'S AWAKE!” A YOUNG BOY SAID. HE RAN OVER TO SUNNY'S SIDE AND GRABBED A CUP OF WATER. “DRINK, SIR, DRINK!”
HE POURED THE WATER ONTO SUNNY'S FACE AND IT IMMEDIATELY EVAPORATED INTO STEAM AS IT HIT HIS SKIN. SUNNY SMACKED THE CUP OUT OF THE BOY'S HAND.
“CRIS! LEAVE HIM ALONE!” A WOMAN SAID FROM THE DOORWAY.
“THE WATER, MOM, IT JUST...”
“GO OUTSIDE, CRIS, STOP BOTHERING HIM.” SHE SAID.
“AW, BUT MOM...”
“OUT.”
HE RAN OUTSIDE OF THE ROOM. THE WOMAN KNELT DOWN TO SUNNY AND GRABBED A WET CLOTH.
“WHO ARE YOU?” SUNNY SAID.
“MY NAME IS MARCI, I'M THE VILLAGE DOCTOR. WE FOUND YOU.” SHE SAID. SHE WENT TO PRESS THE CLOTH AGAINST HIS FOREHEAD AND HE GRABBED HER WRIST.
“WHO'S WE?” SUNNY SAID.
“THE VILLAGE OF FIZZY GRIZZLY.” SHE SAID. “YOU WERE WASHED UP NEAR OUR RIVER. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE AMBUSHED.”
“I...YEAH, YEAH I WAS...” SUNNY SAID. “I HAVE TO GET GOING NOW.”
“NOT WITH THIS DAMAGE.” MARCI SAID. “YOU NEED TO REST. I GIVE YOU ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO BEFORE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE.”
“A WEEK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?” SUNNY SAID. “I HAVE TO MEET SOME FRIENDS, I HAVE TO...I HAVE TO STOP...DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?”
“NO.” MARCI SAID. “WHO ARE YOU?”
“I...” SUNNY SAID. “I GUESS I'M NOBODY NOW...”
“ALRIGHT. WELL, GOOD TO MEET YOU, NOBODY.” MARCI SAID. SHE STUCK OUT HER HAND. SUNNY SHOOK IT.
“MOM, WHO IS HE? IS HE FROM FRIENDCODES?” CRIS SAID PEAKING HIS HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR.
“CRIS, I SAID GO OUTSIDE!” MARCI SAID. CRIS DISAPPEARED BEHIND THE DOOR AGAIN. “I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM, HE'S JUST SO FACISNATED BY OUTSIDERS.”
“DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I HAD FOUR BOYS HIS AGE TO DEAL WITH BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED.” SUNNY SAID.
“I BET THAT WAS A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.” MARCI SAID.
“YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.”
“WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY HERE TO REST. IT'S A FRIENDLY VILLAGE, FOR THE MOST PART. AND WE DON'T GET MANY OUTSIDERS SO YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH TALK OF THE TOWN RIGHT NOW.” MARCI SAID.
“I'M A FAST HEALER. I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE, IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.” SUNNY SAID. “I CAN'T STAY FOR MORE THAN A WEEK.”
“WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST.” MARCI SAID. “NOW, CAN I PLEASE WASH YOUR FACE? YOU HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER IT.”
“NO. NO. I MEAN. I'LL DO THAT MYSELF.” SUNNY SAID.
“UM, OKAY.” MARCI SAID.
“MARCI, YOU HAVE ANOTHER PATIENT.” SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR.
“WHO, RUBIK? WHAT'S WRONG?” MARCI SAID.
A TALL, YOUNGER MAN WEARING A SUIT WITH A RAD BROWN BEARD DRAGGED IN A BODY. IT WAS A SHORTER MAN WITH CURLEY BLACK HAIR. BLOOD MOISTENED THE DIRT FLOOR. HE WAS DROPPED NEXT TO SUNNY.
“TOM?!” MARCI SAID. “OH GOD, RUBIK, WHAT HAPPENED?”
“JERSEY SQUAD WAS AMBUSHED, HE'S THE ONLY ONE, MARCI.” RUBIK SAID.
“THE ONLY ONE?” MARCI RAN TO HIS SIDE. “TOM, WHAT HAPPENED?”
ANOTHER MAN WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
“HOLY SHIT, IT'S TRUE” HE SAID. HE DROPPED TO TOM'S SIDE. “FIX HIM!”
“I'M GOING, I'M GOING, CHASER.” MARCI SAID AS SHE PREPARED SOME SUPPLIES. “TOM, WHAT HAPPENED?”
“THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER RIGHT NOW, MARCI! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!” CHASER SAID.
“CALM DOWN, CHASER.” RUBIK SAID.
“EH DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, MATE! TOM, MY BOY...” CHASER SAID.
“IT...IT WAS RICK...HIS GANG...” TOM CHOKED OUT, COUGHING UP BLOOD.
“GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT, RICK.” MARCI SAID. “HANG ON, TOM.”
“MARCI, HURRY THE FUCK UP! THE BLOOD IS EVERY WHERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHY ARE YOU OUR DOCTOR?!” CHASER SAID.
“SHUT UP, CHASER! GET OUT OF HERE!” MARCI SAID.
“YOU FUCKING CUNT, IT'S MY SOLDIER, I'M GOING TO STAY BY HIS SIDE” CHASER SAID.
“I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU!” MARCI SAID.
SUNNY LOOKED AT TOM. BLOOD WAS LEAKING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HIS EYES WERE ROLLING TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. HIS FACE STARTED TO CHANGE COLOR.
“GOD DAMMIT, DO SOMETHING!” CHASER YELLED.
“I'M TRYING!” MARCI SAID. “NOTHING'S WORKING!”
“PLEASE, EVERYONE CALM DOWN, WE DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!” RUBIK SAID. “LET HIM GO IN PEACE!”
“HE AIN'T GOING. HE AIN'T GOING, NOT ANOTHER ONE.” CHASER SAID.
SUNNY BRUSHED PAST MARCI.
“MOVE” HE SAID. HE LOOKED AT CHASER. “GET BACK”
“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY NOW?” CHASER SAID.
“HE'S THE ONE WHO SONIC AND REGGIE FOUND...” RUBIK SAID.
“I SAID GET FUCKING BACK NOW” SUNNY SAID.
CHASER SCOOTED BACKWARDS. SUNNY PRESSED BOTH HANDS ON TOM'S CHEST. HE COULD FEEL THE BLOOD SOAKED THROUGH THE SHIRT.
“CPR AIN'T GONNA FUCKIN WORK, MATE, WE'RE LONG PAST THAT STAGE” CHASER SAID.
SUNNY PUSHED DOWN AT AN EXTREME FORCE AND YELLED. HE COULD FEEL THE POWER PUMPING THROUGH HIS VEINS. THE POWER AUSTIN HAD TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. IT WAS STILL THERE.
HE COULD FEEL IT LIFT FROM HIS FINGER TIPS AND ENTER THROUGH TOM'S SKIN. TOM TURNED PALE WHITE. GRAY BAGS FORMED UNDER HIS EYES. HE THREW UP A LARGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD AND THEN HIS HEAD HIT THE SOIL. HIS EYES WERE LIFELESS.
“OH GOD, TOM” MARCI SAID.
“NO, NO, NO...” SUNNY SAID. HE GAVE ONE FINAL PUSH.
TOM SHOT UP AGAIN. THE COLOR RETURNED TO HIS EYES. THE BLEEDING SLOWED DOWN. HIS WOUNDS BEGAN TO CLOSE.
“THE FUCK...” CHASER SAID.
TOM COUGHED AS HE RESTED HIS HEAD ON THE GROUND.
“TH...THANK YOU...” HE SAID, LOOKING AT SUNNY. SUNNY WIPED HIS HANDS ON THE DIRT.
“HE'S HEALING. HE'S...GOING TO MAKE IT.” MARCI SAID.
“HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT, MATE?” CHASER SAID.
“I, UH...I'VE PICKED UP SOME THINGS FROM...ADVENTURES.” SUNNY SAID. “YOU...LEARN A LOT...”
“JESUS FUCK, WHO ARE YOU?” CHASER SAID.
“HIS NAME IS NOBODY.” MARCI SAID SMILING.
“HOLY SHIT” CRIS SAID.
“CRIS, WHAT GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!” MARCI YELLED. CRIS SHUT THE DOOR AGAIN.
“HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING IN FG, NOBODY?” RUBIK ASKED.
“YE, IT'D BE GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD AS DOCTOR” CHASER SAID. MARCI FROWNED.
“JUST A WEEK. I HAVE THINGS TO DO.” SUNNY SAID.
“I'LL BET.” CHASER SAID. “WELL, MATE, I'M CHASER, I'M THE LEADER HERE. I'M SORRY THINGS GOT A BIT HECTIC BACK THERE BUT EH...HASN'T BEEN THE BEST WEEK.”
“OR MONTH.” MARCI SAID.
“AN OLD RESIDENT OF FG LEFT OUR VILLAGE SOME TIME AGO AND DECLARED WAR ON US. WE'VE HAD A FAIR AMOUNT OF CASUALITIES.” RUBIK SAID. “I'M RUBIK, BY THE WAY, I GUESS I DO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.”
“HE'S OUR SECOND IN COMMAND” CHASER SAID. “LIKES TO DOWNPLAY ALL THE WORK HE DOES HERE.”
“WELL, YOU KNOW.” RUBIK SAID.
“YEAH, THAT'S COOL. I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A WALK.” SUNNY SAID. “TAKE A LOOK TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT AROUND HERE.”
“OH, LET ME GET YOU A CRUTCH.” MARCI SAID.
“IT'S FINE.” SUNNY SAID. HE STOOD UP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE COULD FEEL THE PAIN IN HIS STOMACH.
“WELL, ALRIGHT.” MARCI SAID. “TOM, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?”
“SO MUCH BETTER...” TOM SAID.
SUNNY WALKED OUT OF THE SMALL HUT.
IT WAS DARK OUTSIDE, BUT THE STARS DANCED THROUGH THE SKY AND A LARGE CAMP FIRE ADDED AN ORANGE TINT TO THE VILLAGE. HUTS LINED UP AGAINST A ROCKY CANYON. SUNNY TOOK A MINUTE TO LOOK AROUND.
“THERE HE IS, GUYS, THERE HE IS!” CRIS SAID. HE RAN UP TO SUNNY IMMEDIATELY. “HE SAVED TOM WITH HIS BARE HANDS, I SAW IT!”
“OH, HE DID NOT, CRIS...” ANOTHER KID SAID.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, STREAKER, HE DID TOO!” CRIS SAID. SUNNY PATTED HIM ON THE SHOULDER.
“GOOD KID.” SUNNY SAID. “WHERE CAN I TAKE A PISS AROUND HERE?”
“THERE'S A RIVER JUST UP THE CANYON, SIR!” CRIS SALUTED SUNNY.
“THANKS, SON.” SUNNY SAID.
“REALLY? SON?” CRIS'S EYES SPARKLED.
“EH, SURE?” SUNNY SAID. CRIS FAINTED AS SUNNY WALKED UP THE CANYON.
HE WAS IN A MORE FORESTY AREA NOW AND HE COULD HEAR THE GRASSHOPPERS CHIRPING AND OWLS HOOTING. HE BREATHED HEAVILY. HE COULD BARELY MAKE IT THERE WITH THE PAIN. HE PULLED OUT HIS MASSIVE DICK AND STARTED PEEING INTO THE RIVER.
“WELL, AREN'T YOU THE HERO” A VOICE SAID FROM ACROSS THE WATER. SUNNY LOOKED UP. AUSTIN WAS STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER.
“WHY DON'T YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER, FAGGOT? I GOT A GOLDEN SHOWER FOR THE GOLDEN-” SUNNY SAID.
“HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HERE?” AUSTIN SAID.
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY POWERS?” SUNNY ASKED.
“YOU'VE BEEN STRIPPED OF THEM. NO HEALING, NO FIRE, NO SNAKE SHIT...” AUSTIN SAID. “YOU CAN ONLY USE THEM TO HELP PEOPLE.”
“WHY? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THAT?” SUNNY SAID.
“I TOLD YOU I WANT YOU TO LIVE, SUNNY. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO.” AUSTIN SAID. “YOU CAN SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY TRYING TO KILL ME AND TORTURING TEENAGE BOYS, OR YOU CAN STAY HERE WITH THIS VILLAGE AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.”
SUNNY LOOKED DOWN AT THE VILLAGE. HE COULD SEE THE FIRE IN THE DISTANCE, NOW IT WAS JUST A TINY SPECK. HE COULD SEE THE DARK FIGURES DANCING AROUND THE LIGHT, HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH EACH OTHER. HE SIGHED.
“I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.” SUNNY SAID. “I'M GETTING SWC, AND WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU. I'M LEAVING AFTER THIS WEEK.”
“THE CHOICE IS YOURS” AUSTIN SAID. “I'LL BE WAITING.”
HE FADED INTO THE NIGHT. SUNNY ZIPPED UP HIS PANTS AND SIGHED AGAIN. HE HEADED DOWN TO FIZZY GRIZZLY.
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| CHAPTER ELEVEN - Spoiler:
WE WERE THROWN INTO A MEATLOCKER WITH OUR HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS.
“NOW, USE GUYS WAIT HERE UNTIL DA BOSS IS READY FOR YA” SOME FAGGOT SAID. HE SLAMMED THE DOOR.
“SO, I'M GUESSING FAT BOAT WASN'T IZZY.” JAMES SAID.
“YOU FUCKING IDIOT.” HYPER SAID. WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER'S BREATH AS WE TALKED. WE WERE ALL SHIVERING. GIANT MEAT CARCUSES HANGED ALL AROUND US. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE ANIMALS OR HUMANS.
“WE GOTTA FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE” NICK SAID.
“YOU STILL GOT THAT WHIP?” HYPER SAID. NICK NODDED HIS HEAD. “SHIDO, REACH INTO NICK'S POCKET AND TRY TO PULL OUT THE WHIP. THAT SHOULD CUT THIS ROPE.”
“I'LL DO IT!” JAMES SAID AS HE PUSHED PAST ME.
HE TURNED HIS BACK TO NICK AND TRIED PLACING HIS HANDS DOWN HIS POCKET.
“EHH...EHH...” JAMES SAID AS HE STRUGGLED. “OH, THEY'RE IN! GOT THE WHIP!”
“THAT'S NOT THE WHIP...” NICK SAID.
“OH. WHY IS IT...HARD...” JAMES SAID.
“JAMES JUST FIND THE FUCKING WHIP” I SAID.
“OKAY, OKAY, GEEZ SHIDO” JAME SAID. “GOT IT!”
HE PULLED OUT THE WHIP AND IT IMMEDIATELY DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLED TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM. WE COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING PAST ALL THE MEAT.
“OOPS, BUTTER FINGERS” JAMES SAID.
HYPER CLOSED HIS EYES AND SIGHED.
“LET'S GO FIND THE FUCK WHIP.” HE SAID.
SUDDENLY THE DOOR TO THE MEAT LOCKER OPENED. A TALL CHUBBY MAN STOOD IN THE DOOR FRAME. HE WORE THE FACE OF A PIG AND HAD A DIRTY APRON. HE HELD A MACHETE IN HIS GIANT HAIRY FIST.
“WELL, WHADDO WE GOT HERE?” HE SAID. HE POINTED THE MACHETE AT OUR GROUP.
“WHO...WHO ARE YOU?” NICK ASKED.
“THE NAME'S BUTCH, KID. BUTCH ARR.” HE SAID. “AND I'M LOOKING AT SOME PRIME, TENDER MEAT.”
“RUN!” HYPER YELLED. WE ALL STOOD UP AND SCRAMBLED AROUND THE GIANT MEAT. BUTCH LAUGHED AS WE RAN AWAY.
“YOU CAN'T HIDE HERE. THIS IS MY HOME!” BUTCH YELLED.
THE FOUR OF US SPLIT UP. I RAN AROUND LOOKING AT THE GROUND TO SEE IF THE WHIP WOULD BE LAYING ON THE GROUND. ALL I SAW WAS COLD, HARD CEMENT. YOU COULD HEAR ALL OF US STOMPING ON THE GROUND, WITH LIGHT FOOTSTEPS FROM BUTCH.
I STOPPED AND HID BEHIND A PIECE OF HANGING MEAT. I COULD HEAR THE FOOTSTEPS FROM THE OTHER SIDE. SUDDENLY, THE MACHETE CUT THROUGH THE MEAT, JUST NEARLY MISSING MY HEAD. I THRUSTED MYSELF AGAINST THE MEAT AND KNOCKED IT INTO BUTCH.
I JUMPED UP AND SLID THE ROPE AROUND MY WRISTS AGAINST THE BLADE WHICH STUCK OUT OF THE MEAT. I WAS FREED.
I WATCHED THE MACHETE SLOWLY PULL OUT OF THE MEAT. THEN, THE MEAT WAS CHOPPED DOWN AND I WAS FACE TO FACE WITH BUTCH.
HE SLICED DOWN AND THE TIP OF THE MACHETE CUT DOWN MY SHIRT. I SPRINTED AT HIM AND THREW MY ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT AT HIM. I JUST FLOPPED BACK ON THE FLOOR. BUTCH RAISED THE MACHETE AND PREPARE TO SLAM IT RIGHT INTO MY CHEST.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” JAMES YELLED. HE RAN AND JUMPED IN THE WAY. BUTCH BROUGHT THE MACHETE DOWN AND CUT STRAIGHT THROUGH JAMES'S LEFT ARM. HE FELL ON THE FLOOR AND SLID ON HIS OWN BLOOD. “FUCK! AT LEAST SHIDO'S SAFE!”
“JAMES, I JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY. THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY.” I SAID.
“GOD DAMMIT.” JAMES SAID.
“I'LL CHOP YOU ALL UP!” BUTCH SAID.
“I DON'T THINK SO!” JAMES SAID. HE SWUNG HIS AMPUTATED ARM AT BUTCH AND SMACKED HIM IN THE FACE.
JAMES'S WRISTS WERE STILL TIED TOGETHER, LEAVING ONE ARM HANGING OFF THE OTHER. BUTCH LICKED THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE.
“MMMMM” BUTCH SAID.
“YOU SICK FUCK” JAMES SAID. HE WHACKED HIM A COUPLE MORE TIMES IN THE FACE WITH HIS ARM.
BUTCH GRABBED THE ARM AND RIPPED IT OFF. HE THREW IT AGAINST A WALL AND IT EXPLODED ON IMPACT.
“FUCK.” JAMES SAID.
I PUNCHED BUTCH IN THE FACE BUT IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. HE JUST STARED AT ME AS I HELD MY THOBBING HAND. HE GRABBED ME BY THE THROAT AND LIFTED ME OFF THE GROUND.
“J...JAMES...” I CHOKED OUT. “H...HELP...”
“OKAY!” JAMES SAID. HE RAN TOWARDS ME AND THEN SLIPPED ON HIS OWN BLOOD AND GOT KNOCKED OUT.
“HEH HEH HEH” BUTCH CHUCKLED. “YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE GREAT HAMBURGERS”
HE PRESSED THE MACHETE AGAINST MY STOMACH. I KICKED AND STRUGGLED BUT NOTHING WORKED. I LOOKED INTO HIS EYES THROUGH HIS PIG SKIN. THERE WAS NOTHING BUT DARKNESS.
SUDDENLY, HIS PUPILS SHRANK. HE RELEASED HIS GRIP AND I FELL TO THE FLOOR. I LOOKED BACK UP AT HIM. THERE WAS A RED LINE DOWN THE ENTIRE CENTER OF HIS BODY. THEN, HE SLOWLY PEELED IN HALF, AND BOTH HALVES OF HIS BODY FELL ON THE GROUND. HYPER STOOD BEHIND HIM HOLDING THE WHIP.
“HE HAD A SPLITTING HEADACHE” HYPER SAID.
“EHHH” I SAID.
“LAME?” HYPER SAID.
“YE..YEAH A LITTLE LAME.” I SAID.
“FUCK IT.” HYPER SAID. “WHERE ARE NICK AND JAMES?”
“WELL, JAMES IS RIGHT THERE.” I POINTED TO JAMES ON THE FLOOR. HIS BLOOD WAS LEAKING EVERY WHERE.
“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT” HYPER SAID. “DO WE HAVE ANY MEDICAL SUPPLIES?”
“I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A FUCKING MEDIC.” I SAID.
“HOLD ON, I LEARNED A THING OR TWO FROM SUNNYCIDE” HYPER SAID. HE BENT DOWN AND PRESSED BOTH OF HIS HANDS ON JAMES. “GO FIND NICK.”
I NODDED AND TURNED AROUND TO START WALKING. IT WAS EVERY MORE FREEZING IN THE MEAT LOCKER NOW THAT MY SHIRT WAS RIPPED OPEN. I SHOVED THE MEAT OUT OF MY WAY AND LOOKED AROUND.
“NICK? NIIIIICK?” I YELLED.
“SHIDO! OVER HERE!” NICK YELLED. I RAN IN HIS DIRECTION.
WHEN I FOUND HIM, HE HAD HIS EAR PRESSED UP AGAINST A STEEL DOOR.
“NICK, WHAT ARE YOU...” I SAID.
“SHH!” NICK SAID. “SHIDO! IZZY'S IN THERE!”
“WHAT?!” I SAID. “MOVE OVER!”
I CROUCHED NEXT TO NICK AND PUT MY EAR AGAINST THE DOOR.
“HOLY FUCK NICK THIS IS COLD HOW DO YOU DO THIS” I SAID. “IZZY? IZZY CAN YOU HEAR ME?”
“...SHIDO!” I HEARD BEHIND THE DOOR. IT WAS IZZY'S VOICE. “SHIDO, NICK, YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
“WE'RE COMING, IZZY, HANG ON!” I YELLED. I GRABBED THE DOOR KNOB.
“IT'S LOCKED. I TRIED IT ALREADY.” NICK SAID.
I KICKED ON THE DOOR. A LOUD RINGING ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE LOCKER.
“SHOULD WE GET THE WHIP?” NICK SAID.
“NO, THAT MIGHT HURT IZZY. WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET IN.” I SAID. “IZZY, CAN YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR?”
“...NOT AT THE MOMENT! I'M A LITTLE...” IZZY SAID.
“HE'S TIED UP, GREAT.” I SAID. “HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IN THERE.”
I STOOD AND LOOKED AROUND THE MEAT LOCKER. NOTHING BUT STEEL AND GIANT SLABS OF THROBBING MEAT.
“THAT'S IT!” I SAID. “NICK, HELP ME GET ONE OF THOSE PIECE OF MEAT DOWN.”
NICK RIPPED OFF A PIECE OF MEAT AND TOSSED IT AT ME. I FELL OVER WHILE CATCHING IT.
“HOLY FUCK NICK GET THIS OFF OF ME” I SAID. NICK PICKED UP THE MEAT AGAIN AND I GRABBED ANOTHER END.
“WHAT'S THE PLAN, SHIDO?” NICK SAID.
“BATTERING RAM.” I SAID.
WE CHARGED AND THRUSTED THE MEAT AGAINST THE DOOR. THE LOUD THUMP NEARLY SHATTERED MY EARS. THE DOOR STOOD, BUT WE TRIED AGAIN. WE THRUSTED OUR MEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, STARTING SLOW AND WEAK, BUT GAINING SPEED AND THRUSTING HARDER.
“HARDER! FASTER!” IZZY YELLED.
WE POUNDED THE MEAT AGAINST IZZY'S DOOR, WAITING FOR IT TO BREAK THROUGH AT ANY SECOND. I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THAT DOOR TO FINALLY COME UNDONE, SO I COULD FINALLY STOP FOCUSING SO HARD AND RELEASE MY MEAT. NICK AND I KEPT GOING THROUGH ALL THE SWEAT AND FATIGUE.
“NICK, YOU'RE NOT USING IT RIGHT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE HARD THRUSTS!” I SAID “JUST KEEP IT AT A STEADY RHYTHM AND IT'LL WORK!” I SAID.
“WE HAVE TO USE THE ENTIRITY OF THE MEAT, THAT'S HOW THIS THING WILL FINISH” NICK SAID.
“NO, NICK, WE MIGHT HURT IZZY IF WE DO THAT. IZZY, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?” I SAID.
“I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU GUYS CHANGED POSITIONS.” IZZY YELLED. “WAIT, YOU GUYS PUT THAT MEAT IN A WRAPPER RIGHT? I DON'T WANT IT MAKING THE DOOR ALL MESSY AND SHIT.”
“UHH...YEEEAHH WE USED A WRAPPER...” I SAID. “ALRIGHT THE DOOR'S PRETTY LOOSE NOW SO LET'S JUST GO BALLS OFF THE WALLS CRAZY WITH THE THRUSTING”
“AND THEN WE'LL FINISH ON IZZY'S FACE” NICK SAID.
“WHAT” I SAID.
“WHAT” NICK SAID.
“WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING” HYPER SAID.
“S...SAVING IZZY...” NICK SAID.
“MOVE.” HYPER SAID. HE GRABBED THE MEAT AND THREW IT AT THE DOOR. THE DOOR IMMEDIATELY CAVED IN.
“SEE? IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.” HYPER SAID.
“GUYS? YOU THERE?” IZZY CRIED OUT.
“IZZY!” I YELLED. I RAN PAST HYPER AND INTO THE ROOM. “IZZY, WHERE ARE YOU?”
“JAMES IS FINE, BY THE WAY.” HYPER SAID.
“IZZY? IZZY??” I SAID. I LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM. ALL I SAW WERE BOXES AND STACKS OF HAMBURGERS.
“HE'S IN ONE OF THOSE BOXES! LET'S GET CHECKING GUYS!” I SAID. I STARTED RIPPING OPEN BOXES.
“NOW, SHIDO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HANDLE A BOX. YOU HAVE TO BUILD IT UP A BIT BEFORE TEARING IT OPEN” NICK SAID.
“GOD DAMMIT, NICK, THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT!” I SAID. “IZZY! IZZY WHERE ARE YOU?!?!”
“I'M RIGHT HERE, SHIDO.” IZZY SAID. I LOOKED AROUND.
“WHERE?” I SAID.
“RIGHT HERE!” HE SAID.
I LOOKED DOWN.
“CAN'T YOU SEE ME?” IZZY SAID. HIS VOICE WAS COMING FROM A HAMBURGER. THE BUN WIGGLED AS HE TALKED.
“OH. OH DEAR LORD.” HYPER SAID.
“WHAT'S WRONG?” IZZY SAID.
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| | Subject: Re: FINR 3: A New Beginning Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:29 am | |
| CHAPTER TWELVE - Spoiler:
“IZZY, YOU'RE A HAMBURGER!” I SAID.
“WELL I KNOW I'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT, SHIDO, BUT THAT'S A LITTLE RUDE.” IZZY SAID.
“NO, IZZY, YOU'RE LITERALLY A HAMBURGER.” NICK SAID.
“WHAT?” IZZY SAID.
HYPER SMASHED A GLASS BOTTLE AGAINST THE WALL AND HELD A BROKEN SHARD UP TO IZZY'S FACE. IZZY LOOKED BACK AT HIS MEATY REFLECTION.
“DEAR ALLAH...” IZZY SAID. “THEY PROCESSED ME!”
“HOW IS HE ALIVE? HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE?” I SAID.
“HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO FAT THAT HIS SOUL GOT STUCK IN HIS OWN FAT. SO WHEN THEY CHOPPED HIM UP HIS SOUL WENT INTO THE BURGER TOO.” HYPER SAID.
“THAT MAKES NO SENSE.” I SAID.
“I KNOW, BUT IT'S ALL THE WRITER COULD THINK OF.” HYPER SAID.
“WELL, HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AUSTIN?” NICK SAID.
“FIGHT AUSTIN? WHAT? I AIN'T FIGHTING AUSTIN.” IZZY SAID.
“SHUT UP, IZZY, YOU ARE.” HYPER SAID. “I WONDER IF MY DEMON HEALING POWERS COULD REVIVE HIM SOMEHOW. HIS SOUL IS STILL THERE, MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED EXTRA POWER.”
“HOW MUCH EXTRA POWER?” I SAID.
“WE HAVE TO GET TO RK.” HYPER SAID.
“SUNNY'S SECOND IN COMMAND? DIDN'T HE TRY TO KILL US ALL IN FINR1 LIKE A BUNCH OF TIMES?” NICK SAID.
HYPER SLAPPED NICK ACROSS THE FACE.
“DAMMIT, NICK, THE RULES HAVE CHANGED! WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER IF WE WANT TO BEAT AUSTIN, AND WITH OUR POWER COMBINED WE COULD BRING IZZY BACK.” HYPER SAID.
“I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING WITH SUNNY.” I SAID. “EVEN IF HE'S DEAD SEXY.”
“YEAH, SO LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. SOMEONE DRAG JAMES.” HYPER SAID.
“WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.” IZZY SAID. “I HAVE A GANG TO TAKE CARE OF.”
“A...GANG...?” NICK SAID.
“YEAH, I'M THE BIGGEST METH PRODUCER IN GANGLAND. I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE METH HEADS OF THIS CITY.” IZZY SAID.
“WELL, YOU'RE A FUCKING HAMBURGER, SO TOO BAD.” HYPER SAID. “SHIDO, GRAB JAMES. NICK AND I WILL TAKE LEAD.”
“RIGHT.” I SAID.
“WHOA, SHIDO TAKING ORDERS FROM THIS NEW GUY? WHO ARE YOU, NEW GUY?” IZZY SAID.
“THAT'S HYPER, IZZY.” NICK SAID.
“WHO?” IZZY SAID.
“WE...WE FOUGHT HIM IN OUR LAST ADVENTURE.” NICK SAID.
“OH. HEY, NEW GUY.” IZZY SAID.
I RAN OVER AND GRABBED JAMES'S LEGS. THE LITTLE STUB WHERE HIS LEFT ARM USED TO BE WAS NOW BANDAGED UP AND SOAKED WITH BLOOD. HE WAS STILL KNOCKED OUT COLD.
I TUGGED AND DRAGGED HIS BODY ACROSS THE FLOOR. JAMES WAS A LOT HEAVIER THAN HE LOOKED. BENEATH THAT BONEY EXTERIOR WERE IRON ORGANS. I MANAGED TO GET HIM TO THE DOOR AND STEPPED OUT INTO THE HALLWAY. HYPER, NICK AND IZZY WERE ALREADY GONE.
“WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT.” I SAID. I SCOOTED JAMES DOWN THE HALLWAY. MY SNEAKERS SQUEAKED AGAINST THE TILES ON THE FLOOR.
SUDDENLY I HEARD “AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE”. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE SCREECHING OF IZZY THE HAMBURGER.
I DROPPED JAMES'S LEGS AND RAN DOWN THE HALLWAY, BUT BEFORE I COULD TURN THE CORNER, NICK SLAMMED RIGHT INTO ME. WE BOTH FELL ON THE GROUND. HYPER JUMPED OVER US WITH IZZY IN HAND.
“AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!” IZZY SCREAMED.
“WHAT HAPPENED??” I SAID AS I RUBBED MY HEAD.
“GRAB JAMES!” NICK SAID.
HE GRABBED JAMES'S SHOULDERS AS I GRABBED HIS LEGS AND WE RUSHED DOWN THE OPPOSITE END OF THE HALLWAY.
“OUT THE WINDOW! HURRY!” HYPER SAID.
WE RAN TO A WINDOW AND TOSSED JAMES OUT. WE HEARD HIS BODY THUMP ON THE BLACK TOP. THEN NICK CLIMBED OUT AND I FOLLOWED HIM. IT WASN'T MUCH OF A DROP. I COULD HEAR BOOTS RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY.
“WHA-” HYPER COVERED MY MOUTH. WE WAITED FOR THE SOUNDS OF THE BOOTS TO DISAPPEAR.
“JESUS.” NICK SAID.
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?” I ASKED.
“I AIN'T LEAVIN MY GANG. AND I'LL KEEP SCREAMING IF YOU GUYS FORCE ME TO GO ON YOUR ADVENTURE.” IZZY SAID.
“IZZY...WE WERE YOUR GANG...ONCE.” NICK SAID.
“YEAH? WELL, THINGS CHANGE.” IZZY SAID. “SHIDO IS A TIMID LITTLE BITCH WHO'S TAKING ORDERS, NICK YOU HAVE A BEARD AND AN EYE PATCH NOW, NEW GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JAMES...WELL, JAMES LOOKS THE SAME, BUT I'M A GIANT METH DRUGLORD NOW. WE'VE ALL CHANGED. THE ADVENTURES ARE OVER.”
“IZZY, WE HAVE TO STOP AUSTIN AND RESTORE BALANCE TO THE WORLD.” I SAID.
“SHUT UP, SHIDO. LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE HAPPY MEAL.” HYPER SAID. “WE DIDN'T GET THIS FAR TO HAVE YOU FUCKING FLAKE ON US.”
“DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BUN.” IZZY SAID.
“GUYS, HE'S RIGHT.” NICK SAID. HYPER AND I TURNED TO NICK. “IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON THE ADVENTURE, WE CAN'T FORCE HIM. LET'S JUST GET OUR OLD FRIEND BACK TO HIS GANG AND MOVE ON OURSELVES.”
“RIGHT ON, NICK.” IZZY SAID.
I TURNED TO HYPER AND NODDED.
“IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.” I SAID.
“WELL...” HYPER SAID. “IT APPEARS I'M OUT-VOTED.”
HYPER THREW IZZY ON THE GROUND AND STEPPED ON HIM. THEN HE GAVE NICK AND I THE DUAL MIDDLE FINGER.
“YOU CAN DELIVER HIM BACK TO HIS SHITTY GANG YOURSELVES, FAGGOTS. I'LL BE WAITING OUTSIDE THE CITY.” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER, NO!” NICK SAID. HYPER JUMPED ONTO THE ROOF AND DISAPPEARED. I SIGHED AND BENT OVER TO PICK UP IZZY. I PLACED HIS TOP BUN BACK ON HIS PATTY.
“WHAT'S NEW GUYS DEAL?” IZZY SAID.
“WE'RE NOT SURE.” I SAID. “NICK, GRAB JAMES.”
“YES, BOSS.” NICK GRABBED JAMES AND TOSSED HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER.
“THE FUCK WHY WEREN'T YOU CARRYING HIM TO BEGIN WITH...” I SAID.
“SO, FAT BOAT IS GONNA SEND HIS MEN AFTER YOU SO YOU GUYS SHOULD BE SNEAKY.” IZZY SAID. “FAT BOAT'S MEN ARE SERIOUSLY GOOD. THEY GOT ME, SO.”
“I'M SURE WE CAN HANDLE THEM.” I SAID. “WHERE WE HEADED TO?”
“I'M SET UP IN THE SECRET BASEMENT OF A MCDONALD'S BY THE DOCKS.” IZZY SAID.
“HAHA...OF COURSE YOU ARE...GOOD OLD IZZY.” I SAID.
“THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.” IZZY SAID.
“OH, WELL, BECAUSE...UH...NEVERMIND.” I SAID. “SO HOW SHOULD WE GO ABOUT SNEAKING THROUGH GANGLAND? GET SOME TRENCH COATS? TAKE A CAB?”
“JUSSSSST HANG ON RIGHT THERE!” SOME HIGH-PITCH VOICED KID SAID FROM THE END OF THE ALLY.
I LOOKED UP FROM IZZY AND SAW THEM ALL. A GROUP OF YOUNG MEN WITH SLICKED-BACK BLACK HAIR, AND BLACK LEATHER JACKETS.
“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS.” I SAID.
“OH DEAR GOD...IT'S THEM...FAT BOAT'S MEN...” IZZY SAID.
“WE'RE MAJESTIC TRAGEDY.” THE HEAD GUY SAID.
THEY STARTED WALKING DOWN THE ALLEY, AND THEY WERE ALL SNAPPING FINGERS ON BOTH OF THEIR HANDS AS THEY MOVED TOWARDS US.
“ARE THEY GOING TO BREAK OUT INTO SONG?” NICK SAID.
“I'M DASTARDLY DAN, THE LEADER.” THE HEAD GUY SAID.
“I'M CALLOUS CHEF, THE MEXICAN ONE.” THE MEXICAN ONE SAID.
“I'M ASPIE ACRYLIC, THE BRUISER.” THE ONE SMOKING A CIGARETTE SAID.
“AND THE REST DON'T MATTER.” DAN SAID.
“FAT BOAT HIRES THEM TO PICK UP THE GUYS HE WANTS DEAD!” IZZY SAID.
“WHO'S THAT TALKING? ISSAT DOUBLE-CHIN IZZY?” CHEF SAID.
“EY, LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOUBLE-PATTY IZZY NOW.” DAN SAID. EVERYONE FROM MT STARTED LAUGHING. DAN HELD UP HIS HAND AND THEY ALL IMMEDIATELY STOPPED. “NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, BOYS, COME QUIETLY SO YOU CAN SAVE US THE TROUBLE OF KNOCKING YOUR HEADS TOGETHER.”
“DO AS THEY SAY, THEY'RE VERY TOUGH.” IZZY SAID.
“I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.” I SAID. I WALKED RIGHT THROUGH THE GROUP.
“HEY! WHAT DA??” DAN SAID. THEY ALL TURNED AROUND AND SNAPPED TOWARDS ME.
ACRYLIC GOT RIGHT IN MY FACE. I COULD FEEL HIS BREATH AGAINST MY EYE BALLS.
“WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, KID?” HE POUNDED A FIST INTO THE PALM OF HIS HAND.
ONE PUNCH TO HIS FACE SENT HIM SPIRALING DOWN THE ALLEY, PAST NICK AND JAMES. HE SMASHED INTO A BRICK WALL. NICK LOOKED BACK AT HIM AND THEN AT ME AND NODDED. HE RAN TOWARDS ME.
“ONE PUNCH!” IZZY SAID.
“WHA? SICK 'EM, BOYS!” DAN SAID.
EVERY ONE OF THE MT BOYS CHARGED AT ME, SNAPPING AS THEY RAN. I GRIPPED IZZY'S BUNS TIGHTLY IN ONE HANDS, AND USED THE OTHER TO PUNCH, SLAP, AND BLOCK THE TRAGEDIES THAT CAME AT ME. ONE BY ONE THEY DROPPED TO THE GROUND UNTIL ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS CHEF AND DAN.
NICK SLAMMED CHEF IN THE BACK WITH JAMES'S BODY AND HE HIT THE FLOOR COLD.
“I GUESS THERE IS SOME USE FOR JAMES.” NICK SAID.
“WELL...” DAN SAID. “THIS MAY...EFFECT OUR WIN/LOSSES SCORE...”
I THREW IZZY AND HIT DAN RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD. THE IMPACT KNOCKED HIM OUT INSTANTLY, AND HE FELL ON TOP OF CHEF.
“YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.” I SAID.
“EHHHH” NICK SAID.
“NOT GOOD?” I SAID.
“IT WAS OK.” NICK SAID.
“THAT'S THE OLD SHIDO I REMEMBER!” IZZY SAID. “THAT OLD FIGHTING SPIRIT...I WISH EVEN HALF THE GUYS IN MY GANG HAD THAT. MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING HAMBURGER.”
“SO YOU'RE HAVING A CHANGE OF HEART AND YOU'RE GOING TO TRAVEL WITH US TO DEFEAT AUSTIN AFTER ALL?” NICK SAID.
“FUCK NO, Y'ALL ARE CRAZY AS SHIT. GET ME BACK TO MY GANG.” IZZY SAID.
“ALRIGHT, NICK, LET'S GO.” I SAID. I PICKED UP IZZY AND WE WALKED OUT INTO THE STREET AS IT BEGAN RAINING.
THEN I HEARD A CAR DOOR SLAM SHUT. I TURNED AROUND. OFFICER DONUT POINTED A GUN STRAIGHT AT US.
“FREEZE, SHIT CUNTS!” DONUT YELLED. “YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WALK OUT ON OUR DEAL!?”
“OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. UH.” I SAID.
“WELL, EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUNT!” DONUT SCREAMED. HE BEGAN FIRING AT US.
“FUCK, GET DOWN!” I DOVE BACK INTO THE ALLEY AWAY FROM THE GUN FIRE. “NICK? NICK??”
I LOOKED OUT INTO THE STREET AT NICK. HE LIFTED ONE HAND AWAY FROM HIS CHEST TO REVEAL THE BLOOD ON HIS SHIRT. HE COLLAPSED ONTO THE PAVEMENT.
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| CHAPTER THIRTEEN - Spoiler:
I RAN OUT INTO THE STREET, HOLDING BACK THE TEARS IN MY EYES. THERE WAS SO MUCH COMMOTION THAT I HAD LEFT IZZY BACK IN THE ALLEY. OFFICER DONUT WAS RELOADING.
“NIIIIIIIIIICK!” I SCREAMED. I CROUCHED BY HIS SIDE. HE WAS LAYING ON THE GROUND HOLDING HIS CHEST.
“SHIDO...I DON'T FEEL GOOD...” NICK SAID.
“HANG ON, NICK, WE'LL GET HYPER HERE, HE'LL HEAL YOU.” I SAID.
THEN I HEARD IT. A LOUD BANG. THE BULLET WAS COMING STRAIGHT FOR MY HEAD.
I PUSHED THE PALM OF MY HAND FORWARD AND CLENCHED MY FIST AROUND THE BULLET. I TURNED AROUND AND SENT IT FLYING BACK TOWARDS OFFICER DONUT. IT HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE KNEECAP.
“URGH!” HE FELL TO THE GROUND AND HIS GUN SLID TOWARDS ME. I GRABBED IT AND POINTED IT RIGHT AT HIM. “GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM ME, CUNT!”
“I SHOULD SHOOT YOU DEAD RIGHT NOW, YOU IDIOT. YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED NICK.” I SAID. I SNAPPED THE GUN IN HALF. “BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON YOU RIGHT NOW.”
I RAN INTO THE ALLEY, GRABBED IZZY, AND WALL JUMPED ONTO THE ROOF OF ONE OF THE BUILDINGS. I JUMPED ALONG THE ROOF TOPS LOOKING FOR HYPER.
“WE COULD HAVE TAKEN NICK TO, LIKE, A HOSPITAL.” IZZY SAID.
“AND GET US ALL ARRESTED AGAIN? NO THANKS.” I SAID. “HYPER COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT THAT FAR OUT.”
“HE SAID HE WOULD BE WAITING OUTSIDE THE CITY, RIGHT?” IZZY SAID.
“YEAH.” I SAID.
“CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?” IZZY SAID.
“GO AHEAD.” I JUMPED DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK. SOME NERDS WALKING BY LOOKED AT ME AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET.
“WHERE'D JAMES'S ARM GO? WHY'S HE MISSIN AN ARM?” IZZY SAID.
“BUTCH OR WHATEVER CHOPPED IT OFF.” I SAID.
“OH, BUTCH. COOL GUY.” IZZY SAID.
“WELL HE'S DEAD NOW.” I SAID.
“OH.” IZZY SAID.
“HEY, KID.” A VOICE SAID FROM A DARK ALLEY. I TURNED MY HEAD AND LOOKED. HYPER EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS.
“OH, HEY IT'S THAT NEWBIE.” IZZY SAID.
“HYPER, WE NEED YOU NOW. NICK'S BEEN SHOT IN THE CHEST.” I SAID.
“WHAT?” HYPER SAID. “LET'S GO.”
NICK'S EYE LIDS SLOWLY OPENED. HIS CHEST HAD BEEN BANDAGED UP. HE LOOKED DOWN AT HIS FEET. THEY WERE TIED UP. IN FACT, HIS ENTIRE BODY WAS TIED TO A CHAIR.
THE ROOM WAS DARK WITH JUST A HINT OF LIGHT COMING FROM A DIM BULB WHICH ROCKED BACK AND FORTH OVER HIM. HE LOOKED AT THE QUIVERING MAN NEXT TO HIM. IT WAS OFFICER DONUT.
“WHAT...WHAT'S GOING ON...?” NICK SAID.
“WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT.” OFFICER DONUT SAID. NICK NOTICED HE WAS TIED TO A CHAIR AS WELL. HE KNEE HAD BANDAGES WRAPPED AROUND IT.
“THAT'S RIGHT. YOU ARE.” NICK HEARD SOMEONE SAY IN THE DARKNESS. THEN HE HEARD IT. THE SICKENING SOUNDS OF SNAPPING.
DAN AND ACRYLIC SNAPPED THEIR WAY UP TO NICK AND OFFICER DONUT.
“YOU...” NICK SAID.
ACRYLIC PUNCHED HIM ACROSS THE FACE. NICK SPIT THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
“LET'S CUT THE CHIT-CHAT, HOT SHOT.” DAN SAID. “WHERE'RE THE ASIAN KID AND IZZY?”
“I DON'T KNOW WHERE IZZY IS, BUT NICK'S RIGHT THERE.” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“HEY! NOT A WORD OUTTA YOU, COPPER.” DAN SAID. “I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE OTHER ASIAN KID. THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO MY BOY.”
DAN POINTED AT A DORE THE EXPLORER BAND-AID ON ACRYLIC'S CHEEK.
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? THIS GUY SHOT ME AND I BLACKED OUT.” NICK SAID.
“TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW OR PAY THE CONSEQUENCES!” ACRYLIC SCREAMED AS HE GRABBED NICK'S THROAT.
“ACRYLIC, OLD PAL, REEL IT IN A BIT.” DAN SAID. ACRYLIC LET GO OF NICK AND BACKED OFF. NICK COUGHED AND WEEZED. “IF OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE AIN'T TALKIN', IT DON'T MATTER. BECAUSE CHEF'S WORKIN' ON SOMETHING THAT'LL DEFINITELY FIND THEM.”
“WHAT ARE YOU UP TO...” NICK GROWLED UNDER HIS BREATH.
“WE'RE JUST...HAVING A TALK WITH YOUR OTHER FRIEND. THE GOOFY LOOKIN ONE.” DAN SAID.
“JAMES? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!” NICK SAID.
THERE WAS A LOUD CRACKLING NOISE WHICH SOUNDED LIKE ELECTRICITY HITTING GLASS AND EXPLODING IN THE OTHER ROOM. NICK COULD HEAR JAMES SCREAMING.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!” NICK SCREAMED.
DAN SLAPPED NICK'S CHEEK.
“INSIDE VOICES, HOT HEAD.” DAN SAID. “WE'RE JUST...PERSUADING YOUR FRIEND TO HELP US OUT FOR A BIT.”
“YOU BASTARDS...” NICK SAID.
“I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST AS SOON AS I GET FREE FROM THESE ROPES.” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, COPPER.” DAN SAID. “ACRYLIC, LET'S BLOW THIS POP SICKLE STAND.”
THEY SNAPPED THEIR WAY BACK INTO THE DARKNESS.
“DON'T WORRY, CUNT, I'LL WORK MY WAY THROUGH THESE SHITTY ROPES.” DONUT SAID.
“YOU...YOU'RE THE WHOLE REASON WE'RE IN THIS MESS.” NICK SAID. “WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT?”
“NOBODY CHEATS THE DONUT OUT OF A DEAL. NOBODY.” DONUT SAID. “BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE, WE'LL UNCOVER ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO PUT FAT BOAT AND HIS JOKERS AWAY FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. WE JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF THESE ROPES.”
NICK SIGHED.
“WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?” HYPER SAID.
“THEY WERE RIGHT HERE WHEN I LEFT. SHIT.” I SAID.
“THEY WERE HERE. I SEEN IT.” IZZY SAID. “THE MAJESTIC TRAGEDY GUYS ARE GONE TOO.”
“MAJESTIC TRAGEDY?” HYPER SAID.
“SOME NOBODIES TRYING TO CAPTURE US.” I SAID. “I BET THE POLICE PICKED THEM UP.”
“I DON'T THINK SO, SHIDO.” IZZY SAID. “LOOK AT THE BLOOD ON THE GROUND. RIGHT WHERE YOU SHOT DONUT. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DRAGGED HIM ACROSS THE STREET.”
“THE BURGER IS RIGHT.” HYPER SAID. “DONUT WAS DRAGGED. WHY WOULD HIS FELLOW OFFICERS DRAG HIM?”
“MAYBE HE ISN'T POPULAR.” I SAID.
“I'M BETTING THESE MAJESTIC TRAGEDIES GUYS WOKE UP AND TOOK THEM AWAY.” HYPER SAID. “LORD KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO THEM.”
“THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING IF FAT BOAT WANTS US ALIVE, WHICH HE DOES. I HOPE.” IZZY SAID.
“HOW DO WE FIND THEM, MEAT HEAD?” HYPER SAID.
“BEATS ME. MAJESTIC TRAGEDY ARE SOME OF THE MOST SECRETIVE AND RUTHLESS GUYS IN TOWN. OUR BEST BET IS TO WAIT FOR THEM TO FIND US.” IZZY SAID.
“WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.” HYPER SAID. “CAN YOUR GANG HELP US?”
“MY...GANG...?” IZZY SAID.
“YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOUR GANG THAT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE BEHIND AND ALL THAT.” HYPER SAID. “MAYBE THEY COULD HELP US SEARCH THE CITY FOR MAJESTIC TRAGEDY.”
“WELL, MY GANG ARE SOME OF THE MOST SECRETIVE AND RUTHLESS PEOPLE IN THE CITY, SO IT COULD WORK.” IZZY SAID. “OFF TO THE BASEMENT OF MCDONALDS.”
NICK HUNG HIS HEAD DOWN AND LOOKED AT HIS FEET AS OFFICER DONUT SCOOTED BACK AND FORTH IN HIS CHAIR.
“ALMOST THERE...ALMOST...” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“JUST. STOP.” NICK SAID. “WE'LL WAIT FOR SHIDO TO SAVE US. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. REALLY.”
“I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP, SHITCUNT.” DONUT SAID.
“YEAH, WELL, YOU AREN'T. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ONCE YOU'RE FREE? RUN OUT THERE AND GET SHOT. SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET.” NICK SAID.
“WHAT THE SHIT IS YOUR PROBLEM?” DONUT SAID.
“WHAT'S MY PROBLEM? WHAT'S MY PROBLEM. I HAVE A BANDAGE ON MY CHEST WHERE A BULLET USED TO BE, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO STUPID THAT YOU STARTED SHOOTING BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS.” NICK SAID.
“OH...” DONUT SAID. “I'M...I'M SORRY, NICK...I JUST...WANTED TO BE A HERO...”
NICK LET OUT A HEAVY SIGH.
“IT'S OKAY, OFFICER DONUT. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW, I GUESS.” NICK SAID.
I WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITH HYPER. IZZY RESTED COMFORTABLY ON MY SHOULDER.
“WE'RE ALMOST THERE, GUYS. I CAN HEAR THE SEAGULLS ALREADY.” IZZY SAID.
“I HOPE THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING TO NICK.” I SAID. “I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO JAMES.”
“OH REALLY?” SOMEONE SAID ABOVE US. I LOOKED UP. THERE WAS A FIGURE ON THE ROOF LOOKING DOWN AT US. IT WAS JAMES!
“JAMES, GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.” HYPER SAID.
“AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.” JAMES SAID.
HE LEAPED DOWN FROM THE BUILDING AND LANDED ON BOTH OF HIS FEET IN FRONT OF US.
“HOW...HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT.” I SAID.
JAMES LOOKED AT ME. HIS EYES WERE DARK RED.
“I'VE GOTTEN AN UPGRADE.” JAMES SAID. HE LIFTED UP HIS NEW ARM.
WHERE HIS OLD ARM WAS CUT OFF, WAS A NEW SOLID SILVER ARM.
“JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU DO-” HYPER SAID. BEFORE HE COULD FINISH, JAMES SHOT A LASER BLAST OUT OF THE PALM OF HIS HAND AND HIT HYPER RIGHT IN THE CHEST. HYPER FLEW AWAY.
JAMES TURNED TO ME AND SMIRKED.
“YOUR TURN.” HE SAID.
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| CHAPTER FOURTEEN - Spoiler:
“JAMES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” I SAID.
JAMES SLOWLY TURNED HIS HEAD TOWARDS ME.
“SELECTING NEW TARGET: SHIDO.” JAMES SAID.
A MISSILE SHOT OUT OF HIS WRIST STRAIGHT AT ME AND IZZY. I DIVED ONTO THE GROUND AND HELD ONTO IZZY TIGHTLY WITH BOTH HANDS.
“ALRIGHT, JAMES, YOU WANT A FIGHT? YOU GOT IT.” I SAID. “IZZY, GO!”
I THREW IZZY LIKE A FRISBEE TOWARDS JAMES'S FACE. JAMES SMACKED IZZY ONTO THE GROUND, SEPARATING HIS BUNS AND FLOPPY MEAT PATTY.
“IZZZZZZZYYYYYY!!” I SCREAMED.
“SHIDO. I'M IN A BIT OF A MESS HERE. HEH HEH HEH” IZZY SAID.
JAMES'S ARM TURNED INTO AN AXE AND HE CHARGED AT ME. I JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY OF HIS FIRST SWING AND BLOCKED THE SECOND BY GRABBING HIS ARM. IT WAS COLD AND METAL.
“JAMES, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US THIS TIME?” I SAID.
“DISTRIBUTING ELECTRIC CHARGE.” JAMES SAID.
“HUH-AAAAAARRRGRGHGGHHGHGHGHGH!!!” I SAID AS I WAS ELECTRICUTED. JAMES'S ARM SHOT OUT ELECTRIC CURRENTS ALL THROUGH MY BODY.
I FELL ON THE GROUND, BLACK AND STEAMING. THE HOT BARREL OF A GUN PRESSED UP AGAINST THE ASH ON MY FORWARD. JAMES WAS POINTING HIS ARM AT ME.
“TARGET: ELIMINATED.” JAMES SAID.
“NOPE!” HYPER YELLED. HE JUMPED ONTO JAMES'S FACE, SENDING HIM STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND. SHOTS RANG OUT FROM JAMES'S ARM AND A COUPLE FLEW RIGHT PAST MY FACE. JAMES GRABBED HYPER'S ANKLE AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE NEARBY BUILDING.
I CRAWLED TOWARD IZZY. THE ROUGH BLACK PAVEMENT SCRAPPED AGAINST MY SKIN. JUST AS THE TIPS OF MY FINGERS TOUCHED HIS SESAME SEEDS, A HARD METAL HAND GRABBED MY LEG AND PULLED ME BACK.
“SHIIIIIIIDOOOO!!!” IZZY YELLED.
“IZZZZZZZYYYYYY!!!” I YELLED BACK.
I FLIPPED MYSELF OVER AND JUST BARELY MISSED JAMES'S FIST GOING THROUGH MY FACE. HE HIT THE STREET INSTEAD AND GOT HIS HAND STUCK IN THE GROUND.
I KICKED JAMES IN THE FACE AND HE PULLED HIS HAND OUT OF THE GROUND. HYPER RUSHED AT JAMES, DODGING ANOTHER LASER BLAST AND THEN UPPERCUTTING A FIST AGAINST JAMES'S JAW. I JUMPED UP AND STOOD SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH HYPER.
“ENOUGH OF THESE REINDEER GAMES, JAMES.” HYPER SAID. “ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING REINDEER GAMES.”
“WHERE'D YOU GET THE NEW ARM, ROBOCOP?” I SAID.
“TWO TARGETS IN SIGHT.” JAMES SAID. “INITIATING PROGRAM: EXTRA HAND.”
“THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, JAMES? WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?” I SAID.
THEN JAMES GRABBED HIS ROBOT ARM AND SNAPPED IT OFF. THERE WAS A LITTLE SMOKE COMING FROM WHERE THE ARM HAD BEEN. BEFORE I COULD LOOK AT HYPER, JAMES TOSSED THE ARM RIGHT AT MY FACE.
IT GRABBED MY NOSE AND HELD ON TIGHTLY. I GRABBED THE ARM AND TRIED PULLING.
“HYPER! IT HAS MY NOSE! IT HAS MY NOSE!!!” I YELLED.
“I'M BUSY MYSELF” HYPER SAID. HE WAS BLOCKING AND DODGING PUNCHES FROM ONE ARMED JAMES.
I STARTED SLAMMING MY FACE AGAINST BRICK WALLS, TRYING TO HURT THE HAND.
“LET GO YOU FUCKING BITCH!” I SAID.
I FELL ON THE GROUND RIGHT NEXT TO IZZY, PULLING AND SCREAMING AT THE HAND.
“THEY REPROGRAMMED JAMES!” IZZY SAID.
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!” I BREATHED OUT OF MY MOUTH HEAVILY.
“MAJESTIC TRAGEDY. THEY LIKE TO REPROGRAM PEOPLE INTO ROBOT ASSASSINS FOR THEIR OWN USE.” IZZY SAID.
“OH OKAY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL INFORMATION TEN FUCKING MINUTES AGO” I SAID.
“SORRY, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. WAS THINKING ABOUT HAMBURGER THINGS.” IZZY SAID. “HEY TRY TO MIX MY SESAME SEEDS WITH JAMES'S ARM.”
“THE FUCK? WHY?” I SAID.
“MAYBE I CAN SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND CORRUPT SOME HARDWARE.” IZZY SAID.
“WORTH A SHOT” I SAID.
I ROLLED OVER AND RUBBED THE ARM ON IZZY'S BUN.
“I'M IN!” IZZY SAID. “GOOD LORD, JAMES. THERE'S A BUNCH OF CRUMBS AND SHIT IN HERE. A LOT OF HAIR. DOESN'T HE EVER CLEAN THIS THING?”
“SHUT IT DOWN!” I SAID.
“OH, RIGHT.” IZZY SAID. “COULD YOU TRY JUMBLING THE ARM AROUND A BIT? I CAN'T MOVE AS I'M JUST SESAME SEEDS, YOU KNOW.”
“GOD DAMMIT, IZZY” I SAID. I GOT UP AD SHOOK AROUND MY FACE.
“HEY, HEY, HEY! STOP THAT, I'M GETTING VERTIGO IN HERE.” IZZY SAID. “OH, HERE WE ARE.”
SOMETHING CLICKED AND I WAS ELECTRICUTED AGAIN.
“AGGGGGGHHHH!!” I SAID.
“WRONG SWITCH?” IZZY SAID.
“WRONG FUCKING SWITCH!” I SAID.
“OKAY, SHAKE EM AROUND AGAIN.” IZZY SAID.
I SLAMMED THE ARM AGAINST A METAL POLE. IT CLANKED AND VIBRATED THROUGHOUT THE INSIDE OF THE ARM.
“I WONDER WHAT THIS DOES” IZZY SAID.
SOMETHING ELSE CLICKED AND A LASER BLAST SHOT OUT OF THE ARM. I SLAMMED AGAINST A WALL AND THE ARM FLEW OFF MY FACE. MY VISION WAS BLURRY. I COULD FEEL THE BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. ALL I HEARD WAS RINGING.
“IZ...ZY...WHAT...THE HELL...” I SAID.
“IT WORKED! BOZONGO!” IZZY SAID.
I SPIT A TOOTH OUT OF MY MOUTH ONTO IZZY'S MEAT PATTY.
“EW! FUCKING EW, SHIDO!” IZZY SAID.
“WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT A LASER RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING FACE?!” I SAID.
“HEY, IT GOT THE ARM OFF OF YOU!” IZZY SAID.
“YEAH, BUT I THINK MY JAW IS DISLOCATED NOW.” I SAID.
“NO TIME TO BITCH NOW, LOOK OUT, BOWL CUT!” IZZY SAID.
I LOOKED OVER AND SAW THE ARM JUMPING STRAIGHT FOR MY FACE AGAIN. I GRABBED IT AND SWUNG IT AGAINST THE WALL. IT BENT ITSELF OVER ONTO MY ARM AND STARTED CRAWLING TO MY FACE. I GRABBED IT WITH BOTH HANDS AND TRIED TO HOLD IT STEADY. IT FLOPPED AROUND LIKE A FISH GASPING FOR AIR.
I LOOKED OVER TO SEE HYPER STRUGGLING WITH JAMES. THEY WERE AGAINST THE WALL AND JAMES HAD A SHARD OF GLASS TO HIS THROAT.
“IZZY, I HAVE AN IDEA.” I SAID. “YOU STILL IN THE ARM?”
“I GOT ONE SEED IN THERE, WHY?” IZZY SAID.
“JAMES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT” HYPER SAID. “YOU'RE WORKING WITH US. WE'RE TRYING TO STOP AUSTIN. REMEMBER?”
“NEGATIVE. I HAVE ONLY ONE MEMORY. MY ORDERS TO ELIMINATE YOU.” JAMES SAID.
THE TIP OF THE GLASS PRESSED AGAINST HYPER'S THROAT. JAMES SMILED AS HE PRESSED IT HARDER AND HARDER.
THEN THERE WAS A BLAST. JAMES HIT THE GROUND AND THE SHARD WENT INTO THE AIR. HYPER CAUGHT IT IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND. HE LOOKED OVER AT ME, POINTING THE HAND IN HIS DIRECTION.
“BOO YAH” I SAID.
“WE GOT THAT SON OF A GUN” IZZY SAID.
I TOSSED THE ARM AT JAMES. IT WAS LIFELESS NOW, LIKE A RAG DOLL.
“KNOCKING OUT JAMES MUST HAVE CUT POWER TO THE ARM AS WELL.” I SAID.
HYPER BENT DOWN AND HELD THE GLASS TO JAMES'S NECK.
“WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” I SAID.
“THIS FUCKER TRIED TO KILL US.” HYPER SAID.
“HE WAS REPROGRAMMED BY MT!” I SAID.
“THEN HE'S OF NO USE TO US ANYMORE.” HYPER SAID.
“HE CAN BE DEPROGRAMMED.” IZZY SAID. “IF WE TAKE HIM BACK TO MY BASE AT THE MCDONALDS BASEMENT, THEY'LL KNOW HOW TO DO IT. GOT SOME SMART COOKIES DOWN THERE.”
“...VERY WELL.” HYPER SAID. HE TOSSED THE GLASS ASIDE. “BUT IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS AGAIN...I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS...I WILL NOT SPARE THEM.”
“HM.” I SAID, AS I PUT IZZY BACK TOGETHER.
“YOU CARRY THE IDIOT.” HYPER SAID. HE ROLLED THE ROBOT ARM TO ME. “AND THIS TOO.”
“IT'S ALL AN ACT, MAN.” OFFICER DONUT SAID. “I'M NOT THAT TOUGH. THE POLICE OFFICERS HERE...THEY CONSIDER ME...THE NICE ONE...”
“I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DUDE.” NICK SAID.
THEY WERE STILL BOTH TIED TO THEIR CHAIRS IN THE DARK ROOM.
“I THOUGHT IF I COULD BUST FAT BOAT THEN PEOPLE COULD SEE ME MORE THAN JUST THE 'NICE ONE'...I COULD BE...THE 'COOL' ONE.” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“OR THE 'TOUGH' ONE...ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST 'NICE'.” NICK SAID. “LOOK AT ME, I'M RIPPED, RIGHT?”
“YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD ASS.” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“WELL, THANKS, MAN.” NICK SAID. “BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. THEY JUST SEE LITTLE BABY NICK...”
“WHAT? NO!” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“YEAH. OH YEAH.” NICK SAID. “I RIPPED A ROCK SPIDER'S HEAD OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS. MY BARE HANDS. I'D HARDLY CALL MYSELF NICE.”
“YOU'RE NOT NICE. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.” OFFICER DONUT SAID.
“WELL, THANKS DONUT. AND YOU'RE A RETARDED ASSHOLE.” NICK SAID.
“THANKS, NICK.” OFFICER DONUT SMILED.
THEY WERE INTERRUPTED BY THE FEARSOME SOUND OF SNAPPING. DAN CAME FORWARD, SNAPPING WITH EACH STEP HE TOOK.
“I HATE TO INTRUDE ON THIS TOUCHING MOMENT, BUT WE HAVE MATTERS TO ATTEND TO.” DAN SAID. “YOUR FRIENDS MANAGED TO TAKE OUT ROBO-JAMES. SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND THEM A TAPE OF US TORTURING ONE OF YOU TO LET THEM KNOW WE'RE SUPER SERIOUS.”
“THEY WILL FIND YOU. AND WHEN THEY DO, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.” NICK SAID.
“OKAY, AND I GUESS WE'LL BE TORTURING YOU TODAY.” DAN POINTED TO NICK. “CHEF, TAKE THIS ONE.”
“NO!” DONUT SAID. “HE'S JUST A LOWLY GRUNT. I'M THE REAL LEADER OF THE TEAM. TAKE ME.”
“DONUT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...” NICK WHISPERED.
“NICK, YOU HAVE TO GO ON AND DEFEAT AUSTIN. I CAN TAKE ATHE DAMAGE.” DONUT WHISPERED.
“WELL, I'M RETARDED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT, SO CHEF TAKE THE COP INSTEAD.” DAN SAID.
CHEF WALKED OVER AND LIFTED DONUT'S CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD.
“DONUT!” NICK SAID.
“IT'LL BE OKAY, NICK. THEY WON'T KILL ME.” DONUT SAID.
“WELL. WE'LL SEE.” DAN SAID.
THEY SNAPPED BACKWARDS INTO THE DARKNESS AS NICK HELD BACK THE TEARS.
WE STOOD OUTSIDE THE MCDONALDS, ADMIRING THE BROKEN DOWN GHETTO EXTERIOR OF IT.
“GUYS, DO NOT GET THE MCNUGGETS HERE, WE MAKE THEM OUT OF RATS AND BALLOONS.” IZZY SAID.
I DRAGGED JAMES INSIDE AS IZZY RESTED ON MY SHOULDER. HYPER DIDN'T EVEN HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME.
“WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU” THE CASHIEER SAID.
“GET ME THE FAT BOY SPECIAL.” IZZY SAID.
“I-IZZY? IZZAT IZZY?” THE CASHIEER SAID.
“YEAH, I'M A FUCKING HAMBURGER NOW. LET US INTO THE BASEMENT.” IZZY SAID.
“UHHH...OKAY?” THE CASHIEER SAID. HE GRABBED THE MICROPHONE AND SPOKE INTO IT. “UH...MR. IZZY IS COMING DOWN THERE.”
THE CASHIEER KICKED ON THE FLOOR AND A SECRET PANEL POPPED UP. WE WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS WITH JAMES'S HEAD BUMPING AGAINST EACH STEP.
“YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY GANG. THEY'RE REALLY COOL.” IZZY SAID.
AS WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WE HEARD IT. A SINGLE SNAP. CHEF STEPPED FORWARD.
“YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.” HE SAID. THERE WERE SEVERAL OTHER SNAPS AS THE REST OF MT STEPPED FORWARD.
“IZZY? WHAT THE HELL?” HYPER SAID.
“OOOOOOOOH, THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT. MAJESTIC TRAGEDY IS MY GANG THAT BETRAYED ME AND HANDED ME OVER TO FAT BOAT FOR MONEY.” IZZY SAID. “SHIT.”
“HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THAT.” I SAID.
“WELL EXCUSE ME, SHIDO, I'VE HAD A LOT GOING ON LATELY. I WAS TURNED INTO A HAMBURGER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.” IZZY SAID.
“YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD MEAT BY THE TIME WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU.” CHEF SAID.
I GULPED AS MT GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER TO US.
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| CHAPTER FIFTEEN - Spoiler:
HYPER AND I STOOD SIDE-BY-SIDE IN THE DARKNESS. I HELD HAMBURGER IZZY IN ONE HAND, AND AN UNCONSCIOUS ROBOT-ARM JAMEZ IN THE OTHER. THERE WERE PAIRS OF GLOSSY WHITE EYES WHICH SURROUNDED US. MT EYES.
THE GIANT FAT BEAST NAMED CHEF STARED AT US THROUGH HIS GREY, LIFELESS EYES AND GREASY SMILE. I HEARD HIM GIGGLING TO HIMSELF AS HE POUNDED A PUDGY FIST INTO HIS PUDGY HAND.
“SHIDO.” HYPER SAID.
“YEAH, HYPER?” I SAID.
LET'S FRY THIS CHEF.” HYPER SAID.
WE WERE INTERRUPTED BY A DEEP, ECHOING LAUGH FROM CHEF. HE STOPPED AND LOOKED AT US AGAIN, NEVER SWITCHING HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION FROM THAT DISHEARTENING DEVILISH GRIN.
“GET EM, BOYS!” CHEF SAID.
LIKE AN AVALANCHE, THE MT HORDE RUSHED STRAIGHT AT US. THEIR FOOT STOMPING AND SQUEAKS WEREN'T LOUD ENOUGH TO DROWN OUT CHEF'S MIGHTY ROAR, AS HE LED THE CHARGE.
“I GOT THE BIG GUY, YOU TAKE CARE OF THE REST.” HYPER SAID. I NODDED.
HYPER LEAPT FORWARD, WITH ONE FIST HELD BACK, READY TO LAUNCH INTO CHEF'S FACE. CHEF GRABBED HIM OUT OF THE AIR WITH HIS ENORMOUS HANDS AND SLAMMED HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND.
“IZZY, HAMBURGER ATTACK!” I SAID AS I THREW IZZY AT SOME RANDOM MT GRUNT. HE FLOPPED OFF THE GUY'S FACE AND ONTO THE GROUND.
“I DON'T HAVE ANY ATTACKS! I'M A HAMBURG-” IZZY SAID BEFORE SOMEONE SQUASHED HIM WITH THE BOTTOM OF THEIR SHOE.
“IIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZYYYY!!!” I SCREAMED.
“I'M OK. JUST A LITTLE...MESSY.” IZZY SAID. HE WAS MASHED ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
A MT GUY THREW A PUNCH TOWARDS ME BUT I QUICKLY EVADED IT. I JABBED MY FIST INTO HIS NOSE AND HE FELL STRAIGHT ONTO THE GROUND.
“ONE PUNCH!” IZZY SAID.
“BUT HOW...?” I SAID.
“THEY'RE MT GRUNTS, SHIDO! THEY'RE WEAKLINGS!” IZZY SAID.
“THAT'S IT!” I SAID. “HYPER! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PUNCH THEM REALLY HARD!”
HYPER WAS TOO BUSY BEING TOSSED AROUND BY CHEF TO NOTICE MY ADVICE. I HAD TO FOCUS ON MY PART OF THE MISSION ANYWAYS.
I STARTED PUNCHING THE FUCK OUT OF ALL THE MT GUYS. THEY'D RUN RIGHT UP TO ME AND I'D JUST NAIL THEM RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING STUPID FACES. IZZY CHEERED ME ON AS I STARTED DROPPING THEM LIKE DRUNK FLIES.
“HEY BUDDY, WELCOME TO THE DANCE! HOW ABOUT A LITTLE...PUNCH!” I SAID, AS I SLAMMED MY FIST RIGHT INTO ONE OF THEIR FACES. “HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW, JUST FOR...KICKS!”
I DID A ROUND HOUSE KICK AND HIT SOME NERD ACROSS THE FACE. HE FELL ONTO A PILE OF OTHER NERDS I HAD TAKEN OUT.
“NO MORE PUNS, SHIDO.” IZZY SAID.
“LOOKS LIKE NO MORE MT GUYS EITHER.” I PUT MY HANDS ON MY HIPS AND OVERLOOKED THE FLOOR OF UNCONSCIOUS MT GRUNTS.
HYPER FLEW INTO THE WALL NEXT TO ME. HE LANDED ON HIS PALMS AND KNEES. CHEF WALKED SLOWLY TOWARDS US, CHUCKLING DISGUSTINGLY.
“ALMOST HAVE HIM.” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER, HE'S TOO STRONG. WE NEED A PLAN.” I SAID.
“WELL, YOU BETTER THINK QUICK. HE'S COMING OVER HERE. I DON'T WANT HIM TO STEP ON ME, HE'S NOT WEARING SHOES AND HIS FEET ARE BLACK. LIKE, TAKE A SHOWER, DUDE.” IZZY SAID.
“THAT'S IT.” HYPER SAID. “COME ON, SHIDO.”
HYPER GRABBED MY ARM AND WE RAN DOWN THE HALL AWAY FROM IZZY AND CHEF. WE HIT A WALL. DEAD-END.
“HEY! THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!” IZZY SAID.
“LOOKS LIKE YOUR ESCAPE PLAN FAILED.” CHEF SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AS HE WALKED TOWARDS US.
“NOT ESCAPING.” HYPER SAID. “WE CHARGE AT EACH OTHER. SEE IF YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE ON BOTH OF US AT ONCE.”
“HEH. HEH. HEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!” CHEF CHUCKLED. HE STOMPED HIS FOOT ONTO THE GROUND AND SNORTED LIKE A BULL. “LET'S DO THIS THEN.”
“UHHH...HYPER, I DON'T THINK WE CAN BOTH TAKE HIM...HE'S PRETTY BIG EVEN FOR BOTH OF US.” I SAID.
“SHUT UP, SHIDO.” HYPER SAID.
CHEF SPRINTED TOWARDS US WITH BOTH ARMS STRETCHED OUT WITH HIS HANDS BALLED INTO FISTS. AS HE SCREAMED, I SWEAR I COULD SMELL HIS BREATH FROM WHERE I WAS. HYPER BEGAN RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS WELL. HE LOOKED BACK AT ME.
“YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! C'MON!” HYPER SAID. I NODDED AGAIN AND FOLLOWED BEHIND HIM.
IZZY'S SHRIEKING FILLED THE HALLS AS CHEF'S SMELLY DAMP BLACK FOOT PRESSED AGAINST HIS CRUMBY COLD MEAT. CHEF'S EYES GOT WIDE, AND HIS ROAR TURNED INTO MORE OF A SQUEAK. HIS FOOT SLIPPED ON IZZY AND HE WAS LOSING HIS BALANCED. HE TURNED HIS HEAD JUST IN TIME TO SEE HYPER'S FOOT COLLIDE INTO HIS FACE. A PERFECT JACKKNIFE KICK.
CHEF'S HEAD SLAMMED INTO THE WALL. I QUICKLY RAN UP FROM BEHIND HYPER, AND JUMPED RIGHT ONTO CHEF'S HEAD, SENDING HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE TILE FLOORING. I SPUN OFF OF HIM AND LANDED NEXT TO IZZY, A MUSHY BURGER WITH A GIANT FOOTPRINT ON HIM.
“FUCK YOU GUYS.” IZZY SAID.
“HE'S OUT.” HYPER SAID. “TIME TO FINISH THE JOB.”
“NOOO!” I YELLED, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. HYPER STOMPED HIS FOOT INTO THE BACK OF CHEF'S HEAD. HE WAS DONE. “HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE!”
“HE WAS ANNOYING AND SLOWED US DOWN. OF COURSE HE DID.” HYPER SAID. “SPARE ME THE SOAPBOX, SHIDO, WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. NICK IS STILL DOWN HERE.”
I SCOOPED UP IZZY INTO MY HANDS, BUT IT WAS TOO MESSY.
“IZZY, YOU'RE DRIPPING OUT OF MY HANDS, I CAN'T.” I SAID. I SHOVED HIM INTO MY PUPPET. “THERE, YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY IN THERE.”
“LINT IS STICKING TO ME. FUCKING LINT.” IZZY SAID.
“WELL, THAT'S LIFE.” I SAID.
“SOME OF ME IS STILL STUCK ONTO THAT BIG FATTIE'S FOOT TOO.” IZZY SAID. “GO SCOOP IT OFF.”
“I'LL FIND NICK. YOU TAKE JAMES AND SCRAPE THE REST OF IZZY OFF OF CHEF'S FOOT. WE'LL MEET UP.” HYPER SAID.
“AWWWW MAN, COME ON.” I SAID. HYPER SPRINTED OFF DOWN THE OTHER END OF THE HALLWAY.
“YEAH, SCRAPE UP MY REMAINS, BITCH.” IZZY SAID. “DO YOU...DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING CHEWED PIECE OF GUM IN HERE?”
“I LIKE SAVING THEM.” I SAID.
“FUCK. FUCK IT'S ALL IN ME, IT'S ALL...YEAH, I'M NEVER GETTING THIS OUT, I'M PART GUM NOW. AWESOME.” IZZY SAID.
MEANWHILE, NICK STAYED STRAPPED TO HIS CHAIR. HE COULD HEAR OFFICER DONUTS SCREAMING AND PLEADING IN THE NEXT ROOM FROM ALL THE TORTURE MT WAS DOING TO HIM.
“DAMMIT, MT...” NICK WHISPERED. “DONUT...”
THEN NICK STARTED HEARING THAT DREADED NOISE AGAIN. SNAP. SNAP. SNAAAAP. DAN EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS, SNAPPING.
“HELLO, AGAIN, NICK.” DAN SAID.
“LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU DORK!” NICK YELLED.
“CALM DOWN, NICK. YOUR FRIEND IS OKAY. WE DIDN'T DO...MUCH...TO HIM!” DAN SAID.
“WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE TO HIM, I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU ONCE I'M FREE!” NICK SAID.
“OKAY, WELL, THE THING IS: YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALREADY HERE SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND EXECUTE YOU NOW.” DAN SAID. HE SNAPPED IN THE AIR ONCE MORE AND OFFICER DONUT WAS TOSSED OUT ONTO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF ME.
HE WAS BLOODY AND BRUISED. HIS ENTIRE BODY WAS SHAKING. HE LOOKED UP AT NICK WITH WEAK EYES.
“NIIIICK...” HE WHEEZED.
“DONUT! I'M SO SORRY, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!” NICK SAID.
“I DON'T...REGRET IT...HEH.” DONUT SAID.
“WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, WE CAN GET YOU HELP!” NICK SAID.
“HEY. HEY, DO YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW?” DAN SAID. “I'M HOLDING A FUCKING GUN. I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT YOU AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING OUT. HEY BUDDY? IT'S OVER. YOU LOST. MT WINS AGAIN.”
DAN HELD UP THE GUN AND AIMED IT AT NICK'S FACE. NICK SHUT HIS EYES. BAM.
NICK OPENED HIS EYES. HE WAS LYING SIDEWAYS ON THE GROUND. HIS CHAIR HAD FLIPPED OVER ONTO THE GROUND. HE HADN'T EVEN NOTICED. THE BULLET MISSED. HE WAS FACE TO FACE WITH DONUT NOW.
“OH COME ON.” DAN SAID. “PULLING HIM OUT OF THE WAY IS JUST STALLING, LOOK I CAN STILL KILL YOU BOT-”
DAN WAS CUT SHORT BY A BACKHAND ACROSS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. HIS GUN FUMBLED OUT OF HIS HAND AND IT WAS CAUGHT BY NONE OTHER THAN...HYPER! HYPER KICKED DAN AGAINST A WALL. HE RUBBED HIS SORE HEAD.
“OH, I SEE HOW IT IS.” DAN SAID. “YOU WANT A FIGHT, HUH? WELL, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE...CRAB STYLE!!!”
DAN PUT BOTH HIS HANDS ABOVE HIS HEAD AND BEGAN SNAPPING AND JERKING HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH. HE WADDLED SLOWLY OVER TOWARDS HYPER LIKE A CRAB. HYPER SHOT DAN IN THE HEAD AND HE FELL BACK ONTO THE WALL DEAD.
“I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS, BUT OKAY.” HYPER SAID.
“HYPER! LET ME OUT OF HERE!” NICK YELLED.
HYPER GRABBED NICK'S ROPE AND RIPPED THEM OFF. NICK STOOD UP AND FLEXED HIS MUSCLES.
“WE'RE FREE, DONUT!” NICK SAID. “LET'S GO!”
“DONUT?” HYPER SAID. “THE GUY WHO GOT US IN THIS MESS?”
“WELL...” NICK SAID. “HE WAS TRYING TO BE A HERO.”
“DOESN'T MATTER. HE SLOWED DOWN OUR MISSION TO KILL AUSTIN.” HYPER SAID. “HE HAS TO PAY.”
HE AIMED THE GUN AT DONUT'S HEAD.
“HYPER, NO!” NICK SAID.
“HM.” HYPER SAID. HE PUT THE GUN DOWN. “YOU'RE RIGHT NICK.”
NICK SMILED. IT QUICKLY TURNED TO A FROWN AS HYPER TOSSED THE GUN AT HIM.
“YOU SHOULD DO IT.” HYPER SAID. “YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HE PUT THROUGH THE MOST PAIN.”
“BUT HYPER, I DON'T WANT TO!” NICK SAID. “HE'S...MY FRIEND!”
“YES...FRIENDS...” DONUT SAID.
“WELL, THEN LOOK AT HIM.” HYPER SAID. “HE'S CLEARLY TOO DAMAGED TO GO ON. HE'LL DIE BEFORE WE CAN GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL. IT'LL BE A MERCY.”
“I...I...” NICK SAID.
“NICK...I CAN LIVE...” DONUT SAID. “I'LL...HANG ON...”
“CAN'T LET YOUR FRIEND SUFFER, NICK.” HYPER SAID.
“I'M...SORRY, DONUT.” NICK SAID. “IT HAS TO BE DONE.”
DONUT LOOKED UP AT NICK. HIS WORLD HAD BEEN COMPLETELY SHATTERED. BANG. JUST LIKE THAT ALL THE LIFE LEFT HIS EYES. NICK DROPPED THE GUN AND FELL ONTO HIS KNEES.
“I HAD TO DO IT...” NICK SAID.
“YES.” HYPER SAID. “BUT NOT BECAUSE OF HIS SUFFERING. WE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM.”
“WE...WHAT?!” NICK SAID.
“I COULD HAVE HEALED HIM RIGHT HERE, BUT I HAD TO LIE TO YOU, NICK.” HYPER SAID. “YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO KILL. YOU CAN'T BE LIKE THOSE IDIOTS HYPER AND JAMES. THIS MAN WASTED OUR TIME, AND FOR THAT HE MUST DIE.”
“HYPER...HOW...HOW COULD YOU...” NICK SAID.
“IT'LL BECOME EASIER WITH TIME.” HYPER SAID. “WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE BABY STEPS TOGETHER.”
“I...” NICK SAID. “YEAH...YEAH I GUESS...YOU'RE RIGHT, HYPER.”
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